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Vanzant
I also hate straws.

I had a drunkan conversation with some buddies about that the other day. While driving to work on the Interstate there was a "homeboy" with his cap on backwards one hand on the steering wheel, His seat placed as far back as it goes and He was blaring Master Pee. As I looked over when He passed me he pulls up his McDonalds cup and draws the liquid from His straw and I can say this as a pure fact, there is absolutly "NO CHANCE" of looking "cool" or "Gangster" whilst sipping liquids from a straw, try it in the mirror if you don't belive me.

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Vido Corleone

there is absolutly "NO CHANCE" of looking "cool" or "Gangster" whilst sipping liquids from a straw

 

 

 

 

 

 

I believe the term is "gangsta" which is coincidently, another thing that pisses me off.

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WalkerBoh

I don't like it when you see someone and they tell you they'll call you today, and they don't. You know like the casual, at the store, run into a friend type thing.

 

Or maybe people don't like me.

 

Well f*ck them I got led zeppelin and runescape.

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Statutory Ray
there is absolutly "NO CHANCE" of looking "cool" or "Gangster" whilst sipping liquids from a straw, try it in the mirror if you don't belive me.

What if you just got shot in the jaw during a drug deal gone horribly wrong, and the only way to take in liquids or even solids for that matter, is through a straw?

 

Pretty gangster to me.

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tuareg
there is absolutly "NO CHANCE" of looking "cool" or "Gangster" whilst sipping liquids from a straw, try it in the mirror if you don't belive me.

What if you just got shot in the jaw during a drug deal gone horribly wrong, and the only way to take in liquids or even solids for that matter, is through a straw?

 

Pretty gangster to me.

You shouldnt deal drugs in the first place.

 

 

 

On a side note, i really hate repeating myself, saying things twice. For some reason it pisses me off.

 

And i hate birthdays. I always had.

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Statutory Ray
there is absolutly "NO CHANCE" of looking "cool" or "Gangster" whilst sipping liquids from a straw, try it in the mirror if you don't belive me.

What if you just got shot in the jaw during a drug deal gone horribly wrong, and the only way to take in liquids or even solids for that matter, is through a straw?

 

Pretty gangster to me.

You shouldnt deal drugs in the first place.

But I do. To children only, though, because children don't have guns.

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tuareg

Thoughtful. Safety comes first. And even if that motherf*cka' starts something, he wont have a chance.

Edited by tuareg

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WalkerBoh

If you sell lots of crack/crank/crystal meth to kindergartners you'll have a town full of midgets in the next 10-20 years.

 

So ive seen and heard, to much stimulant use can stunt your growth.

 

So think about that if you wanna be santa and have your elf dope fiend minions.

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norniron

 

And i hate birthdays. I always had.

Yeah me too just a pointless day of the year.

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flicko
And i hate birthdays. I always had.

Yeah me too just a pointless day of the year.

how on earth are they pointless?

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norniron

 

And i hate birthdays. I always had.

Yeah me too just a pointless day of the year.

how on earth are they pointless?

Because its only the day you were born on big wow. I will not celebrate any birthdays from now on apart form 16th 18th and 21th.

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tuareg
And i hate birthdays. I always had.

Yeah me too just a pointless day of the year.

how on earth are they pointless?

Because its only the day you were born on big wow.

Exactly. I hate being the main attraction for the day.

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stretch.

I always love being bought sh*t.

 

It's great fun.

 

I don't celebrate per sé, but I don't go out of my way to avoid it.

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tuareg

I never really get bought anything. I mostly get money.

 

 

I dont do anything to avoid being treated well that day either. But only because it would make my parents feel bad. I still hate it though.

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Andyzoot
And i hate birthdays. I always had.

Yeah me too just a pointless day of the year.

how on earth are they pointless?

Because you're one year closer to death[/emo]

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dills

 

And i hate birthdays. I always had.

Yeah me too just a pointless day of the year.

how on earth are they pointless?

Because you're one year closer to death[/emo]

But what if you were to go on to create a recipe for immortality, so in actuality you were moving one year closer to becoming immortal and were never going to die. Hence, your whole argument is a sham!

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Andyzoot

I could also be one year closer to creating a recipe for pancakes which never go stale...in which case we're all winners!

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DexX

i'm adding "Live" to my list of bullsh*t phrases, and Microsoft is the biggest perpetrator (but certainly not the only one).

 

"Xbox Live" - the person or "team" (don't get me started on "teams") who coined this phrase should be electrocuted until giant white pufts of smoke come out his ears, then i'd stomp his nuts just for pissing me off even more. The service could have been called something simple like "Xbox Online", or something that wasn't a feeble attempt to be hip and trendy, but instead sounds like the console is trying to "connect" with it's audience in the personal, intimate way that only a box of plastic and silicon can. That's creepy. Live. As opposed to, what, Dead? Xbox Dead? sh*t, i'd respect that more, at least it would be accurate what with the huge percent of user who get red rings of death. sh*t, the console even boots into the "Live" menu first, as if i want to do anything besides play the game i have inserted. Newsflash: despite their efforts, not every xbox 2 owner ("360" is worst name for a console ever, beating out such noteworthy competition as "Indrema" and "Dreamcast".) wants to play games online, every time they turn the console on.

 

 

MSN® Hotmail® has changed to Windows Live Hotmail

No it hasn't you fascist pricks! It's STILL hotmail, and it's STILL sh*tty. Windows Live! - A failed attempt at re-branding, because Microsoft realized hotmail hasn't changed significantly in years, and if they aren't arbitrarily making life more inconvenient as a raw display of power, then they have failed as a company (See Also, Windows Vista). Then they try to market it to anyone who will listen, which is difficult because everyone knows microsoft is the king of bullsh*t - even they don't know who actually uses this crap.

 

 

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Mulatto Transvestites: Microsoft's Key Market Demographic

 

"Live" is a bullsh*t term, and unless your talking about a living being or organism, using it makes you sound like an asshole, which is likely true.

 

One more note, since i ripped the xbox2 apart and i'm a fan of equality, i have to say something about the ps3; "Home" is just as bad as "Live" for marketing purposes, and raising my blood pressure and any reference to "Home" on the ps3 makes me want to throw that person off a cliff. It's a sh*tty version of the Sims, built into the ps3 bios, and people who spent time customizing their virtual "homes" ought to be castrated. The next person i see using the home-sh*t on their ps3, is getting the business end of my ax to their face.

 

jllr wondered what happened to my rants, well, there you go son. as angry as any oldschool rant i ever did, and just as much from the heart.

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meth.

Bloggers and people who read blogs religiously. Who f*cking cares what some whiny c*nt thinks about this and that? Now I suppose some correlation could be drawn between a forum and a blog. At least forums generally have some purpose and structure. You visit when you want & read things that at least appear interesting or appealing as described by their topics.

 

Blogs are like mind piss and if you subscribe or whatever the hell it is called....to one your basically a toilet. The day that I have to hear about Rosie f*cking O'Donnels blog on CNN for what ever reason is a day that blogging has gone to far. Or when my 60 year old stupid aunt calls me up on some random Saturday to ask me about "blogging" and I want to smash my head through the window in the hopes that a shard of glass will slice my ear off, filling the canal with enough blood to drown the silly bitch out and eventually hemorrhage to death.....that the day when it has gone to far.

 

I also hate douche-bags who type run-on sentences. You expect some poor bastard to follow your misguided train of thought? f*cking tools!

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Im Rick James B**ch!

Idiots that block up the escalators. It is the universal rule that you stick to the left (abroad it may be different), so please obey this rule. Nothing annoys me more than encountering this when you are running late.

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norniron

 

Idiots that block up the escalators. It is the universal rule that you stick to the left (abroad it may be different), so please obey this rule. Nothing annoys me more than encountering this when you are running late.

Not universal if its different in other countrys but i know what you mean i hate it.

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TheDude5000

Here's something to f*cking rant about. I'm on my PC, watching the awesome Spaceballs movie on youtube, while at the same time making my way though the Halo 3 campaign. I was on a streak, made some awesome kills by jumping out of the water and sniping some Covenant in the head. I was outnumbered, but thankfully I reached a checkpoint, meaning I would be able to save a video of everything I had done up to that point. But then...f*ckING POWER OUTAGE. All the electricity in my place goes out for like a second or two. Now I get to start the campaign all over again...SHOULD HAVE SAVED!

 

sly.gif

 

Also another rant, these dumbass commercials on cable where some dumb bitch is singing a really annoying song. Like I'm watching Seinfeld with the volume up at 24, then it cuts to commercial break real fast and this embarassingly bad commercial just comes out of nowhere. sh*tty commercials.

 

sly.gif

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Forty

Commercials and advertising have become so ridiculous in this country. There are advertisements on the fields during football games, superimposed over players' feet as they run around. Commercials now have nothing to do with the products they're selling. I am sick of television. It's all a giant ad campaign and it's becoming more and more tricky finding a quality broadcast of something that isn't overflowing with sponsorships for every 3 minute segment.

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Sixdust
Commercials and advertising have become so ridiculous in this country. There are advertisements on the fields during football games, superimposed over players' feet as they run around. Commercials now have nothing to do with the products they're selling. I am sick of television. It's all a giant ad campaign and it's becoming more and more tricky finding a quality broadcast of something that isn't overflowing with sponsorships for every 3 minute segment.

Have you seen the parking line advertisements? Basically, the lines in parking lots are sold off as advertising space to anyone.

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TheDude5000

Oh how about the ones that take up half of the damn screen, like on TNT? sh*tballs! But it's still mostly the commercials with music that piss me off, because they're awful songs, and they're plain embarassing to have blaring out of your TV. Does anyone remember that commercial about the Subaru SUV bullsh*t, and it's like two mountain climber chicks getting in the the thing and this song with the most grating vocals I've ever heard. It was such a hideously annoying and bad song I just wanted to take a baseball bat to the face of whoever made it.

 

sly.gif

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Rebel
What really f*cks me off is when your in college and the bell rings for lunch or lesson change or whatever and you have these kids in the years below you stand in the f*cking doorway when theres about 300 people trying to get through there! And then they think they have the right to say do you mind not pushing me! I mean come on how f*cking stupid can you get standing in the middle of a doorway when people are trying to get through there, ofcourse your going to get pushed about. It doesn't surprise me that their probably failing all of their classes. Morons.

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XN22
Oh how about the ones that take up half of the damn screen, like on TNT? sh*tballs! But it's still mostly the commercials with music that piss me off, because they're awful songs, and they're plain embarassing to have blaring out of your TV. Does anyone remember that commercial about the Subaru SUV bullsh*t, and it's like two mountain climber chicks getting in the the thing and this song with the most grating vocals I've ever heard. It was such a hideously annoying and bad song I just wanted to take a baseball bat to the face of whoever made it.

 

sly.gif

The Outback Steakhouse commercial ruined Of Montreal for me. sad.gif

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TheDude5000

Yeah for any Twisted Sister fans...now there's a commercial where some crappy female "rock" band sings We're Not Gonna Take It. It's probably a tampon commercial or something, I don't know, I didn't stick around to find out. Vomit worthy.

 

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Andyzoot

Sudden change in the depths of floors. You know when you're walking along nice and calmly and then you suddenly catch your foot...on the floor! Because it's suddenly raised because some idiot can't build. I mean...What's that all about?!

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Damo.

What I hate is when you're in school or in town, and there's slow people taking up the whole footpath/hall and they go at about 0.01 metres per hour. It gives me the urge to kill. But in fairness I do walk really fast. And I don't have much/any patience.

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