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AlienTwo

 

Gambled on the football for the first time in at least 6 years, and I lost both last night and tonight. f*ck the bookies. f*ck them to planet f*ck.

when i turned 18 i went to the bookies for the first time and it smelt like a mixture of fosters, piss, lynx and desperation.

 

never again.

What does a Lynx smell like? A housecat only wilder?

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Blaze

lynx is the UK equivalent of axe :p

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The Deadite

My sh*tty internet connection is frustrating:

 

HALF_LIFE_3_CONFIRMED.jpg

 

Can't even download a crummy game in this same century and i dont know anyone with good WIFI, it's so f*cking annoying.

Edited by The Deadite

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Richard Power Colt

Oh boy a new game by the makers of Journey:

 

 

Looks beautiful I can't wai.. "coming soon to iPhone, iPad and Apple TV".

 

Oh...

Edited by Richard Power Colt

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AlienTwo

Oh... wow, how f*cking lame. I LOVE That Game Company, played Journey a thousand times over, played Flower and Flo a bunch as well... but I'm an android guy.

 

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sreyazsec

Youtube 'famous' c*nts putting out statements about mental health when they have never experienced it/learnt about/dealt with it in any way, shape or form and still relentlessly claim their statements are facts just BECAUSE.

 

I really cannot stand Youtubers with the exception of maybe two.

Especially the ones who have a huge following and spout stupid, dangerous sh*t to their kiddy followers. It wouldn't be so bad but most of them are about as interesting as f*cking tofu.

 

GTFO tofu-tuber c*nts.

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1972

Speaking of youtube, Jake Paul f*cking sucks ass. He's the new "star" of youtube, which kills my last remains of hope for humanity. Why do kids like these morons?

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AlienTwo

Because you kids are morons.

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Blaze

just remember who created those kids ;)

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AlienTwo

Oh, I'm not saying "you kids" as in you are uniquely morons. I was an A+ moron when I was a kid... thank GOD camera phones and facebook wasn't a thing.

 

But, judging by YouTube, you kids are f*cking morons.

 

Again.

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Richard Power Colt

Kids need to grow the f*ck up.

Edited by Richard Power Colt

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RedDagger

Youtubers in general trying to talk seriously about stuff outside of what they properly know is annoying. I get you want to branch out, but you're an entertainer, stop trying to talk politics because not only are ya an idiot who doesn't have/post sources, you're scarily influential and people eat up what they say just because they like their entertainment lmao

 

it's like physicists who start posting crap about economics and politics...but worse

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Synthol

Youtubers in general trying to talk seriously about stuff outside of what they properly know is annoying. I get you want to branch out, but you're an entertainer, stop trying to talk politics because not only are ya an idiot who doesn't have/post sources, you're scarily influential and people eat up what they say just because they like their entertainment lmao

 

it's like physicists who start posting crap about economics and politics...but worse

 

 

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ten-a-penny

My right side is getting nuts with pain (right under ribs) and what do my """friend""" does? Toss random, unfunny jokes while ranting about how "easy" DOOM4 is (because you're playing on the easiest difficulty + God Mode turned on, you dumbf*ck!). And when I got angry about her ignoring my painfully obvious pain, she started playing the victim card.

 

Fake friends, yo. Might aswell remain friend-less.

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make total destroy

 

 

 

a mixture of fosters, piss,

 

that's like redundant

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gtamann123

Literally can't figure out what to do with my life. The woman I'm madly in love with want nothing to do with me. No one likes me and I have no friends and am always alone. I'm too stupid to do anything productive. I can't kill myself because my parents rely on me. I'm just trapped in a life I don't want to live. f*ck the cruel world.

Edited by gtamann123

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V4S

-She's not the only girl in the world -we've all been rejected, don't beat yourself up over her not liking you more than a friend. Also stop "rating" everyone including yourself on a scale of ugliness. Now that's disgusting. (going off of what I've read in the past)

-Don't BS us we see you posting photos with your mates.

-Being alone isn't always bad thing, being around the right people is what's really important.

-You have a roof over your head, clean clothes, food in the fridge, surely you are not an unproductive idiot.

-If your parents could read your post of you wanting to kill yourself, what would they think? I'm sure they love you very much so don't say stupid sh*t like that.

 

 

 

 

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Synthol

Has he considered going after other women? Hmm.

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ARTHUR.

Don't waste your time on the jabronie, he's a lost cause.

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Blaze

it's because he's a white male if he was anything else life would be perfect

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1972

Go to a doctor. You need help.

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AlienTwo

it's because he's a white male if he was anything else life would be perfect

As a white male I can attest: This world is too cruel to my over-persecuted kind.

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Andreaz1

Go to a doctor. You need help.

We've told him this many times.

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Blaze

f*cking weathermen or women or whoever the f*ck have one f*ckign job and they cant even do that f*cking job correct yeah mate cloudy no its f*cking pissing down

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gtamann123

it's because he's a white male if he was anything else life would be perfect

Where did I say it would be perfect? If I wasn't white it would solve maybe like 2% of my problems not all of them and my life would only improve a very small amount lol

Edited by gtamann123

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AlienTwo

 

it's because he's a white male if he was anything else life would be perfect

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FIFY

 

Frankly all your posts make me grumpy.

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gtamann123

 

 

it's because he's a white male if he was anything else life would be perfect

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FIFY

 

Frankly all your posts make me grumpy.

If I was another race. Say black or Hispanic. It would be possible for me to get a girlfriend. So I would no longer be forever alone. So that's one of my issues that would be solved. And that's pretty much the only thing it would change. I have never said that if I wasn't white it would solve all my problems. Edited by gtamann123

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Synthol

just go touch uranus someplace else.

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1972

Go to a doctor. You need help.

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Neon_Dreaming

I'm curious, how would being black or hispanic help you get a girlfriend. Are there some ancient secrets to attraction they know that they haven't shared with the rest of us?

Edited by Neon_Dreaming

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