Short Stories

[GM Dude]

Just to pass the time.......

 

The Truants, The Cop, and the Ford

 

One day, at a high school in Texas, a 17-year-old high school senior named Mike Johnson, and his 18-year-old girlfriend Chandra were sitting at lunch, bored with their lives, and yet, afraid of a social skills teacher named Shannon Johannsen, who had recently tried to frame them for a robbery. After chatting amongst each other, they wondered how the hell they were going to get out......

 

Mike: Yo, girl, let's blow this joint.

 

Chandra: You crazy? They've got f***ing cameras all over the place.

 

Mike: Oh, crap, I forgot about those.

 

Chandra: sh*t. I just remembered we gotta stay after school for Ms. Johannsen's class.

 

Mike: F***ing bitch. God knows what kinda sh*t she's gonna put us thru.

 

Chandra: Yeah, I know. We aren't even supposed to be there!

 

Mike: Tell you what; here's the plan.............

 

{3 hours later, detention room}

Johannsen: You all know why you're here. You're useless bags of sh*t.

 

Mike: Bathroom, please.

 

Johannsen: Make it quick.

 

{Chandra managed to slip out another door. 5 min. later, she was about to take a drink from a water fountain.

Enter Bob Jorgens, a vice principal, brown haired, and average build.}

 

Jorgens: Well, well. Chandra Simpson. Never thought I'd see you here.

Oh, what's this? A cell phone? Gimme that!

 

Chandra: Gimme my phone!

 

Mike: What the f***?!?! Get off her!

 

Jorgens: Aha! Another worthless bag of sh*t.

 

Chandra: F*** off!

 

Jorgens: Shut up, ni**er bitch!

{He punched Chandra in the back}

 

Mike: Stupid cracker dumbass. Give her the phone and f*** yourself.

 

{Chandra managed to take the phone away from Jorgens. He became angry and began to twist her neck. Mike frantically reached for something to stop him. He finally found a science textbook, and slammed it on his head so hard, it immediately knocked him out cold. After seeing it was about 5:00, he decided to let all the other students out. By 5:15, everyone was out.}

 

{They started running down some stairs and out of the building. Just as the last ones were out the door, an alarm went off}

 

Chandra:Oh sh*t! !

 

Mike: What?

 

Chandra: We tripped the alarm; run!!!!

 

Mike: Aw sh*t!

 

Johannsen: They've all escaped. Security!

 

{Mike and Chandra were running as fast they could. Suddenly, at least a dozen of heavily-armed thugs came running right after them. They managed to make it into Mike's beige 1978 Ford LTD station wagon, and they started running out that instant, the thugs not far behind. It wasn't long before they noticed another foe, the school's corrupt truant officer, driving a black Mercedes.}

 

Their escapade soon led them on a 120-mph chase thru 5 counties.

The truant officer began shooting wildly once they reached Casper County. Chandra was hit several times in the arm.

The cop was about to shoot at Mike's head, when his car's suspension failed, and he fell right into the Red River.

The thugs' van slipped on some oil and fell into the river as well. Now, came the matter of Johannsen and her brown Hyundai.

Shotgun in hand, she fired at Mike's arm, and it hit.

Mike felt several rounds of shooting pain, and could no longer steer the car.

Chandra panicked. But then she found a rifle, and just before Johannsen could fire again, Chandra pulled the trigger, and a bullet went straight thru the engine and into the gas tank, causing a huge explosion.

They pulled over, and watched the wreckage burn, and Johannsen lying on the ground unconscious.

 

The following week, Chandra and Mike were surprised to find out that they had blown off the lid of a horrific scandal.

 

Every higher official in that school district was arrested and jailed, and the two teens became local heroes.

 

Where are they now?????

 

In San Andreas, living in a middle-class apartment, married with one daughter and a son, both in high school.

 

There you go.

 

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