Greene Posted November 22, 2006 Author Share Posted November 22, 2006 In Jive Drive: ''You treat me like i got herpes'' - Lance Later in the scene ''Oh and Vic, i really do have herpes. Haha'' - Lance I thought this was pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cores Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Armando and the domestobot...stuff of dreams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durka Durka Mahn Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 "...that causes gut wrenching ass explosions that make you feel like you're sh*tting fire!..." -VCPR Newsman, talking about Indian food. And the part where you drive the domestobot, that one hand made me burst out in laughter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d00d Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 For me, its the one with Umberto and that accountant lady. Umberto: You got some Cuban in you, lady? You look like you got some Cuban in you. Lady: No, I'm from Iowa. Umberto: Oh...You want some Cuban in you? ROFFLES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ybakker Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 "I'm a lesbian on a committed journey with life partner." - lady "She's crazy about me. Can you feel it?" - Umberto to Vic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodBen Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 I failed the Phil Collins concert mission last night to see if you saw him get squashed by the light rig. Unfortunately you don't, but when it comes up displaying MISSION FAILED! there's a little sub text saying 'It seems Phil really did feel it in the air tonight'. It's obvious, but I laughed all the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightrage Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 (edited) Wierd... before the game was released everyone shouted that they hate Lance, and that he's the biggest prick.But now, everyone loves him (apart from the fact he betrays Tommy). I DON'T I even hate him more,much more for being so dumb,ruining every thing for you, neber doing anything,and even getting vic killed .He was more relaxed in VC the biggest reason I hated him then was couse het betrayed tommy. Ontopic : The Cutscene from Turn on... was really the funniest, especially cuz I was the first (and only) time Vic was wrong and Lance was right, thought Lance still ruined it the most be screaming that loud. Edited November 23, 2006 by MichelPS2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tobu24 Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 "...that causes gut wrenching ass explosions that make you feel like you're sh*tting fire!..." -VCPR Newsman, talking about Indian food. And the part where you drive the domestobot, that one hand made me burst out in laughter! Yea I remember that domestobot mission! I remember I drove it over to the girl on the bed while changing arms. All of a sudden it turned into a dildo and she said "holy sh*t!" LOL She also said "Um....hello?" Hahaha! Also when your driving around in the Mendez's house his guards say "Stop watchin' me robot!" One of my favorite missions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jman12343 Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 My favorite quote is after the song "Breaking the Chains" on V-Rock: Cousin Ed "I keep Lazlow tied to a chain in the back of the room so he doesn't ruin my show....or grab my ass." Also I think the show with the "Time Ranger" on VCPR is hilarious. He has a time machine in his pants that is activated when he masterbates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunjo Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 During the mission "Seal the Deal" for Diaz, where your waiting outside of the strip club for one of Gonzalez's men. Vic ask's Lance how he knew the guy would be there and reply's something like, "All of the out of towners go there to get drunk and to get laid. That's what I did." I thought that was so hilarious. Lance seems to make me laugh through out the entire game, with the way he presents himself to Vic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greene Posted November 26, 2006 Author Share Posted November 26, 2006 During the mission "Seal the Deal" for Diaz, where your waiting outside of the strip club for one of Gonzalez's men. Vic ask's Lance how he knew the guy would be there and reply's something like, "All of the out of towners go there to get drunk and to get laid. That's what I did." I thought that was so hilarious. Lance seems to make me laugh through out the entire game, with the way he presents himself to Vic. Lance is a f*cked up character with no loyalty but there is no denying he's funny as hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nbond99 Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Personally, I love how throughout vrock, Cousin Ed constantly pokes fun at Lazlow, like when he's introducing a song by Ted Nugent, and he's like "Ted Nugent, Terrible Ted, the Nuge, the axe master, who gets more wang-dang-sweet-poontang than lazlow, but then again....dont we all?" hahaha, good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scalliano Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 During the intro to "Last Stand": Vic: I'm an asshole. I spent all my time making morons rich, while my family tore itself apart and the woman I wanted died waiting for me to call. Diaz: Woman? You need porn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ybakker Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Lance : I'm the killa from Manila! Yea. The Manila Blilla! Vic: Shut up, you Blidiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greene Posted December 6, 2006 Author Share Posted December 6, 2006 Lance : I'm the killa from Manila! Yea. The Manila Blilla!Vic: Shut up, you Blidiot. Oh yeah. I laughed like hell when i heard that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starion Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 (edited) Lance: "When will you shut up and grow some balls!" Vic: "Huh? Whats that tough guy?" picks up lance by the throat Vic: "WHEN WILL YOU GROW A BRAIN" God I love that and almost every lance gag. EDIT: just done that domestobot mission. lmao I have a really funny screen I took with my webcam: I know that its really low quality but you might be able to see that it looks like his head is on fire with the lighter sticking through it . Edited December 7, 2006 by starion mod it with Nitrous Oxide and chassis dyno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingleman Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I love these two lines in White Lies. "This is the Lance Vance dance, you got to ..allright.. pop it.. and a, lock it, yeah" (Vic turns off the music) "Whoaaawwh" - Lance "Listen.... Who cares!? It's mah coke.. it's ALL MY coke, and I do with it.. whatever I damn well please" - Lance and in 2 of Diaz's mission Vic: Maybe Phil Cassidy can help me, he's an old army budy of mine Diaz: I love him, go get him "Vic you needar chill, because i'rve done thris a milliorn times.. so lets, pop.. yer.. lets... pop.. (snore)" - Lance LOL, the way they're all said is hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucewayne909 Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 Vic: I just don't want you doing anything stupid. Phil: We're breaking into an army base and I'm drunk. Could it get any more stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowhunter Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 i cant remember but i think it was martys second to last mission and Vic gets in a arguement with one of martys friends and calls him white trash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenaciousD. Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 The fact that the final 2 bosses were easy to kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashon. Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 I like when the caller on New World Order on VCPR calls in and says f*ck all the time. "Shut the f*ck up." "Give me a f*cking break." "...and f*ck you up, boy. F*ck you up proper." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toni Antonio Cipriani Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 A very Funny Quote from "In the Air Tonight": Phil Collins (to Barry): You should really get the fake breasts implants Reni suggested. It'll look great, alongside the real one you're using for your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spadge47 Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 the mission where diaz says sumthing like : u want to bum men? and vance replies :no and diaz says : well i want to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ybakker Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 He actually says, D-"You want a bump, man?" V-"No." D-"Well I do." Bump, I believe, referring to an insufflation of cocaine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackadder. Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 It was pretty funny in the opening cutscene of the mission "The Exchange" when Diaz waves his gun around and everyone in the room goes "Woah....Wheey!" I laughed hard when I saw that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebeeg Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 "Hey baby you look like you got some cuban in you" - Umberto "No, Im from Ohio" - Old Woman "Well, Do you want some Cuban in you?" - Umberto "No, You Know I'm a lesbian..." - Old Woman Hahahah Lol one of teh best quotes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakorama Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 i laughed at one of the Reni missions how he/she was like Reni: "then you will make love to me, no? Vic: "No." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ybakker Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Ooh. One of the best moments! Reni's Mission "Accidents Will Happen" with the Infernus etc. Reni says, "We need action, action, action!!!!" She goes in her Helicopter, flies upwards, "Ok! ACTION!" You gotta see it to laugh, though. --- Another quote: "You treat me like I got herpes!" -Lance "I do have herpes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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