Greene Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I created this topic to see what peoples favourite funny moments in VCS were. State your favourite funny moment. Describe it and state why its your favourite. I don't think spoiler tags are necessary as it clearly states this topic is likely to contain SPOILERS. My favourite funny moment is the beginning cutscene in the mission 'Papi don't screech'. This mission involves picking up Umberto Robina's father because Umberto fears for his life. Its hilarious watching Umberto Robina cry like a little girl when he is usually acting like a macho man. The dialogue in this scene is also hilarious. ''No Papi don't leave me. Im gonna be an orphan.'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 When Phil collins tells his assistant to get breast implants because they would go well with the real tit he uses for a brain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gameroftheuk Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 The mission that Vance said: "I know Kung Fu", but I don't know which mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royal55 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 The cutscene for one of Umberto's missions when Umberto says somthing(i forget what) to vic and then Vic replys with this: I was in the army not the navy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greene Posted November 20, 2006 Author Share Posted November 20, 2006 The cutscene for one of Umberto's missions when Umberto says somthing(i forget what) to vic and then Vic replys with this: I was in the army not the navy. Oh yeah, Umberto was talking about women and then he says 'or maybe you don't like women'. And Vic says that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gameroftheuk Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Funny scene with Martinez talking about if animal could give consent, he was watching pig, horse sex with woman, beastility stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 xD I remember that one he even said it was Candy Suxx in the vid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greene Posted November 20, 2006 Author Share Posted November 20, 2006 Funny scene with Martinez talking about if animal could give consent, he was watching pig, horse sex with woman, beastility stuff. Yeah, the woman was actually Candy Suxx from Vice City Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbie41 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 My favorite funny part is the cut scene in "Tune on, Tune in, Bug Out" When he stops telling him to act like a kid and lance says. "Will you be quiet you big gorrila, the place is bugged, the DEA is onto us, DEAMN" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ybakker Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 "Time to get my M4. M for Motherf*cker!!" -Lance I just burst out laughing there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plunkett Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 gotta love that quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashon. Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 "Time to get my M4. M for Motherf*cker!!" -Lance I just burst out laughing there. I should put that in my sig, too. Great quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mageezer Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 My funniest moment from Vice City Stories is quote from Fernando Martinez as the roving reporter on Emotion: "That's right Lionel! I am here at Cinderbee's (sp?) tattoos. There are some things that last forever, like the time you play on the railroad tracks with your slow brother, and he doesn’t get out of the way in time. And you realize this is, how ch’you say, a metaphor for the first sexual experience. Ch'you like roses or barbed wire? Or maybe ch'you love someone so much, you want their name on your ass for all eternity? Or ch’you want a tattoo of a mermaid and a gorilla. Or a man slaying a dragon with his penis. These guys take good care of you! They use clean needles, they change them every week. They train for a very long time... like... 3 days. And some of them have been in the joint, so ch'you know they have experience. For skulls on fire, or Egyptian symbols of fertility, come to Cinderbee's tattoos. This IS Fernando Martinez." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy B Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 I think the pedestrian dialogue and radio station identifications are some of the funniest stuff. At least, that's the stuff that makes me laugh out loud when I'm playing. Things like the Flash FM station ID: <singing>"We hate singing this sh*t, but our record deal fell through, Flash FM" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuch Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 (edited) The links betweens songs on Flash FM and V Rock are pretty funny, but thats to be expected with GTA. Tery: The T-Shirt says: I heart Vice City. I so heart this place. It's pretty bitchin', get laid alot. Toni: No you don't. It's symbolic, as in, I'd Heart your ugly face getting run over by an eighteen wheeler, tramp. Edited November 21, 2006 by _Stuch_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dem57 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 toni(i think):girls never get busted! tery(i think): we sleep are way out of troble! tony(i think): u slute! i only sleep with the good looking ones, the ugly ones get a hand jobb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gameroftheuk Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Pedestrain: What in the sweet hell our nation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metzeoshi Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Allmost every cutscene involving Martinez is hilarous. Vic: The reefer is under my bed. Martinez: Oh, jesus. Great hiding place. What are you? 15? Vic: (...) Brothers. One is real sick, asthma and I gotta pay the bills. The other... Well, maybe he's sick too, but in a different way. Vic: I don't trust you Martinez. Martinez: Hey, this is not a proper way of speaking to a superior officer! <silence> Hahahaha! Also most of the Lance's missions are funny. "I'm the black killa from manilla! Manilla billa!" Whole 'Tune in, turn on, bug out' cutscene is a brilliant too ; ] Most of Reni's missions are cool too, but at the moment I can remeber just one quote: Reni: Darling! You're here to lighten my heart.! Vic: Uhh... Not exactly... More to com, I gotta watch the Video Memories once again : p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Martinez:.....Maybe I do you if you weren't so square...........Hahaahaha relax we're in the army not the navy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Papagiorgio Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 I remember the one mission where you had to take pictures of Marinez with an agent. At the end of the mission he says.... "Wow, you guys suck. I mean really suck, I could have been killed." Here are some of my favorite quotes.......(not mentioned yet) "Lower your pants and prepare to cry."-Phil Cassidy "Domestobot! You ruined me!....(Armando shoots the Domestobot)"-Armando Mendez "Well I wasn't the one looking for true love in Monaco."-Phil Collins "Let's Pop! Like cola."-Lance Vance "Hey. Vic Vance. Did anyone ever tell you that you have a really dumb name?"-Martinez "Hey baby, You look like you got some Cuban in you."-Umberto Robina Number of times Lance says "Let's Pop!" in VCS- 25-30 times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ybakker Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 "I'm about to give you a shotgun suppository." - Phil Cassidy "Yea. I'm Lance T. Vance. T for Tulips in Thailand. Haha!" - Lance "Hey baby, You look like you got some Cuban in you."-Umberto Robina oh yea. But what he says after that is way worse. "Do you want some Cuban in you?" - Umberto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Shake Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 I like what Vic says to Lance in the opening cutscene for "Jive Drive"... Lance: "Well, I'm not the one who got kicked out of the army." Vic: "No, you're the asshole who got kicked out of the boy scouts." "Music to get accidentally pregnant to." - Flash FM. TC718 / <629 / CF5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Psst. Hey Gman, that mission you were talking about, Vic: Hey, you comin? Umberto: Yeah, but not with you my friend! Wonder if he heard her when she said she's a les... Guess not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Papagiorgio Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Yeah, Umberto definatley blocked out the fact that she was a lez.. He just continued to attempt to "woo" her. More quotes: Mendez Goon-"Armando has two messages. One: Get out of Vice and the girl lives. And two:...........(car blows up)....." Lance-"MY CAR!" "I got some new donkey (<El Burro) porno."-Ricardo Diaz "Candy Suxxx! Heheh.....That's some guys daughter, man." "I need a woman. No. I need Mary.....Oh Mary, Mary, quite contrary...." ^both quotes are from Martinez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meta Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 (edited) Ifc in mission "Blitzkrieg" Lance says something like "The name is Lance Vance and you don't have a chance!". Most of the time Lance makes me laugh. What a shame that he betrays Tommy . The cutscene of "Turn on, Turn in, Bug out" was great. Edited November 22, 2006 by Meta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullMetal Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Wierd... before the game was released everyone shouted that they hate Lance, and that he's the biggest prick. But now, everyone loves him (apart from the fact he betrays Tommy). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinful Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 "Stop yelling at me, it's not my fault!!" Lance His voice was like... wow. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ybakker Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Lance - "Keep your voice down" Victor - "No. You can barely tie your own shoelaces, and you're telling me how to behave?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seville carl Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 (edited) Vic:Keep your head down . Reni:In your lap darling? Vic:Um no. Lol Edited November 22, 2006 by Seville carl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodBen Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 From White Lies Louise: I was just looking for a way to relax and have a good time. Vic: So you f**ked my brother?!! Louise and Lance: NO!! I found that funny for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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