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tnt: what does ftw mean?

blackladder: i've only posted 2 posts ever. 1 on vice city and another on vc stories. besides that i've posted replies on other posts, so don't blame me for something i didn't motherf*cking do. angry.gifangry.gifdevil.gifanuj_cop.gif Blackladder the cop is me the head is you. mad.gif

It means For The Win

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ok thanks. oh yeah i'd like to hear from blackladder to see how he feels about my comments for him, or is he too embarrased from his humilliatian. devil.gif

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Nick Papagiorgio

 

ok thanks. oh yeah i'd like to hear from blackladder to see how he feels about my comments for him, or is he too embarrased from his humilliatian. devil.gif

Dude, kindly f*ck off the topic.

 

I'm not a mod, but I'm warning you. Don't be stupid, and we won't have problems. By the way, you have a funny sig.

 

B18: love da story, more chapters ph34r.gif

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ok thanks. oh yeah i'd like to hear from blackladder to see how he feels about my comments for him, or is he too embarrased from his humilliatian. devil.gif

You need to stop spamming, It's ridiculous dontgetit.gif

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blackladder: i've only posted 2 posts ever. 1 on vice city and another on vc stories. besides that i've posted replies on other posts, so don't blame me for something i didn't motherf*cking do. angry.gifangry.gifdevil.gifanuj_cop.gif Blackladder the cop is me the head is you. mad.gif

Incorrect, and for the record my Grandma can flame better than you.

 

Hurry up B18!

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*blackadder18 walks into his topic*

 

Oooh, GTA MASTA, lets see

 

 

blackladder: i've only posted 2 posts ever. 1 on vice city and another on vc stories. besides that i've posted replies on other posts, so don't blame me for something i didn't motherf*cking do. Blackladder the cop is me the head is you.

 

Spelling errors ftw! And don't deny the truth no one likes lyers. And if you had half a brain and knew how to use CTRL+C you would realise that I am blackadder18. Now this Blackladder that you talk about, who's he?

 

Gman91: Thanks! Your's is good too smile.gif

 

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Lol, anyway, I'll write more this afternoon, I write better when I'm relaxed, which is in the afternoon tounge.gif

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Nah, it would probably be possible, just make the bits you can't do into Cinematic, then make it so you fight normally.

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Hmm ok, anyway, Santa has a suprise for you!

 

Flashback 6: Corruption

 

1990, San Andreas

 

Mike Toreno is sitting in his office at the FBI headquarters. The phone rings

 

Mike: Hello?

 

Man: Is this Mike Toreno?

 

Mike: Yes it is, now who’s calling?

 

Man: That’s not important, but meet me down at the docks

 

The man hangs up

 

Mike: Who the f*ck was that prick?

 

Just then Ted, Mike’s partner, walks into his office

 

Ted: Who was that?

 

Mike: No one important, look I’m going down to the docks you coming?

 

Ted: Sure

 

They grab their coats and leave Mike’s office. They walk down the stairs and onto the street

 

Ted: I’ll drive

 

They walk over to Ted’s FBI Cruiser and hop in

 

Mike: Go

 

At the docks…

 

The FBI Cruiser stops at the docks

 

Mike and Ted get out of the car. They see a man standing by some crates

 

Ted: Is that him?

 

Mike: How would I know?

 

They walk over to the man

 

Man: You Mike Toreno?

 

Mike: Read the badge!

 

Mike points to his name badge on his chest

 

Man: Who is this?

 

Ted: I’m Ted

 

Man: I don’t like you

 

Ted: I don’t like you either!

 

The man pulls out a pistol. Mike pulls out his

 

Mike: Freeze!

 

Man: Whatever!

 

The man shoots Ted in the head

 

Mike: What was that for?

 

Man: I told you I didn’t like him!

 

Mike: Shooting him isn’t the way to go!

 

Man: So what! Now, you’re going to do a job for me

 

Mike: Make me!

 

The man pulls the pistol up to Mike’s head

 

Man: You’re going to do a job for me!

 

Mike: Ok! Just don’t shoot!

 

Man: The FBI have just got a bomb in their hands after retrieving it. Get me it and you will be rewarded greatly

 

Mike: So it’s a win-win situation?

 

Man: I guess so

 

Mike: How much do I get?

 

Man: Five grand

 

Mike: Fine!

 

Mike walks back to Ted’s FBI Cruiser and heads back to FBI Headquarters

 

At the FBI Headquarters…

 

Mike arrives in Ted’s FBI Cruiser. He gets out and walks over to he FBI Headquarters. He walks through the front door

 

FBI Chief: Hey Mike!

 

Mike: Hey!

 

Mike walks past him quickly and heads to the evidence room. He opens the doors and sees the bomb on a shelf

 

Mike: Geez he could of bought one for five grand

 

Mike looks around, there is only one other person in the room

 

Josh: Hi Mike! Where’s Ted?

 

Mike: He went to get some beers

 

Josh: Sweet!

 

Mike: Hey you know how to fix the toilet right?

 

Josh: Yeh, what’s wrong with it?

 

Mike: It isn’t flushing properly

 

Josh: Ok I’ll go fix it

 

Josh walks out of the room. Mike closes the door and walks over to the bomb

 

Mike: How am I going to get it out of here?

 

Mike notices an empty cart

 

Mike: Excellent

 

Mike puts the bomb in the cart and throws his coat on top. Josh walks back in the room

 

Josh: Ok, toilet’s fixed!

 

Mike: Ok thanks, well I’m going home now, See you later

 

Josh: Bye

 

Mike pushes the cart out of the room and towards the front door. He gets outside and runs over to Ted’s FBI Cruiser. He opens the boot and runs back to the bomb. He picks it up then stuffs it in the boot. He gets in the FBI Cruiser and heads to the docks again

 

At the docks…

 

Man: What’s taking him so long?

 

Just then The FBI Cruiser stops in front of him. Mike gets out and gets the bomb out of the boot

 

Man: You got it?

 

Mike closes the boot

 

Mike: Yes

 

Mike walks over and hands the bomb to the man

 

Mike: Wheres my cut?

 

Man: What?

 

Mike: Money!

 

Man: Oh yes, here you go

 

The man hands the money over to Mike

 

Man: Now how did that feel? Doing a five minute job and getting more than a weeks pay!

 

Mike: It felt good!

 

Man: Ever heard of corruption?

 

Mike: Yeh, I guess I just did that

 

Man: Indeed, you did

 

Mike: Well nice meeting you, I better go

 

Man: See you around

 

Mike walks back to his police Cruiser

 

Mike: I have a new career!...

 

 

You are still going to get two flashbacks for Christmas! wink.gif

 

Oh and Chapter 14 is finished, I'm just making you wait devil.gif

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Lol, I always spoil you guys! I need to toughen up! tounge.gif

 

If your lucky you MIGHT get three flashbacks for Christmas smile.gif

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Lol, I always spoil you guys! I need to toughen up! tounge.gif

 

If your lucky you MIGHT get three flashbacks for Christmas smile.gif

And that's called being tough? tounge.gif

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GTA is unreal tounge.gif And Toreno is a bastard tounge.gif Anyway, just wait for your Christmas present! smile.gif

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The man pulls out a pistol. Mike pulls out his

 

Mike pulls out his what? tounge2.gif

 

Toreno can be funny at times, IMO. Great chapter.

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Thanks, sorry I didn't reply sooner, but my topic subscription screwed up! So uhm... Not long until Christmas! biggrin.gif

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*blackadder18 walks into his topic*

 

Oooh, GTA MASTA, lets see

 

 

blackladder: i've only posted 2 posts ever. 1 on vice city and another on vc stories. besides that i've posted replies on other posts, so don't blame me for something i didn't motherf*cking do. Blackladder the cop is me the head is you.

 

Spelling errors ftw! And don't deny the truth no one likes lyers. And if you had half a brain and knew how to use CTRL+C you would realise that I am blackadder18. Now this Blackladder that you talk about, who's he?

 

Gman91: Thanks! Your's is good too smile.gif

 

Brutuz: Your not getting it before Christmas tounge.gif

 

TNT: I live on Pizza! colgate.gif

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A beautiful black ladder tounge.gif

 

Sorry, I had to post this confused.gif

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Toreno's such an asshole tounge.gif

It's called getting into the character!

 

Good work adder.

...What?

 

I didn't call Blackadder an asshole, if that's what you mean suicidal.gif

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Toreno's such an asshole tounge.gif

It's called getting into the character!

 

Good work adder.

...What?

 

I didn't call Blackadder an asshole, if that's what you mean suicidal.gif

I didn't take it that way, don't worry buddy!

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