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CJ and Vic are the same person


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9) They can both walk.

So can everyone else in GTA

 

10) They are both heterosexual.

See Number 9, Correct Me If I'm Wrong

 

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You are wrong. Johhny Sindacco can't walk bacause of his trauma , thats why he is in a wheelchair.

 

There ARE gays in GTA. Mostly Peds with silly clothing. Just hear ppl talking in the street. Some Peds (men wit men) are holding their hands (can be a glitch). Freddy from SA is gay and the Psyco from VC is also thought to be gay/bisexual.

 

 

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9) They can both walk.

So can everyone else in GTA

 

10) They are both heterosexual.

See Number 9, Correct Me If I'm Wrong

 

OMG! WTF! bbq.gif

You are wrong. Johhny Sindacco can't walk bacause of his trauma , thats why he is in a wheelchair.

 

There ARE gays in GTA. Mostly Peds with silly clothing. Just hear ppl talking in the street. Some Peds (men wit men) are holding their hands (can be a glitch). Freddy from SA is gay and the Psyco from VC is also thought to be gay/bisexual.

In a sense, I haven't played San Andreas yet but I was really going fast with my post up there. sigh.gif

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I just realized it. Note the remarkable similarities:

 

1) They are both black.

 

2) They can both swim.

 

3) They can both talk.

 

4) They both speak English.

 

5) They have the same last name.

 

6) They were both in the military.

 

7) They can both drive.

 

8) They both have a brother.

 

9) They can both walk.

 

10) They are both heterosexual.

 

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HOLY FLAMING CRAPBURGERS!!! He's right! Instead of Vic dying in that drug deal gone wrong, he was shot non-fatally in the head, causing him to fall into the ocean. While afloat, he backstroked from the Atlantic ocean to the Pacific by way of the Panama canal while still unconscious. After nearly eight years of swimming, he ran aground of San Andreas where he soon discovered he had acquired a new name, accent, and family history while actually looking younger than before the trip (all caused by the shot to the head).

 

His brother, Lance, soon suffered the same fate, except his shot came from Tommy Vercetti, he had to roll through the many halls and stairways of the mansion while unconcious to get to the ocean, and Lance ended up being older than Vic. Vic's new name became CJ, and Lance's new name became Sweet. Case closed.

 

See? Now you know how much careful thought was had by the originator of this topic while thinking this clearly common sensical theory. Absolute brilliance, I hope we hear more fascinating and mind-boggling theories like this in the future rolleyes.gif

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yea but werent claude and tommy both itallian? Well im not sure if claude is itallian but they both can be labled white.

They can. They are both white.

 

 

Why did he post this here if it didn't really get that good of a reaction at GameFAQ's?

 

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we're all still on this blog WOW. I cant believe im even in it. And who gives a sh*t about the character's sexuality it's a f*cking game and you see gay peds, like those construction workers in gta3. everytime i walk by them, they always say "in the navy"

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I think RedGuy might be on to something here. Seriously. Maybe Vic like, FAKED HIS DEATH. It wasn't him that died, it was a decoy! He hauled ass to San Andreas.

 

I mean Christ - they're BOTH black. What are the chances?!

 

We'll just have to find out. turn.gif

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HOLY FLAMING CRAPBURGERS!!! He's right! Instead of Vic dying in that drug deal gone wrong, he was shot non-fatally in the head, causing him to fall into the ocean. While afloat, he backstroked from the Atlantic ocean to the Pacific by way of the Panama canal while still unconscious. After nearly eight years of swimming, he ran aground of San Andreas where he soon discovered he had acquired a new name, accent, and family history while actually looking younger than before the trip (all caused by the shot to the head).

 

His brother, Lance, soon suffered the same fate, except his shot came from Tommy Vercetti, he had to roll through the many halls and stairways of the mansion while unconcious to get to the ocean, and Lance ended up being older than Vic. Vic's new name became CJ, and Lance's new name became Sweet. Case closed.

 

See? Now you know how much careful thought was had by the originator of this topic while thinking this clearly common sensical theory. Absolute brilliance, I hope we hear more fascinating and mind-boggling theories like this in the future

 

 

LMFAOO!!!!!!! tounge.gif

 

 

So true, RedGuy, please enlighten us with your words of wisdom.

 

 

My opinions are in bold.

 

QUOTE (RedGuy)

I just realized it. Note the remarkable similarities:

 

1) They are both black.

This was seriously unneeded, topdogkiller's right

 

2) They can both swim.

So? Doesn't mean anything.

 

3) They can both talk.

So can Tommy, Toni, and the everyone in GTA except Claude

 

4) They both speak English.

See Number 3

 

5) They have the same last name.

Johnson and Vance? Doesn't sound the same to me, dumbass.

 

6) They were both in the military.

Only Victor was a Marine

 

7) They can both drive.

So can Claude, Tommy, Toni and peds.

 

8) They both have a brother.

So now Lance is a relative of Sweet?

 

9) They can both walk.

So can everyone else in GTA

 

10) They are both heterosexual.

See Number 9, Correct Me If I'm Wrong

 

OMG! WTF! 

 

 

 

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rashon125, on number 9, there is a homosexual in GTA. In GTA San Andreas, on the mission "og loc", you have to kill a gay vagos guy named Freddie. tounge.gif

 

 

 

 

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I just realized it. Note the remarkable similarities:

 

1) They are both black.

 

2) They can both swim.

 

3) They can both talk.

 

4) They both speak English.

 

5) They have the same last name.

 

6) They were both in the military.

 

7) They can both drive.

 

8) They both have a brother.

 

9) They can both walk.

 

10) They are both heterosexual.

 

OMG! WTF! bbq.gif

Hey, do ya still need help on those VC Stories missions?!

 

 

Seriously, get lost you stupid tw*t. Anyone else think that this another account created by DJ Moe? Same flag, same stupid f*cking threads..

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