Say Cheese...

[Nick Papagiorgio]

Lucky ass.....I get Wednesday as a half day.

 

I get 1/2 WED-MON.

 

Woot for Thanksgiving(yummmmmm..turkey)

Woot for Say Cheese.

I've got tomorrow and Wednesday as half days too, and that's cool for me because I have Vo-Tech during the first half of the day, so I don't have to go back to regular school until next Monday!

 

So, I get 2 more days of working on a 1965 Thunderbird and then I'm off. Thanks, Thanksgiving!

 

Back on-topic, great chapter EmoPat!

I'm looking forward to the next!

Eh, I have to go to track practice all three days, then a 5 day break

 

TURKEY!!!!!GOOD!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

ONTOPIC: more chapters make Gman happy

[Pat]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

 

A new episode of PEDS, a big ol' Butterball turkey, what's missing? A new chapter in Say Cheese, that's what!

 

 

Chapter 25

 

CJ wakes up, and looks out the window. It looks like a mix between day and night. He looks at his watch, and sees that it is 6:41 AM. He stands up, stretches, and heads for the bathroom.

 

CJ: sh*t man, somethin about planes mess with my damn bladder...

 

CJ tries one of the bathrooms, and finds it in use. He tries another, and it's in use. All of a sudden, the first one's door opens and Toni Cippriani steps out. He sees CJ and freezes.

 

Toni: You.. YOU!

 

Toni pulls a 9MM out of his pocket and aims it at CJ. CJ takes a step back.

 

CJ: Hey.. Toni.. I was wondering what happened to..

 

Toni: Don't bother pulling that sh*t with me, CJ, I'm not f*cking stupid. You had that cab driver try to dump me in the f*cking ocean! Did you really think it would be that f*cking easy?

 

CJ: Nothin's f*ckin easy in the US, Cippriani.

 

Toni: Wrong, one thing is.

 

Toni pulls back the hammer of the 9MM.

 

Toni: This is.

 

Toni pulls the trigger, and CJ ducks into the bathroom. He pulls the door shut and locks it. Toni tries to blow a hole through it, but the door is bulletproof. CJ wonders why the hell a plane's restroom door would be bulletproof.

 

Toni: Come out of there CJ.

 

CJ: F*ck you Toni!

 

Toni: I said come the f*ck out of there!

 

CJ: You gonna f*ckin make me?

 

Toni: Get out of there before I blow a hole in one of these windows. Know what that will do? It's called explosive decompression. Basically, everything will try to escape out of that hole, and the plane will explode. Luckily, there's a parachute right beside me, so I'd easily survive. Now come the f*ck out of there and I won't kill you just yet.

 

CJ opens the door, and comes out with his hands behind his head. Toni keeps the pistol aimed at his head, and all of a sudden a flight attendant elbows Toni in the head. Toni drops the pistol, and it bounces off the floor, blowing a hole into one of the windows. All of a sudden, the plane starts groaning. Everything is sucked towards the hole. CJ picks up the pistol, and grabs the parachute. He puts it on, and grabs the emergancy exit to his left. He kicks the red bar up, and the door comes open. CJ jumps out, and starts falling towards Liberty City. He tries the ripcord, but finds the parachute won't open.

 

CJ: Sh*t!

 

CJ continues to fall, and sees a bank infront of the Callahan Bridge, in Stauton Island. All of a sudden, a black Kuruma speeds out of the bank through one of the floor-to-ceiling windows, and speeds to the left. CJ's parachute finaly deploys, and CJ lands in the Kuruma's sunroof.

 

Man: What the f*ck?!

 

The Kuruma swerves, and crashes into the opening in the wall around the park. All of a sudden, LCPD Cruisers surround them. The man driving the Kuruma kicks his door open, jumps over the hood, and tries to run into the park. One of the snipers take him down with a tranquillizer sniper rifle, and he falls. CJ struggles, stuck halfway in the sunroof.

 

Stauton Island Police Department: 7:24 AM

 

Police Cheif: So, why did you parachute from that plane?

 

After CJ parachuted down, someone's suitcase blocked the whole untill they landed. Everyone got off the plane safely, and Toni Ciprianni was arrested. After further questioning, they also had proof that he was the one who blew up Fort Stauton. He was given 60 years in prison.

 

CJ: I already told you man, Toni shot a hole in one of the windows, and I got out through the emergancy exit!

 

Police Cheif: Mhm. We also had a passenger on the plane that identified herself as Amy Roberts that said she knows you?

 

CJ: Aw yeah, Amy. Yeah, I knew her when we was children.

 

Police Cheif: Well, that's all we need to know. You're free to go.

 

CJ: Thanks man.

 

Police Cheif: Take it easy out there.

 

CJ: Yeah, fo sho'.

 

CJ exits the police station, and walks into the parking lot. He sees three LCPD cruisers, one towtruck (That carried the Kuruma into the impound lot behind the station), and one jetblack Sentinel. CJ tries the sentinel, but finds it locked.

 

CJ: Damn.

 

CJ looks around, and then walks up to the sidewalk. He hails a cab, then his cellphone rings.

 

Mercedyes: Are you in Liberty yet?

 

CJ: Uhh, yeah, you never told me where yo friend lives.

 

Mercedyes: Oh yeah, she lives in this old apartment in the allyway to the left of the parking garage, over near Belville Park.

 

CJ: Aw, aight, I'll go talk to her.

 

CJ gets in the cab, and tells the cabdriver the adress. Five minutes later, CJ gets out and pays the cab driver. He walks into the allyway, and walks to the old rundown apartment to his left. He knocks on the door, and gets no reply.

 

CJ: Anyone home?

 

CJ slips the pistol out of his pocket, and kicks the door open. He grabs the butt of the pistol with his left hand, and walks in. The smell of dope, secondhand smoke, and what he believes to be gasoline. He walks up the stairs, and hears a woman in a room laughing. He knocks on the door.

 

CJ: Yo, anyone home?

 

Woman: Who the f*ck are you, and what do you want?

 

CJ: I'm one of Mercedyes's friends, lookin for a woman named "Candy Suxx". You heard of her?

 

Woman: Yeah dumbf*ck, I AM her. Get your ass in here, the door's unlocked.

 

CJ opens the door and walks in, and almost pukes at the sight of the room. The walls are peeling, with green goupe oozing out of the fiberglass. There's a rat in the kitchen, chewing on what's left of a dining room table. Graffiti covers the wall and floor, and the TV is barely working. The matress looks green on one part, and yellow on another part, and has the smell of urin. A blue gymbag lays beside the bed, with what looks like an ingram and a few 100 dollar bills. CJ sees what he believes to be a hooker sitting on the couch. She looks at him, puts her cigarette in the ashtrey, and coughs. She stands up, and walks towards CJ.

 

Candy: Oh, so you're Mr.CJ. Mercedyes called me and told me about you. So, I heard you want to take me on a date. Well, I accept CJ.

 

CJ: Uhh..

 

Candy: Catch me, you hunk of man!

 

Candy jumps towards CJ, but only makes it about an inch. She falls onto the carpet, and begins to puke. CJ edges past her, picks up the blue gymbag, and runs out of the apartment. He runs down the stairs, and out the door. Candy leans out her window on the third story and starts yelling at him.

 

Candy: Hey, get your ass back in here!

 

All of a sudden, she slips and falls out of the apartment. She lands and breaks her neck, and dies immedately. CJ walks over and opens the garage, to find an old 84 Phobos VT with a custom brown and white paintjob. He puts the blue gymbag in the passenger seat, and gets in the driver seat. He hotwires the car, pulls out of the allyway, and makes a right. He then drives past the new Fort Stauton Five Star Mall, and takes a left at the hospital.

 

CJ: Sh*t, where the f*ck am I goin?

 

He pulls up to the streetlight, and looks over to his right to find an LCPD cruiser. The man driving the cruiser looks inside his car and sees the blue gymbag, which CJ forgot to zip up. The man turns his siren on, and CJ speeds to the left.

 

CJ: Aw sh*t! I need some place to hide!

 

CJ makes a U-Turn, and pulls out the ingram. He aims for the bag of the cruiser, and puts four bullets in it before hitting the gas tank. He then speeds for the old bunker that used to be a ferry terminal back in '98.

 

CJ: This looks like a good place to hide.

 

Back in '03, Phil moved back to Vice, and bought back his old warehouse at the docks. He put up his bunker in Liberty for sale, but no one ever bought it.

CJ pulls into an open garage, and turns off the car. He grabs his gymbag, and gets out. He closes the garage door, then walks to the left. He then goes in the door to what looks like a nice little apartment. There's a few cobwebs here and there, but CJ will make due. He dumps the money, $350 to be exact, out of the gymbag and puts the ingram back inside. He then grabs two AK-47's off the shelf to his left, and a colt python off the shelf to his right, and puts them in the gymbag. He zips it up, and puts it on a card table beside the window. He then sits down on the couch, and turns on the old TV.

 

 

Next chapter coming soon!

[Vanilla Shake]

Happy Thanksgiving!

 

Oh, great chapter dude.

I don't have any turkeys, but here are some cookies.

[Pat]

Sorry, no chapter yet. It's still in the final stages.

Hey, HEY! GET AWAY FROM THERE! DON'T YOU GO IN THERE! DAMN IT, YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!

 

 

EmoPat grabs his chainsaw, and goes in the room labled "KEEP OUT OR DIE"

 

Anyway, I just popped in for an announcement. Around Christmas, I plan on getting a copy of SA for PC. If I get a copy, then there's hope for a machinima of Say Cheese! Original idea by Blackadder18. ;P!

 

So anyway, we're hiring some people!

 

 

Jobs

 

Voice Actors (Around 10, maybe 15. Better quality micraphones and USB headsets are prefered, but any old mic will do)

 

Interior Designer (We have quite alot of interiors. Here's some examples: Vice City hospital; John's trailer; AT-400; Candy Suxx's apartment; Phil Cassidy's apartment; Vercetti Estate. That's acctually most all of them, but oh well.)

 

Skin Designer (We'll need a lot of VC/III/VCS characters, so we definately need skins for them!)

 

 

If you would like to apply for one of these jobs, or even apply for filming the videos, or just editting, then you can PM me, or add me to MSN.

 

Next chapter coming soon!

[Cubanwhip]

Ooooo a machinima! Nice! High Five!

 

My story would be a great machinima, and I would do it, but it would require too many voice actors. Too many, so I guess I'll chip into this one. Hey!

 

So if you ever need a voice actor, PM me and you know, whatever.

 

P.S. I can do a real good girly voice lol.

 

P.P.S. Get that that new f*cking chapter up nukka!

[Pat]

EmoPat pulls up infront of the main lobby for the GTAF building in his beat up old Tampa, and looks around. Not a fan in site. A blond broad sits behind the counter inside, chewing gum and reading the newest issue of "Vouge". EmoPat gets out of his Tampa, with the newest chapter held against his chest. All of a sudden, a random GTAF-er comes around the right corner of the building.

 

Random GTAF-Er: HE'S GOT THE CHAPTER! GET HIM!

 

EmoPat: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

 

EmoPat drops the chapter, gets into his Tampa, and stalls it. He tries to start it, when the random GTAF-Er pulls him out and everyone starts beating the living sh*t out of him.

 

GTAF-Er: GIVE - US - THE - CHAPTER!

 

 

------

 

Ok, so anyway, I have you written down as a voice actor Rob. Note to voice actors: Do not go ahead and record voices of people from chapters, the movie dialog might differ from the story dialog. We really need an interior designer for John's trailer! I have a top-down design of the inside made in MSPaint, so I just need someone who's handy with Zmodler, sketchup, ect. You don't have to do all of them, we just desperately need John's trailer! Oh, and I'll make top-down designs of all the interiors, so all you have to do is 3D 'em. Well, since none of them picked up the chapter..

 

 

EmoPat looks to his left and sees the chapter gone

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

 

Roberto scans the chapter and posts it on GTAF, laughing.

 

 

Chapter 26

 

CJ sits on the couch, watching the old black & white TV. All of a sudden, his phone rings. He pulls it out of his hoody and answers it.

 

CJ: Yeah?

 

Cortez: Carl, I need you at the yaught, on the double! The French are on their way!

 

CJ: Sorry Cortez, but I'm in Liberty right now.

 

Cortez: But this is important, Mr.Johnson! I can't defend myself, and Thomas was arrested!

 

CJ: What?

 

CJ grins, and Cortez explains. Just yesterday, police found the bodies of Lance Vance and Sonny Forelli in an old junkyard in Little Hatia, crammed into the trunk of a crushed Admiral. They were barely able to identify them. They talked to the owner, and he described Tommy perfectly. He was sent to Green State Prison, in England, where he will be sentanced to life. The only time CJ had heard of Green State Prison was when that Sean guy killed the president's brother. CJ was happy, but then remembered what would happen if Tommy found out Cortez was dead. He knew Tommy would be able to bust out. If Cortez was dead, CJ was f*cked. And he realized it. The grin suddenly turned to fright.

 

Cortez: If you don't get here immediately, I will get Thomas out, and I will let him do whatever he pleases to you! Good day sir!

 

The phone clicked, and CJ dropped it onto the old sofa. CJ knew he didn't have long if the French were already on their way. He picked the cellphone up, and redialed the number. Cortez answered.

 

Cortez: Carl, I told you--

 

CJ: Listen, I need you to hide somewhere. I'll be there in less than a day. Is that cool?

 

Cortez: Alright, I can do that. I will leave a decoy at the boat. I would tell you where I am going to hide, but I fear the French are listening to us. Please, no more phone calls unless they are on a payphone. Please Carl, get here as fast as possible. Good day.

 

CJ: I'll be faster than a mother f*cker!

 

Cortez: That really didn't make sence, but oh well. Just hurry, please. Good day.

 

Cortez hangs up, and CJ folds the cellphone shut. CJ knows the only way he's gonig to get there fast enough is by flying, so he grabs his duffel bag and goes into the garage. He gets into the Phobos, then hesitates; the police officer obviously got his license plate number, so why bother taking it? Whoever owned this place before he did must have owned some type of car. CJ exits the garage, leaving the duffel bag in the Phobos, and looks around. Across the lot, he sees a Patriot. He walks back into the garage, grabs the duffel bag, and pulls the garage door down. He walks over and throws the duffel bag in the back seat, then gets into the driver seat and hotwires it. He pulls out from under the canopy, and makes a U-Turn, headed for the gate. He looks around, but sees no cops. To the left, a woman walks with a new born in a stroller. To the right, a brown Premier is parellel parked, with no one in it. CJ gets suspicious, and exits the compound. All of a sudden, someone walks across the street and gets into the Premier, and turns right to follow CJ. CJ looks in his review mirror, to see the Premier following him. He makes a right, and the Premier follows. He starts to speed up, as he passes the park. As always, the Premier stays with him. All of a sudden, the Premier screeches to a stop by the sidewalk. CJ keeps driving, but sees a man in an FBI suit get into the passenger seat of the Premier. CJ knows it was a steakout now, and he makes a right across the grass to the bridge. He makes another right onto the bridge, then speeds down it. He stops, before going off the edge, and waits for the bridge to come down. All of a sudden, the Premier comes at him in full speed, small siren blaring.

 

FBI Person: GET OUT OF THE CAR WITH YOUR HANDS UP, IMMEDIATELY!

 

The bridge continues to lower, but isn't quite there. CJ gets out, with his hands behind his head. He turns around to see them walking towards him, both armed with Pythons. He quickly opens the passenger door, takes out the Ingram, and runs and jumps into the ocean, avoiding the gunfire of the Python. The water is cold and brisk, but CJ ignores it and swims for the land of Shorside Vail.

 

FBI Person: He's making way for Shorside! ALL LCPD MEMBERS TO THE SHORSIDE-STAUTON BRIDGE, ON THE DOUBLE!

 

CJ dives to avoid the fire of Pythons, and continues to swim. He comes back up for breath, and takes a few shots with the ingram. He hits the FBI member in the shoulder, and the other one in the knee. The one that was hit in the knee falls into the ocean, while the one who had his shoulder shot runs for the Premier. CJ passes one of the collums, and continues to head for shore. All of a sudden, he hears the motor of a boat.

 

CJ: Oh sh*t. That can't be good..

 

All of a sudden, a police boat starts coming his way from the south. CJ swims faster, and a police officer aims at him with an M4, from the front of the boat.

 

Police Officer: Freeze!

 

CJ stops swimming, then quickly shoots the officer in the head. He falls into the water, dropping the M4. The police officer driving the boat starts firing the machine guns, but CJ dodges them. He swims towards the boat, climbs up, picks up the M4, and takes out the guard inside. He climbs around and drives the boat to the shore. After arriving at the beach, he slips the Ingram into his khaki pants, and carrying the M4, walks up to the bridge. He climbs over, and stands right infront of a taxi. The taxi screeches to a stop, and CJ runs around, pulling the driver out.

 

Taxi Driver: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THIS IS MY CAB!

 

CJ: Well, it's mine now.

 

CJ gets in, and floors it for the airport, not even bothering to close his door. He swerves to the right, and guns the small cab. He makes another left, crashes through the gate, and slows down, then speeds up. He crashes through the second gate, and starts looking for a helicopter. After about five minutes, he sees a Maverick ontop of the helipad. He pulls the cab over, runs up to the Maverick, and gets in. Luckily for him, the keys are in the ignition. CJ wonders why they would be stupid enough to leave the keys in, but shakes it off. He starts the helicopter, and it lifts from the helipad.

 

CJ: Vice City, here I--

 

All of a sudden, an LCPD chopper comes up from the top of the airport.

 

LCPD Chopper: STOP THE HELICOPTER IMMEDIATELY, OR WE'LL OPEN FIRE!

 

CJ spins around, and keeps the helicopter level. He grabs his M4, takes aim, and starts firing at the pilot. He hits the pilot square in the chest, and he dies immediately. The other person inside screams as the helicopter falls, and explodes. CJ spins back around, facing the south, and flies for Vice City. Meanwhile, in Green State Prison, Tommy sits in a cell, planning what to do to CJ after he gets out..

 

 

Next chapter coming soon! Yeah, I realize it was short. It would have been longer, but I'm getting really hooked into VCMP. Not to meansion I just installed Myriad Islands VC version onto my laptop, so I'm getting hooked into exploring Myriad too. Only a few comments about it: It's very empty (That's expected though, with them moving it to SA. No worries. ), and it needs a friggin safehouse! (Now that, I can't think of an exuse for. No offense.) Oh well. Oh, and Tony, I hope you don't mind me using Green State Prison. ! Can't wait to start messing around in Green State (Check TonyZimmy's "Grand Theft Auto IV" story to see what I'm talking about.)

 

Oh, and like I said.. WE STILL NEED A FRIGGIN INTERIOR DESIGNER!

[Brutuz]

Good chapter, Hurry up with the next one!

[Blackadder.]

EmoPat, want to help each other with our Machinma's? I can be a voice actor if you want Who can I be?

 

I can desgin the interiours maybe, but can't get them ingame

[Pat]

Well, any voice actors can be more than one character, so pick any characters and make an audition! Although, I talked to Rob (Cubanwhip) and he's making a few, so you might want to ask him which ones he's doing.

 

Sadly, Eddie, I have the interiors designed, I just need someone to put them on ZModler or some program like that, and get it in game. However, I'd love to work on the machinima with you!

 

And yes, I realize that chapter was VERY short! Most of it was VCMP. I got addicted! I'm at school right now, and I'm going to post a new longer one

when I get home to make up for it.

[Rashon.]

Hmm, I missed the chapter posted yesterday. Ah well, great chapter.

[Pat]

Yay, Val gave me a spot in Badfellas! ;o

Say goodbye to Kubrik Tommy. We'll miss him.

 

Anyway, I'm pleased to announce Roberto made about nine voice acting auditions. They were pretty good (Yeah, a pretty good laugh), and I'm thinking about using 3-4 of them. I would use ALL of them, but you'd be able to tell there was only about two or three voice actors. So why isn't anyone else making auditions? Eddie (B18) said he'd make a few soon. C'mon people, we really need voice actors!

 

Oh, and I'm acctually practicing Cortez for when I get my new mic. (Oh yes, get ready to laugh your ass off).

 

Anyway..

 

 

Chapter 27

 

As Tommy sits on the old prison bed, he thinks about all the possible ways of getting himself out of this. That, and the possible ways of killing CJ when he gets out.

 

Tommy: I'll kill that son of a bitch.

 

All of a sudden, Tommy hears a familier voice from the cell behind him.

 

Man: So, they finaly caught you, ladyboy.

 

Tommy: Umberto?

 

Umberto: Si.

 

Tommy: What did they catch you for?

 

Umberto: The Hatians built their drug factory back up, and we took it down again. Unfortunately, the police were watching. It was a trap. So, are you ready to bust out, ladyboy?

 

Tommy: What?

 

Umberto: I threw together a homeade C4 a few weeks ago. I was waiting to use it on a special occasion. Good thing you got trapped in here, now I can get us both out. Unfortunately, I can't plant it in here. I'm going to slip it through a small hole in the wall, OK?

 

Tommy: Sure.

 

Tommy gets under his bed, and sees a bomb slip through the hole. It looks to be mostly cloth, with a few batteries and what looks like part of a metal toilet. Tommy grabs it, and places it on the wall.

 

Tommy: So how do I set this thing off, with me in here? Won't it kill me?

 

Umberto: Lunch is in about, five minutes. Set it to detinate in six.

 

Tommy sets the bomb, and waits. A voice comes on from the loudspeaker.

 

Guard: It's time for lunch, you maggots!

 

The cell doors open, and Tommy walks out, followed by Umberto.

 

Umberto: You set it up, right?

 

Tommy: It'll go off about one minute from now.

 

Umberto: Good. Let's stall it then, so we can run back to our cells before we get into the lunchroom, where they'll do lockdown.

 

Tommy and Umberto walk slowly, and are about halfway to the cafeteria when the bomb goes off. Pandamonium strikes the prison.

 

Guard: REMAIN CALM, REMAIN CALM! EVERYONE REPORT TO THE CAFETERIA, ON THE DOUBLE! HEY, YOU TWO, I SAID GET TO THE CAFETERIA, NOT YOUR CELLS! THEY'RE HEADED TOWARDS THE EXPLOSION, IT MUST BE A JAIL BREAK! ALL GUARDS TO CELL 169!

 

Tommy and Umberto reach the cell, duck through the flames, and reach the fresh air. They see the guards running behind them, and run down to the shore. Luckily, a police boat sits by the beach. Umberto starts it up, and Tommy gets in the back, finding an M4.

 

Umberto: I'll drive, you shoot!

 

They take off in the direction of Vice City, as does Carl Johnson.

 

Vice City: 3:21 AM

 

CJ sees the outline of the Escobar International Airport, and rubs his eyes. He's tired, but he knows he has to keep going. He lands on one of the helicopter pads, and gets out. He sees an old "Top Fun" van, wondering if it runs. He walks over to it, and finds it locked. He walks to the gate, and looks around. To his right is a large harbor. To his left is a road that heads for the runways. He sighs, walks back to the Top Fun van, and thinks. He takes his ingram out of his pocket, and uses the clip to bash the window open. He reaches inside, unlocks it, then pulls the door open. He then hotwires the van, and bashes through the gate. He pulls to the left, and sees a payphone against the fence. It wouldn't have caught his attention, but it was ringing. Cortez must have known he was going to take a helicopter. He pulls over, gets out, and answers the payphone.

 

Cortez: Hello? Who is this?

 

CJ: It's me, CJ.

 

Cortez: Oh. Hello Mr.Johnson, glad to see you made it to Vice. Now, I trust you have your GPS on you that I gave you when we first met?

 

CJ: Yeah, I still got it.

 

Cortez: Good. I have programed the coordinates of my newly aqquired safehouse to it. It will be a red blip on your map. Come see me as fast as possible.

 

CJ: Aight.

 

CJ hangs up, and walks back to the van. He pulls the GPS out of his pocket, and looks on the map. He sees the red blip; Cortez's safehouse turns out to be the old Hyman Condo in Downtown. CJ puts his GPS away, and drives down the street. He makes a right, then looks to his left. He sees Sunshine Autos, looking as new and fancy as ever. He makes a left, and heads for it. Pulling into the parking lot, he gets out and looks around inside. He sees a Manana, a Premier, and a Sentinel XS. He gets into the Sentinel, and crashes through one of the windows. He then heads for the Hyman Condo. What he doesn't notice, is that someone was inside the Premier. The Premier follows him, keeping unnoticed, while CJ leads him straight to Cortez.

 

Hyman Condo: 4:17 AM

 

CJ pulls up infront of the door that leads inside, and gets out of his Sentinel. He knocks on the door, but gets no reply. He knocks a little harder. Still no reply. He tries to kick the door open, but it won't budge. Frusterated, he gets into the Sentinel, flips it around, and drives straight into the hallway. The door just barely breaks, and CJ gets through. He backs up, gets out of the Sentinel again, and walks inside. He sees nine or ten doors, all looking pretty abused and old. One of them has a padlock on it, and CJ figures that's the one Cortez is hiding in. It's his fourth door on the right. He knocks, and Cortez looks through the hole to see CJ. He slips a key under the door.

 

Cortez: That's the key to the padlock, Carl.

 

CJ picks it up, unlocks the door, and walks inside. The room looks like a hotel room, to sum it up. The weird thing is, it's in excelent condition.

 

CJ: Uhh..

 

Cortez: Yes yes, you're suprised, I know. Never mind that. We need to talk about getting Thomas out of--

 

CJ: Wait, are you talking about bustin' him out?

 

Cortez: That is what I was implying.

 

CJ: Why bust him out? Why not make him learn his lesson?

 

Cortez: Because without him, I am too vunerable. I would be killed in a heartbeat!

 

CJ: Are you sayin' I'm not fit to protect you?

 

Cortez: I never said that.

 

CJ: Yeah, but you was thinkin' it!

 

Cortez: No, I was not!

 

CJ: I should just let those French bitches kill you.

 

All of a sudden, a screech of tires is heard outside. The man gets out of the Premier, pulls a .45 out of his suit, and walks into the hallway.

 

Man: I am from the French FBI! Cortez, come out with your hands in zee air!

 

Cortez: Good job Carl, now they know where I am! He must have followed you here! Quickly, there is a helicopter on the rooftop, we must get to it before it is too late!

 

CJ pulls the M4 out from his hoodie, and kicks the door open. He puts about four or five bullets into the chest of the french agent, then runs to the right, where he sees a door with the sign "ROOF ACCESS" above it. He runs up the stairs, and reaches the roof. He hears sirens underneath them, and looks over the edge. He sees five or six FBI Washingtons, and sees they're all carrying Spaz shotguns. He runs up the helicopter pad, and gets into the Sea Sparrow. Cortez runs up and gets into the passenger side, and CJ starts it up.

 

Man: They're on the roof, get them!

 

The Sea Sparrow rises, and CJ tips it forward, heading south. A french agent runs up behind them, with an RPG. He aims, fires, and misses. CJ continues to fly south.

 

CJ: Where to now?

 

Cortez: To Green State, England, and hurry!

 

CJ swivels to the left, and heads east. Meanwhile, Umberto and Tommy reach about halfway of their trip. The guards stopped following them, and now they're just talking.

 

Tommy: So, what do you plan on doing when you get back to Vice?

 

Umberto: I plan on getting to the Cafe, and see how things are going. And you?

 

Tommy: I have a score to settle.

 

Umberto: Well, it's your turn to drive Tommy.

 

Tommy: Yeah, yeah.

 

They switch possisions, and continue to head for Vice.

 

 

That's all for now, I hope you liked it! And remember, we still need Voice Actors! And we DESPERATELY NEED 3D MODELERS! ANYONE THAT CAN STICK SOMETHING MODELED INGAME!

 

[Themanwiththeplan]

Great story Emo. I like the way you have tied the events of your story with the past events of various GTA games. Keep up the good work.

 

 

 

Themanwiththeplan rates topic good

[Rashon.]

Lol. I liked Kubrick Tommy. Great chapter, I wish I could rate topics good twice.

[Blackadder.]

I'll make a few samples tonight

 

Nice chapter

[Vanilla Shake]

Great chapter again!

[Nick Papagiorgio]

Great chapter. Me likey.

 

Trust me, I do really good voices. Tony Montana, Carlito Brigante, Ron Burgundy, Ryder, Borat....to name a few. The only problem is, is that I don't own a microphone. It'll be cool if I get one in the future and do some voices for you.

[GSF_Membuh]

Great Chapter Emo! Here ya go. I can do a good Cesar, Toreno & Tenpenny.

[palaric8]

palaric8 looks directly at emopat..shouts "you did good young padawan"..lets have gay sex!1111111

 

 

 

good story so far..

[Nick Papagiorgio]

palaric8 looks directly at emopat..shouts "you did good young padawan"..lets have gay sex!1111111

 

 

 

good story so far..

Quite awkward, "black sheep" palaric.

 

 

[Vanilla Shake]

Palaric has quoted Star Wars......with a homosexual remark at the end......how dare you?

How dare you!?

 

 

 

 

[Pat]

Holly crap! (Yes, a reference to Peter Boyle. ) We're in desperate need of a new chapter! Anyone agree with me?

 

Got my midterms done today, and had an extra hour in Physical Science of nothing-ness, so here's a new chapter hot off the press!

 

Oh, and do to the fact that we only have ONE VOICE ACTOR, there will not be a machinima.

 

 

28

 

CJ continues flying for Green State, while Cortez just stares out at the ocean.

 

Cortez: It's beautiful, isn't it, Carl?

 

CJ: Yeah, sure, whateva.

 

Cortez: What the.. It feels like something - Oww! - is jabbing me - OWW! - in the back!

 

Cortez reaches behind his seat and pulls out the camera. He looks it over, then looks at CJ.

 

Cortez: Well, what do you know Carl? A camera. How strange..

 

CJ: Yeah, how.. HOLLY sh*t, CORTEZ, GET RID OF THAT --

 

Cortez: Get rid of what? This?

 

Cortez aims the camera at CJ and takes a picture.

 

Cortez: Say cheese CJ!

 

CJ grabs the photo, and sees a picture of Cortez's head getting chopped off in the helicopter blade. He looks to his left and sees a mirror. CJ figures Cortez must've missed and got a shot of the mirror. All of a sudden, Tommy and Umberto pull up near them, and Tommy takes notice.

 

Cortez: Look, it's Thomas! We're up here, Thomas!

 

Cortez edges out of the helicopter, and starts waving. CJ tries to pull him back in.

 

CJ: CORTEZ, BE --

 

All of a sudden, CJ hears a horrible, ripping, grinding sound and sees the severed head of Cortez fly by. Blood splashes into the helicopter, and Cortez's dead corps falls directly into Tommy's boat. Tommy yells in shock, and anger, and Umberto yells in fright. Umberto jumps out of the boat, and Tommy ducks down. He pops back up with an RPG (CJ wonders why there's an RPG on a police boat) and takes aim at the Sea Sparrow. CJ opens his door and keeps it open with his foot, and waits till Tommy shoots what CJ presumes his only rocket. CJ hears Tommy fire the RPG, and he jumps. The helicopter goes up in flames, and CJ dives straight into the cold, brisk ocean. He hears the RPG thud down onto the floor of the boat, and the cock of a pistol. He comes up for air, and Tommy starts firing his .45 at him. He dives again, pulls the M4 out of his hoody, and pops up. He fires randomly, but doesn't hit Tommy. Tommy jumps out of the boat, and CJ climbs in. Tommy takes a few shots at him, but misses. CJ then turns the keys in the ignition, and speeds off, leaving Umberto and Tommy stranded in the middle of the ocean. In about three hours, a GloryHole Cruise Ship will pick them up, but that's later on. Right now is what we're worried about.

 

Vice City Docks: 6:27 AM

 

CJ pulls up to the docks, about to fall asleep. He stops the boat, and climbs onto the dock. He walks up to the small garage and finds it empty except for a Pony in the back. He gets in, starts it up, and pulls out of the garage. He pulls onto the street, makes a right, and starts cruising, thinking to himself.

 

CJ (Thinking): Ok, so Tommy's stranded at sea, Cortez's dead, and the camera's gone fo' now. What to do, what to do.. Oh sh*t, those French guys are probably mega pissed at me! I better go an' see 'em.

 

CJ makes a quick U-Turn, and heads for the warehouse he first met Mr.Pier at.

 

Warehouse: 6:34 AM

 

CJ pulls up infront of the warehouse, and exits the truck. He looks up at the warehouse, and it looks as if a hurricane hit it. He knocks on the door, but gets no reply. He opens it, walks inside, and sees millions of dead bodys. Hanging from a hook on the ceiling, is Mr.Pier. He has a note on his chest, and CJ grabs it and reads it.

 

"If you don't want the same fate as your pals from the Sharks here, come talk with us at the Greasy Chopper. - Mitch"

 

CJ puts the note in his pocket, and looks up at Mr.Pier's face. It creeps him out a little, because it has an evil grin with the eyebrows pointed in a "V". And it appears as if it's staring straight at CJ. He gets a little more creaped out when he sees the large machette in Mr.Pier's hand. He backs off some, slips in a pile of blood, and lands on a dead body. He hurries up, and runs out of the warehouse. Before he gets out, he swears he heard a laughing that sounded just like Mr.Pier's.

 

He gets into his Walton, and starts it. He hurridly speeds out of the docks, and heads for the Greasy Chopper biker bar. The Walton's engine starts smoking, and CJ notices he's almost out of gas.

 

CJ: Come on, we just gotta make it to the bar..

 

The Walton stops in the middle of the street, and CJ looks behind him. He sees alot of cars coming, and knows that's not good. He gets out and runs into the small minimart across from the police station. He looks outside, and sees his Walton get crashed into, then a bunch of other cars crash into the first one, and so on. CJ sighs.

 

Man: You gonna buy somethin', or just stare at traffic all day?

 

CJ: Huh? Uh, sure.

 

CJ walks up to the counter, and looks around. He finaly just decides to buy a bag of Gays™ Sour cream & Union potato chips. He pays, walks outside, and looks around. He sees a Sabre Turbo parked beside the minimart. He tries to open the door, but finds it locked. He looks left and right, pulls the ingram out of his pocket, and tries to break the window open. Unfortunately, it just won't break. Frusterated, he puts it in his pocket and pulls the M4 out of his hoody, then smashes the window open with the stock. A couple near by sees him, and screams. Luckily, none of the cops saw him. Apparently, the only ones who didn't have office duty today were down the street at the Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts store, which used to be a tool store. He throws the M4 onto the passenger seat, unlocks the door, and gets in. He hotwires it, and heads for the biker bar.

 

 

Oh, and if there are any PEDS fans here, like me, GO WATCH EPISODE 18! Adam gave it to me over MSN on Wednesday night, and it was simply awesome. Don't tell him I told you that though, or he might stop giving me them early.

[Brutuz]

RIP Peter Boyle

 

Good chapter Emopat

[Rashon.]

Poor Cortez and Tommy should've taken those swimming lessons.

 

I thought you'd never continue this story. Great chapter.

[Pat]

Merry Christmas motherf*ckers. Still 7PM Christmas eve here. God damn, someone pass the coffee. I need some damn caffine if I'm going to keep up my tradition of staying up all night.

 

Anyway, methinks it's time for a new chapter. Well, a christmas story type chapter. Yeah, kind of ripped the idea from Roberto, but oh well. No PSPs will get puked on in THIS story!

 

 

Grand Theft.. Christmas?

 

Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Christmas in San Andreas. Christmas isn't always peacefull here. Molotive coctails and other weapons are the prime christmas gift, Vinewood and Downtown are filled with busy bustling people, stores are getting all the richer, ect. If you're a gang banger in Los Santos, you know it's better to give than to receive. But sometimes, they don't know what to give.

 

CJ sits in his house, playing a video game. Kendle is in the kitchen, cooking their christmas dinner. Cesar sits on the couch beside CJ, playing against him on the video game. Sweet pulls up infront of CJ's house in his Greenwood, gets out, and walks inside. He puts his coat onto the coat hanger, and sits down in the chair beside the couch.

 

CJ: Aw, yo Sweet. How cold was it out there?

 

Sweet: It ain't that cold out there man. How's that dinner comin', Kendle?

 

Kendle: It's comin' fine, Sweet.

 

CJ: Hey Sweet, did you get the presents I told you to pick up?

 

Sweet: Nah man, I forgot.

 

CJ: Sh*t, I can't believe this! Now I gotta go get those presents myself!

 

CJ stands up, drops his controller onto the couch, and runs out the door.

 

Kendle: CJ, can't you just--

 

CJ shuts the door, and runs into his garage. He gets into his Sentinel, starts it, and pulls out of the garage. He then speeds out of Ganton, and heads for the mall in Market.

 

North Star Mall: Market: 7:42 PM

 

CJ looks for a parking spot, frusterated. After fifteen minutes of looking, he still hasn't found one. He notices an old lady walking towards a Virgo, and creaps up right behind it. The old lady backs up, pulls out, and some person in a brand new Feltzer comes up the other side of the parking row and pulls into the spot. The man gets out, flips CJ off with a grin on his face, and walks towards the mall.

 

CJ: Aw hell nah!

 

CJ gets out of his Sentinel, 9MM in hand. He grabs the man by the neck and holds the gun to his temple.

 

CJ: You gonna gimme my spot back, or am I gonna get a new car fo' christmas?

 

Man: I'll move, I'll move! Just let me go!

 

CJ lets him go, and the man runs to his car. He gets in, pulls out of the parking spot, and screaches out of the parking lot. CJ gets into his Sentinel and pulls into the spot.

 

CJ: Don't ya just love Christmas?

 

CJ gets out of his Sentinel, shuts the door, and walks into the mall. On the way, a mall santa steps infront of him asking for a donation. CJ refuses, but the mall santa does not move. He asks again. CJ declines again and tries to push past the mall santa, but he won't budge.

 

Mall Santa: Look buddy, either you donate or I'll make you donate.

 

CJ: Oh really?

 

CJ slowly reaches for his 9MM.

 

Mall Santa: YEAH, REALLY!

 

The mall santa pulls a sawn off shotgun out of his coat, and aims at CJ. A security guard runs up, but the mall santa points the shotgun at him.

 

Mall Santa: NOBODY MOVE! I WANT ALL OF YOU TO PUT YOUR WALLETS IN THE BASKET! C'MON, PUT THOSE F*CKING WALLETS IN THE BASKET!

 

Everyone steps forward and puts their wallets in the basket except CJ. The mall santa aims his sawn off shotgun at him.

 

Mall Santa: I said put yo' f*ckin wallet in the BASKET!

 

CJ pulls the 9MM out of his pocket and fires. He misses, and the mall santa takes a shot. He too misses. CJ runs inside the mall, and the mall santa follows. CJ runs behind a kiosk and starts shooting, while the mall santa does the same. CJ gets a shot in the mall santa's right arm, and he drops the shotgun. He turns around and runs out of the mall, while CJ puts his 9MM back in his pocket. CJ runs after the mall santa, picking up the sawn off shotgun on his way. He runs out into the parking lot, takes aim, and blows a hole into the back of one of the mall santa's knees. He walks up to the mall santa and points the shotgun at his face.

 

CJ: Any last words, bitch?

 

Mall Santa (Coughing up blood): Do your.. worst..

 

CJ blows a hole in the man's head. He then drops the shotgun, and walks back to the door. Everybody stares at him, but he just ignores them. He walks inside, and walks back to the Lears™ department store in the back. He walks up to the front counter, and asks the woman where the packages he ordered were. She asked him to hold on a second, and left into a back room titled "Employees Only!". After ten minutes, she still hasn't come out. CJ gets tired of waiting, and walks into the employees only doorway when no one's looking. He sees hundreds of thousands of cardboard boxes, but no people in site. He starts looking around, and soon gets lost within the cardboard boxes. He hears a door shut, then pushes his way through the cardboard boxes to the Employees Only door. It's locked. He sees the woman through the small window, but she ignores his pounding on the door. He sighs, and sits down on a cardboard box, wondering what the others are up to.

 

Johnson House: Ganton: 8:17

 

Kendle finishes the turkey, and puts it on the dining room table. Cesar and Sweet sit down, and Kendle sits down too.

 

Sweet: Where's CJ at? I'm gettin' hungry.

 

Kendle: Stop it Sweet, he'll be here soon.

 

Cesar: He better get here soon, I'm getting hungry too baby!

 

Kendle: Oh fine, we'll go ahead and eat without him I guess.

 

They start to eat, while CJ continues to sit on the cardboard box. He sighs, gets up, and starts kicking the door. The woman turns around, sees him, and puts her finger to her lips in a "Shh" manor. CJ flips her off, and continues to kick the door. She puts her finger to her lip again, and turns back around facing the outside of the mall. CJ looks around and sees a small area of cardboard boxes labeled "HEAVY DUTY TOOLS; DO NOT TOUCH!". CJ looks through the boxes and finds a sledge hammer. He grabs the hammer, runs to the door, and crashes it through the window. People in the store scream, glass stabs the woman in the head, and she falls dead. CJ sticks his arm through the hole and reaches for the handle, and cuts his arm.

 

CJ: Aw sh*t!

 

CJ starts bleeding, and everything starts going grey. A few seconds later, he falls on the floor. He sees a bright light.

 

CJ: Aw sh*t no, no! It ain't my time man! No, no, no, no, no!

 

The light gets brighter, and flashes. CJ then wakes up and realizes he's in an ambulence. There's a needle in the arm that got cut, and a man is sitting beside him.

 

Man: He's awake!

 

The man then takes a 9MM out of his holster and puts it to CJ's temple.

 

Man: You're under arrest for breaking the entrance of the employee only area in the department store!

 

CJ: Aw come on man! That ain't against the f*ckin' law! This is just f*ckin' racist man!

 

Man: Your point being?

 

CJ rolls his head over and falls asleep. A half hour later, the three back at the Johnson house see it on the news. Kendle cries, Sweet shakes his head, and Cesar comforts Kendle. CJ was released from prison twenty years later, and shot in a gang war five days after being released on probation.

 

The moral of the story? Who knows. Maybe it's that our goverment is going to hell, or that racism is at an all time high. We'll never really know why this had to happen. Christmas stories aren't always happy kids. Now go to bed, Santa is on his way, and he doesn't give presents to naughty boys and girls. That's the end folks.

Edited December 25, 2006 by EmoPat

[TonyZimmzy]

I'll kill you on SA-MP one day one day...

 

Lol, ty for the Green State reference, that's like the third person so far

[Rashon.]

Sorry, wiping off my keyboard. Please disregard this, I'm editting it and adding the rest as we speak!

When are you gonna finish wiping your keyboard off? I wanna see the rest.

[Pat]

 

Sorry, wiping off my keyboard. Please disregard this, I'm editting it and adding the rest as we speak!

When are you gonna finish wiping your keyboard off? I wanna see the rest.

Heh, well, I spilled some coke on it so I had to wipe it off with these orange wipes I had. I finished wiping it off, but I accidentaly hit enter and posted it. Still editting, just got back, my sister was rapping presents in here. Oh my god, I have a present the size of an 360 box, that sounds like it has a 360 and some games in it! I know it's probably not a 360, because my parents said they'd probably get me one around my birthday in May, but that's what they said in '05 about my PSP too!

 

Back to adding the rest, I guess.

 

@Tzimz: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! Besides, I don't really go to the Dallas Takedown server anymore. I found a new LV RPG that I'm doing quite well in. 85.17.6.144:7777

 

Edit: Added the rest. It's kind of short, but oh well. Wasn't very good either in my opinion, just a quick lil' thing I wipped up. Well, I have some news too. If you're a PEDS fan, be sure to check out the "Just Another Short" section tomarrow. YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT FROM ME THOUGH! Oh, and Say Cheese is coming close to an end. After it is finished, I might start Part 2 with the new horror fanfic I'm working on, or I may just make a new topic. I kind of want to stay here though because we're so close to having a gold star!

Edited December 25, 2006 by EmoPat

[TonyZimmzy]

That story was ridiculous lol

[Rashon.]

Lmfao, that story just made the final two hours of my day. Too bad, CJ.

[Pat]

So I heard from Arch that most peolpe don't like how I post. He said everyone thinks I put myself down in my posts. So far, as far as I can see, Brutuz and Arch are the only people that joined before June 06 that like me. I joined GTAF for friends, and it looked like that isn't happening. I'm probably going to move to a different forum after I end Say Cheese.

 

So anyway, here's the new chapter.

 

 

29

 

As CJ cruises the Sabre Turbo to the Greasy Chopper, he wonders how he's going to get out of this mess. Sweet's in the hospital, Tommy and some overweight cuban guy (Umberto) are stranded out in the ocean, and the camera is God knows where. And now, the bikers want something with him. How'd he ever get into this mess? Oh yeah, he took a picture of that man.. Wait, what if it was planned? Vercetti wanted CJ dead, and he hired John to do it. What if John found the camera? What if John knew about it's curse? As these questions filled CJ's head, he lost controll of the Sabre. He swerves to the right, sparks flying everywhere as the side of the Sabre hits the barrier between the land and the ocean. CJ tries to get controll of the car, but couldn't. All of a sudden, he hits the ramp behind the Greasy Chopper.

 

CJ: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--

 

He landed on the roof, jumped forward, and fell off the roof. He crashed through the window of the bike store across the street, and the Sabre comes to a hault. CJ opens his door, and steps out of the Sabre, coughing. People inside the store are stairing, and CJ just waves. He turns around and heads for the Greasy Chopper.

 

Greasy Chopper: 7:43 AM

 

CJ walks inside, and looks around. A man stands behind the counter, and two men sit infront of it, drinking and talking. Four men stand in the back around a pool table, staring at CJ, and one man is sitting at a lottery machine.

 

CJ: I'm looking for Big Mi--

 

The man at the lottery machine stands up, and turns to face CJ. He talks while walking towards him, and circles him, judging him.

 

Mitch: So, you're the guy with the "evil camera", huh? I can't believe everyone's talkin' 'bout you and your damn camera. Listen kid, just because you think you're tough, doesn't mean you are tough.

 

CJ: Man, I don't think I'm tough! I never did say I was! I just want to get rid of tha damn camera!

 

Mitch: Oh yeah? Well, how do you propose to do that?

 

CJ: Hell if I know, man! sh*t, I can't believe this. What'd you want from me anyway?

 

Mitch: I heard Vercetti was pissed with you. It takes alot to piss off Vercetti enough to get him sent to Green State. What the hell did you do to him?

 

CJ: Uhh.. I didn't try to kill 'im and take down his mansion..

 

Mitch: You did WHAT?

 

The music stops, and everyone stares at CJ. He looks around, and steps back for the door.

 

CJ: I think I'll just--

 

Mitch: Listen, bud, we respect Tommy over here. You f*ck with him, you f*ck with us. Ray, Joe, teach this pansy a lesson.

 

Two men by the pool table grab their pool sticks and walk towards CJ.

 

Ray: We gonna' teach you some manors pansy!

 

CJ turns around and runs out the door. He looks left, and right, and runs to the right. He turns left, runs up some stairs, and hides in a small shack.

 

Joe: Whey'd he go?

 

Ray: I dunno man. Maybe he went ova' thay!

 

Ray and Joe run over to the Moist Palms hotel, and CJ catches his breath, sitting in the small shack. About five minutes later, CJ stands up, walks down the stairs, and looks around. He sees Ray and Joe, and quickly crouches behind the concrete barrier.

 

Joe: Man, I thought we'd had him fo' sho'!

 

Ray: Man, Mitch gonna be pissed with us!

 

Ray and Joe enter the bar, and CJ stands up. He walks to the left, walks into the allyway, hears a loud "WHAT?!" and the crack of a pool stick hitting a table, or possibly someone's head. CJ breaks into the run, and sees a beat down Stallion. He unlocks it, opens the door, and gets inside. He hotwires it, and pulls out of the allyway, speeding to the left.

 

CJ: Man, what tha f*ck am I supposed to do?

 

CJ thinks, then heads for the bridge to Prawn Island.

 

Washington Beach Hospital: 9:17 AM

 

CJ pulls into the parking lot, and finds a space. He parks, gets out, and walks inside. A girl sits behind the counter, chewing gum loudly and typing away on a laptop.

 

CJ: I'm looking for Sweet Johnson.. What room is he in?

 

Woman: Sorry, only family members can visit.

 

CJ: I am family though. Carl Johnson.

 

Woman: Oh. Room 312, floor 2.

 

CJ: Thanks.

 

CJ gets into the elevator, and goes to floor two. He gets off the elevator, and looks for room 312.

 

CJ: Room 309.. Room 310.. Room 311.. Room 312!

 

CJ opens the door and goes inside, to see Sweet laying down watching TV.

 

Sweet: Carl?

 

CJ: Sweet?

 

CJ runs over and hugs Sweet, but Sweet scoots away from him.

 

Sweet: Get offa me, nigguh!

 

CJ: Sorry man. So, what's happenin'?

 

Sweet: Not much, man. They've acctually been waitin' fo' someone to come pick me up. Guess yo' doin' it.

 

CJ: Yeah, guess so.

 

Sweet gets up, and CJ sees that he's in a hospital gown. CJ chuckles to himself, and Sweet pushes him out of the room, and closes the door. Five minutes later, Sweet comes out in his normal clothes.

 

Sweet: Where to now, man?

 

CJ: I was thinkin' home.

 

So they went back down in the elevator, got in the Stallion, and headed for the airport. After that, they got a ticket back to San Andreas, and went home. They went back to the grove, and CJ denied ever having to do anything with the camera. He never did see that camera again, and no one knows why.

 

Tommy decided to forget about CJ, and to move on. He wasn't in Vice anymore, so what did it matter?

 

Umberto ran the cafe, and died three years later due to a heart attack. You can bet Tommy was at his funeral.

 

Vic and Mercedyes got married a year later, and lived in Mercedyes's mansion in Vice.

 

As for John, he went back to San Andreas. As he cruises through the desert in Las Venturas, he laughs to himself.

 

John: Amnesia my ass. I'm still comin' for ya CJ. I'm goin' to take ya down. Say cheese CJ, say cheese. Hehe, haha, HEEEEAHHHHAHAHAHAHA!

 

As John heads for the bridge to San Fiero, the camera sits in his lap, ready to claim it's next victim.

 

 

That's it, the end of Say Cheese, Part 1. Will I make Part 2, or will I just make you think I eventually will, start a different horror story, and never make Part 2? You'll just have to find out.