The-Exploited Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 lol.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexreade Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 when you draw a HUD on your eyeball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krayzed896 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 When you walk forward, left, right, jump, aim, etc..AND STILL DON'T GET INF. LIFE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukearoo Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 firstly stezza thanx for the most apreciated- but i prefer white choc chip. cocoa makes me sneeze secondly the exploited Quote: "you think jetpacks exist !" They do, only they were far to dangerous, and spacewalkers use them the ground to air jetpacks burnt the backs of your legs, (remember the film ruskies) thirdly: you know that you play too much gta sa when: **none of your mates has even finished the story line **you stop playing normaly and start looking for random glitches and hidden content **when you spend more time on sa than you do at work this though is impossible in my case as i work 52+ hours a week **when you can draw a map of ganton but not of your own home street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubanJetMaX Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 You play too much GTA:SA when: You mumble ROCKETMAN to yourself at the local gym, kill everyone inside, and expect a jetpack to appear on your back to fly into an alternate universe in the celing. You try and get your friend to shoot a rocket launcher in a drive-by attempt. You wonder why every pub doesn't look exactly the same. You go looking everywhere for little floating hearts when you fall ill. You eat nothing but junk food, as salad is too over-priced. You find floppy disks all over your houses, despite not owning a computer. You mumble complete gibberish to yourself, hoping to get the "Recruit anyone (Rocket Launcher)" code. You use this emoticon more than once every 100 posts: You can get a free pistol from some half blind old tw*t near your house. You want to drive-by with anything you have avaliable to you. You raid a police station looking for free body armour. You read posts like these... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illusionturtle Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 When you press ,hop inside a car and press on your PS2 controller and attempt to crush 19000 people. When you whack someone and attempt to press on a imaginary controller and wonder why the start screen didn't appear. When you attempt to go inside a police station garage and wonder where is the police man fixing his car. When you ask for a Full Rack at Pizza Hut. When you mistake a police man for Officer Tempany and beat him up. When you wonder why doesn't every KFC store and Pizza Hut store look the same. When you make a cardboard golden star and beat up someone and give the star to the police man. When you say :Wow,San Andreas suddenly has nice graphics! And ragdoll physics! When you go to the airport and try to book a ticket for Los Santos. You wonder why there isn't a yellow marker at your house. When you drive into your garage with your wrecked car and close the door and reopen it to find that the car isn't repaired. Thats all I can think off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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