You know you are playing too much GTA when...

[Exodust]

Well... today I was driving home, when I thought about this topic. How would you know when you are playing too much GTA? Here are a few indications for that (Let's add to this list people) : [Give yourself 1 mark for each of the points below applying to you. If you score more than 50%, get a life.]

 

You know you are playing too much GTA when :

 

1. You get a sudden urge to shoot at cars' gas tanks.

 

2. You're driving, you see a pedestrian and you can hardly keep from running him over.

 

3. You hate everyone wearing purple.

 

4. Your favourite colour is green.

 

5. You see a ramp and wonder how many $'s you'll get for an insane jump.

 

6. You try to enter the airport runway area.

 

7. You search for weapons in a culvert. You find one there.

 

8. You steal a taxi and find the button 2 to start the Taxi mission.

 

9. You go to your gym and beat the tar out of your instructor. Then, he gets up and teaches you new moves. (In that case, you instructor may be playing too much GTA.)

 

10. You order 11 dishes when at pizza hut.

 

11. You go to your kitchen and wonder why didn't the Molotov spawn there.

 

Well... can't think of any other, but I know many people will, so add on to the list.

Edited June 3, 2006 by Exodust

[Bryce.]

Please remember to Search next time.

 

There is already an existing topic with this exact discussion. Here is the existing topic.

 

I understand you are new though.

[Exodust]

Honestly, I did. But couldn't find the topic. Hey, that list is better than mine. Oh, I don't know what to do now. Damn. But we can still make a new list can't we? Some people won't like it, but those who will, this one's for them.

[FelipeVinhao]

Well, post ur ideas there, to complete the original topic.

[Jake]

You know you're playing too much GTA when...

 

You want to do something with your friend so you try to find a multiplayer icon.

[BoBoTheMonkey]

When you don't realize there's a stoplight.

[DarthSlurpee]

When you want to drive insanely in heavy traffic.

[GlockWorkz]

You know you're addicted when you're disturbed about getting tired when jogging

I tried.

[Broken Bottle]

you know you play GTA to much when you...

 

1. walk into a police station hoping to find a purple dildo in the shower

2. get your camera out and try to find snapsnots

3. climb on your neighbours roof to try and find a sub machine gun

4. kill someone and wait for the medics/cops to arrive in record time

5. walk into a tall building and expect to be on the roof instantly

6. are wanted by the police and you try and find a bribe star

7. are tempted to do drive bys on people you hate/or people wearing purple clothes

8. punch a car door and hope to leave a dent

9. walk upto a drug dealer and tell him 'this is grove street turf now busta'

10. try and walk up impossible vertical cliffs

11. reply to everything by saying 'does the pope sh*t in the woods'

12. go to a clothes shop and expect all the clothes your gonna buy to be in the changing rooms

13. shoot the moon and try and make it bigger

14. look at the night sky and try to spot the rockstar correlation

15. start your own 'inversion therapy' program

16. try and find a lawyer called Ken Rosenberg

17. try and find 50 horseshoes, to increase your luck

 

there's many more I can think of but i'll let others add some

Edited June 9, 2006 by Broken Bottle

[Mz. Hazey]

Damn I started a trend, lol.

[FelipeVinhao]

1. walk into a police station hoping to find a purple dildo in the shower

No, definitively I never did nor never would do that, even after playing to much GTA

(This is ona the sickest, it's just less than the one about killing people in purple )

[harlen]

lol! i bet some people are like that

[Bret_HartvsSting]

You've been playing too much GTA when you create a second "You've been playing too much GTA when...." thread.

[KnockOut]

*When I first started playing San Andreas - I remember thinking the cities were HUGE...

 

- So you know you've been playing too much GTA when: you've memorized nearly ALL of the massive game map.

 

- You've not only seen, but MODDED every car you can mod.

 

- You've tried nearly every outfit combination for CJ

 

- You drive around following the 'rules of the road.'

 

- You collect all of your assets and say to youself, "ah - another excellent days-work..."

[Banana]

you know you've been playing too much gta when.....

 

1.you find 50 oysters and think it will increase your sex appeal and lung capacity.

2.When you find dammed off water and push your car and see if the submerged half is invisible.

3.when you wear the same clothes all the time.

[cj's the dawg]

this is dumb... when i first came in here i expected to see some realistic stuff.

 

 

like once i was playing too much nfsu and when i went by a car really close i expected to get 100 points.

[Archaon, Lord of End Times]

You know you've been playing too much gta when:

 

1. You expect to pop up at a hospital after taking 1000 rounds to the head.

 

2. You expect 5 minutes of working out will make you look like Hulk Hogan.

 

3. You see a columbian you imediatley suspect they're cartel.

 

4. You're suprised to see a car besides your own with a unique paint job.

 

5. You try to drive your car on the water after typing in the "Cars float on water "cheat on an imaginary controller.

 

That's all I have for now.

[dingleberry_warrior]

You know you've been playing too much San Andreas when...

 

1. You drive-by every person wearing pruple.

2. When you say ''Wat up homie'' to every person wearing green.

3. When you try to break in houses expecting crates full of guns lying around.

4. When you ask out your driving instuctor.

5. When you start a gang.

6. When you hijack evry car you see.

7. When you kill innocent people just because you need money.

7 and 1/2. When you kill 4 people and you don't think cops will come.

8. When you let all hell breaks loose and you don't expect the army to come.

 

That's when you've been playing to much.

 

Or maybe you're just crazy

[Made-Man]

I've got one, and I actually remember thinking this...

 

You know you're a GTA:SA addict when you wonder why cars are parked so neatly.

[dingleberry_warrior]

I've got one, and I actually remember thinking this...

 

You know you're a GTA:SA addict when you wonder why cars are parked so neatly.

lol good 1

[lukearoo]

you know you have played to much when...

 

you walk up to a parked car, pull the handle and look suprized that its locked,

so you go to try any find a pick up truck, or tractor

first you find a tractor, and are even more suprised to find that you cant get it to start, no ones left a key in the slot, so you hot wire it, taking about ten minuates and back it up to the parked car then your really suprised when you find that tracors arnt designed to tow a car using a pole on the back.... so you find a rope and tie the two together.

fineally you are underway dragging the car behind you on a really low gear, because

1 for some reason the acellerate button which is located at your feet for some reason - doesnt go through all the gears and

2 some jerk left the cars handbreak on.....

then EMBARASMENT the cars alarm starts going off, only no cops emmediatly start chasing you, but a lot of people start shouting at you

so you ignor them and tow the car back home, and push it into the garage you shut the garage door, supprised it doesnt do this automaticly anymore, then open it again

only to find that the doors on the car are still locked, then you have a flashback to liberty city and remember that if you take some soft drugs you will punch through the window

and open the door, firstly your suprised at the fact that time still travells at the same speed but that you also really cant stand up, then you go over to the car and punch the window as hard as you can.

you are then shocked at just how much that your hand hurts, and notice that the

window despite being craked isnt broken, so you find a basball bat and smack the door

you are suddenly amazed that

1 you can swing the bat at the door not just the car

2 the door stays on its hinges but the glass is more smashed and theres a big dent

 

so you smash out the rest of the glass and unlock the door from the inside

then you climb in and feel a sharp pain in your ass , sweeping the glass off the seat and cuddeling your swollen and cut hand you then notice the alarms going off again

after it stops you go to start the car, but again, there are no keys, so you hotwire it

then you hit the brake, but the car wont go backwards no matter how long you push it down , so you work out how these "gears" work and the car goes backwards

then you try to turn the car out of your drive only to notice a yellow thing in frount of you that you hadnt noticed before that wont let you turn the wheel

after minuates of tring the lock you give up and clamber out of the car, a police officer walks up to you and asks you wether its your car you cant think of anything to say as for some reason you expect he should be beating you to death with his night stick

he looks over your shoulder and sees your handywok with the ignition and asks you to explain - then he says that you are under arrest and you should put your hands on the car - instead you instincivly thrust your hand into your belt to pull out an ak47 or a minigun, and are rather supprised to see that they are not there instead bundles of cash you had found earlier that day fell out of your pockets, and blew around in the wind

now the cop is pissed off and hes got his gun out and pointed at your shoulder,

so you reach for the sky and in desperation mumble r1 r1 O r2 L1 U D U D U D

and are supprised to find that not only is he still pointing his gun at you but that hes now calling for back up, and calling you a nut, so you decide to take a swing at him, nd he shoots you in the shoulder, you fall to the ground in a pool of your own pee and the cop then kicks you in the stummach calls for an ambulance and cuffs you.

you are taken to hospital and are suprised,

1 you actually had to be taken in an ambulace

2 you were in hospital for 3 weeks restrained to a bed

3 you never got to leave the hospital

4 the police arrested you again when you were released by the doctors

5 your arm really hurts

6 the cops wont take a bribe of $400

7 you end up in prison doing 20 for gta, agro-assult, resisting arrest etc.

8 all the people in prison seem to want to rape you or kill you and not just break out

 

 

err the end, oh also when you stay up an hour to type all this sh**

gg gn

[lblakers2448]

When you steal a plane from a airport, fly it and parachute out to get across your town

[BoBoTheMonkey]

 

When you steal a plane from a airport, fly it and parachute out to get across your town

when you visit these forums.

[Stezza]

lukearoo: Classic mate. Here's a cookie

 

Off topic: Well I'm back from my holidays everyone, how's everyone feeling?

 

On topic: You're playing to much GTA when you memorise the WHOLE ENTIRE SCRIPT off the back of your hand.

 

By the way, for the points I managed to get one point: My favourite (or one of my favourite) colours is green. But I like it naturally, not because a poor street gang wears it

 

 

 

-K-Mart, for people who can't afford David Jones

 

 

[KinkyJedi]

You know you've been playing too much GTA when the word Gouranga sets you off into a mad rampage

You know you've been playing too much GTA when you can only see 20 meters infront of your superbike

You know you've been playing too much GTA when you expect to find a tank after travelling south east

You know you've been playing too much GTA when you think "I might buy a blista compact 2moro"

 

Peace Out

 

Kinky x

[The-Exploited]

You know youre a GTA addict (This includes all the GTA games) when:

1. Youre getting beaten up and desperately try to do the health and armor cheat, it doesnt work.

 

2. You pick out random phrases from the game and try to sound funny with them with your friends who think you made them up.

 

3. You complain to the supermarket manager cause he doesnt sell Cok O Pops.

 

4. You try to steal a Hydra from area 51 evading the anti air missiles.

 

5. You decide to make new nicknames for your friends and yourself, which include: Sweet, Big Smoke, Ryder, Big Poppa, Big Bear, OG Loc..

 

6. You grab a cessna and try to get to the learjet 'gliding' off the cessna.

 

7. You try to get a girlfriend by burning the house shes in, and then saving her.

 

8. You try to break in Snoop Dogs house to steal his rhyme book.

 

9. You look for a game called Pogo The Mokey.

 

10. You want a jiraffe from petsovernight.com

 

11. You dislike Haitians.

 

12. You look around your whole city looking for a zebra cab.

 

13. You try to enter the 'flying cars' cheat to fly to the next city.

 

14. You think tanks are indestructible.

 

15. You think your local ice cream van actually sells drugs.

 

16. You take your car and jump through a ramp expecting a bonus for an insane stunt.

 

17. You think you can use a truck as a ramp.

 

18. You think sprite is a copy of sprunk.

 

19. You ask yourself why hasnt 'Exploder part 2' and 'Knife after Dark' havent come out.

 

20. You look around your local music store trying to find a Lovefist cd.

 

21. One of your friends has a secret you dont know so you tie him to the hood of your car and drive as fast and crazy as you can so he spits it out.

 

22. You think jetpacks exist.

 

23. You go to the barber shop thinking you can get an afro when you have a 'cesar' style haircut.

 

Thats all i can think of..

 

[Fireman]

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=240192

[woozie-moo]

@The-exploited:Hahahahaha very good,and yuo too lukearoo! Brilliant.......

[The-Exploited]

i tried thinking of more... and got a few..

1- You hear someone say 'pendejo' and you say: awesome! nice impression of a Los Santos Vago! not knowing its spanish and everyone who knows spanish uses it. (your brain is so into GTA that you think the word was made up only for the game)

 

2- Your favourite (real life) porn star is Candy Suxxx.

 

3- You hide in a shadow thinking that no one will see you.

 

4- You think real life burglars actually rob because they find the black boxcar and do the burglar missions.

 

5- You buy some dogtags and write: 'Grove 4 Life' on them

 

6- You think you can get millions of people inside a Coach.

 

7- You try to get rid of crack dealers in your neighbourhood, only they get rid of you instead.

 

8- You name real cars like the ones in the game. Eg. A Ferrari passes by and you say: 'Omfg a cheetah!'

 

9- You actually think there really was an Australian-American war.

 

10- You think massacres, like a kid shooting his schoolmates (R.I.P all who died like that, im not making fun of them) are started because the kid stepped into the 'Rampage' icon

 

Thats all i have for now.

[BoBoTheMonkey]

9- You actually think there really was an Australian-American war.

There wasn't?!?!