Mz. Hazey Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 You know you are a Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas addict when.....: Every time you see a graffiti mark you want to run over and respray "Grove Street Families" over it. While looking outside on the freeway you debate which car would be best to steal and would handle the best. You go to a shop but walk away quickly. There are no yellow stars outside, so you wouldn't be able to get in anyway. You get mad when you put your beat up car back in your garage and when you reopen it is not fixed. When going to your homie's house you realize there is no red marker to step inside. Oh well, you'll come back later. You won't DARE approach any cute girls, if they don't have a blue star above their head you won't get anywhere. After a long day's work, you ask your friends, "Let's go stop by Cluckin' Bell" they look at you funny, "Pizza Stack?" they still look at you funny, "Ok, ok how about Burger Shot?" You refer to your enemies as the "Ballers" and wear Green to your school. If anyone is wearing purple, you know to bust a move! To no avail you search through the radio stations wondering where Radio Los Santos, Bounce FM, and Playback are. You make sure you and your friends wear Green all the time......no matter what they say. You turn on your TV and see an old school G-Funk music video special. You point to Eazy-E on the screen and yell at your friend, "SEE I KNEW THEY WERE REAL!" With the cops heavy on your tail, you head into the nearest auto shop for a spray job, to your dismay the cops just wait outside......and they recognize you. You run up to every person you see in Green and stare at them a minute with your hand in the air. You try to walk away but they just go the opposite direction. You run back and scream, "COME ON YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW ME, BASTARD!" After achieving something huge, you run around your house looking for a Save Item. You make sure you eat regularly because you are afraid you won't be able to use the gym anymore! Now admit this made you laugh a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canoxa Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 It didn't make me laugh more than the other two versions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick000 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 That was really funny, because of it's stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike_Toreno Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 "You know you are a GTA:SA addict when..." ...when you make topics like these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerX Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 its kindda funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryce. Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 "You know you are a GTA:SA addict when..." ...when you make topics like these. Hahah so true. You know you're a GTA addict when you come to forums dedicated to the game and chat about it non-stop for years and years.....o wait..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torcidas Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 rofl nice 1 nick000 you know your a SA fan when ya make up garbage like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_Loco Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 ...and bother to post in this topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillies Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Now admit this made you laugh a little. tounge.gif I admit that it did a bit. I haven't read anything like it so that might be the reason though, but thanks for posting it even if nobody else liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woozie-moo Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Yea it was kinda funny,I liked it despite what the others say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syrdax Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 - You had cops on your tail??? - So, you go to school and if you see someone wearing red you try to beat him? - So you have a beat up car? - How you make sure that your friends wear green, no matter what? I am a GTA adict, but no matter what, I know the difference between real life and game life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay-d Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 That was far and by the dumbest thing I have ever read, Honestly mate you deserve to be shot for this. What has happened to this place? I miss the days of when t came out and it was so busy, and people getting there arses kicked for spouting bigfoot and leatherface, At least noobs then (as we called them) had some attitude. I miss Meta... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mz. Hazey Posted April 7, 2006 Author Share Posted April 7, 2006 W/e, I found it and thought it was sorta funny. Damn, whatever idaf, sum enjoyed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gman8 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 You Know you are a GTA: SA addict when.... You see a car on the street, you call the car by it's GTA:SA name rather than it's REAL name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torcidas Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 You Know you are a GTA: SA addict when.... You see a car on the street, you call the car by it's GTA:SA name rather than it's REAL name hahaha...no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium™ Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 You know you're a GTA SA:Addict when you focus more on the game, than this topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drizz Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Lol nice idea, Hazey. f*ck what the others think. Others suck anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FelipeVinhao Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 It's not real (@ least I've never found some1 like this, fortunatelly), but it's funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1991 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Haha. Nice one dude. Those are great! Have you got any more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mz. Hazey Posted April 9, 2006 Author Share Posted April 9, 2006 Ok 2 b honest I wasn't gonna say since every1 was bashing 'em, but I made them up. I was really bored and was thinkin' 'bout it on the way home when I saw all these graffiti tags and had this weird urge to spray "Grove Street Families" over 'em. LOL! So yeah......I guess I could make up more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torcidas Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 So yeah......I guess I could make up more? ugh plz dont Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gryphin Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Dude who cares what other people say. Anyone with a good sense of humor who has played that game would find it funny. I was laughin and I almost never laugh outloud when i am by myself. And, to that one dude who was like this is dumb "i can tell the diff between real life from a game". There is no point telling you why that makes no sense or doesn't apply, because if you wrote that than it is already hopeless. And knowing that it isn't written or supposed to be taken completely literaly, can anyone tell me why it is dumb? Its just funny in that weird kinda...well its hard to explain but I think most people that have a good sense of humor would find that funny. If you don't it funny, fine. But, you really don't have to broadcast it. Kinda pointless, y'know? Anyway, props to the guy who wrote it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mz. Hazey Posted June 9, 2006 Author Share Posted June 9, 2006 ^ Yeah good point. And how 'bout this, if u dun like the topic, get out of the topic! If itz pointless why waste ur time thinkin' itz pointless? Go somewhere else and don't bitch about it. Leave it 2 the people doin' somethin' productive in the topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Doidberg Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 I f*ckin hate faggets who post replies in topics like this and say you dont do that in real life! f*ckin nerds need a sense of humour. You know your a GTA:SA Addict when: - You purchase 10 pistols and no ammo from your local gun shop hoping to have lots of ammo. - You wonder why the ambulance doesnt bring the dead back to life - You think the cops are stupid because they won't ram into you. - You get arrested for carrying a gun around in public - You lift weights for 5 mins and wonder why you didnt gain a lot of muscles - You get a haircut, then tell them it doesnt look good and you want it back to normal - You get into an old cadillac and wonder why the pimping missions havent been enabled. - You get shot twice and go get something to eat to heal yourself - You drive around for hours looking for ballas to start a gang war. - You wonder why the cops are waiting outside when you are breaking into homes because it didnt give you 10 seconds to get out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=MeNtAL=- Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 some times i actualy see on the streets a thing or two that remaind me of gta sa but i cant say im an addict of gta, anyway it was realy funny (sorry for bad english) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 So yeah......I guess I could make up more? ugh plz dont Ugh stop spamming....Ugh get away from this topic you THING! Coming on great dude. I love them. You purchase 10 pistols and no ammo from your local gun shop hoping to have lots of ammo. That was pretty funny. Mr Haz, please its your topic. tordius, leave the topic and go and abuse someone else on a differant forum. Not ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Okai? Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 oh my god! everyone here that said the stopic was stupid, is a jackass. If you dont like it, dont post ya retards! you know you're an SA fanatic when you put on all green and go to the mall and beat up people in purple...Ok mine sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottae Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Didn't make me laugh to be honest, most of them were predictable. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helicopter Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 You know you're a Gta addict when: You start calling your old mercedes an admiral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason290 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 ...When you post a reply in a thread such as this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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