justb Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 cjs daddy is snoop dogg or dr.dre or cjs mom has a poonani and penis/balls and got her self pregnant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy B Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 My best friend's cousin's sister's boss knows a guy whose brother's uncle's barber's fifth cousin was an usher at a guy's wedding who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who works a loading dock down the street from Rockstar's home office who knows someone who once delivered a package there, who told him that Dan Hauser HIMSELF once said to him that the biggest easter egg in the game (which no one's ever discovered so far) is that CJ's father is actually the crazy homeless "god is playing with us" guy in San Fiero, and that if you walk up to him and point a pistol at him (it has to be a pistol), it triggers a cutscene where the homelesss guy bursts into tears and tells you the whole story of how he met CJ's mom, fathered Sweet, Kendl, and CJ, then went crazy, lost his job, got divorced, and became a homeless crazy guy (turns out, it was all masterminded by Mike Toreno, in a complicated scheme to get close to the family and one day get CJ to work for him). If you unlock this scene when you first arrive in San Fiero, then when you get to the "Up, Up, and Away" mission, Mike Toreno admits everything upon completion of the mission. How's that for a conspiracy theory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRottweiler Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 (edited) I'm sure its not Tenpenny. In that way of life wouldn't they rather die than work for the police. Tenpenny is a senior officer so has obviously been a cozzer for many years. I think CJ would have had a different upbringing if his old man was in the force. Also, Tenpenny tries to kill CJ which is not very fatherly! I think its the black ped who you see often driving a taxi wearing what looks like afro carribean cultural clothing. He's always working so he's a 'grafter' which is where CJ gets his motivation from. He also looks to be the right age to have been in his early 20's when CJ was concieved. Tennpenny only looks about 10 years older than CJ. I never kill the taxi guy for the very reason that I think he's CJ's pa. Sometimes mistakes do happen but I TRY not to kill him. Edited July 21, 2006 by MrRottweiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xygtaxy Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I would laugh if his dad was sweet or ryder Impossible, Sweet is his brother, and second, that would be horribely wrong! Ryder Can't be his father either, hello! His mom was like 50 years old! And just so everyone knows, He doesn't have a father, He doesn't need one, he is a polygon computer animated human! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FelipeVinhao Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I'm sure its not Tenpenny. [...] Tenpenny tries to kill CJ which is not very fatherly! It's not very fatherly but it's not impossible, the same way some people kill their parents. (I kept the spoiler thing cuz this would spoil what was said before) Anyway, it's not Tenpenny. And about Reece being Morgan Freeman's father... OMG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of LA Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Who is CJ's dad? JERONIMO PRATT... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gta player06 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Cj never mentions his father so most likely he runned from the family ( Bastard! ).CJ`s father can also be dead, not in game, one of game characters or peds. We can only quess . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRottweiler Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 I jacked a taxi and the black guy that I reckon is CJ's dad was the driver. As CJ pulled him out he said "You're being jacked, dear!" An unusual term of endearment. Hows that for proof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FelipeVinhao Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 I jacked a taxi and the black guy that I reckon is CJ's dad was the driver. As CJ pulled him out he said "You're being jacked, dear!" An unusual term of endearment. Hows that for proof! Let's say that that wasn't too kind of CJ jack his own dad... The same way Tenpenny wasn't too kind with him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRottweiler Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 When I say being 'jacked' I mean he was jacking up the car for his old man after he noticed a flat in the left-rear. He pulled him from the car to avoid any jack related injuries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan232 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 maybe we'll find out if there's a San Andreas Stories. I kinda agree with the idea of it being tenpenney though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VELOCI Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Probably won't be a SA Stories. Maybe Los Santos Stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Okai? Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 That's why he masterminded the shooting of Sweet which ended in the tragic killing of their mom. way to f*ck up the ending for me.[/color] Thats the beginning dude...CJ came back from LC for his mom's funeral. Tennpenny organized the shooting for sweet, and Beverly got owned in the crossfire Anyway i think tennpenny being the father is a possibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VELOCI Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Buttf*cking a dead women dosen't count as being a father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FelipeVinhao Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 When I say being 'jacked' I mean he was jacking up the car for his old man after he noticed a flat in the left-rear. Jacking the car for his dad?! I thought you said the taxi driver was his dad. I thought you meant jack him, not jack for him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRottweiler Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I did. I was being daft if you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Red Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 you can see pics of his family if u look at the pics in CJ's house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the ninja Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 When I say being 'jacked' I mean he was jacking up the car for his old man after he noticed a flat in the left-rear. He pulled him from the car to avoid any jack related injuries. That was funny. Anyway, I don't think anyone in the game is his dad. Mommy went slumming one night in college, 9 months later, CJ. Same with Sweet and Kendl. The slut. But, if it was Tenpenny, that would be pretty interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VELOCI Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 If Tenpenny ever f*cked Beverly Johnson, it would have been post-mortom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FelipeVinhao Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 you can see pics of his family if u look at the pics in CJ's house Now that you mentioned... There's a picture with a woman in the living room if I'm not wrong. Couldn't she be her? In the Intro movie (the DVD, not of the game) you can't actually see her, it's just supposed that she was shot and she was inside home... maybe her model wasn't finished, so they didn't add her to the movie nor to the game and just added a low resolution picture of her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet J Lou Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 Brian!!! Brian Johnson!!! It all makes sense now! Tenpenny killed Brian and framed CJ forcing him to leave town and Cj's mom found out it was Tenpenny and threatened to tell Sweet if he didn't give her 5 million dollars which he didn't and she was just about to tell Sweet when Tenpenny and Big Smoke killed Cj's mom and also wanted to kill Sweet but they capped her before she could speak. Some people might be thinking "but Brian is Cj's brother" and I know that people will say that but think about it: They call him Brian cause he propably left them at a young age and returned when they were about 13 so they propably didn't like calling him "DAD" and also "Brian, Carl Stop it!" might also ruin this speculation but his dad was propably shouting at him and beating him for being a gangster and that woman heard is Beverly shouting but this is pure speculation. As for the sexual assualt he propably raped Denise and she got pregnant as she said and then her boyfriend threatened to tell the good cops and ordered CJ to kill Denises Boyfriend which he did in Burning Desire. Think about it but I prefer for Emmet to be the father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FelipeVinhao Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Man you impressed me, no sarcasm. Such a research you made, eh bro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archaon, Lord of End Times Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Tommy Vercetti's dad worked in a printing shop, probably newspapers. When you buy the old print shop, Tommy and Ernest Kelly (the manager) are talking about print works . Tommy said he used to hep his old man clean the rollers. Carls dad is Carl, that's right. CJ found a time machince, went back in time, found a hot chick, f*cked her, and it turned out to be Beverly Johnson. Hah, solved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starion Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 (edited) i think we will find out everything in a "mabye to come out in a few years time" san andreas stories because if there will be sa stories, i think you will play as a non gang member in san andreas who does jobs for random gangs and people and the story eventully leads up to the killing of cj`s mom. So obviously you will have to see cj`s dad at one point but thats not true though it could be the rumor that the ballas captured cj`s dad because he was a grove boy stuck him in the back of a glendale, drove to back o beyond and left him in the boot to die And the ballas caught him when cj`s dad was coming back to the johnson house to see his sons for the first time, so coincidently cj never got to see his mystery father that could also be why rockstar made the ghost glendale spawn on a hill to make it appear haunted by the ghost of cj`s dad. Edited July 31, 2006 by starion mod it with Nitrous Oxide and chassis dyno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anyonegotanapkin? Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 OMG1!11 ItZ 8-bizzall.. No for real though, Tenpenny seems like it could be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMOK Caligula Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VELOCI Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Brian!!! Brian Johnson!!! It all makes sense now! Tenpenny killed Brian and framed CJ forcing him to leave town and Cj's mom found out it was Tenpenny and threatened to tell Sweet if he didn't give her 5 million dollars which he didn't and she was just about to tell Sweet when Tenpenny and Big Smoke killed Cj's mom and also wanted to kill Sweet but they capped her before she could speak. Some people might be thinking "but Brian is Cj's brother" and I know that people will say that but think about it: They call him Brian cause he propably left them at a young age and returned when they were about 13 so they propably didn't like calling him "DAD" and also "Brian, Carl Stop it!" might also ruin this speculation but his dad was propably shouting at him and beating him for being a gangster and that woman heard is Beverly shouting but this is pure speculation. As for the sexual assualt he propably raped Denise and she got pregnant as she said and then her boyfriend threatened to tell the good cops and ordered CJ to kill Denises Boyfriend which he did in Burning Desire. Think about it but I prefer for Emmet to be the father. Brian died when he was fifteen. In 1987. Brian was the youngest out of the four children. Research a little more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj_random Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 i reckon his mom was one of jizzys girls when he first started out in the pimpin game. so it could be his or tenpenny's coz he was jizzys best customer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leviathan Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Eddie Murphy is Carl's dad........duh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XBOXUSER Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 An informant at R* told me Wesley Snipes was CJ's father. Although, I can't be sure, because the informant was a coke head who I paid to infiltrate R* North and ended up watching Blade: Trininty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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