GTApirate Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 (edited) it be a explanation duuh doooooooooy :\ okay guys i be back it be me Pirateogta remember i show you how to get da aliens in da game gta san andreas but i was banned before i could full explane myself. so heres da steps for you. i was to excited to explane rite before so here goes nuttin. i no da steps by heart now to cause i do de constantly. lolz. 1. find da bodybags in bone c*nty dey be in a hole rite by area 69 2. get in da bobcat truck sitting dare (da aliens truck) 3. to yo rite dare be a hill drive up it 4. id fa truck dun go upit get sumthing else worked for me though 5. after you be at da top o da hill go strate up an over to da other edge cliff thingy 6. yo truck will magicly roll down da hill all by itslef into a graveyard (da alien graveyar i think) but anyways you be in da ghost town now (no ya can't hear screams at nite ) 7. turn left from ghost town drive strate 8. dun go down hill cum around close to rock edge 9. path almost wind up thingy like a arrow but den you gotta use jetpack to get to da top o da rock thingy cheet code for jetpack be left rite li r1 l2 r2 left rite or suimthung like dat 10. once you be on top look west an go to da other rock thingy 11. hop to next rock thingy still going west rite next to da damn dam lolz 12. now when i did dis for sum reason a blotch o red be in da top left corner o my screen i dun know what it is but gets darker when you be gettin closer wate dare until like 00:00 you shuld see a cave in da cliff rock thingys side go in nothin in cum out aliens be everyware well ufos at least here be da pics http://img205.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ufo21ha.jpg an last time somebody said how can you get to da bone county an bodybags if you only be in begin of game well i said dat you can restart yo damn game an da aliens still be dare dats what i did duh doy thats why it be in da begin o game do ya get it now. here be da pic o complaint though anyways.... http://img68.imageshack.us/my.php?image=uf...ossantos1fx.jpg an dis aint a mod jeeze pleeze enjoy my findings everybody PEACE YO edit: omg i forgot 2 steps after you get to da rock by da damn dam (lolz ) den you gotta jump to da next rock south it be like a pattern you know stepping stones? ? den you go east i think to da next big humungous rock an it got a little skinny path to one side between to rocks at nite 00:00 da cave appears da 2 rocks mark da spot ignore da other 3 rocks pleeze and thank you sumtimes sand storms start if you go up dare in da daytime to mask it. try it pleeze an post your pics so everyone do become a believer BYE BYE BYE BYE Edited February 25, 2006 by GTApirate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt27689 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 You know you're gonna get banned again. I tried to read it but I just couldn't understand a word because you suck at life. .. and by the way your editing skills are sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike_Toreno Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 You need to make your post somewhat clearer and understandable for us to take you seriously. Or are you just purposely posting like a retard? Oh and, quit the smiley abuses while you're at it. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTApirate Posted February 25, 2006 Author Share Posted February 25, 2006 You know you're gonna get banned again. I tried to read it but I just couldn't understand a word because you suck at life. .. and by the way your editing skills are sh*t. what editing skills you meet when i edited my post how do i do it den anyways da mans? ? did anyone try it yet though........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike_Toreno Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 You know you're gonna get banned again. I tried to read it but I just couldn't understand a word because you suck at life. .. and by the way your editing skills are sh*t. what editing skills you meet when i edited my post how do i do it den anyways da mans? ? did anyone try it yet though........ What are you babbling on about? Speak properly with correct grammar for anyone to even try this out.. it's not hard, you know. I find that T7p1nG LYK D1S is much more of a challenge than typing words normally in its correct manner. [/off-topic] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTApirate Posted February 25, 2006 Author Share Posted February 25, 2006 da reason i type like dat not like you say but fast i dun go slow at all now i geuss i gotta explane it again sloooooooooooooowly and booooooringly........ 1. GOO TOOOOO BODY BAAAGS 2. GO WEST OVER HILL TO GHOST TOOOWN 3. TRUCK ROLLS DOWN INTO DA GRAVEYARD 4. GO LEFT/SOUTH DEN CURVE AROUND DA ROCK 5. USE JETPACK CHEAT GO UP TO TOP O ROCK TAAAAALL ROOOOOOOOCK 6. JUMP ROCK BY ROCK GOING WEST WIT YOUR JETPACK 7. GET TO DAMN DAM ROCK AN GO SOUTH TO DA NEXT ROCK DEN GOWEST TO DA OTHER ROCJK WIT DA TUINY LITTLE WALKWAY DAT GO TO DA OTHER PART WARE DARE BE 2 ROCKS AT MIDNITE IN DA GAME 00:00 DARE BE A CAVE APPEAR BETWEEN DA ROCKS DUN BOTHER BIUT DA OTHER ROCKS IGNORE DEM IF YOU GO IN DA DAYTIME DEN DARE USUALLY BE SAND STROIMS AN I THINK DA RED IN DA CORNER O MY SCREEN BE SUMTHING ROGNW WIT MY TV CAUSE WHEN I LOOK AROUNF IOT CHANGED COLORS TO GREEN SO there are you happy now da mans? ? did anyone try it pleeze post yo pics thank you godspeed an good nite an good luck lolz bye bye bye bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt27689 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 GO LEFT/SOUTH DEN CURVE AROUND DA ROCK Whats den and da? Speak English, or cock off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTApirate Posted February 25, 2006 Author Share Posted February 25, 2006 GO LEFT/SOUTH DEN CURVE AROUND DA ROCK Whats den and da? Speak English, or cock off. THEN and THE duuuuuuuh doooooooooooooy cum on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T<o>M Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Maybe we could get someone to translate it and then see if it is worthy of a topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike_Toreno Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 GO LEFT/SOUTH DEN CURVE AROUND DA ROCK Whats den and da? Speak English, or cock off. THEN and THE duuuuuuuh doooooooooooooy cum on People who speak and type like retards are the only ones who understand Di$ tYp3 0f l4Ng\/Ag3. But in all seriousness, I doubt anyone's going to even start to believe you with the grammar you're using. Give up already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTApirate Posted February 25, 2006 Author Share Posted February 25, 2006 GO LEFT/SOUTH DEN CURVE AROUND DA ROCK Whats den and da? Speak English, or cock off. THEN and THE duuuuuuuh doooooooooooooy cum on People who speak and type like retards are the only ones who understand Di$ tYp3 0f l4Ng\/Ag3. But in all seriousness, I doubt anyone's going to even start to believe you with the grammar you're using. Give up already. Mike_Toreno all noe believers take this up da ass try it an you'll see fools........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T<o>M Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 I think you are making this up, So there is no need to try it! Surely if it was true then someone would have found it already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt27689 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 I think everyone on GTAF, as soon as they saw the word aliens knew it was a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt27689 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 (edited) Sorry for triple post, wouldn't of happened if GTAF actually not slow for a change. Edited February 25, 2006 by matt27689 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt27689 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 (edited) Sorry for triple post, wouldn't of happened if GTAF actually not slow for a change. Edited February 25, 2006 by matt27689 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oddsock Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Mods, please don't ban this guy. He is too funny. Like a token black guy, he's a token Jamaican guy. Soz about any racism. -Cheeburger, Cheeburger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_PIRATE Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 (edited) oddsocks be rite pleeze dun ban me gta forums lolz somebody pleeze try it matt27689 Posted on Feb 25 2006, 16:38 Sorry for triple post, wouldn't of happened if GTAF actually not slow for a change. matt27689 Posted on Feb 25 2006, 16:38 Sorry for triple post, wouldn't of happened if GTAF actually not slow for a change. matt27689 Posted on Feb 25 2006, 16:36 I think everyone on GTAF, as soon as they saw the word aliens knew it was a lie. NO TRIPLE POOOOOOOOSTING Edited February 25, 2006 by GTA_PIRATE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T<o>M Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Its not even worth a try, Like matt said, as soon as anyone sees Aliens its like yeah whatever, Cause its just not there!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike_Toreno Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Translated it the best I can: "Okay guys, I'm back here at GTAForums. It's me, Pirateogta. Remember I showed you how to get aliens in San Andreas but I was banned before I could fully explain myself? Well, here's the steps for you; I was too excited to explain right before, so here goes nothing. I know the steps by heart now too, because I do it constantly. 1. Find the bodybags in bone county, they're in a ditch right near Area 69 2. Get in the bobcat truck sitting there 3. To your right there is a hill, drive up it 4. If the truck doesn't manage to pull its weight up the hill, get a different vehicle 5. When you get up the hill, go straight over to the edge onto another cliff sort of thing 6. Your truck will magically roll down the hill all by itself into a graveyard (the alien graveyard, I think). But anyways, you'll find yourself in Ghost Town now (no, you can't hear screams at at night) 7. Turn left from Ghost Town, and drive straight 8. Don't go down the hill, come around close to rock edge 9. Path almost wind up thing, like an arrow but then you have to use the Jetpack to get to the top of the rock thing 10. Once you're on top, look west and go to the other rock thing 11. Hop to the next rock thingy, and still going west right next to the dam 12. Now when I did this, for some reason a blotch of red appeared at the top left corner of my screen. I don't know what it is, but gets darker when you get closer. Wait there until around 00:00pm, and you should see a cave in the cliff rock thing side. Enter, and when you go out again, there will ge aliens and UFO's everywhere! Here are the pics: http://img205.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ufo21ha.jpg http://img68.imageshack.us/my.php?image=uf...ossantos1fx.jpg And this isn't a mod either." Bullsh*t. Go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T<o>M Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Its not even worth a try, Like matt said, as soon as anyone sees Aliens its like yeah whatever, Cause its just not there!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konstantinos Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Oh, I see. He'll just keep getting banned and starting new accounts. Very inventive. Why hasn't this been locked yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oddsock Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Nice mod. He is gone. The forum pet tr0ll that never was. -Cheeburger, Cheeburger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_PIRATE Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 (edited) Translated it the best I can: "Okay guys, I'm back here at GTAForums. It's me, Pirateogta. Remember I showed you how to get aliens in San Andreas but I was banned before I could fully explain myself? Well, here's the steps for you; I was too excited to explain right before, so here goes nothing. I know the steps by heart now too, because I do it constantly. 1. Find the bodybags in bone county, they're in a ditch right near Area 69 2. Get in the bobcat truck sitting there 3. To your right there is a hill, drive up it 4. If the truck doesn't manage to pull its weight up the hill, get a different vehicle 5. When you get up the hill, go straight over to the edge onto another cliff sort of thing 6. Your truck will magically roll down the hill all by itself into a graveyard (the alien graveyard, I think). But anyways, you'll find yourself in Ghost Town now (no, you can't hear screams at at night) 7. Turn left from Ghost Town, and drive straight 8. Don't go down the hill, come around close to rock edge 9. Path almost wind up thing, like an arrow but then you have to use the Jetpack to get to the top of the rock thing 10. Once you're on top, look west and go to the other rock thing 11. Hop to the next rock thingy, and still going west right next to the dam 12. Now when I did this, for some reason a blotch of red appeared at the top left corner of my screen. I don't know what it is, but gets darker when you get closer. Wait there until around 00:00pm, and you should see a cave in the cliff rock thing side. Enter, and when you go out again, there will ge aliens and UFO's everywhere! Here are the pics: http://img205.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ufo21ha.jpg http://img68.imageshack.us/my.php?image=uf...ossantos1fx.jpg And this isn't a mod either." Bullsh*t. Go away. good job!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! People who speak and type like retards are the only ones who understand Di$ tYp3 0f l4Ng\/Ag3. so i geuss dis meens you be a retard hah da mans? ? you musnt gotta life if you would take all dat time to translate it you loser........ Mike_Toreno PWNED[/size] bye bye bye bye Edited February 25, 2006 by GTA_PIRATE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MI7 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 I'd post something witty and some pics....but I can't be arsed. Pirateogta/GTA_Pirate/GTAPirate/Asslover, bugger off and leave Mike alone...it's not his fault he prefers to speak in a way people understand and not like a total idiot. PS: Try this. Get Connected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_PIRATE Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 I'd post something witty and some pics....but I can't be arsed. Pirateogta/GTA_Pirate/GTAPirate/Asslover, bugger off and leave Mike alone...it's not his fault he prefers to speak in a way people understand and not like a total idiot. PS: Try this. MI7 ya damn busta you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottae Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 you missed the step were you have to smoke crack! Silly you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emeryrulz Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 (edited) Ok this is busted!!! Its either A: Its not true or B: He don't give good directions. Hey guy pick up a dictionary once and awhile. thanks that guy Edited February 25, 2006 by emeryrulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike_Toreno Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 (edited) Translated it the best I can: "Okay guys, I'm back here at GTAForums. It's me, Pirateogta. Remember I showed you how to get aliens in San Andreas but I was banned before I could fully explain myself? Well, here's the steps for you; I was too excited to explain right before, so here goes nothing. I know the steps by heart now too, because I do it constantly. 1. Find the bodybags in bone county, they're in a ditch right near Area 69 2. Get in the bobcat truck sitting there 3. To your right there is a hill, drive up it 4. If the truck doesn't manage to pull its weight up the hill, get a different vehicle 5. When you get up the hill, go straight over to the edge onto another cliff sort of thing 6. Your truck will magically roll down the hill all by itself into a graveyard (the alien graveyard, I think). But anyways, you'll find yourself in Ghost Town now (no, you can't hear screams at at night) 7. Turn left from Ghost Town, and drive straight 8. Don't go down the hill, come around close to rock edge 9. Path almost wind up thing, like an arrow but then you have to use the Jetpack to get to the top of the rock thing 10. Once you're on top, look west and go to the other rock thing 11. Hop to the next rock thingy, and still going west right next to the dam 12. Now when I did this, for some reason a blotch of red appeared at the top left corner of my screen. I don't know what it is, but gets darker when you get closer. Wait there until around 00:00pm, and you should see a cave in the cliff rock thing side. Enter, and when you go out again, there will ge aliens and UFO's everywhere! Here are the pics: http://img205.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ufo21ha.jpg http://img68.imageshack.us/my.php?image=uf...ossantos1fx.jpg And this isn't a mod either." Bullsh*t. Go away. good job!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! People who speak and type like retards are the only ones who understand Di$ tYp3 0f l4Ng\/Ag3. so i geuss dis meens you be a retard hah da mans? ? you musnt gotta life if you would take all dat time to translate it you loser........ Mike_Toreno PWNED[/size] bye bye bye bye Well actually, if you're the one making a complete fool of yourself and posting useless sh*t (with hundreds of grammatical errors) then you're the "pwned" one here, mate. You'll probably find that 95% of this forum speaks in a normal manner, when I said "People who speak and type like retards are the only ones who understand Di$ tYp3 0f l4Ng\/Ag3." I was abbreviating to how retards like you post on internet forums. You don't see me making up useless bullsh*t (which is obviously known to be fake) and posting it on a forum, do you? No. So I guess that means you're on your own, buddy. It's people like you that put shame on such a good GTA forum. Now kindly piss off. @MI7: Thanks. Edited February 25, 2006 by Mike_Toreno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_PIRATE Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 (edited) well i aint black i dun gotta pick up a dicktionary Edited February 25, 2006 by GTA_PIRATE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_PIRATE Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 (edited) Edited February 25, 2006 by adamcs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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