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GTAF-Profiles: Know Your Neighbors


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Forum Name: Hi there
Real-life Name: Good luck with that ;)
Real-life Location: A deep dark hole in Canada.
Age in Years: Young but not squeaker young. And no, I'm not one of those stupid swag kids.
Star Sign: The one with the fish.
Weak Point: GTAForums
Favourite Colour: I think it was red.
Favourite Number: 12
Most commonly used expletive: F*ck you, you f*cking f*ck.
Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Tylenol4life
Car or bus?: Bus, but maybe a car in a year or two.
Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism because EA.
All work and no play...: Why would anyone do that?
How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None.
Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Yes. By the FIB.
Have you ever:

1. shoplifted? No.
2. sped? On a bike.
3. committed acts of vandalism? I don't think so.
4. murdered? Probably.
5. committed acts of terrorism?: Possibly.
Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: COMMIT ALL THE CRIMES! :panic:
Are you an internet user or abuser?: I'm the Chris Brown of the internet! So, I'm an internet abuser.
How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: One or two.
What is your most frequent typo?: Liek
How would you describe your social position?: Not good, not bad.
How would you describe your life?: Boring.
How would you describe yourself?: Strange.
Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Cause I like to prove people wrong at laugh at gifs. Oh... wait...
How would you describe spam?: Isn't that like some food material?
How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Giving out my personal info to creepy people across the world!

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  • Forum Name: Insert-Coin-To-Continue
  • Real-life Name: Dean
  • Real-life Location: Tweed Heads, NSW, AUS
  • Age in Years: 26
  • Star Sign: Libra
  • Weak Point: Procrastination
  • Favourite Colour: Green
  • Favourite Number: 16
  • Most commonly used expletive: c*nt
  • Drug Use? Past/Present/Future? Oxygen
  • Car or bus?: Car previously.. bus now
  • Capitalism or Communism?: Communism
  • All work and no play...: makes me want to jump off a bridge.
  • How much time have you spent incarcerated? I have not.
  • Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies? I should hope not.
  • Have you ever:
  1. shoplifted? Once or twice as a youngin'.
  2. sped? Yes.
  3. committed acts of vandalism? Indeed I have.
  4. murdered? I have so far resisted the urge.
  5. committed acts of terrorism? Yup. I once ran through a flock of Seagulls and sent them scattering. Terror was inflicted that day.
  • Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones? Murder.
  • Are you an internet user or abuser? I play the internet like a piano, but I do not abuse her.
  • How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position? Seven.
  • What is your most frequent typo? Aficionado always seems to stump me on the first try.
  • How would you describe your social position? Lone wolf.
  • How would you describe your life? Padded walls.
  • How would you describe yourself?: Antagonistic, condescending arsehole.
  • Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com? I often lay awake at night pondering that, and I have yet to discern a satisfying answer.
  • How would you describe spam? Low quality meat in a can, of which I have a soft spot for unfortunately.
  • How would you describe this questionaire? 4/10, probably would not take again.

Bonus Questions:

  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? I believe in the possibility of extra-terrestrial life forms. Supernatural, no.
  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) Jolly SWAGman
  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Random. Incredibly, incredibly random.
  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head.) Same answer as before.
  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? I can't imagine I would find myself in a scenario where I would have to explain to someone I might consider a friend. Even my Grandmother in her eighties knows what a forum is.
  • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I am not of the female gender. I also come across as a delightful, cheer filled and fun loving individual on GTAF; I can assure you that this isn't the case.
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Biohazard Abyss

Star Sign: The one with the fish.

 

This made me laugh a lot harder than I should have. Good sh*t :^:

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I guess it´s time to try this out.

 

  • Forum Name: Mr.Killa (Why is this even a question?)
  • Real-life Name: Secret
  • Real-life Location: Haugesund, Rogaland County, Norway
  • Age in Years: 16
  • Star Sign: Capricorn
  • Weak Point: Hot girls, fat food, beautiful architecture.
  • Favourite Colour: Purple
  • Favourite Number: 7
  • Most commonly used expletive: sh*t
  • Drug Use? Past/Present/Future? Would like to smoke weed if I had the chance. No other drugs, though.
  • Car or bus?: Currently test-driving. I´m considering buying a scooter.
  • Capitalism or Communism?: A mix.
  • All work and no play...: Makes Jack a dull boy.
  • How much time have you spent incarcerated? 0 seconds.
  • Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies? Hope not.
  • Have you ever:
  1. shoplifted? Yes.
  2. sped? Accidentaly while test driving.
  3. committed acts of vandalism? Smashed a window with a bat once.
  4. murdered? No.
  5. committed acts of terrorism? Does telephone terror count?
  • Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones? When in anger there is one perosnI would kill if I had the chance, but would rather not have the NSA on my ass, so not telling who.
  • Are you an internet user or abuser? Abuser.
  • How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position? 5
  • What is your most frequent typo? May seem weird, but Miaechel instead of Michael.
  • How would you describe your social position? 5/10
  • How would you describe your life? Mixed.
  • How would you describe yourself?: Myserious asshole.
  • Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com? Cause I´m bored and this place is filled with cool people.
  • How would you describe spam? The answers on this makes me very confused, so not answering.
  • How would you describe this questionaire? Alright.

Bonus Questions:

  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? Maybe aliens. No ghost or anything, tough.
  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) What a non-sensical question
  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Never :cry:
  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head.) ALRIGHT FFS!
  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? I have never told them, neither am I planning on.
  • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? That would be too weird to mention. Even here. :whistle:
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  • Forum Name: Really?

 

Real-life Name: MYOB

 

Real-life Location: Aberdeen

 

Age in Years: Too old for this sh*t 30

 

Star Sign: The one made of stars?

 

Weak Point: Intolerance of fools

 

Favourite Colour: A nice deep blue is quite satisfying to the eye

 

Favourite Number: 26

 

Most commonly used expletive: All of them

 

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: I'm not that stupid

 

Car or bus?: Neither

 

Capitalism or Communism?: neither works

 

All work and no play...: Means I have disposable income?

 

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None

 

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Why do you want to know?

 

Have you ever:

 

  • 1. shoplifted? Yes

 

2. sped? Oh hell yes

 

3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes

 

4. murdered? Not yet

 

5. committed acts of terrorism?: If I did, I'm hardly going to mention it here am I? Seriously, what sort of question is this? No of course!

 

 

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: No

 

Are you an internet user or abuser?: User

 

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 3

 

What is your most frequent typo?: teh for the

 

How would you describe your social position?: No idea

 

How would you describe your life?: Same sh*t, different day

 

How would you describe yourself?: That guy

 

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Because I can

 

How would you describe spam?: Something Vikings like to sign about

 

 

 

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): No idea

 

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  • Forum Name: Barefoot Tiger

     

  • Real-life Name: Sir Robert Bond

 

Real-life Location: Yorkshire UK

 

Age in Years: Lets just say I'm on the wrong side of 35

 

Star Sign: Capricorn

 

Weak Point: Perfectionist

 

Favourite Colour: Green

 

Favourite Number: 7

 

Most commonly used expletive: For f*ck's Sake!

 

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Yes

 

Car or bus?: Car

 

Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism

 

All work and no play...: Just work...

 

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: They will never catch me!

 

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: See above!

 

Have you ever:

 

  • 1. shoplifted? No

     

  • 2. sped? Yes

 

3. committed acts of vandalism? No

 

4. murdered? Yes

 

5. committed acts of terrorism?: No

 

 

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: None

 

Are you an internet user or abuser?: It abuses me.....

 

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Jeez, I stopped counting at ten.

 

What is your most frequent typo?: I suck at typing

 

How would you describe your social position?: Entrepreneur

 

How would you describe your life?: Great!

 

How would you describe yourself?: Getting fat

 

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I'm hard wired into the forum

 

How would you describe spam?: I hate it. I'm a vegetarian.

 

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Erm, great. Thanks for having me....

 

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chrisscorsese88

 

  1. Forum Name: Isn't it obvious?
  2. Real-life Name: Christian R Scorsese
  3. Real-life Location: Rottenchester (Rochester) New York
  4. Age in Years: 25
  5. Star Sign: Sagittarius
  6. Weak Point: Lazy
  7. Favourite Colour: Platinum
  8. Favourite Number: 93
  9. Most commonly used expletive: Come on, b*tch!
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Yes
  11. Car or bus?: Car
  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism
  13. All work and no play...: A little of both
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nope
  16. Have you ever:
1. shoplifted? Yes2. sped? Definitely3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes4. murdered? No5. committed acts of terrorism?:

No[*]Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Not anymore[*]Are you an internet user or abuser?: User[*]How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 8 including the laptop I'm typing this on[*]What is your most frequent typo?: Squirrel :x[*]How would you describe your social position?: Normal[*]How would you describe your life?: Pretty boring[*]How would you describe yourself?: Nice, funny, helpful[*]Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: To interact with other people around the world who share the same interests as me[*]How would you describe spam?: Annoying[*]How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Waste of time, but since I have nothing better to do...

 

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shhhhhhhhh

 

  • Forum Name: Its literally right there ^
  • Real-life Name: Amy
  • Real-Life Location: Teeny tiny town in South Carolina
  • Age in Years: 23
  • Star Sign: Scorpio
  • Weak Point: My son. ❤️
  • Favourite Colour: Black.
  • Favourite Number: 13
  • Most commonly used expletive: All of them. All the damn time.
  • Drug Use? Past/Present/Future? Past.
  • Car or bus? Car.
  • Capitalism or Communism?: Communism. Lol jk.
  • All work and no play...: A little more play.
  • How much time have you spent incarcerated? None.
  • Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies? Nope.
  • Have you ever:
  • shoplifted? Yes. Chapstick and I was like 5. [/b]
  • sped? All the time.
  • committed acts of vandalism? Nope.
  • murdered? Wouldn't you like to know?
  • committed acts of terrorism? Never.
  • Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones? Murder.
  • Are you an internet user or abuser? User.
  • How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position? Too many to coin.
  • What is your most frequent typo? f*cking always ends up as ducking.
  • How would you describe your social position? Lol what is social? Is that even a real thing?
  • How would you describe your life? I dig it.
  • How would you describe yourself?: Short, smartass, feisty.
  • Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com? It's kinda cool. Decent places to meet folks with similar interests.
  • How would you describe spam? Disgusting. And annoying.
  • How would you describe this questionaire? Mehhh.

Bonus Questions:

  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? I believe ghosts are real. And that there is a possibility of other life outside of our planet/galaxy.
  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) I don't know any other females on here so I can't really answer that.
  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Often. That's one reason I got married. Lmfao. [/b]
  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head.) Mehhh.
  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? My husband called me a dork but he gets on other gaming forums so...
  • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I love bad scifi movies, cosplay, and doing SFX makeup.
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Beautiful Disaster

 

Forum Name: Rae24

Real-life Name: Rae

Real-life Location: Canada

Age in Years: 24

Star Sign: Gemini

Weak Point: Too adorable

Favourite Colour: Blue

Favourite Number: 4

Most commonly used expletive: I dunno, probably bitch

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Weed and such in highschool. Nothing really now, with the exception of cigarettes.

Car or bus?: Car

Capitalism or Communism?: Communism

All work and no play...: Makes me bitchy.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 2 hours in the drunk tank of a small town for forcefully smacking a young cop on the rear end.

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Not that I know of.

 

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted? Does writing the wrong code down for the bulk bins count? Cause I'm a raging klepto if that's the case.

2. sped? Sometimes

3. committed acts of vandalism? I'm sure I have.

4. murdered? Not recently

5. committed acts of terrorism?: ^^^

 

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Jesus.

Are you an internet user or abuser?: I can be abusive to idiots? Is that what we're talking about?

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Laptop on my lap, ipad on the chair, phone on my arm rest, tv on the wall.

What is your most frequent typo?: Now that my phone isn't all about "ducking" anymore, I think I'm doing pretty good.

How would you describe your social position?: I'm pretty submissive, so whatever the group wanted me to do, I'd probably do it. If they were hot enough anyways. So... versatile? we're talking about gangbangs, right?

How would you describe your life?: Fabulous!

How would you describe yourself?: See above.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Because I've been sick, and apparently it can get kind of addictive.

How would you describe spam?: Gross. It's in a f*cking TIN, guys.

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): A good way to kill 5 minutes.

Bonus Questions:

[*] Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? No.

[*] Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) I don't know many people yet. But if she's hot, and I'm drunk, it probably wouldn't be very hard!

[*]Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? I would be super, super bitchy if the answer were never... But I'm a pretty happy gal, so!! :)

[*]How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head): "Dude, I was GOING to compliment you on your brilliant questionaire, but this gun is kind of a dick move. You're an asshole, and your quiz is lame."

[*] GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? Guilty pleasure.

How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? I don't.

[*] What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I'm adorable! Oh sh*t, you said what they DON'T know about me... um... probably the staggering AMOUNT of my adorableness.

 

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Mr. Scratch

You, I like you. Gang recruit material here!

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LightningLord

Lol. No one would want to know about me. So I'm gonna keep quiet.

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Forum Name: Clip V
Real-life Name: Steven
Real-life Location: Minneapolis
Age in Years: 28
Star Sign: Taurus
Weak Point: Too many things going on.
Favourite Colour: Green
Favourite Number: 5
Most commonly used expletive: c*nts!
Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: None/Nope/Never. Do ciggies count?
Car or bus?: Car but love the bus.
Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism.
All work and no play...: will never be the case.
How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 0 seconds.
Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I am not.
Have you ever:

1. shoplifted? Once when I was seven. Never again.
2. sped? Always.
3. committed acts of vandalism? Once. Worst vandal ever. Never doing it again out of embarrassment from my first time.
4. murdered? Who would say yes to that on here?
5. committed acts of terrorism?:

Ha. Seriously, who?
[*]Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Only in the fantasy sense. Never seriously.
[*]Are you an internet user or abuser?: User.
[*]How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 28.
[*]What is your most frequent typo?: Prostittue.
[*]How would you describe your social position?: Irrelevant.
[*]How would you describe your life?: Football (proper, not American), video games & Erin.
[*]How would you describe yourself?: Pretty cool person. Always looking to game.
[*]Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Looking for people to game with.
[*]How would you describe spam?: I've never purchased anything from an Email or website from Spam. I don't get how it actually exists and prospers today.
[*]How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Thank you for making it.

 

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Killzone3265

Lol. No one would want to know about me. So I'm gonna keep quiet.

i do

you have pokemon interests

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LightningLord

 

 

Lol. No one would want to know about me. So I'm gonna keep quiet.

i do

you have pokemon interests

???

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Sean O'God

F*ck it. Might as well.

 

[*]Forum Name: Inbred Walrus[*]Real-life Name: Michael[*]Real-life Location: Southern Ontario, Canada. An hour-ish away from Toronto[*]Age in Years: 16[*]Star Sign: Fishy one[*]Weak Point: I'm a teenager... I think I know everything about the world but I don't know sh*t[*]Favourite Colour: Blue[*]Favourite Number: 34 cause R34 Skyline[*]Most commonly used expletive: Sh*t[*]Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Caffeine and Tylenol[*]Car or bus?: I walk. I've yet to get my license, too lazy. I doubt my dad will lend me his car, because it's pretty damn expensive and I think he likes it too much to let a teenager use it. I'm not getting my own car until after university/college because screw being 10 grand in the hole before you even get a post secondary education.[*]Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalist, but not too capitalist.[*]All work and no play...: 75% play. Will change when I go into grade 11.[*]How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None[*]Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Not that I know of.[*]Have you ever:

  • 1. shoplifted? No
  • 2. sped? No
  • 3. committed acts of vandalism? Eh...
  • 4. murdered? No
  • 5. committed acts of terrorism?:

No[*]Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Yes, speeding almost all the time. I need a car, man...[*]Are you an internet user or abuser?: In between[*]How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: One[*]What is your most frequent typo?: Competetive[*]How would you describe your social position?: Not unbelievable, but I'm very happy where I am.[*]How would you describe your life?: Full of jealousy... I'm honestly jelly of anyone with a sick car.[*]How would you describe yourself?: Ruined by growing up in a public school[*]Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I have nothing better to do.[*]How would you describe spam?: I like cheez[*]How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): too long (giggity)

 

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[*]Weak Point: I'm a teenager... I think I know everything about the world but I don't know sh*t

 

At least you admit it Mike...and that can make all the difference.

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Hi there.

 

[*] Forum Name: Ceolo

[*] Real-life Name: Pablo

[*] Real-life Location: Montevideo, Uruguay

[*] Age in Years: 21

[*] Weak point: the balls?

[*] Favourite Colour: red

[*] Favourite Number: 7

[*] Most commonly used expletive: crap

[*] Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: I have tried some marijuana

[*] Car or bus?: both

[* Capitalism or Communism?: capitalism

[*] All work and no play: gives you a lot of pay

[*] How much time have you spent

incarcerated?: none

[*] Are you currently wanted by law-

enforcement agencies?: no

[*] Have you ever:

1. 1. shoplifted? no

2. 2. sped? yes

3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? yes

4. 4. murdered? no

5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: no

[*] Do you frequently think about doing any

of the above? none

[*] Are you an internet user or abuser?: user

[*] How many electronic gadgets are there

within one meter of your current position?: 2

[*] What is your most frequent typo?: definately[*]

[*] How would you describe your social

position?: I am a decent person

[*] How would you describe your life?: not bad

[*] Why do you keep logging on to

gtaforums.com?it seems interesting

[*] How would you describe spam?: ahh the meat?

[*] How would you describe this

questionaire? (easy target): fun

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  • Forum Name: Protonbeamface


  • Real-life Name: DK


  • Real-life Location: London, UK


  • Age in Years: 29


  • Star Sign: Virgo


  • Weak Point: not sure...


  • Favourite Colour: Orange!


  • Favourite Number: 38


  • Most commonly used expletive: f*ck


  • Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: all


  • Car or bus?: depends


  • Capitalism or Communism?: Ugh


  • All work and no play...: makes the fat cats richer


  • How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None


  • Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: No


  • Have you ever:





  • 1. shoplifted? No


  • 2. sped? No


  • 3. committed acts of vandalism? Probably


  • 4. murdered? No


  • 5. committed acts of terrorism?:
  • No


  • Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Yes, when playing GTA


  • Are you an internet user or abuser?: Both


  • How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: So many, at work in a digital agency


  • What is your most frequent typo?: "withe" (with the) or htlm


  • How would you describe your social position?: Not sure...


  • How would you describe your life?: Wasted on me


  • How would you describe yourself?: Quickly and succinctly


  • Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I only just joined, ask me in a few weeks


  • How would you describe spam?: With rude words and indignation


  • How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):

A good idea


Bonus Questions:



  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? :alien: I hope both are real


  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) New here, ask me in a while


  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? That's personal


  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). With a shaky voice


  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? First would have to explain what a forum is


  • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? Daft Punk is playing at my house....







  • Gamer Tag(s): PSN: protonbeamface


  • Current Consoles/PC Specs: PS3 + custom gaming laptop with Quad core i7 3.2GHz, 32GB RAM, Nvidia Graphics


  • Games Beaten/Completed Approx.: All the Burnouts except Paradise, all the GTAs except V


  • Past Consoles Owned/ Favorite Titles for those Consoles: ZX Spectrum 128 + Odd Job Eddit, Sega Master System + Double Dragon, Sega Mega Drive + Skitchin, N64 + Goldeneye, PS2 + any GTA, PS3 + GTA IV/V


  • Console vs. PC Gaming?: Console for casual, PC for experimenting


  • Favorite Action/Adventure Game: GTA


  • Favorite Sports Game: NBA Jam on Genesis


  • Favorite First Person Shooter: Quake


  • Favorite SIMulation Game: The Sims 3


  • Favorite Raceing Game: Burnout Revenge


  • Favorite Puzzle Game: Mah Jong


  • Favorite Fighting Game: Mortal Kombat (the reboot on PS3)


  • Favorite Survival Horror Game: Left 4 Dead 2


  • Favorite Movie Based Game:


  • Favorite Gameing Franchise: GTA


  • Favorite Game Icon: Niko Bellic


  • Favorite Game Babe: Aeon Flux (is that a game?!)


  • Favorite Console Controller: DualShock 2


  • Favorite Role Playing Game:

1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games? GTA V on PC

2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game? Party Monster - you're Michael Alig and you have to recruit all of NYC youth into your drug-riddled lifestyle (joke)

3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present? I miss being able to win all-guns-blazing like Quake, not good at being tactical

4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue. GTA being the best

5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player? Not sure

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GTA-Freak-Vi

 

Lol. No one would want to know about me. So I'm gonna keep quiet.

 

i do

you have pokemon interests

I told him not to change his cute avatar he had a while back! It looked much better

 

Go ahead and post your info so that I can stalk you easily. So far, I have a few people on that list ;)

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  1. Forum Name: Odyseous2040

    Real-life Name: Kory

    Real-life Location: Sacramento California!

    Age in Years: 25

    ]Star Sign: Capricorn

    Weak Point: My heart ( Im a sensitive cat )

    Favourite Colour: Earth tones

    Favourite Number: 69 =D

    Most commonly used expletive: Def. F*CK

    Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Weed and drank. off an on.

    Car or bus?: Truck Muh Fcka

    Capitalism or Communism?: Democracy. But communism actually kinda works. Capatilism forgets all the little peeps

    All work and no play...: Too much play, Not enuff work

    How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Never.

    Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Is this a BG check or what? Hell No

Have you ever:

 

1. shoplifted? Yes!

2. sped? yes!!

3. committed acts of vandalism? Only thing im convicted of actually!

4. murdered? No. but a part of me wishes I had a DEXTER side.

5. committed acts of terrorism? No.... WTF is with these questions?

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Yes. Just murder. However GTAV lets me blow a bus in a crowd of people. So Kinda never?

Are you an internet user or abuser?: Both.

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position? 3

What is your most frequent typo?: It depends on if im on my phone or computer.

How would you describe your social position? Lone Wolf

How would you describe your life? Rough, But getting better each day.

How would you describe yourself? The most accepting and nicest/ respectful dude you'd ever met.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I love to interact with people.

How would you describe spam? Fcken Annoying[*]How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Fun and Random as fck.

 

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Sugar Free Nos

 

  • Forum Name: (insert sarcastic comment about "why is this a question" here)
  • Real-life Name: Ben
  • Real-life Location: Way down in Alabama
  • Age in Years: 17 (still not old enough to take pictures of topless chicks at the Richmond mansion
  • Star Sign: Taurus
  • Weak Point: Procrastination
  • Favourite Colour: Red
  • Favourite Number: Don't say 69, don't say 69, don't say 69... umm, I'm going to go with 9001
  • Most commonly used expletive:
  • Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Other than dreaded second-hand smoke, no
  • Car or bus?: Bus, I suppose.
  • Capitalism or Communism?: Communism; Soviet Bear for Stuco
  • All work and no play...: Makes Nos a dull, dull boy
  • How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None at all
  • Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nope
  • Have you ever:
  • 1. shoplifted? No
  • 2. sped? No
  • 3. committed acts of vandalism? No
  • 4. murdered? No
  • 5. committed acts of terrorism?: Unless posting on GTAF with the it'shappening gifs is terrorism, no.
  • Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: No, but Ron Paul and that gif will always be in my heart
  • Are you an internet user or abuser?: Abuser
  • How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 1, my computer
  • What is your most frequent typo?: teh
  • How would you describe your social position?: Well, people on the internet love me
  • How would you describe your life?: Great in retrospect, dull in the moment
  • How would you describe yourself?: Sociable and possess humor heavily influenced by the internet which leaves him alienated in most real-life situations
  • Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Because it's the best GTA related online community in the multiverse
  • How would you describe spam?: Can sometimes give a good laugh or (insert cheesy joke about real life, edible spam)
  • How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): As a portal into self realization

Bonus Questions:

  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? :alien:Aliens yes, supernatural, no
  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) Ciaran, but I wouldn't even have to be drunk. Same goes for JollySwagman and Killzone3265
  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Never, I'm filling out a questionnaire on a GTA fansite, do you really think I've ever been laid?
  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). As the best questionnaire one the internet; now take my wallet and go
  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? GTAF is a way of life. All that matters now is my like count. That is why I will forever hate Biohazard Abyss
  • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? Once when I was in 7th grade I somehow convinced both one of my teachers, and 30 other classmates to practice for 3 weeks straight and perform the "Thriller" dance on stage at a talent show with me. Good times.

 

  • Gamer Tag(s): Sugar Free Nos (on XBL)
  • Current Consoles/PC Specs: XB360 Slim 250gb
  • Games Beaten/Completed Approx.: well over 50
  • Past Consoles Owned/ Favorite Titles for those Consoles: PS2; my favorite title for it was GTA San Andreas
  • Console vs. PC Gaming?: PC is better in almost every way, but I am still a filthy console peasant
  • Favorite Action/Adventure Game: Red Dead Redemption
  • Favorite Sports Game: I'm from Alabama, so what's the most recent NASCAR game?
  • Favorite First Person Shooter: Battlefield 3
  • Favorite SIMulation Game: I'm not that in to simulators, so I'll go with the 9 year-old me and say Goat Simulator
  • Favorite Raceing Game: The original Gran Turismo or Forza 4
  • Favorite Puzzle Game: Not played many puzzle games
  • Favorite Fighting Game: Not into these either
  • Favorite Survival Horror Game: Fatal Frame (here's it's Wikipedia if you've never heard of it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_Frame)
  • Favorite Movie Based Game: Spiderman 2 for PS2
  • Favorite Gameing Franchise: The Fallout franchise
  • Favorite Game Icon: Dante from Devil May Cry
  • Favorite Game Babe: Amata from Fallout 3, totally
  • Favorite Console Controller: XB360
  • Favorite Role Playing Game: Fallout 3

    1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games? I want to store police vehicles in GTA Online!

    2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game? I don't really have any... I'm a failure

    3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present? Microtransactions that can be used to get in-game advantages

    4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue. Not sure on this

    5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player? More complex scripts for sure. Gameplay will always be better than graphics

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  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) Ciaran, but I wouldn't even have to be drunk.

wat.

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ExtremeTorque

 

  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) Ciaran, but I wouldn't even have to be drunk.

wat.

 

he wouldnt even have to be drunk..

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Carthaginian

 

  • Forum Name:

     

    Carthaginian

     

  • Real-life Name:

     

    Matt

     

  • Real-life Location:

     

    India

     

  • Age in Years:

     

    19

     

  • Favourite Colour:

     

    Multiple

     

  • Most commonly used expletive:

     

    None

     

  • Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:

     

    "Future" funny.

     

  • Car or bus?:

     

    Rickshaw ;-)

     

  • Capitalism or Communism?:

     

    Don't know enough about them to be able to comment.

     

     

     

  • Have you ever:

     

  • 1. shoplifted?

     

    I think I have when I was a kid.

     

Are you an internet user or abuser?:

 

User.

 

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:

 

1

 

What is your most frequent typo?:

 

Multiple

 

How would you describe yourself?:

 

Über shy in real life.

 

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:

 

To engage in discussion.

 

How would you describe spam?:

 

Hatefully annoying.

 

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):

 

Funny at times.

 

 

 

 

[*]Gamer Tag(s):

 

[*]Current Consoles/PC Specs:

Intel Core i7 2600K 3.40 GHz

 

Corsair XMS3 RAM 8 GB (x2 4 GB)

 

Gigabyte Z68X-UD4-B3

 

nVIDIA GeForce GTX 580 1535 MB

 

Seagate & Toshiba SATA HDDs 1.5 TB (1x 1 TB 1x 500 GB)

 

[*]Games Beaten/Completed Approx.:

Not sure.

 

[*]Past Consoles Owned/ Favorite Titles for those Consoles:

PS3. Gran Turismo, Uncharted, MLB The Show. (No particular order.)

 

[*]Console vs. PC Gaming?:

PC.

 

[*]Favorite Action/Adventure Game:

Multiple

 

[*]Favorite Sports Game:

MLB The Show 14 (Though, I've never played it.)

[*]Favorite First Person Shooter:

Multiple

 

[*]Favorite SIMulation Game:

The Sims 3

 

[*]Favorite Raceing Game:

Multiple

[*]Favorite Puzzle Game:

The Testament of Sherlock Holmes

 

[*]Favorite Fighting Game:

WWE 12

 

[*]Favorite Survival Horror Game:

 

[*]Favorite Movie Based Game:

 

[*]Favorite Gameing Franchise:

Multiple

 

[*]Favorite Game Icon:

Multiple

 

[*]Favorite Game Babe:

Multiple

 

[*]Favorite Console Controller:

Xbox 360 controller

 

[*]Favorite Role Playing Game:

TES V Skyrim

 

1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games? Too many to mention here.

 

2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game?

The Sims 3 but in 3rd person!

 

3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present?

Very short stories.

 

4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue.

Multiplayer in games which aren't ideal for multiplayer, like Assassin's Creed.

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