GTAF-Profiles: Know Your Neighbors

[Zip87]

Hi, I'm Zip and clean for 2 years.

[Jeeebuuus]

Have you ever commited acts of terrorism? What. The. f*ck. What the hell kind of questions are these? Is this a silly joke? It has to be.

[Slamman]

Yes, safe to say it's meant in humor, it's Meta as OP. But I did shoplift as a kid, and I did wind up in jail for a few hours, I'm a bad man!!

[Mati]

Bored, I'll fil it in again.

1. Forum Name: Mati
2. Real-life Name: Mateusz
3. Real-life Location: Currently living in The Netherlands.
4. Age in Years: lolno
5. Star Sign: Capricorn
6. Weak Point: Cookies. I'm serious here, some people in real-life already call me Cookie Monster. No sh*t.
7. Favourite Colour: Blue.
8. Favourite Number: 0
9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Nothing wrong with some weed here and then.
11. Car or bus?: Both, usually bus though.
12. Capitalism or Communism?: Dunno, capitalism I guess.
13. All work and no play...: Quit work.
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None, I guess.
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nope.
16. Have you ever:
17. 1. shoplifted? Once I was a kid I tried ''stealing'' some candy, if you consider this as a crime.

2. sped? Maybe, I was never caught.3. committed acts of vandalism? Not that much. 4. murdered? Nope. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: f*ck no.Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Of course I've thought about these. I'm not a psycho or anything but these are subjects that sometimes randomly pop up in your mind. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Little bit of this, little bit of that.. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 7 What is your most frequent typo?: Though/trough. How would you describe your social position?: Quite decent. How would you describe your life?: What can I say? I live, follow my goals, have ups and downs. I do my sh*t like every other person does. I'm not some kind of supernatural hero or a genius. I can live with what I have. How would you describe yourself?: I suck at these questions. Make your own image of me. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: At first, I never thought I'd get stuck to that place. I joined here, trolled around a bit and didn't care about my posts. I started liking it here. How would you describe spam?: Slamman. Nuff said. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): It's nice if you're in your bed at 1:30 AM and can't fall asleep while listening to some music.

Bonus Questions:

• Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? Yeah. Some things on this forum are already considered as supernatural, wouldn't be surprised about what's really happening up there.
• Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) The Lolwut Pear
• Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Quite often for my age.
• How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). I'd grab your wrist, pull myself up, punch you in the face, kick you in the dick, grab the gun then ask you if you like it up in the ass.
• GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Addiction.

   

  Gang Survey
• Have you ever at any point been involved in a GTAF gang unofficial or official?

  (If Not whytf are you answering this?): Yup, both official and unofficial.

• Around when did you first join your first gang, did you post around first or immediatly post a Free Agent Topic? I don't remember when but I was the Co-Leader of the Dominican Mob.
• How many gangs have you been in, which ones?: The Dominican Mob, Zaibatsu, Bianco Crime Famiglia, The Firm.
• Have you ever started or lead a gang at any point?: I was the Leader of the DM but gave my leadership away and the gang went to sh*t. Not too long ago, I started The Firm.
• Around what era and time would you say the gang scene was the most fun or involved for you? So far? The time I've been in the BCF. Kinda stupid of me that I left them. Then, my time in the Z is great.
• In the time you were involved did you ever find yourself in any kind of gang rivalries or "wars"? Haha yeah, while I was in the BCF.
• Which rival gang member (if any) was your greatest challenge or annoyance?: Ugh. Right now, there are some guys in the Connection that annoy the sh*t out of me. Then there used to be the Ivanovs, they're less annoying now though.
• Being perfectly honest did you ever find yourself at the losing end of a argument involving a gang dispute? Of course. Everyone wants to be a smartass here and then but in the end, he is nothing but an idiot.
• Being reasonably non-biased, did you ever feel like you "pwned" someone in a dispute? (feel free to pull quotes if you have them on hand) I'm not into the mood of searching right now, but yeah, I kinda did a few times.
• Which Gang-member past or present do you feel is/was..

  *multiple answers are fine.

  1. The best natural leader: Don Bianco
  2. The best 2nd in command: Tommy.
  3. The best soldier: Too many to list.
  4. The most charismatic:I'm tired, I'll edit this post tomorrow.
  5. The most humorous:
  6. The most well spoken:
  7. The most arrogant:
  8. The most irratating:
  9. The most aggresive:
  10. The most In-the-know:
  11. The wierdest/original:
  12. The most generic:
  13. The most controversial:
  14. Biggest Drama Queen:
  15. Most Helpful inside the PGC:
  16. Most Helpful outside the PGC:
  17. Biggest Spammer:
  18. Most Respected Veteran:
  19. Most Respected Newcomer:
  20. Best Survivor:
  21. Most Improved:
  22. Most fallen-from-grace:
  23. Best Kept Secret:
  24. Most trustworthy:
  25. Most Untrustworthy:
  26. Most Ambitious:

Which gang past/present, official or unofficial:

1. Was your favorite: Bianco Crime Famiglia
2. Is your favorite: The Firm
3. Was your least favorite: Damned MC
4. Is your least favorite: Damned MC
5. Was/is the most influencial: Zaibatsu
6. Was/is the most innovative: Salmon
7. Was/is the most controversial: Dunno.
8. Was/is the most fun: Precinct
9. Was/is the most active: AoD
10. Had/has the best front page: AoD
11. Had/has the best sigs & support tags: The Firm
12. Had/has the most original theme: No idea. Zaibatsu, I guess.
13. Had/has the most poorly concieved theme: No idea.
14. Had/has the best members: Zaibatsu, The Firm, Bianco Crime Famiglia
15. Had/has the poorest members: Ivanovs

What rule being currently enforced would you like to see removed or downgraded on severity of penalty for violation?: Make every gang post whatever the f*ck they want.What rule being currently enforced would you like to see become stricter?: Ban more idiots.When the PGC originally formed it was based on the premise that eventually

online clans based on a GTA online came that would supposedly come out some time

in the near futute. A few years after the fact with no commercially endorsed online

MMORPG in sight have PGC "gangs" lost their over-all relevance to gtaforums.com? No, I guess.

If the day should arrive soon that we do in fact get a Rockstar endorsed

online GTA game do you think that would effect the PGC in a positive or negative fashion?: Of course it'd be positive. Not only to the PGC, but for the whole community.

The original tone of the PGC was very agressive and mired in subterfuge,

a general attitude of questioning authority and being competive and suspicious

of outsiders. Presently, it is a decidedly "safer" place with most gangs

getting along and most factions "behaving" under an increased admin presence.

Which do you prefer and for what reasons. Honestly, I don't give a sh*t.

Who would you like to see go official in the next gang race? Who would you like to see ousted? It's prefect as it is now.What if any new developments or ideals implemented would you like to see in the PGC's future. - What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I've been trough more sh*t than some people may think.

[Los Santos Pedestrian]

 

1. Forum Name: Los Santos Pedestrian
2. Real-life Name: Shane
3. Real-life Location: Vermont
4. Age in Years: 12 (I know, I'm a minor. Sue me)
5. Star Sign: uhh, gotta find that out
6. Weak Point: Cinnamon-covered food
7. Favourite Colour: Blue
8. Favourite Number: 9
9. Most commonly used expletive: Probably f*ck
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Not yet, but probably some weed in the future
11. Car or bus?: There's no buses in my town, so cars.
12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism, because 'dem damn commies dun make missiles in m'backyard, ya hear?
13. All work and no play...: Too young to work
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None, yet. I'll probably get caught smoking some pot
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Hell naw
16. Have you ever:
17. 1. shoplifted?

no 2. sped? too young to drive3. committed acts of vandalism? probably4. murdered? hell no5. committed acts of terrorism?: noDo you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: no and idkAre you an internet user or abuser?: abuserHow many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: NineWhat is your most frequent typo?: Spelling weird as wierdHow would you describe your social position?: i don't know what this is, but I'm singleHow would you describe your life?: a bit challenging because of my autismHow would you describe yourself?: very intelligent, but lacking in some areasWhy do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: because I want some gta v info godammitHow would you describe spam?: Zee, Slamman and Cole Phelps Gta.How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): God, is it over yet?

there it's done go away

[HOTMILFDAD]

I might as well do this

 

1. Forum Name: Nigel xD
2. Real-life Name: Nigel Silva
3. Real-life Location: New Jersey
4. Age in Years: 19
5. Star Sign: Virgo
6. Weak Point: P3N1S
7. Favourite Colour: Blue
8. Favourite Number: 50
9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: None
11. Car or bus?: Car
12. Capitalism or Communism?:
13. All work and no play...: I hate retail. f*cking hate it.
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: No time.
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I am not.
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
    2. 2. sped? Of course
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? I did donuts in a parking lot once.
    4. 4. murdered? Nope
    5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: Nope

    •Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: None

    •Are you an internet user or abuser?: (ab)user

    •How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Too many.

    •What is your most frequent typo?: Diareeah (see?)

    •How would you describe your social position?: Awesome

    •How would you describe your life?: Awesome

    •How would you describe yourself?: Awesome

    •Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I keep checking for GTA V news tbh.

    •How would you describe spam?: Disgustingly yummy

    •How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): I've done better

[DEALUX]

Alright. It's late and I have nothing else better to do, so here it goes:

1. Forum Name: _____
2. Real-life Name: Cristian
3. Real-life Location: Romania
4. Age in Years: 18
5. Star Sign: People who judge others based on signs should get their head examined.
6. Weak Point: Women
7. Favourite Colour: Blue
8. Favourite Number: Don't have one.
9. Most commonly used expletive: What the f*ck? (that's the expletive)
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Alcohol, coffee.
11. Car or bus?: Car
12. Capitalism or Communism?: Anarchism
13. All work and no play...: I didn't get the reference at first, but I did see the movie TWICE!
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None.
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: No.
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Once as a kid.
    2. 2. sped? I don't have a license.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes.
    4. 4. murdered? No.
    5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: No.

    •Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: No.

    •Are you an internet user or abuser?: I spend hours everyday on it, what do you think?

    •How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Many.

    •What is your most frequent typo?: I usually check things multiple times so I don't really make typos.

    •How would you describe your social position?: Kinda bad.

    •How would you describe your life?: Kinda sh*t.

    •How would you describe yourself?: A guy trying to make sense of life.

    •Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: They have good people here.

    •How would you describe spam?: Annoying.

    •How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): A bit straightforward but I answered honestly.

     

    Bonus Questions:

• Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural?

  Aliens are likely to exist due to evolution. I don't believe in the super-natural.

   

• Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)

  Why? You don't have any admin girls?

   

• Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?

  I haven't done in it 4 years.

   

• How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).

  I'm not scared of death (usually).

   

• GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?

  None really, I'm not that active. Only my best friend knows about my activity on forums, he's fine with it.

   

• What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share?

I don't like giving advice, but if you ever want to talk you can contact me anytime.

1. Gamer Tag(s): I only have Steam but I don't play online games.
2. Current Consoles/PC Specs: I own a sh*tty PC and two C64s.
3. Games Beaten/Completed Approx.: Under 100.
4. Past Consoles Owned/ Favorite Titles for those Consoles: NES (clone). I liked Contra, Ninja Gaiden etc.
5. Console vs. PC Gaming?: PC for freedom.
6. Favorite Action/Adventure Game: GTA III
7. Favorite Sports Game: I don't like any.
8. Favorite First Person Shooter: Far Cry or Quake 2
9. Favorite SIMulation Game: Don't like any.
10. Favorite Raceing Game: NFS series.
11. Favorite Puzzle Game: None.
12. Favorite Fighting Game: None.
13. Favorite Survival Horror Game: Penumbra series.
14. Favorite Movie Based Game: Scarface: The World Is Yours is pretty much the only one I liked.
15. Favorite Gameing Franchise: GTA
16. Favorite Game Icon: Claude Speed or Agent 47
17. Favorite Game Babe: None.
18. Favorite Console Controller: None.
19. Favorite Role Playing Game: I don't like RPGs, not really.

    1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games? Better graphics.

    2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game? Can't think of anything.

    3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present? Games are getting shorter and more about multiplayer.

    4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue. Realism.

    5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player? See the previous answer.

Edited January 8, 2012 by _____

[Satourn]

Gonna fill it up again.

Forum Name: SatournFanReal-life Name: Sergey Real-life Location: Russia Age in Years: 14 Star Sign: Aquarius Weak Point: Angriness Favourite Colour: Black Favourite Number: 7 Most commonly used expletive: damn Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: no, no, no Car or bus?: Bus Capitalism or Communism?: Communism All work and no play...: is sh*t How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 0 sec Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: no Have you ever:1. shoplifted? no2. sped? no3. committed acts of vandalism? no 4. murdered? no 5. committed acts of terrorism?: no Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: no Are you an internet user or abuser?: user How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 5 What is your most frequent typo?: dunno How would you describe your social position?: child How would you describe your life?: sh*t How would you describe yourself?: child Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: because of lulz How would you describe spam?: spam How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): coolBonus Questions: Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? no Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) lol, no oneSexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? not activeHow would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head) omg, you're gonna go to jail GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? dunno What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I'm not an idiot

 

GTAF MOD or ADMIN: GirishFAMOUS PERSON(REAL OR FICTIONAL): Rowen AtkinsonLOCATION: RussiaNOUN: hairADJECTIVE: black PLURAL NOUN: scissorsPLURAL NOUN: trousersMEDIA SOURCE: DiscoveryGTAF MEMBER: miromiroVERB (action tense): to flyLOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL): Tri-StatePLURAL NOUN: leversMAJOR CRIME/SIN: murderMINOR CRIME/SIN: shopliftPLURAL NOUN: skyscrapersLOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL): USAVERB (ACTION TENSE): to goNOUN: yokeNOUN: warBODY PART: torso TRANSPORTATION: car NOUN: horsePLURAL NOUN: jawsADJECTIVE: redPLURAL NOUN: omg, stopPLURAL NOUN: -TIME INCREMENT: -NOUN: officerNOUN: houseVERB: to makeNOUN: GodVERB (PAST TENSE): madePLURAL NOUN: -GTAF MOD or ADMIN(REPEAT #1): GirishFAMOUS PERSON(REPEAT #2): Rowen AtkinsonNOUN: sh*tRANDOM EXCLAMATION!: sh*t

1. Gamer Tag(s): none
2. Current Consoles/PC Specs: dunno
3. Games Beaten/Completed Approx.: Mario, SA
4. Past Consoles Owned/ Favorite Titles for those Consoles: none
5. Console vs. PC Gaming?: PC
6. Favorite Action/Adventure Game: GTA
7. Favorite Sports Game: PES
8. Favorite First Person Shooter: CS
9. Favorite SIMulation Game: Sims
10. Favorite Raceing Game: NFS
11. Favorite Puzzle Game: Puzzles
12. Favorite Fighting Game: Mortal Combat
13. Favorite Survival Horror Game: none
14. Favorite Movie Based Game: dunno
15. Favorite Gameing Franchise: Assasin's Creed
16. Favorite Game Icon: GTA
17. Favorite Game Babe: dunno
18. Favorite Console Controller: PC
19. Favorite Role Playing Game: None

    1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games? Fighting in Mario

    2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game? dunno

    3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present? dunno

    4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue. dunno

    5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player? dunno

[Victorian_Gangster]

 

1. Forum Name: Victorian_Gangster

2. Real-life Name: Gerald Weslyn III

Real-life Location: London

Age in Years: 38

Star Sign: Capricorn

Weak Point: Mine joints suffer from sporadic bouts of arthritis and have surely seen their best days

Favourite Colour: The River Thames shines a splendid hue of bluish green upon the first slivers of dawn

Favourite Number: 1838...yes, twas a fine year

Most commonly used expletive: wench...forgive mine uncouth slip of tongue

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: I have been known to imbibe upon mine fair share of Absinthe in mine more effervescent years

Car or bus?: I know not of these contraptions. I have been known to entertain mine fair share of maidens in mine carriage upon a moon

Capitalism or Communism?: I waste not my precious hours on the trivialities of Parliament good sir

All work and no play...: would be the panacea for the plague of rapscallions accumulating in our fine streets

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: I did once find mineself confined to the stockades following a bout of fisticuffs with an unruly knave after exiting a rousing performance at the theatre. My gaoler was of course upon a mind to treat a gentlemen of mine standing with the proper esteem

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Thine inquiries grow ever intimate. Do not attempt to rise above thine station good sir

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted? If mine memory does not fail me, I may have absconded with a prime cut of mutton in one of mine bouts of inebriation

2. sped? I have been of a nature to spur mine steeds past a mere trot 3. committed acts of vandalism? Dost thou confuse me for an unmannered brute. Choose thine words wisely good sir4. murdered? There has been occasion for the defense of mine honor in a duel. My presence before thee is answer enough for thine inquiry5. committed acts of terrorism?: I once donned the guise of a creature of the macabre at a masquerade party in West London. Needless to say I terrorized many a maiden Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Repeating mineself is a frivolous practice which I rarely have found cause for good sirAre you an internet user or abuser?: Everything in moderation as the fine gentlemen of the clergy dost oft sermonizeHow many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: I know not of this blasphemous witchcraft! A pox on you practitioners of such occultWhat is your most frequent typo?: I have been known to confuse "the" for "thee" when imbibing upon the choicest brandiesHow would you describe your social position?: Transcendent to the company amongst which I now find myselfHow would you describe your life?: Such ponderings are beneath me kind sir. I suggest thou consult Nietzsche if thou desire to prattle on such frivolities How would you describe yourself?: Thou seeks narcissim from the wrong source sir.Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: This marks mine inaugural visit to these...forums as you call them. I'm of a mind to make it mine last How would you describe spam?: The incessant prattling of DickensHow would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Quite the tedious exercise of mine patience

 

Edited January 11, 2012 by Victorian_Gangster

[SirJizzums]

 

1. Forum Name: SirJizzums, but call me Jizzy!
2. Real-life Name: James!
3. Real-life Location: Blackburn, England.
4. Age in Years: 20.
5. Star Sign: Leo.
6. Weak Point: My knees, oh wait... Uh, boobs?
7. Favourite Colour: Purple.
8. Favourite Number: Don't have one to be honest.
9. Most commonly used expletive: *Shrugs* Who cares?
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Don't drink that often, smoke weed every week. Nothing else. I'm just a pot head who very occasionally drinks also. (Mostly in Summer and December)
11. Car or bus?: Neither, I r walk.
12. Capitalism or Communism?: I follow the Force.
13. All work and no play...: makes Jizzy want to go on a rampage.
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Too long.
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Yes, for being so sexy... *cough*
16. Have you ever:
17. 1. shoplifted?

Yep, got caught. I was a kid. I ran away and never did it again. Foolish boy I was.2. sped? Nope!3. committed acts of vandalism? Of course, who doesn't?...4. murdered? Only in video game worlds.5. committed acts of terrorism?: Nawwww mon. Too peaceful to be doing that yo!Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Of course! But acting on them is a totally different moral. To me anyway...Are you an internet user or abuser?: Abuser. I spend too much time on it, I've spent MONTHS finding a good forum, think you guys may fit the bill.How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Five.What is your most frequent typo?: I cannot remember, I'm dyslexic so I make them often. So expect a few my posts to get a few edits. How would you describe your social position?: I have great friends, but I'm not a real people person. I try, but fail. How would you describe your life?: There is no way of putting it without it sounding like whiney bullcrap. Broke, made mistakes. Learning to be better. I will get there. How would you describe yourself?: Not a great talker, I have a slight stutter from times and my punctuation isn't great. I prefair web-based talk. Although I still maintain a normal social life. I'm friendly and easy going. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I need a active forum community, I'm a big GTA fan and use to be a big forum whore on MyResistance.net (PS3 game). I was pretty popular I guess. I just need a new forum to call home, I do Moderate my clans forum but my clan prefair to use XBL to talk. I'm trying to get them to use my forum, but it's still dead. So I'm hoping everyone here welcomes me to be apart of this place!How would you describe spam?: Bland and boring. I prefair a sammich...

 

Short, inane posts that consist of no discussion worthy topics or go nowhere...?

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Needs more boobs

[PEKA]

>Age in Years: 14

>Age in Years: 14

>Age in Years: 12

f*ck website for children

 

PEINS

Forum Name: PENISReal-life Name: PEINS Real-life Location: PEINS Age in Years: PEINS Star Sign: PEINS Weak Point: PEINS Favourite Colour: PEINS Favourite Number: PEINS Most commonly used expletive: PEINS Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: PEINS Car or bus?: PEINS Capitalism or Communism?: PEINS All work and no play...: PEINS How much time have you spent incarcerated?: PEINS Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: PEINS Have you ever:

1. 1. shoplifted? PEINS

2. sped? PEINS3. committed acts of vandalism? PEINS 4. murdered? PEINS 5. committed acts of terrorism?: PEINS

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[Ex Hellraiser]

 

1. Forum Name: fatal1ty619

Real-life Name: Dylan

Real-life Location: Ohio

Age in Years: 15

Star Sign: dunno what thiis means

Weak Point:

Favourite Colour: Black

Favourite Number: umm don't really have one

Most commonly used expletive: dammit

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: none

Car or bus?: car

Capitalism or Communism?: neither

All work and no play...: makes me better for the future

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 15 years locked up with parents

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: no

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?

nothing valuble2. sped? only to piss off my parents3. committed acts of vandalism? no4. murdered? no5. committed acts of terrorism?: ahhhahhh boom...Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: not reallyAre you an internet user or abuser?: userHow many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 4What is your most frequent typo?: things like calp/clap fell/feel switching lettersHow would you describe your social position?: forever alone... jkHow would you describe your life?: work, eat, sleep, school, xbox, rinse, repeatHow would you describe yourself?: Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: GTA V and The LoungeHow would you describe spam?: BUY THIZ, LOOK HEREZ, YOU JUST READ THIZ, DON'T STOP NOW!How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): no one wants to stalk me

[4 Bagger]

 

1. Forum Name: 4 Bagger

Real-life Name: Nathan

Real-life Location: Manchester, UK

Age in Years: 16

Star Sign: Scorpio

Weak Point: Meh, not sure.

Favourite Colour: Orange

Favourite Number: 36

Most commonly used expletive: "What the f*ck"

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Never taken drugs. Don't think I would ever want to.

Car or bus?: Cars. Buses smell like p*ss.

Capitalism or Communism?: Probably capitalism?

All work and no play...: I guess so.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None.

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nope...

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?

Nope2. sped? Too young to drive3. committed acts of vandalism? I guess so4. murdered? Excluding flies....5. committed acts of terrorism?: No.Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Meh probably not.Are you an internet user or abuser?: Both.How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: NineWhat is your most frequent typo?: Spelling "realize" as "relize".How would you describe your social position?: Pretty good'How would you describe your life?: What kinda question is this?How would you describe yourself?: Good common sense, good at reading people.Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Funny place to visit, also want info on GTA V asap.How would you describe spam?: People who start a new topic everyday about random bullsh*t.How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Pretty crap considering nobody will actually look at it properly.

[Toppers]

 

1. Forum Name: Toppers

Real-life Name: Whatever you want it to be, lover man

Real-life Location: England

Age in Years: Somewhere between 16 and 21

Star Sign: Leo

Weak Point: My genitalia

Favourite Colour: Red

Favourite Number: 2, 6 or 8

Most commonly used expletive: f*ck

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Cocaine in the past, weed occasionally, tobacco and alcohol regularly

Car or bus?: Both

Capitalism or Communism?: None

All work and no play...: Makes Toppers a dull boy

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Zilch

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Not currently

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?

Yes2. sped? Nope3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes4. murdered? Countless times5. committed acts of terrorism?: Now and thenDo you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: I think about my victims regularlyAre you an internet user or abuser?: Internet userHow many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: A fewWhat is your most frequent typo?: No clueHow would you describe your social position?: Working classHow would you describe your life?: A tale of corruption, greed and edge of your seat actionHow would you describe yourself?: SexyWhy do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Who knows?How would you describe spam?: Some ugly looking stuff that comes in a tinHow would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Sexy Edited February 25, 2012 by Toppers

[S2580]

 

1. Forum Name: S2580

Real-life Name: Stephen

Real-life Location: Ireland

Age in Years: 18

Star Sign: Gemini

Weak Point: I'm too nice

Favourite Colour: Green

Favourite Number: 6

Most commonly used expletive: f*ck

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Yes

Car or bus?: Car

Capitalism or Communism?: Communism

All work and no play...: Yes

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 0

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nope

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?

No2. sped? Yes3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes4. murdered? 5. committed acts of terrorism?: NopeDo you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: MaybeAre you an internet user or abuser?: UserHow many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 4What is your most frequent typo?: no e in THE How would you describe your social position?: quite good, maybe a litlle shyHow would you describe your life?: Not too badHow would you describe yourself?: Funny (i think)Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: For V news, so i'll be logging on foreverHow would you describe spam?: Hate it with a passion How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Grand

[RearNaked]

 

1. Forum Name: RearNaked

Real-life Name: Jordan

Real-life Location: Scotland

Age in Years: 20

Star Sign: Pices

Weak Point: Struggle to contain emotion.

Favourite Colour: Nonein particular.

Favourite Number: I choose 19 or 25 if forced.

Most commonly used expletive: f*ck.

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Yes, no, maybe.

Car or bus?: I prefer car, but I take the bus to work.

Capitalism or Communism?: Neither.

All work and no play...: More work than play.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None.

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Not unless she remembers that I spiked her drink.

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?

Once by accident when I was young. Considered it a few times to save time.2. sped? I can't drive.3. committed acts of vandalism? Set fire to a few things, spray painted a few things, peed in the street, etc. Nothing major.4. murdered? A few spiders, yes.5. committed acts of terrorism?: No. I've never forced anyone to do anything under the threat of violence.Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Not frequently.Are you an internet user or abuser?: Haven't given it much thought.How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 3.What is your most frequent typo?: If I knew what it was it wouldn't happen.How would you describe your social position?: Fairly well respected by my peers.How would you describe your life?: A small, boring and stressful circle.How would you describe yourself?: A little anti-social.Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: First time.How would you describe spam?: Something that gives forum moderators purpose.How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Fairly fun.

[vertical limit]

 

1. Forum Name: Vertical Limit
2. Real-life Name: Candy Suxxx
3. Real-life Location: London, UK
4. Age: Legal
5. Star Sign: Leo
6. Weak Point: Boobs and Food
7. Favourite Colour: blue
8. Favourite Number: 0
9. Most commonly used expletive: nigga please
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: possibly ecstasy in the future
11. Car or bus?: train and bus
12. Capitalism or Communism?: Facism
13. All work and no play...: makes me very rich and successful
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: nope
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:Nop
16. Have you ever:
17. 1. shoplifted? Yes

2. sped? Yes 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes 4. murdered? No 5. committed acts of terrorism?: noDo you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: terrorism and murder Are you an internet user or abuser?:[ both/b] How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 7 What is your most frequent typo?: necessary How would you describe your social position?: good enough How would you describe your life?: full of joy and happiness How would you describe yourself?: funny Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: why not How would you describe spam?: who wouldn't want a 13 inch cock How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): meh

Bonus Questions:

• Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? Nope
• Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) cidamelo
• Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Between random and often
• How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). Blah blah blah blah blah blah
• GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? I don't.
• What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I have twisted thoughts.

GTAF MOD or ADMIN: STMFAMOUS PERSON(REAL OR FICTIONAL): Ari GoldLOCATION: Mexico NOUN: duvet ADJECTIVE: longPLURAL NOUN: dogsPLURAL NOUN: catsMEDIA SOURCE: yahooGTAF MEMBER: matiVERB (action tense): strikeLOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL): Atlantic CityPLURAL NOUN: chairsMAJOR CRIME/SIN:  adultery MINOR CRIME/SIN: pornoPLURAL NOUN: buttonsLOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL): starfish islandVERB (ACTION TENSE): f*ckNOUN: carNOUN: tamponBODY PART: vaginaTRANSPORTATION: jet packNOUN: metalPLURAL NOUN: watchesADJECTIVE: thickPLURAL NOUN: micePLURAL NOUN: sh*tsNOUN: shirtNOUN: lingerie VERB: humpNOUN: tableVERB (PAST TENSE): pukedPLURAL NOUN: jacketsGTAF MOD or ADMIN(REPEAT #1): STM FAMOUS PERSON(REPEAT #2): Ari gold NOUN: hoseRANDOM EXCLAMATION!: ALAS

 

 

 

 

1. Gamer Tag(s): saidzanati
2. Current Consoles/PC Specs: Xbox 360 S - i5, gtx 550 to 1gb, 4gb, 1tb, 650watts
3. Games Beaten/Completed Approx.: 40-50
4. Past Consoles Owned/ Favorite Titles for those Consoles: PS2 and PS1 - GTA SA and Driver 2, respectively
5. Console vs. PC Gaming?: both
6. Favorite Action/Adventure Game: GTA
7. Favorite Sports Game: PES
8. Favorite First Person Shooter: BF3
9. Favorite SIMulation Game: MS Flight Simulation
10. Favorite Raceing Game: NFS
11. Favorite Puzzle Game: portal
12. Favorite Fighting Game:tekken
13. Favorite Survival Horror Game: dead island
14. Favorite Movie Based Game: ?
15. Favorite Gameing Franchise: Grand Theft Auto
16. Favorite Game Icon: Messi and CJ
17. Favorite Game Babe: Misty
18. Favorite Console Controller: Xbox
19. Favorite Role Playing Game: skyrim

    1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games?graphical update

    2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game? Professional Robbery

    3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present?

    Too many simulators

    4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue. Open World

    5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player? PCs

Edited March 19, 2012 by vertical limit

[Vega LVI]

General Questions:

1. Forum Name: StoneHead37
2. Real-life Name: Eric
3. Real-life Location: Manhattan, New York, USA
4. Age in Years: 24
5. Star Sign: Virgo
6. Weak Point: I loose my temper too easily.
7. Favourite Colour: Black and red are my colours, if I had to pick.
8. Favourite Number: 7
9. Most commonly used expletive: Both f*ck and sh*t.
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Yes in the past, no in the present, no (well, hopefully not) in the future.
11. Car or bus?: I prefer a car, but I use the bus to get to university.
12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism
13. All work and no play...: 75% work and 25% play.
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: I've never spent a second inside a prison.
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I'm too busy studying to commit a crime.
16. Have you ever:
17. 1. shoplifted?

Not that I recall.2. sped? Of course, who hasn't?3. committed acts of vandalism? Does writing my name on the chalkboard without permission count?4. murdered? There was that ant on the sidewalk...5. committed acts of terrorism?: Definitely not.Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Murder upon my statistics professor. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Nowadays, who isn't an Internet abuser?How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Four; laptop, portable TV, MP3 and cell phone.What is your most frequent typo?: I don't think I really have one.How would you describe your social position?: I'm not the most popular, but people know my name.How would you describe your life?: A never-ending sh*tstorm, but I'm hoping it into never-ending perfection.How would you describe yourself?: I'm intelligent and independent, as well as very shy with a wild side.Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: GTA is a great topic of discussion.How would you describe spam?: Pointless and ridiculous.How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): A real doozie.

Bonus Questions:

• Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? Not entirely, but I won't be surprised if they exist.
• Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) None.
• Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Regularly enough.
• How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head) An astonishing breakthrough in surveying technology.
• GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? It's really simple; I don't and won't.
• What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I had a life-threatening health issue, but no longer.

[Nancy]

 

1. Forum Name: Nancy

Real-life Name: Nancy

Real-life Location: Minneapolis, MN

Age in Years: 24

Star Sign: Aries

Weak Point: I tend to bottle up my feelings too often.

Favourite Colour: pink

Favourite Number: 10

Most commonly used expletive: N/A

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Never have and never will.

Car or bus?: bus

Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism

All work and no play...: A like a balanced mixture of each.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: No time spent in prison.

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Not yet.

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?

Maybe a bottle of water, but nothing major.2. sped? Ticketed just the other day for speeding.3. committed acts of vandalism? Can't say I have.4. murdered? Only in GTA.5. committed acts of terrorism?: Nope.Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: None whatsoever.Are you an internet user or abuser?: An abuser, but aren't we all?How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: two What is your most frequent typo?: N/AHow would you describe your social position?: Well-known, but not Miss Universe.How would you describe your life?: Fine, but it could be better; looking to make some changes.How would you describe yourself?: Quiet and to myself.Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Just registered today.How would you describe spam?: A letdown.How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Fun; well somewhat. Edited March 24, 2012 by Nancy

[HydraulicWaRiOr]

 

1. Forum Name: HydraulicWaRiOr
2. Real-life Name: Rusty Shackleford(KOTH Reference)
3. Real-life Location: Los Angeles
4. Age in Years: 19
5. Star Sign: Taurus
6. Weak Point: Weenus
7. Favourite Colour: Indigo
8. Favourite Number: 7
9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: All 3 baby
11. Car or bus?: Airplane
12. Capitalism or Communism?: Social Democracy
13. All work and no play...: makes HydraulicWaRiOr something something
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: I don't know. Arkham doesn't have a calendar
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Secret Service, long-term streaking, about 2 years now and counting
16. Have you ever:
17. 1. shoplifted? Yup

2. sped? No.3. committed acts of vandalism? Hell Yeah 4. murdered? Check my floorboards and you'll find the Tell-tale Heart 5. committed acts of terrorism?: All for my AllahDo you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: All of them, except speeding, speeding is wrong. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Abuser How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Maybe like 5 What is your most frequent typo?: I'm Not suer How would you describe your social position?: Douchebag/Hipster How would you describe your life? Follow the yellow-brick road How would you describe yourself?: The Juggernaut...bitch Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Because it entertains me. How would you describe spam?: Anything that doesn't relate to a topic. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Cool Story Bro.

 

 

Bonus Questions:

• Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? Seems plausible
• Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) I don't even think I would do that if I was drunk
• Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Meh. In and Out at times
• How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). sh*tty, and I dare you to pull the trigger
• GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Guilty pleasure. Hey guys, I'm a forum user, deal with it, bitches.
• What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I'm a unicorn.

[supreme]

[Gtaghost22]

 

General Questions:

1. Forum Name: Gtaghost22

Real-life Name:-

Real-life Location: England

Age in Years: 18

Star Sign: i dont care about this sh*t

Weak Point: I get angry quite easily.

Favourite Colour: Red

Favourite Number: 22

Most commonly used expletive: f*ck

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Never did, Never will

Car or bus?: Car

Capitalism or Communism?:-

All work and no play...: f*ck no.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Never

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: No.

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?

No.2. sped? No.3. committed acts of vandalism? No.4. murdered? Hell No.5. committed acts of terrorism?: No.Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Murdering, racist people.Are you an internet user or abuser?: AbuserHow many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 4: Computer ,TV, PS3 and cell phone.What is your most frequent typo?: I don't think I have oneHow would you describe your social position?: I play for my town's local football team.How would you describe your life?: NormalHow would you describe yourself?: NiceWhy do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Best forum Ever!How would you describe spam?: PointlessHow would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): interestingBonus Questions:

• Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? No.

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) cidamelo

Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Often.

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head) *Roundhouse kicks you in the face*

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? I don't, they know i post here but they don't care, some of them have accounts here so..

What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? Nothing really..

Edited September 26, 2012 by Gtaghost22

[Eagles]

 

1. Forum Name: Eagles;
2. Real-life Name: Rodolfo;
3. Real-life Location: Curitiba, Paraná, Brazil;
4. Age in Years: 17;
5. Star Sign: Scorpion;
6. Weak Point: Too lazy to go out;
7. Favourite Colour: Green;
8. Favourite Number: 7;
9. Most commonly used expletive: idk, f*ck?
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Why it's so common nowadays? I'll never understand it. No. Never did and never will;
11. Car or bus?: Car;
12. Capitalism or Communism?: erm, capitalism;
13. All work and no play...: play while working;
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 17 and counting;
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I don't think so;
16. Have you ever:
17. 1. shoplifted?

yes, just some candies;2. sped? kart races count? No;3. committed acts of vandalism? rob the bathroom sign of my school to decorate my own bathroom is an act of vandalism? No, I don't think so;4. murdered? No;5. committed acts of terrorism?: dafuq bro, no;Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: of course, but only in my mind. Don't wanna end up in the jail;Are you an internet user or abuser?: both;How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 9;What is your most frequent typo?: though, thought & through;How would you describe your social position?: I hate fame. Only those who I care really know me;How would you describe your life?: cool and relaxed;How would you describe yourself?: cool and relaxed;Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: to talk with some cool people about pretty much every thing;How would you describe spam?: trying to advertise your own bullsh*t to people that don't give a f*ck about you and your product;How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): some pointless questions. Could be better.

Bonus Questions:

• Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural?: aliens must exist. There are a lot of things out there that we can't even imagine. Super-natural forces, maybe. Just some zombies;
• Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly... just maybe... like if you got drunk or something... switch teams for? (sexually): depends on the size lol jk
• Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?: I don't know, it mush be dead already;
• How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head): aliens will save me, mofo ;
• GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?: they do the same in a Tibia forum, so f*ck them;
• What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I hate my country.

[na89340qv0n34b09q340]

(I've done this before, but I feel like I've changed since then. Hope this isn't against some sort of rule. Also I'm bored.) - e: I liked it so nice I had to do it thrice! Got rid of old answers. (jul, 2013), (sep, 2014)

1. Forum Name: Joe Chip
2. Real-life Name: Allen
3. Real-life Location: Southern US.
4. Age in Years: 18
5. Star Sign: Taurus
6. Weak Point: Swayed really easily, also hate the human uterus, stick me in a vat of uteri and I'm blanked forever, in the bad way.
7. Favourite Colour: Blue's cool.
8. Favourite Number: 13 when'sa kid, always managed to be lucky/significant when I wanted it to.
9. Most commonly used expletive: Uop! (Oops and Oh!)
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: None, the one I could maybe be convinced to try is opium, but even that's got years of conditioning against it.
11. Car or bus?: I prefer walking. Driving is fun too, now that I do it.
12. Capitalism or Communism?: I side with socialists, but not the revolutionary kind.
13. All work and no play...:. >Being a wage slave.
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None yet.
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Possible, but they know where to find me, so prolly not.
16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? From the Lego store at Disney. They don't have guards, and it's so easy to slip a few lego dudes from the bin in a hoodie pocket. Otherwise no, had a bad experience with exit triggers when'sa kid.
    2. 2. sped? How can you not?
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Steak and Shake bathrooms, come at me Biglari.
    4. 4. murdered? Spec ops, nigga.
    5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: Spec ops, nigga.
17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Joey's been a naughty boy!
18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Recovering addict.
19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: What the f*ck is a gadget? I got my computer, a light, and a wire to display on the TV.
20. What is your most frequent typo?: "Dyncorp." Dine my ass core.
21. How would you describe your social position?: I have friendly faces in all kinds of places.
22. How would you describe your life?: I swear to god if my neighbor screams LUCY!!! one more time... Just go walk out to the street and get your dog. Assholes!
23. How would you describe yourself?: In this questionairre, right now anyway.
24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Habit. If there's a reason I don't know it.
25. How would you describe spam?: What is this, 2002? Get over it, it ain't a big deal.
26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Probably typed up by some south asian fa**ot who takes his internet pals too seriously. Are you south asian meta?

Bonus Questions:

• Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural?
  Yeah. Generally both. Easily swayed and all.
• Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) Sexually I don't play on a team. I'd f*ck a cute one if he/she wanted it.
• Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?
  Never. More satisfying things exist, you just have to look for 'em!
• How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).
  I made the mistake of typing questionnaire wrong too, thing is you did it twice. Shows how much love you have for the game, homie.
• GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?
  No friends will ever learn of this site. This place is full of lame-Os. It'd be like telling 'em I still sleep with my teddy bear.
• What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I've rewritten my answers to this thing like five times now. Not really useful info or interesting, just for later note.

Edited September 21, 2014 by Joe Chip

[ll rdny ll]

 

1. Forum Name: rodneythesavior
2. Real-life Name: Rodney
3. Real-life Location: Nevada
4. Age in Years: 22
5. Star Sign: Virgo
6. Weak Point: I get angry over stupid stuff, really easily.
7. Favourite Colour: Light Brown?
8. Favourite Number: 7
9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ggot
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Used to smoke a lot of Marijuana.
11. Car or bus?: Car
12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism
13. All work and no play...: ...makes Jack a very bitchy person.
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 14 days
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Not that I'm aware of
16. Have you ever:
17. 1. shoplifted?

Yes, when I was young I stole Pokemon Cards/toys and GBA games.2. sped? Yep3. committed acts of vandalism? Yep (who hasn't)4. murdered? No.5. committed acts of terrorism?: No.Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Not the ones I said 'No' to.Are you an internet user or abuser?: User.How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: about 10What is your most frequent typo?: 'Sould'How would you describe your social position?: Reluctant LonerHow would you describe your life?: Boring.How would you describe yourself?: Quiet, Quick Tempered, LameWhy do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: It started as a search for GTA V info, but now I just like it here.How would you describe spam?: Anything that doesn't relate to a specified subject.How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): short.

 

Bonus Questions:

• Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural?

  Yes, yes I do.

   

• Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)

  I'm sure you're all nice guys, but no thanks.

   

• Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?

  I've been with my fiance for 3 years, and we have a child, so... it's pretty random.

   

• How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).

  It's awright

   

• GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?

  I usually just tell them about all the silly sh*t I read about here.

   

• What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share?

  I write music, and I'm not ashamed to plug it anywhere I can.

Edited April 20, 2012 by rodneythesavior

[Johnix1]

 

1. Forum Name: Johnix1
2. Real-life Name: Женя (Zhenya)
3. Real-life Location: Novosibirsk, Russia
4. Age in Years: 20
5. Star Sign: Leo
6. Weak Point: stomach, unfortunately =\
7. Favourite Colour: Orange
8. Favourite Number: 127
9. Most commonly used expletive: бля (Blya === **ck)
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: nope
11. Car or bus?: well that depends of what for, if the only place you go is your job or school or whatever, then bus, otherwise - car
12. Capitalism or Communism?: capitalism (that's odd, considering I'm from Soviet Russia)
13. All work and no play...: play and relax before work
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: none
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I hope not
16. Have you ever:
17. 1. shoplifted? no

2. sped? no 3. committed acts of vandalism? no4. murdered? no5. committed acts of terrorism?: noDo you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: noAre you an internet user or abuser?: userHow many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 3 - phone, psp, cameraWhat is your most frequent typo?: you wouldn't understand =)How would you describe your social position?: bad, but I'm working on itHow would you describe your life?: it was nearly perfect until I took a scalpel to my stomach, and I wish that was just a stupid arrow-to-the-knee-jokeHow would you describe yourself?: fabulousWhy do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I'm kinda interested in GTA V newsHow would you describe spam?: annoying!How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): interesting

Bonus Questions:

• Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? not anymore
• Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) I don't even know admins here
• Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? random
• How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). DUDE CHILL CHILL!
• GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? I usually send them a link to some random post on this forum
• What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I really like my job =)

[Nebby]

 

1. Forum Name: Method.

2. Real-life Name: Benjamin.

Real-life Location: Utica, N.Y.

Age in Years: Sixteen.

Star Sign: Gemini.

Weak Point: Testical's - duh.

Favourite Colour: Orange.

Favourite Number: 69.

Most commonly used expletive: f*ck/f*cking.

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: I smoke a little ganja from time to time but I've only had a beer once and I don't feel like it was enough to make me interested in any more.

Car or bus?: Car.

Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism.

All work and no play...: Make's little Lulzey dull.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Uhm... I sat in the back of a slicktop for like five minute's once if that count's.

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: ?

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?

Yeah. Stole a candybar with my friend Chris.2. sped? No.3. committed acts of vandalism? Yep.4. murdered? No...5. committed acts of terrorism?: No.Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: N/A Are you an internet user or abuser?: Sadly - abuser.How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: A lot. What is your most frequent typo?: "Deffinitly". How would you describe your social position?: The ladie's love me, obviously. How would you describe your life?: Pretty easy... I don't go to school nor do I work so... How would you describe yourself?: Pretty relaxed... except for the part where you know, - I have chronic anxiety. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: A time waster, I guess. How would you describe spam?: Edible to a point. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Uh. Cheese, yo'.

 

[Pyrrhic]

gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=234994&view=findpost&p=1062050247 Edited December 18, 2012 by lzw3

[Pucchiac]

 

1. Forum Name: Alazone

2. Real-life Name: Jon

Real-life Location: Crestline, CA

Age in Years: 14

Star Sign: Cancer

Weak Point: Genitalia

Favourite Colour: Black & Red

Favourite Number:

Most commonly used expletive:

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Never

Car or bus?: Car

Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism

All work and no play...: Makes me incapable of answering stupid questions

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: No comment..

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?

No2. sped? No3. committed acts of vandalism? Hell yeah4. murdered? Nope5. committed acts of terrorism?: NoDo you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Are you an internet user or abuser?: Abuser and User How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Phone, Tablet, Computer, Xbox, and about 14 controllersWhat is your most frequent typo?: CowHow would you describe your social position?: SocialHow would you describe your life?: SocialHow would you describe yourself?: SocialWhy do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I find it the best way to kill timeHow would you describe spam?: Beautiful How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Absolutely unnecessary

[t0grul]

Edited March 3, 2013 by Togrul

[I am K]

 

1. Forum Name: K
2. Real-life Name: James
3. Real-life Location: Stoke
4. Age in Years: 19
5. Star Sign: Libra
6. Weak Point: physical strength and fitness
7. Favourite Colour: red and black (tied)
8. Favourite Number: 20
9. Most commonly used expletive: f*cking hell
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Morphine (midical reasons) / none / none (touch wood)
11. Car or bus?: bus, but partial to walking
12. Capitalism or Communism?: communism
13. All work and no play...: makes James into a serial killer
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: in prison none
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: no
16. Have you ever:
17. 1. shoplifted? no

2. sped? no3. committed acts of vandalism? no4. murdered? not to my knowledge 5. committed acts of terrorism?: noDo you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: no Are you an internet user or abuser?: userHow many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 5 What is your most frequent typo?: eb instead of beHow would you describe your social position?: studentHow would you describe your life?: crazyHow would you describe yourself?: crazyWhy do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: news on GTA V, III era guessing gamesHow would you describe spam?: tastyHow would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): tedious

 

Bonus Questions:

• Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? yes
• Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) no
• Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? dry spell (reason below)
• How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).tedious, then i would twist your wrist so you drop the gun, pick it up and shoot you, I may be weak but I can be fast
• GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? they do not know
• What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I would really like to tell a certain someone how I feel about them 9yes in that way)

1. Gamer Tag(s):
2. Current Consoles/PC Specs: PS3 slim 120 GB, HP ENVY
3. Games Beaten/Completed Approx.: 120 if i had to guess
4. Past Consoles Owned/ Favorite Titles for those Consoles: PS2/ GTA VC and GTA SA NES / super mario bros ps1 / tekken 3 and spyro
5. Console vs. PC Gaming?:console for most games, for rpgs like fallout PC
6. Favorite Action/Adventure Game: Uncharted 3
7. Favorite Sports Game: FIFA 12
8. Favorite First Person Shooter: Time Crisis 4 9rail shooter but in first person )
9. Favorite SIMulation Game: football manager (2011)
10. Favorite Raceing Game:not my thing but I like need for speed most wnated
11. Favorite Puzzle Game: not my thing
12. Favorite Fighting Game: tekken
13. Favorite Survival Horror Game: resistance (first one)
14. Favorite Movie Based Game: spiderman 2
15. Favorite Gameing Franchise: GTA
16. Favorite Game Icon: nathan drake
17. Favorite Game Babe: tali from mass effect
18. Favorite Console Controller: sony dualshock 3
19. Favorite Role Playing Game: fallout 3, new vegas and mass effect 2 tied

    1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games?

    2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game?

    3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present? CoD

    4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue.

    5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player? 2nd one, so on flalout they actually say the name i give my character. would be cool