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meta187

GTAF-Profiles: Know Your Neighbors

Recommended Posts

Mr Killer

  1. Forum Name:

 

Killer789.

Real-life Name:

 

Brendan.

Real-life Location:

 

Sydney, Australia.

Age in Years:

 

21.

Star Sign:

 

Pisces.

Weak Point:

 

Pickup Lines. confused.gif

Favourite Colour:

 

Yellow.

Favourite Number:

 

23.

Most commonly used expletive:

 

 

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:

 

No way.

Car or bus?:

 

Car.

Capitalism or Communism?:

 

Capitalism.

All work and no play...:

 

Play then work.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?:

 

3 nights.

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:

 

No.

Have you ever:1. shoplifted?

Yes.

2. sped?

Yes.

3. committed acts of vandalism?

Yes.

4. murdered?

No.

5. committed acts of terrorism?:No.

 

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:

Nope, don't wanna have to pay a fine again.

 

Are you an internet user or abuser?:

User.

 

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:

Around 3.

 

What is your most frequent typo?:

Fell (Feel)

 

How would you describe your social position?:

I find myself a social person.

 

How would you describe your life?:

Fun.

 

How would you describe yourself?:

Sexy.

 

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:

A question without notice gets an answer without thought.

 

How would you describe spam?:

A waste of space and time.

 

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):

A survey.

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Gotshadow

Forum Name: Big Vinny

 

 

Real-life Name: Tim

 

 

Real-life Location: Melbourne Australia

 

 

Age in Years: 18

 

 

Star Sign: Don't know.

 

 

Weak Point: Testicular Region

 

 

Favourite Colour: Red

 

 

Favourite Number: 7

 

 

Most commonly used expletive: F*ck

 

 

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Dope, that's all.

 

 

Car or bus?: Car

 

 

Capitalism or Communism?: Communism

 

 

All work and no play...: makes Vin go crazy. (Original, I know. tounge.gif)

 

 

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 0

 

 

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nope

 

 

Have you ever:1. shoplifted? Y2. sped? Y (Currently why I don't have my license.)3. committed acts of vandalism? Y4. murdered? N5. committed acts of terrorism?:N

 

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Shoplifting, if I don't have the money on me.

 

 

Are you an internet user or abuser?: Both

 

 

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 11

 

 

What is your most frequent typo?: Tommorow(sp?)

 

 

How would you describe your social position?: Medium. I like people that aren't f*ck tards, and people like me because I'm not a f*ck tard. (This is socially, don't forget. wink.gif)

 

 

How would you describe your life?: At the moment, not so great, but I'm getting there.

 

 

How would you describe yourself?: Good enough for my liking.

 

 

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: SSH, PGC and gaming forums.

 

 

How would you describe spam?: Lol.

 

 

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Good. Good work Meta, definately karma/pin worthy, I see at least one of those has been done. smile.gif

Bonus Questions:

  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gifYes.

     

     

  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) Admin: illy. Member: emily or Meta. inlove.gif

     

     

  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Dry Spell, for good reasons.

     

     

  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). Not as good as the first one. sad.gif

     

     

  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? I don't tell them, don't find a need to. I told my ex girlfriend, she didn't care really.

     

     

  • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? Nothing I want to share.
Gang Survey

 

 

Have you ever at any point been involved in a GTAF gang unofficial or official?

(If Not whytf are you answering this?): Yep

 

 

Around when did you first join your first gang, did you post around first or immediatly post a Free Agent Topic? Early 05'

 

 

 

How many gangs have you been in, which ones?: Numerous. Ranging from; The Guardians, the CFM, Sons of the Rebellion, Sindacco Crime Syndicate, Badfellas, and finally SSH. I think there were a few more here and there in there somewhere.

 

 

 

Have you ever started or lead a gang at any point?: Yep, Sindacco Crime Syndicate. Found it extremely boring.

 

 

 

Around what era and time would you say the gang scene was the most fun or involved for you? When I first came back, early 05'.

 

 

 

In the time you were involved did you ever find yourself in any kind of gang rivalries or "wars"? Umm, The Guardians versus System. dozingoff.gif

 

 

 

Which rival gang member (if any) was your greatest challenge or annoyance?: Kapone, when he was a dick.

 

 

 

Being perfectly honest did you ever find yourself at the losing end of a argument involving a gang dispute? Indeed. Kapone ruined me a fair lot in the "war".

 

 

 

Being reasonably non-biased, did you ever feel like you "pwned" someone in a dispute? (feel free to pull quotes if you have them on hand) Only a couple of noobs that tried out for Hoodiez. However, I do get it back.

 

 

 

Which Gang-member past or present do you feel is/was..

 

*multiple answers are fine.

 

  1. The best natural leader: Meta

     

  2. The best 2nd in command: Fuzz

     

  3. The best soldier: Kapone

     

  4. The most charismatic: Meta

     

  5. The most humorous: Haifaiv or Guy

     

  6. The most well spoken: Probably Meta again.

     

  7. The most arrogant: Antinark or IMU

     

  8. The most irratating: Antinark

     

  9. The most aggresive: YuckFou

     

  10. The most In-the-know: MmMs

     

  11. The wierdest/original: Enzyte

     

  12. The most generic: ?

     

  13. The most controversial: Antinark or REC.

     

  14. Biggest Drama Queen: Nark again.

     

  15. Most Helpful inside the PGC: Naomi

     

  16. Most Helpful outside the PGC: SWEETS or Fuzzy

     

  17. Biggest Spammer: CLC

     

  18. Most Respected Veteran: Gug

     

  19. Most Respected Newcomer: SWEETS

     

  20. Best Survivor: YeTi

     

  21. Most Improved: SWEETS

     

  22. Most fallen-from-grace: Vido

     

  23. Best Kept Secret: confused.gif

     

  24. Most trustworthy: Meta

     

  25. Most Untrustworthy: Me

     

  26. Most Ambitious: -

 

Which gang past/present, official or unofficial:
  1. Was your favorite: SSH

     

  2. Is your favorite: SSH

     

  3. Was your least favorite: Soultronik or Celery Family

     

  4. Is your least favorite: El Ej�rcito de Almas Base, no offence guys.

     

  5. Was/is the most influencial: SSH for being around so long.

     

  6. Was/is the most innovative: QvsQ

     

  7. Was/is the most controversial: Prop Inc?

     

  8. Was/is the most fun: TMT

     

  9. Was/is the most active: Zaibatsu

     

  10. Had/has the best front page: QvsQ

     

  11. Had/has the best sigs & support tags: CFM

     

  12. Had/has the most original theme: NYCC

     

  13. Had/has the most poorly concieved theme: El Ej�rcito de Almas Base

     

  14. Had/has the best members: SSH tounge.gif

     

  15. Had/has the poorest members: El Ej�rcito de Almas Base

 

What rule being currently enforced would you like to see removed or downgraded on severity of penalty for violation?: Spam

 

 

What rule being currently enforced would you like to see become stricter?: The minimum requirement to start a gang.

 

 

When the PGC originally formed it was based on the premise that eventually

online clans based on a GTA online came that would supposedly come out some time

in the near futute. A few years after the fact with no commercially endorsed online

MMORPG in sight have PGC "gangs" lost their over-all relevance to gtaforums.com?

 

 

If the day should arrive soon that we do in fact get a Rockstar endorsed

online GTA game do you think that would effect the PGC in a positive or negative fashion?: Positive, except the 'excitment' would last for about 2 months and then lose It's "coolness".

 

 

The original tone of the PGC was very agressive and mired in subterfuge,

a general attitude of questioning authority and being competive and suspicious

of outsiders. Presently, it is a decidedly "safer" place with most gangs

getting along and most factions "behaving" under an increased admin presence.

Which do you prefer and for what reasons. I prefer gangs having wars and being controversial, indeed.

 

 

Who would you like to see go official in the next gang race? Who would you like to see ousted? Bumped: QvsQ or Zaibatsu, Out: Feroci

 

 

What if any new developments or ideals implemented would you like to see in the PGC's future. Some competitions.

I hope I did this right. Again, good work Meta. smile.gif

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Slynke

 

  1. Forum Name: Slynke

     

     

  2. Real-life Name: Josh

     

     

  3. Real-life Location: Tampa Bay, FL

     

     

  4. Age in Years: 18

     

     

  5. Star Sign: Libra

     

     

  6. Weak Point: Legs/Thighs and a cute face

     

     

  7. Favourite Colour: Green

     

     

  8. Favourite Number: 17

     

     

  9. Most commonly used expletive: F*ck

     

     

  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: All of the above?

     

     

  11. Car or bus?: Car

     

     

  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism

     

     

  13. All work and no play...: Means more money to play with!

     

     

  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Does juvie count?

     

     

  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I hope not

     

     

  16. Have you ever:
  17. shoplifted?
Yessped? Yescommitted acts of vandalism? Yesmurdered? Dependscommitted acts of terrorism?: Nah

 

 

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Not really..

 

 

Are you an internet user or abuser?: Abuser

 

 

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 8 (I'm in class)

 

 

What is your most frequent typo?: ?

 

 

How would you describe your social position?: I'm the sh*t

 

 

How would you describe your life?: Pretty f*ckin' tight

 

 

How would you describe yourself?: Like I said, I'm the sh*t

 

 

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: OB..

 

 

How would you describe spam?: 85% of all posts by Slynke

 

 

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Pineapple-y? Meow.

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Naomi

Code sent.

updated to this point.

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meta187
Code sent.

updated to this point.

Thanks Nay, ammended. The :smiley: based key was brilliant but I kinda ran into a little um..

 

 

You have posted a message with more emoticons that this board allows. Please reduce the number of emoticons you've added to the message

 

I ran into a similar problem last month while doing the Year in Review article for the OTS seems they're being rationed out nowadays, so I went back to the standard (B)(G) based key.

 

 

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liesofsilence

  1. Forum Name:

DeRCT, but I got it changed like an hour ago to Direct!

 

 

Real-life Name:

Haly

 

Real-life Location:

Almelo, Overijssel, The Netherlands

 

Age in Years:

16

 

Star Sign:

I know what it is in Dutch but don't know the international name tounge.gif

 

 

Weak Point:

 

loads of things, too much to tell

 

 

Favourite Colour:

black and blue

 

Favourite Number:

1337

 

 

Most commonly used expletive:

f*ck, sh*t, kanker (cancer), kut (pussy, c*nt), tering, (another bad disease)

 

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:

I drink and smoke, but for the rest 0%. Maybe I will, not sure.

 

Car or bus?:

Car

 

Capitalism or Communism?:

Both have good and bad things

 

All work and no play...:

is damn boring

 

How much time have you spent incarcerated?:

in jail? not one minute. at school however, when I messed something up.. :|

 

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:

No, and not that I know of

 

Have you ever:1. shoplifted?

Took a sweet once, but no...

2. sped?

I have no car and no licence

3. committed acts of vandalism?

Yes, I demolished some things in the past but not really vandalism

4. murdered?

blink.gif

5. committed acts of terrorism?:I hate the whole sh*t about terror, it's being blown way out of proportion.

 

 

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:

Yes, terror. I don't want to blow anything up though. I just don't agree with the policy.

 

Are you an internet user or abuser?:

User

 

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:

PC, TV, Stereo, screen, loudspeaker

 

What is your most frequent typo?:

I dunno, I got loads.

 

How would you describe your social position?:

Awful

 

How would you describe your life?:

Boring

 

How would you describe yourself?:

Wierd boring boy

 

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:

I got hooked on the crack user posted image

 

How would you describe spam?:

Useless messages, advertising...

 

 

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):

Fun

 

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Forfit

 

  1. Forum Name: Forfit

     

     

  2. Real-life Name: Gordon

     

     

  3. Real-life Location: El Centro, California

     

     

  4. Age in Years: 17

     

     

  5. Star Sign: Virgo

     

     

  6. Weak Point: Communication skills

     

     

  7. Favourite Colour: Green

     

     

  8. Favourite Number: 42

     

     

  9. Most commonly used expletive: Oh Sh*t

     

     

  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: No/No/No

     

     

  11. Car or bus?: Car

     

     

  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism

     

     

  13. All work and no play...: Must make you rich but stressed.

     

     

  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 0

     

     

  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: No

     

     

  16. Have you ever:
  17. 1. shoplifted?
No2. sped? Yes3. committed acts of vandalism? No4. murdered? No5. committed acts of terrorism?: No

 

 

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Speeding.

 

 

Are you an internet user or abuser?: Abuser

 

 

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 5

 

 

What is your most frequent typo?: If something is plural i usual space before the S or whatever. (ex: GTAForum sis cool)

 

 

How would you describe your social position?: Normal

 

 

How would you describe your life?: I live a Fortunate one.

 

 

How would you describe yourself?: Funny for 10 minutes. Then annoying.

 

 

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Why not? It's great.

 

 

How would you describe spam?: When you can see someone's signature in a topic on your screen 3 times without scrolling.

 

 

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Time Wasting.

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Venom

Forum Name: VenomReal-life Name: DavidReal-life Location: Peterborough, EnglandAge in Years: 15Star Sign: CancerWeak Point: Dodgy KneesFavourite Colour: Red?Favourite Number: PiMost commonly used expletive: C*nt or F*ckDrug Use? Past/Present/Future?: NeverCar or bus?: Buses sccare meCapitalism or Communism?: Capitalism, but Communism would work well for me, I have no money.All work and no play...: I should work moreHow much time have you spent incarcerated?: NoneAre you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: NoHave you ever:1. shoplifted? Yes2. sped? No3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes4. murdered? Would I admit to it?5. committed acts of terrorism?: NoDo you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: SometimesAre you an internet user or abuser?: Both!How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 10-ishWhat is your most frequent typo?: I mix up p's and o's sometime, and have a habit of doubling letters when not need, eg.. just now I put neeed.How would you describe your social position?: Below Average.. Alright.How would you describe your life?: So-SoHow would you describe yourself?: Above Average. Alright Looking, Alright Brain ;PWhy do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: The People, the community, it's been about 3 and a bit years.How would you describe spam?: Getting out of handHow would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Waste of Time!!! Nah, it;s alright, rarely do any.

Bonus Questions:

  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? Aliens
  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) wow.gif
  • Sexually Active? Dry spell - 15 years.
  • How would you describe this questionaire? Personal mad.gif .
  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Many do themselves... I think.
  • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? In some case, I think out of the box?
Gang SurveyHave you ever at any point been involved in a GTAF gang unofficial or official?

(If Not whytf are you answering this?): Yes

Around when did you first join your first gang, did you post around first or immediatly post a Free Agent Topic? As soon as I joined.How many gangs have you been in, which ones?: 4 - The Cobraz, The Triads, The Scorpions, The ZaibatsuHave you ever started or lead a gang at any point?: RHM CobrazAround what era and time would you say the gang scene was the most fun or involved for you? The Scorpion Era rah.gifIn the time you were involved did you ever find yourself in any kind of gang rivalries or "wars"? Sort of.Which rival gang member (if any) was your greatest challenge or annoyance?: I flammed some yo-yo guy, but his gang right out of business biggrin.gifBeing perfectly honest did you ever find yourself at the losing end of a argument involving a gang dispute? Never really had any, no.Being reasonably non-biased, did you ever feel like you "pwned" someone in a dispute? (feel free to pull quotes if you have them on hand) YesWhich Gang-member past or present do you feel is/was..

*multiple answers are fine.

The best natural leader: LiamThe best 2nd in command: No CommentThe best soldier: ?The most charismatic: MarkThe most humorous: Oh, far too many.The most well spoken: No commentThe most arrogant: No commentThe most irratating: No commentThe most aggresive: No commentThe most In-the-know: LiamThe wierdest/original: Svip <3The most generic: No commentThe most controversial: No commentBiggest Drama Queen: No commentMost Helpful inside the PGC: NaomiMost Helpful outside the PGC: No commentBiggest Spammer: No commentMost Respected Veteran: No ideaMost Respected Newcomer: No ideaBest Survivor: No ideaMost Improved: No ideaMost fallen-from-grace: No ideaBest Kept Secret: No ideaMost trustworthy: Dan's a good friend smile.gifMost Untrustworthy: No ideaMost Ambitious: No idea - I know very little of people.Which gang past/present, official or unofficial:
  1. Was your favorite: Scorpions
  2. Is your favorite: Zaibatsu
  3. Was your least favorite: No idea
  4. Is your least favorite: ....
  5. Was/is the most influencial: The Z
  6. Was/is the most innovative: ...
  7. Was/is the most controversial: ...
  8. Was/is the most fun: Scorpions
  9. Was/is the most active: No idea
  10. Had/has the best front page: Zaibatsu
  11. Had/has the best sigs & support tags: Z man!
  12. Had/has the most original theme: ...
  13. Had/has the most poorly concieved theme: ...
  14. Had/has the best members: Zaibatsu! biggrin.gif
  15. Had/has the poorest members:
No commentWhat rule being currently enforced would you like to see removed or downgraded on severity of penalty for violation?: ..What rule being currently enforced would you like to see become stricter?: No comment - no opinionWhen the PGC originally formed it was based on the premise that eventually

online clans based on a GTA online came that would supposedly come out some time

in the near futute. A few years after the fact with no commercially endorsed online

MMORPG in sight have PGC "gangs" lost their over-all relevance to gtaforums.com? Fack No!

If the day should arrive soon that we do in fact get a Rockstar endorsed

online GTA game do you think that would effect the PGC in a positive or negative fashion?: Postive, with a few hick-ups.

The original tone of the PGC was very agressive and mired in subterfuge,

a general attitude of questioning authority and being competive and suspicious

of outsiders. Presently, it is a decidedly "safer" place with most gangs

getting along and most factions "behaving" under an increased admin presence.

Which do you prefer and for what reasons. I couldn't give a rat's ass.

Who would you like to see go official in the next gang race? Who would you like to see ousted? Oh, Zaibatsu to win.What if any new developments or ideals implemented would you like to see in the PGC's future. Gang-Like features, but then again, this is just a forum. Edited by Venom

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I had nothing else to do so:

  1. Forum Name: DJDeez

 

 

Real-life Name: Robin

 

 

Real-life Location: Holland

 

 

Age in Years: 22

 

 

Star Sign: Leo

 

 

Weak Point: Let me get back on that

 

 

Favourite Colour: Orange

 

 

Favourite Number: 25

 

 

Most commonly used expletive: Moi

 

 

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: No drugs

 

 

Car or bus?: Car

 

 

Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism

 

 

All work and no play...: Little bit of both

 

 

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Zero

 

 

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Contrary to popular belief, no

 

 

Have you ever:1. shoplifted? Yes2. sped? Yes3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes4. murdered? No5. committed acts of terrorism?: No

 

 

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Not at all

 

 

Are you an internet user or abuser?: User

 

 

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: I'd say about 20

 

 

What is your most frequent typo?: Erf instead of er

 

 

How would you describe your social position?: Rather good, can't complain really

 

 

How would you describe your life?: I like it the way it is

 

 

How would you describe yourself?: I act based on rationality instead of emotion

 

 

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Because I love the people in my gang

 

 

How would you describe spam?: Two words: Love Media

 

 

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): icon14.gif

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JernejL

 

  1. Forum Name: JernejL (used to be Delfi)

     

     

  2. Real-life Name:Jernej L.

     

     

  3. Real-life Location:Behind a keyboard

     

     

  4. Age in Years:20

     

     

  5. Star Sign:huh? H20 something, aquarius?

     

     

  6. Weak Point:where it hurts the most?

     

     

  7. Favourite Colour:Orange, special green colors, ...

     

     

  8. Favourite Number: 4, 8, 9..

     

     

  9. Most commonly used expletive:wtf does expletive mean?

     

     

  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:None

     

     

  11. Car or bus?:i like bus when it is not crowded and when it is not some crappy bus, i havent driven car more than 3 or so kilometers.

     

     

  12. Capitalism or Communism?:lived in both, what about dictatorship?

     

     

  13. All work and no play...:huh?

     

     

  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:what does incarcerated mean?

     

     

  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:hm, yeah for wrong road crossing, i know i didnt do anything wrong and i can prove it.

     

     

  16. Have you ever:
  17. 1. shoplifted?
TBH: yes, but wasnt worth anything really2. sped? what is sped? 3. committed acts of vandalism?no, i actually sometimes pick up trash cans by the road so they stand up 4. murdered?no5. committed acts of terrorism?:depends on how you explain terrorism..

 

 

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:

 

 

Are you an internet user or abuser?:huh?

 

 

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:plenty, want me to count them?

 

 

What is your most frequent typo?:very various

 

 

How would you describe your social position?:huh? hmm, single?

 

 

How would you describe your life?: i live.

 

 

How would you describe yourself?:im smarter than macgyver + carmack together.

 

 

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: it logs me on automaticly

 

 

How would you describe spam?:why do they keep trying?

 

 

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): it has questions and words.

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Axis.

 

1. Forum Name: Axis.

 

2. Real-life Name: Undisclosed.

 

3. Real-life Location: Norwhich, England.

 

4. Age in Years: 15

 

5. Star Sign: Libra

 

6. Weak Point: Where it hurts most? I think every male knows this.

 

7. Favourite Colour: Black

 

8. Favourite Number: 7

 

9. Most commonly used expletive: Dunno

 

10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Past, more to come.

 

11. Car or bus?: Bus

 

12. Capitalism or Communism?: Communism

 

13. All work and no play...: At times

 

14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Been lifted before and put into cell before.

 

15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: No. Even if i was the last place i'd want to say yes is on the internet.

 

16. Have you ever:

1. 1. shoplifted?TBH: Yes

2. 2. sped? dont drive

3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? lots

4. 4. murdered? no

5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: no.

 

17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Vandalism

 

18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: user

 

19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Other than a computer, mobile phone.

 

20. What is your most frequent typo?: and. (adn)

 

21. How would you describe your social position?: Reasonably known.

 

22. How would you describe your life?: Satisfying and full.

 

23. How would you describe yourself?: Sociable, intelligent, keeps to self kind of person.

 

24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Just to chat and discuss issues to be honest. (I do realise it's called gtaforums.)

 

25. How would you describe spam?: 1 word posts, emotion posts, posts that disclose issues that have already been stated.

 

26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): It's no bad.

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DJ-Jelly-Doughnut

 

  1. Forum Name: DJ-Jelly-Doughnut

     

     

  2. Real-life Name: David

     

     

  3. Real-life Location: Iowa

     

     

  4. Age in Years: 18

     

     

  5. Star Sign: eh? Taurus.

     

     

  6. Weak Point: Testicles.

     

     

  7. Favourite Colour: Green.

     

     

  8. Favourite Number: 21

     

     

  9. Most commonly used expletive: d*mmit

     

     

  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: None.

     

     

  11. Car or bus?: Car.

     

     

  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Neither.

     

     

  13. All work and no play...: makes jack a dull boy.

     

     

  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None.

     

     

  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nope.

     

     

  16. Have you ever:
  17. 1. shoplifted?
Yes.2. sped? Yes.3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes.4. murdered? Only once.. but he deserved it.. tounge.gif5. committed acts of terrorism?: Nope.

 

 

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Yes, speeding.. wink.gif

 

 

Are you an internet user or abuser?: depends what day of the week.

 

 

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 3

 

 

What is your most frequent typo?: of-if

 

 

How would you describe your social position?: *shrug*

 

 

How would you describe your life?: Fulfilling.

 

 

How would you describe yourself?: Outgoing.

 

 

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Addicted.

 

 

How would you describe spam?: Tasty in a sandwich.

 

 

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Informing.

 

-DJJD

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Over The Wall

 

  1. Forum Name: Over The Wall

     

     

  2. Real-life Name: Frank

     

     

  3. Real-life Location: NY, NY

     

     

  4. Age in Years: 17. 18 in June.

     

     

  5. Star Sign: Gemini

     

     

  6. Favourite Colour: Black

     

     

  7. Favourite Number: 11

     

     

  8. Most commonly used expletive: mothaf*ckaaaaa

     

     

  9. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: I drink because I live.

     

     

  10. Car or bus?: Subway!

     

     

  11. Capitalism or Communism?: Money makes the world go round.

     

     

  12. Are you an internet user or abuser?: User

     

     

  13. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: telegraph, typrwriter, walkman, gameboy, portable dvd player

     

     

     

  14. How would you describe your life?: Some success, some failure, and a lot of alcohol between.

     

  15. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: The free booze.

     

     

  16. How would you describe spam?: Mar

     

     

  17. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): I was promised free booze.
Bonus Questions:
  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? Something else

     

     

  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)

    I'm too loyal to the right team.

     

  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).
    otw smacks gun from hand
Gang Survey

 

 

Have you ever at any point been involved in a GTAF gang unofficial or official?

(If Not whytf are you answering this?):

Yes

 

 

How many gangs have you been in, which ones?:

The Renegades, SSH for a week until I left the forums for a bit, came back and joined Propaganda Inc.

 

 

Have you ever started or lead a gang at any point?:

Leading Propaganda at the moment, have been a leader/coleader for quite some time.

 

 

Around what era and time would you say the gang scene was the most fun or involved for you?

Hmmmmmm... probably over last summer. The race excited a lot of people and brought a different atmosphere.

 

 

In the time you were involved did you ever find yourself in any kind of gang rivalries or "wars"?

A dispute with CFM led by Poncho, a little scuffle with Zaibatsu more recently (if you can even call it that) as a result of an article I wrote for the GW.

 

 

 

Being perfectly honest did you ever find yourself at the losing end of a argument involving a gang dispute?

Not in awhile.

 

 

Being reasonably non-biased, did you ever feel like you "pwned" someone in a dispute? (feel free to pull quotes if you have them on hand)

 

Of course.

 

Which Gang-member past or present do you feel is/was..

 

*multiple answers are fine.

  1. The best natural leader: Christ these are going to be difficult- but I'll go with Poncho and Meta. Ponch really had a passion for it- even if no one ever saw eye to eye with him. Have to acknowledge the leadership combo of PG and Vido over at CFM as well.
  2. The best 2nd in command: REC was quite the force as the #2 in The Renegades when we were all together.
  3. The best soldier: Otter- Always has his friends' backs.
  4. The most charismatic: Otter has a swagger to him
  5. The most humorous: SWEETS has a good sense of humor- and an effective dry sense of humor when he wants to apply it.
  6. The most well spoken: SWEETS can sell a prostitute to a nun when he applies himself. Very few people make as much sense as he does on as consistant of a basis. When he has a point to prove, he will prove it to you, your mom, your sister, your dog, and all of your friends.
  7. The most arrogant:
  8. The most irratating:
  9. The most aggresive:
  10. The most In-the-know: BigGamer
  11. The wierdest/original: Vanzant
  12. The most generic:
  13. The most controversial:
  14. Biggest Drama Queen:
  15. Most Helpful inside the PGC:
  16. Most Helpful outside the PGC:
  17. Biggest Spammer:
  18. Most Respected Veteran:
  19. Most Respected Newcomer:
  20. Best Survivor:
  21. Most Improved:
  22. Most fallen-from-grace:
  23. Best Kept Secret:
  24. Most trustworthy: Chalk
  25. Most Untrustworthy:
  26. Most Ambitious: BigGamer
Which gang past/present, official or unofficial:
  1. Was your favorite:
  2. Is your favorite:
  3. Was your least favorite:
  4. Is your least favorite:
  5. Was/is the most influencial:
  6. Was/is the most innovative:
  7. Was/is the most controversial:
  8. Was/is the most fun:
  9. Was/is the most active:
  10. Had/has the best front page:
  11. Had/has the best sigs & support tags:
  12. Had/has the most original theme:
  13. Had/has the most poorly concieved theme:
  14. Had/has the best members:
  15. Had/has the poorest members:
What rule being currently enforced would you like to see removed or downgraded on severity of penalty for violation?:

 

 

What rule being currently enforced would you like to see become stricter?:

 

 

When the PGC originally formed it was based on the premise that eventually

online clans based on a GTA online came that would supposedly come out some time

in the near futute. A few years after the fact with no commercially endorsed online

MMORPG in sight have PGC "gangs" lost their over-all relevance to gtaforums.com?

 

 

If the day should arrive soon that we do in fact get a Rockstar endorsed

online GTA game do you think that would effect the PGC in a positive or negative fashion?:

 

 

The original tone of the PGC was very agressive and mired in subterfuge,

a general attitude of questioning authority and being competive and suspicious

of outsiders. Presently, it is a decidedly "safer" place with most gangs

getting along and most factions "behaving" under an increased admin presence.

Which do you prefer and for what reasons.

 

 

Who would you like to see go official in the next gang race? Who would you like to see ousted?

 

 

What if any new developments or ideals implemented would you like to see in the PGC's future.

Edited for privacy and humor.

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Cran.

 

Weak Point: Kinda shy

 

Awwwwwww

 

James slaps Jayza

 

tounge.gif

 

 

How would you describe spam?: Tangents, senseless posting. Cran.

 

I saw that one coming. Awwww inlove.gif

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MadeInThe80s

 

  1. Forum Name:

    Obvious

     

  2. Real-life Name:

    DH

     

  3. Real-life Location:

    Sydney

     

  4. Age in Years:

    20

     

  5. Star Sign:

    Scorpio

     

  6. Weak Point:

    Vanity

     

  7. Favourite Colour:

    Pink

     

  8. Favourite Number:

    7

     

  9. Most commonly used expletive:

    sh*t

     

  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:

    Ecstacy, speed, pot, prescription pills (valium, morphie, pain killers etc.), alcohol.

     

  11. Car or bus?:

    Car

     

  12. Capitalism or Communism?:

    Capitalism

     

  13. All work and no play...:

    Makes MadeInThe80's kinda ghey.

     

  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:

    A night.

     

  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:

    No.

     

  16. Have you ever:
  17. 1. shoplifted?
Yes2. sped? No3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes4. murdered? No5. committed acts of terrorism?: No

 

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: No.

 

Are you an internet user or abuser?:

Abuser

 

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:

Alot.

 

What is your most frequent typo?:

Nothing comes to mind atm.

 

How would you describe your social position?:

Clown.

 

How would you describe your life?:

Could be alot better.

 

How would you describe yourself?:

Vain, shallow, quick tempered, nice, jerk sometimes, religious, insecure, funny but a heart of gold to those people I really care for.

 

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:

Habit and pleasure.

 

How would you describe spam?:

Doesn't bother me.

 

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):

Fun.

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vicegirl~

• Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif

 

Anything is possible, you never know. Things aren't always what they seem.

 

Everything about me is a dirty, dirty LIE!

 

 

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Makes sense, you're a dirty-dirty whore.

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D Jones

 

  1. Forum Name:

    D Jones

     

  2. Real-life Name:

    Dylan

     

  3. Real-life Location:

    OKC, Oklahoma

     

  4. Age in Years:

    15

     

  5. Star Sign:

    I have no clue.

     

  6. Weak Point:

    Hitting below the belt.

     

  7. Favourite Colour:

    Blue

     

  8. Favourite Number:

    24

     

  9. Most commonly used expletive:

    f*ck

     

  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:

    Alcohol & Marijuana, Present.

  11. Car or bus?:

    Bus. Free ride biggrin.gif

     

  12. Capitalism or Communism?:

    Never thought about it.

     

  13. All work and no play...:

    ... no life.

     

  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:

    Zero.

     

  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:

    Don't believe so.

     

  16. Have you ever:
  17. 1. shoplifted?

yes

2. sped?

no

3. committed acts of vandalism?

yes

4. murdered?

1,400 kills and counting.

5. committed acts of terrorism?:yes

 

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:

No

 

Are you an internet user or abuser?:

Can't...stay...away.. from the porn whatsthat.gif

 

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:

6

 

What is your most frequent typo?:

some big word.

 

How would you describe your social position?:

Wonderful.

 

How would you describe your life?:

Too fast.

 

How would you describe yourself?:

Short temper, tall, buff, athletic and usually out-going.

 

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:

Why do I masturbate to Jessica Alba... I mean, it's great.

 

How would you describe spam?:

Something not to put on you're cheese sandwich.

 

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):

Fun thing to fill out.

Bonus Questions:

  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif

    aliens, I suppose.

     

  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)

    ...

     

  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?

    Random

     

  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).

    die.gif

     

  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?

    I usually say "It's a Grand Theft Auto internet forum." And they automatically like it, seeing that all of my friends enjoy the game.

     

     

  • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share?

    Have a short-ass temper in real life.

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Crunch Time

Forum Name: Crunch Time

 

 

Real-life Name: MT

 

 

Real-life Location: Estonia

 

 

Age in Years: 18

 

 

Star Sign: cancer

 

 

Weak Point: T3h Balls

 

 

Favourite Colour: Black

 

 

Favourite Number: 7

 

 

Most commonly used expletive: Bich or f*ck

 

 

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: No, drugs are bad...Okay

 

 

Car or bus?: both

 

 

Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism

 

 

All work and no play...: what is this work ya'll keep talking about???

 

 

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: My parents once grounded me, does that count???

 

 

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nope

 

 

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted? Yes

2. sped? Yes

3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes

4. murdered? No

5. committed acts of terrorism?:

One friend just said "stop that terror" so I guess yes.

 

 

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Not at all

 

 

Are you an internet user or abuser?: User

 

 

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: a sh*tload

 

 

What is your most frequent typo?: f*ck instead of duck

 

 

How would you describe your social position?: I like bananas

 

 

How would you describe your life?: I got born and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna die one day.

 

 

How would you describe yourself?: I'm a clown

 

 

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Just Because

 

 

How would you describe spam?: I like Spam and Eggs, but only sometimes

 

 

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):I'd use words.

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meta187

 

New Section Added: GTAF MADLIBS As this thread is simply a result of my sheer f*cking and unrelenting boredom I figured I'd throw something NEW in the mix and add a MADLIB template. For those of you unfamiliar a Madlib is a short paragrauph or story that has all it's main componant pulled out to be randomly replaced by you for what usually ends up being pretty humorous results. The crazier and more ridiculous your answers the more obtuse the finished product.

 

 

In case you've forgotten what adjectives, adverbs, nouns, and verbs are, here is a quick review:

 

An ADJECTIVE describes something or somebody. Lumpy, soft, ugly, messy, and short are adjectives.

 

An ADVERB tells how something is done. It modifies a verb and usually ends in "ly". Modestly, stupidly, greedily, and carefully are adverbs.

 

A NOUN is the name of a person, place or thing. Sidewalk, umbrella, bridle, bathtub, and nose are nouns.

 

A VERB is an action word. Run, pitch, jump, and swim are verbs.

 

When we ask for a GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION, we mean any sort of place: a country or a city (Spain, Cleveland) or a room (bathroom, kitchen).

 

An EXCLAMATION or SILLY WORD is any sort of funny sound, gasp, grunt, or outcry. Wow! Ouch! Whomp! Ick! Gadzooks! are exclamations and silly words.

 

When we ask for specific words like A NUMBER, A COLOR, AN ANIMAL, OR A PART OF THE BODY, we mean a word that is one of those things.

 

When a PLURAL is asked for, be sure to pluralize the word. For example, cat pluralized is cats.

 

 

IMPORTANT: Fill in the random words BEFORE you plug them in to the final paragrauph, otherwise your answers will seem, "calculated" and a bit less random and humorous. Try not to use the same words twice unless instructed to.

 

Here's the template:

 

 
  1. GTAF MOD or ADMIN:
  2. FAMOUS PERSON(REAL OR FICTIONAL):
  3. LOCATION:
  4. NOUN:
  5. ADJECTIVE:
  6. PLURAL NOUN:
  7. PLURAL NOUN:
  8. MEDIA SOURCE:
  9. GTAF MEMBER:
  10. VERB (action tense):
  11. LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL):
  12. PLURAL NOUN:
  13. MAJOR CRIME/SIN:  
  14. MINOR CRIME/SIN:
  15. PLURAL NOUN:
  16. LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL):
  17. VERB (ACTION TENSE):
  18. NOUN:
  19. NOUN:
  20. BODY PART:
  21. TRANSPORTATION:
  22. NOUN:
  23. PLURAL NOUN:
  24. ADJECTIVE:
  25. PLURAL NOUN:
  26. PLURAL NOUN:
  27. TIME INCREMENT:
  28. NOUN:
  29. NOUN:
  30. VERB:
  31. NOUN:
  32. VERB (PAST TENSE):
  33. PLURAL NOUN:
  34. GTAF MOD or ADMIN(REPEAT #1):
  35. FAMOUS PERSON(REPEAT #2):
  36. NOUN:
  37. RANDOM EXCLAMATION!:

 

 

Now simply plug these words into their corresponding numbers in the following paragraph:

 

 

One day 1, 2 and myself were all hanging out at the locaL 3 which as you know is a very fine 4. Everything was going 5 so we decided to order a round of 6 to go with our 7 when suddenly it was broadcast over the 8 that the deviant fugitive, 9 was being chased in a high speed 10 by the 11 police 12 for the heignous acts of13 and 14. He was finally spotted while trying to purchase 15 at 16, which were on sale at the time and was now 17. at top speed down the 18.

 

We watched with baited 19 as the Channel 9, 20 in the sky showed him veer his 21 off the road to take refuge in a 22. The police closed in and announced, "we have you surrounded, come out with your 23 up!" To which he answered, "You'll never take me alive, you 24 25!" A special s.w.a.t. team was called in and 26 took their positions along the rooftops. After a 27 had passed, he shouted, "Ok,I give my 28 up I'm coming out of the 29, don't 30 !" He walked out slowly and then suddenly pulled out a 31! The s.w.a.t. team immediatly reacted and 32 him away in a blazing hail of 33!

 

I looked over at 34 and 35 and said,"Now that is one dumb mother-36, right there! " To which they enthusiastically replied, " 37 !"

 

 

 

I'm going to lunch I'll fill one of these out when I get back. Have Fun. suicidal.gif

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Ok time to take a wack at it.

GTAF MOD or ADMIN: anuj

 

FAMOUS PERSON(REAL OR FICTIONAL): Optimus Prime

 

LOCATION: Brothel

 

NOUN: Food-stamp

 

ADJECTIVE: sh*tty

 

PLURAL NOUN: Herpes

 

PLURAL NOUN:nachos

 

MEDIA SOURCE: Television

 

GTAF MEMBER: papanesta

 

VERB (action tense): chewing

 

LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL): Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory

 

PLURAL NOUN: rats

 

MAJOR CRIME/SIN: Grand Theft Auto biggrin.gif

 

MINOR CRIME/SIN: Otter Sodomy

 

PLURAL NOUN: crack-vials

 

LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL): McDonald's

 

VERB (ACTION TENSE): wanking

 

NOUN: pancake

 

NOUN: Chia-Pet

 

BODY PART: testicle

 

TRANSPORTATION: Tricycle

 

NOUN: whore

 

PLURAL NOUN: monkey butts

 

ADJECTIVE: stinky

 

PLURAL NOUN: LEGOS

 

PLURAL NOUN: mexican immigrants

 

TIME INCREMENT: year

 

NOUN: penis

 

NOUN: tampon

 

VERB: fornicate

 

NOUN: Manatee

 

VERB (PAST TENSE): square-danced

 

PLURAL NOUN: fecal remnants

 

GTAF MOD or ADMIN(REPEAT #1): anuj

 

FAMOUS PERSON(REPEAT #2): Optimus Prime

 

NOUN: Cockroach

 

RANDOM EXCLAMATION!: DEEZ NUTS!

 

Time to plug in the results..

 

*BOOP-Boop=boop-boop-///Whhhhhiiirrrr////!

 

 

One day anuj, Optimus Prime and myself were all hanging out at the local brothel which as you know is a very fine food-stamp. Everything was going sh*tty so we decided to order a round of Herpes to go with our Nachos when suddenly it was broadcast over the Television that the deviant fugitive, papanesta was being chased in a high speed chewing by the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory police rats for the heignous acts of Grand Theft Auto and otter sodomy. He was finally spotted while trying to purchase crack-vials at McDonald's, which were on sale at the time and was now wanking. at top speed down the pancake.

 

We watched with baited Chia-Pet as the Channel 9, testicle in the sky showed him veer his tricycle off the road to take refuge inside a whore. The police closed in and announced, "we have you surrounded, come out with your money-butts up!" To which he answered, "You'll never take me alive, you stinky LEGOS!" A special s.w.a.t. team was called in and mexican immigrants took their positions along the rooftops. After a year had passed, he shouted, "Ok,I give my penis up I'm coming out of the tampon, don't fornicate !" He walked out slowly and then suddenly pulled out a Manatee! The s.w.a.t. team immediatly reacted and square-danced him away in a blazing hail of fecal-remnants!

 

I looked over at anuj and Optimus Prime and said,"Now that is one dumb mother-cockroach, right there! " To which they enthusiastically replied, "DEEZ NUTS!"

 

 

 

So after some careful analysis we come to the conclusion that my friend, papanesta (the otter f*cker) is one dumb mother-cockroach, armed and dangerous with a manatee.

 

FAN-f*cking-Tastic! biggrin.gif

 

 

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"DEEZ NUTZ!"

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sad.gif WAYYYYY too much work! lol

 

 

 

GTAF MOD or ADMIN: 40oz Freak

 

FAMOUS PERSON(REAL OR FICTIONAL): Johnny Depp

 

LOCATION: Puerto Vallarta

 

NOUN: french fry

 

ADJECTIVE: pretty

 

PLURAL NOUN: chopsticks

 

PLURAL NOUN: severed fingers

 

MEDIA SOURCE: Donald Trump's wig

 

GTAF MEMBER: Hawk

 

VERB (action tense): breastfeeding

 

LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL): Canada

 

PLURAL NOUN: lumps of man-flesh

 

MAJOR CRIME/SIN: Ecoterrorism

 

MINOR CRIME/SIN: Necrophilia

 

PLURAL NOUN: rusty nails

 

LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL): McDonald's

 

VERB (ACTION TENSE): ejaculating

 

NOUN: spatula

 

NOUN: rubber hose

 

BODY PART: left tibia

 

TRANSPORTATION: mountain lion

 

NOUN: dead moose

 

PLURAL NOUN: broken eggs

 

ADJECTIVE: greasy

 

PLURAL NOUN: words

 

PLURAL NOUN: white people

 

TIME INCREMENT: like a million years

 

NOUN: dog

 

NOUN: Japan

 

VERB: slip

 

NOUN: toy soldier

 

VERB (PAST TENSE): cried

 

PLURAL NOUN: real fish

 

GTAF MOD or ADMIN(REPEAT #1): 40oz Freak

 

FAMOUS PERSON(REPEAT #2): Johnny Depp

NOUN: collar

RANDOM EXCLAMATION!: If it weren't for scuba gear, the two of us sure would be f*cked!

 

 

 

One day 40oz Freak, Johnny Depp and myself were all hanging out at the locaL Puerto Vallarta which as you know is a very fine french fry. Everything was going pretty so we decided to order a round of chopsticks to go with our severed fingers when suddenly it was broadcast over the Donald Trump's wig that the deviant fugitive, Hawk was being chased in a high speed breastfeeding by the Canada police lumps of man-flesh for the heignous acts of Ecoterrorism and Necrophilia. He was finally spotted while trying to purchase rusty nails at McDonald's, which were on sale at the time and was now ejaculating at top speed down the spatula.

 

We watched with baited rubber hose as the Channel 9 left tibia in the sky showed him veer his mountain lion off the road to take refuge in a dead moose. The police closed in and announced, "we have you surrounded, come out with your broken eggs up!" To which he answered, "You'll never take me alive, you greasy words!" A special s.w.a.t. team was called in and white people took their positions along the rooftops. After like a million years had passed, he shouted, "Ok,I give my dog up I'm coming out of the Japan, don't slip !" He walked out slowly and then suddenly pulled out a toy soldier! The s.w.a.t. team immediatly reacted and cried him away in a blazing hail of real fish!

 

I looked over at Johnny Depp and 40oz Freak and said,"Now that is one dumb mother-collar, right there! " To which they enthusiastically replied, " If it weren't for scuba gear, the two of us sure would be f*cked! !"

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1GTAF MOD or ADMIN:Anuj

 

 

2FAMOUS PERSON(REAL OR FICTIONAL):Joel Grey

 

 

3LOCATION: Lamma Island, Hong Kong

 

 

4NOUN: Beans

 

 

5ADJECTIVE: Purdy

 

 

6PLURAL NOUN: Note Cards

 

 

7PLURAL NOUN: Rock Bands

 

 

8MEDIA SOURCE: Food Network?

 

 

9GTAF MEMBER: OverTheWall

 

 

10VERB (action tense): Beans Showering

 

 

11LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL): Canada

 

 

12PLURAL NOUN: Cups

 

 

13MAJOR CRIME/SIN: Incest

 

 

14MINOR CRIME/SIN: Peeing on Private Property

 

 

15PLURAL NOUN: Moisturisers

 

 

16LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL): Springfield

 

 

17VERB (ACTION TENSE): Driving

 

 

18NOUN: Clint Eastwood

 

 

19NOUN: Bottle

 

 

20BODY PART: Boobs

 

 

21TRANSPORTATION: MTR

 

 

22NOUN: John Lennon

 

 

23PLURAL NOUN: CDs

 

 

24ADJECTIVE: Crazy

 

 

25PLURAL NOUN: Houses

 

 

26PLURAL NOUN:Tornados

 

 

TIME INCREMENT: Drinking

 

 

NOUN: Dead Person

 

 

NOUN: Alive Person

 

 

VERB: Rain

 

 

NOUN: Lolly Pop

 

 

VERB (PAST TENSE): Drove

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: Remotes

 

 

GTAF MOD or ADMIN(REPEAT #1): Anuj

 

 

FAMOUS PERSON(REPEAT #2): Joel Grey

 

NOUN: Wedding Chapel

 

RANDOM EXCLAMATION!: GOD DAMNIT!

 

 

 

One day Anuj, Joel Grey and myself were all hanging out at the locaL Lamma Island, Hong Kong which as you know is a very fine Beans. Everything was going Purdy so we decided to order a round of Note Cards to go with our RockBands when suddenly it was broadcast over the Food Network that the deviant fugitive, OverTheWall was being chased in a high speed Showering by the Canada police Cups for the heignous acts of Incest (wow.gif!) and Peeing On Private Property. He was finally spotted while trying to purchase Moisturizers at Springfield, which were on sale at the time and was now Driving. at top speed down the Clint Eastwood.

 

We watched with baited Bottle as the Channel 9, Boobs in the sky showed him veer his MTR off the road to take refuge in a John Lennon. The police closed in and announced, "we have you surrounded, come out with your CDs up!" To which he answered, "You'll never take me alive, you Crazy Houses!" A special s.w.a.t. team was called in and Tornados took their positions along the rooftops. After a Drinking had passed, he shouted, "Ok,I give my Dead Person up I'm coming out of the Alive Person, don't Rain !" He walked out slowly and then suddenly pulled out a Lolly Pop! The s.w.a.t. team immediatly reacted and Drove him away in a blazing hail of Remotes!

 

I looked over at Anuj and Joel Grey and said,"Now that is one dumb mother-Wedding Chapel, right there! " To which they enthusiastically replied, " GOD DAMNIT!"

 

 

I never knew, Frankie. Never knew.

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BigGamer

GTAF MOD or ADMIN: illspirit

 

 

FAMOUS PERSON(REAL OR FICTIONAL): Mao Zedong

 

 

LOCATION: Munich

 

 

NOUN: Tree

 

 

ADJECTIVE: Brown

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: Rabbits

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: Bees

 

 

MEDIA SOURCE: CNN

 

 

GTAF MEMBER: Meta187

 

 

VERB (action tense): Running

 

 

LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL): Pittsburgh

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: Books

 

 

MAJOR CRIME/SIN: Sodomy

 

 

MINOR CRIME/SIN: Murder

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: Gays

 

 

LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL): San Francisco

 

 

VERB (ACTION TENSE): Beeping

 

 

NOUN: Paper

 

 

NOUN: Computer

 

 

BODY PART: Taint

 

 

TRANSPORTATION: Jet

 

 

NOUN: Team

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: Players

 

 

ADJECTIVE: Cocky

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: Spiders

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: Canadians

 

 

TIME INCREMENT: Years

 

 

NOUN: Fish

 

 

NOUN: Meatloaf

 

 

VERB: Go

 

 

NOUN: Thumb

 

 

VERB (PAST TENSE): Did

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: Whores

 

 

GTAF MOD or ADMIN(REPEAT #1): illspirit

 

 

FAMOUS PERSON(REPEAT #2): Mao Zedong

 

NOUN: Ninja

 

RANDOM EXCLAMATION!: FINALLY!

 

 

 

One day illspirit, Mao Zedong and myself were all hanging out at the local Munich which as you know is a very fine tree. Everything was going brown so we decided to order a round of rabbits to go with our bees when suddenly it was broadcast over CNN that the deviant fugitive, meta187 was being chased in a high speed running by the Pittsburgh police books for the heignous acts of sodomy and murder. He was finally spotted while trying to purchase gays at San Francisco, which were on sale at the time and was now beeping. at top speed down the paper.

 

We watched with baited computer as the Channel 9, taint in the sky showed him veer his jet off the road to take refuge in a team. The police closed in and announced, "we have you surrounded, come out with your players up!" To which he answered, "You'll never take me alive, you cocky spiders!" A special s.w.a.t. team was called in and Canadians took their positions along the rooftops. After a year had passed, he shouted, "Ok,I give my fish up I'm coming out of the meatloaf, don't go!" He walked out slowly and then suddenly pulled out a thumb! The s.w.a.t. team immediatly reacted and did him away in a blazing hail of whores!

 

I looked over at illspirit and Mao Zedong and said,"Now that is one dumb mother-ninja, right there! " To which they enthusiastically replied, " Finally !"

 

Meta, you owe me part of my life back.

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If I can get just 3 more people to fill this thing out I win my soul back. devil.gif

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Canuck

 

 

a. Forum Name: Canuck

 

 

 

 

 

b. Real-life Name: Mike

 

 

 

 

 

 

c. Real-life Location: Victoria, BC although soon to be Vancouver, BC when university's done for the year.

 

 

 

 

 

 

d. Age in Years: 19

 

 

 

 

 

 

e. Star Sign: Aquarius

 

 

 

 

 

 

f. Weak Point: Shy, I suppose.

 

 

 

 

 

 

g. Favourite Colour: Forest green. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

h. Favourite Number: 35. The number I always wore during hockey.

 

 

 

 

 

 

i. Most commonly used expletive in the

English language: small 'f', "f*ck". Though occasionally, "You limp wristed cocksucker!" (I watch "Deadwood")

 

 

 

 

 

 

j. Most commonly used expletive in Native Tongue (+ translation): I'm part Italian, part Croatian, but sadly, only speak English. Although I can tell you to go f*ck the pope in Italian.

 

 

 

 

 

 

k. Car or bus?:I bus. I just can't afford a car.

 

 

 

 

 

 

l. Capitalism or Communism?: Card Carrying Communist. (not really. But if i could find the guy who makes the card, i'd get one.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

m. All work and no play...: make Jack a dull boy.

 

 

 

 

 

n. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None.

 

 

 

 

 

o. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: No. This may change on St. Patrick's day though.  Not only is it the Irish day-of-days, but it's my best friend's girlfriend's birthday (who I get along with phenominally. Long story short, I expect to wake up in jail.

 

And actually, come to think of it, I might be wanted. Last year me and some buddies got plastered, and shattered a glass bus stop with boulders. Someone probably wants my head for that.

 

 

 

 

 

p. Have you ever:

 

1. shoplifted?

 

No. Not to say that I'm above it, I've just never found anything worth risking getting caught.

 

2. overspeeded?

 

Constantly. Never been caught though.

 

 

3. committed acts of vandalism?

See the above story about desroying a bus shelter.

 

4. raped?

Nope.

 

5. murdered?

 

Nope.

 

6. committed acts of terrorism?

I don't think so...

 

 

 

 

 

 

q. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:Not really. I would like to lead a convoy of police cars in a high speed, desert chase while blaring "Freebird" in a convertible though.

 

 

 

 

 

 

r. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Probably half and half.

 

 

 

 

s. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Lots. I live in a drom room though, so all my stuffs in a small area of space.

 

 

 

 

 

t. What is your most frequent typo?:Not realy sure.

 

 

 

 

 

u. How would you describe your social position?: I have a group of 5 friends and we're close as brothers. outside that, i'm on good, "casual acquaintance" terms with mostly everyone.

 

 

 

 

 

v. How would you describe your life?: Satisfying, to an extent.

 

 

 

 

 

 

w. How would you describe yourself?: I hate these types of questions. I can never answer them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

x. How would you describe Microsoft?: Just a sh*tty OS.

 

 

 

 

 

 

y. How would you describe spam?:I just ignore most of it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

z. How would you describe this questionnaire? : Not too shabby.

 

 

 

 

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GTAF MOD or ADMIN: Freakeh

 

 

FAMOUS PERSON(REAL OR FICTIONAL): Jonathan David (Korn)

 

 

LOCATION: bar

 

 

NOUN: Hat

 

 

ADJECTIVE: hawt

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: phones

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: gameboys

 

 

MEDIA SOURCE: CNN.com

 

 

GTAF MEMBER: Kotsudaira (R.I.P cryani.gif)

 

 

VERB (action tense): throw

 

 

LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL): The Barrens

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: cds

 

 

MAJOR CRIME/SIN: robbery

 

 

MINOR CRIME/SIN: pickpocketing

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: ipods

 

 

LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL): perth, australia

 

 

VERB (ACTION TENSE): running

 

 

NOUN: computer

 

 

NOUN: bed

 

 

BODY PART: finger

 

 

TRANSPORTATION: gryphon

 

 

NOUN: modem

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: lights

 

 

ADJECTIVE: hard

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: buttons

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: speakers

 

 

TIME INCREMENT: 15 minutes

 

 

NOUN: smiley

 

 

NOUN: sign

 

 

VERB: yell

 

 

NOUN: doll

 

 

VERB (PAST TENSE): ran

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: penises

 

 

GTAF MOD or ADMIN(REPEAT #1): Freakeh

 

 

FAMOUS PERSON(REPEAT #2): Jonathan Davis

 

NOUN: devil

 

RANDOM EXCLAMATION!: Use a condom!

 

One day Freakeh, Jonathan Davis and myself were all hanging out at the locaL bar which as you know is a very fine hat. Everything was going hawt so we decided to order a round of phones to go with our gameboys when suddenly it was broadcast over the CNN.com that the deviant fugitive, Kotsudaira was being chased in a high speed throw by the The Barrens police cds for the heignous acts of robbery and pickpocketing. He was finally spotted while trying to purchase ipods at Perth, Australia, which were on sale at the time and was now running. at top speed down the computer.

 

We watched with baited bed as the Channel 9, finger in the sky showed him veer his gryphon off the road to take refuge in a modem. The police closed in and announced, "we have you surrounded, come out with your lights up!" To which he answered, "You'll never take me alive, you hard buttons!" A special s.w.a.t. team was called in and speakers took their positions along the rooftops. After a 15 minutes had passed, he shouted, "Ok,I give my smiley up I'm coming out of the sign, don't yell !" He walked out slowly and then suddenly pulled out a doll! The s.w.a.t. team immediatly reacted and ran him away in a blazing hail of penises!

 

I looked over at Freakeh and Jonathan Davis and said,"Now that is one dumb mother-devil, right there! " To which they enthusiastically replied, " Use a condom!"

 

Hmm. I think I did it right. blush.gif

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"You'll never take me alive, you hard buttons!"

lolly! biggrin.gif

 

Yea I'd say you did it right, Vin.

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GTAF MOD or ADMIN: Dalpura

 

 

FAMOUS PERSON(REAL OR FICTIONAL):Chuck Norris

 

 

LOCATION: Mars

 

 

NOUN: Football

 

 

ADJECTIVE: Brown

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: Balls

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: Nuts

 

 

MEDIA SOURCE: Radio

 

 

GTAF MEMBER: Demarest

 

 

VERB (action tense): f*cking

 

 

LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL):North Carolina

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: Asses

 

 

MAJOR CRIME/SIN: Murder

 

 

MINOR CRIME/SIN: Rape

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: Bitches

 

 

LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL): Canada

 

 

VERB (ACTION TENSE):Jerking off

 

 

NOUN: basketball goal

 

 

NOUN: basketball

 

 

BODY PART: crotch area

 

 

TRANSPORTATION: plane

 

 

NOUN: telephone pole

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: wheels

 

 

ADJECTIVE: green

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: fingers

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: toes

 

 

TIME INCREMENT: 1 to 4 AM

 

 

NOUN: grass

 

 

NOUN: tree

 

 

VERB: sh*t

 

 

NOUN: toilet

 

 

VERB (PAST TENSE): punched

 

 

PLURAL NOUN: eyes

 

 

GTAF MOD or ADMIN(REPEAT #1):Dalpura

 

 

FAMOUS PERSON(REPEAT #2): Chuck Norris

 

NOUN: Bedroom

 

RANDOM EXCLAMATION!: Shut the f*ck up or ill kick your ass!

 

 

One day Dalpura, Chuck Norris and myself were all hanging out at the locaL Mars which as you know is a very fine Football. Everything was going Brown so we decided to order a round of Balls to go with our Nuts when suddenly it was broadcast over the Radio that the deviant fugitive, Demarest was being chased in a high speed f*cking by the North Carolina  police asses for the heignous acts of murder and rape. He was finally spotted while trying to purchase bitches at Canada, which were on sale at the time and was now jerking off. at top speed down the basketball goal.

 

We watched with baited basketball as the Channel 9, crotch area in the sky showed him veer his plane off the road to take refuge in a telephone pole. The police closed in and announced, "we have you surrounded, come out with your wheels up!" To which he answered, "You'll never take me alive, you green fingers!" A special s.w.a.t. team was called in and toes took their positions along the rooftops. After a week had passed, he shouted, "Ok,I give my grass up I'm coming out of the tree, don't sh*t !" He walked out slowly and then suddenly pulled out a toilet! The s.w.a.t. team immediatly reacted and punched him away in a blazing hail of eyes!

 

I looked over at Dalpura and Chuck Norris and said,"Now that is one dumb mother-bedroom, right there! " To which they enthusiastically replied, " Shut the f*ck up or illkick your ass !"

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Rock The 40oz.

 

  1. Forum Name: RockThe40oz.

     

     

  2. Real-life Name: Joey

     

     

  3. Real-life Location:Toronto Ontairo Canada

     

     

  4. Age in Years: 16

     

     

  5. Star Sign: Cancer

     

     

  6. Weak Point: Women

     

     

  7. Favourite Colour: Blue, like my hair and my eyes

     

     

  8. Favourite Number: 12, my little leauge baseball number

     

     

  9. Most commonly used expletive: Swear words, bad habit I know.

     

     

  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Yes, lots.

     

     

  11. Car or bus?: Bus

     

     

  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Neither

     

     

  13. All work and no play...: makes Joey one rich guy

     

     

  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None, yet

     

     

  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Not offically, but after making some of them run after me a couple of times, Im sure they would like to get ahold of me.

     

     

  16. Have you ever:
  17. 1. shoplifted? yes
2. sped? no3. committed acts of vandalism? yes 4. murdered? Animals 5. committed acts of terrorism?: Not really

 

 

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Acts of vandlism...

 

 

Are you an internet user or abuser?: Both

 

 

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 10

 

 

What is your most frequent typo?: leik instead of like

 

 

How would you describe your social position?: pretty poor but well fed and housed

 

 

How would you describe your life?: Not that bad, has its ups and downs.

 

 

How would you describe yourself?: excited to be here

 

 

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Nothing better to do

 

 

How would you describe spam?: Nasty. but cheap

 

 

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): A waste of time, just what I needed.

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