GTAF-Profiles: Know Your Neighbors

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

~GTAF Members from A to Z~

Have Fun Guys & Gals (all 4 of you).

*Thanks to fargo for the initial questionaire concept and to Svip for being a picky biznatch!

Table by Naomi

New Section Added: GENERAL

Forum Name:
Real-life Name:
Real-life Location:
Age in Years:
Star Sign:
Weak Point:
Favourite Colour:
Favourite Number:
Most commonly used expletive:
Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
Car or bus?:
Capitalism or Communism?:
All work and no play...:
How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
Have you ever:
1. 1. shoplifted?
2. 2. sped?
3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
4. 4. murdered?
5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?:

[*]Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: [*]Are you an internet user or abuser?: [*]How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: [*]What is your most frequent typo?: [*]How would you describe your social position?: [*]How would you describe your life?: [*]How would you describe yourself?: [*]Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: [*]How would you describe spam?: [*]How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):

New Section Added: BONUS

[b][u]Bonus Questions:[/u][/b]

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural?
Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)
Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?
How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).
GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?
What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share?

New Section Added: GANG

Gang Survey
Have you ever at any point been involved in a GTAF gang unofficial or official?(If Not whytf are you answering this?):
Around when did you first join your first gang, did you post around first or immediatly post a Free Agent Topic?
How many gangs have you been in, which ones?:
Have you ever started or lead a gang at any point?:
Around what era and time would you say the gang scene was the most fun or involved for you?
In the time you were involved did you ever find yourself in any kind of gang rivalries or "wars"?
Which rival gang member (if any) was your greatest challenge or annoyance?:
Being perfectly honest did you ever find yourself at the losing end of a argument involving a gang dispute?
Being reasonably non-biased, did you ever feel like you "pwned" someone in a dispute? (feel free to pull quotes if you have them on hand)
Which Gang-member past or present do you feel is/was..*multiple answers are fine.
[*]Which gang past/present, official or unofficial:
1. Was your favorite:
2. Is your favorite:
3. Was your least favorite:
4. Is your least favorite:
5. Was/is the most influencial:
6. Was/is the most innovative:
7. Was/is the most controversial:
8. Was/is the most fun:
9. Was/is the most active:
10. Had/has the best front page:
11. Had/has the best sigs & support tags:
12. Had/has the most original theme:
13. Had/has the most poorly concieved theme:
14. Had/has the best members:
15. Had/has the poorest members:
[*]What rule being currently enforced would you like to see removed or downgraded on severity of penalty for violation?:[*]What rule being currently enforced would you like to see become stricter?:[*]When the PGC originally formed it was based on the premise that eventuallyonline clans based on a GTA online came that would supposedly come out some timein the near futute. A few years after the fact with no commercially endorsed online MMORPG in sight have PGC "gangs" lost their over-all relevance to gtaforums.com?[*]If the day should arrive soon that we do in fact get a Rockstar endorsed online GTA game do you think that would effect the PGC in a positive or negative fashion?:[*]The original tone of the PGC was very agressive and mired in subterfuge,a general attitude of questioning authority and being competive and suspiciousof outsiders. Presently, it is a decidedly "safer" place with most gangsgetting along and most factions "behaving" under an increased admin presence.Which do you prefer and for what reasons.[*]Who would you like to see go official in the next gang race? Who would you like to see ousted?[*]What if any new developments or ideals implemented would you like to see in the PGC's future.

New Section Added: GTAF MADLIBS

In case you've forgotten what adjectives, adverbs, nouns, and verbs are, here is a quick review:

An ADJECTIVE describes something or somebody. Lumpy, soft, ugly, messy, and short are adjectives.

An ADVERB tells how something is done. It modifies a verb and usually ends in "ly". Modestly, stupidly, greedily, and carefully are adverbs.

A NOUN is the name of a person, place or thing. Sidewalk, umbrella, bridle, bathtub, and nose are nouns.

A VERB is an action word. Run, pitch, jump, and swim are verbs.

When we ask for a GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION, we mean any sort of place: a country or a city (Spain, Cleveland) or a room (bathroom, kitchen).

An EXCLAMATION or SILLY WORD is any sort of funny sound, gasp, grunt, or outcry. Wow! Ouch! Whomp! Ick! Gadzooks! are exclamations and silly words.

When we ask for specific words like A NUMBER, A COLOR, AN ANIMAL, OR A PART OF THE BODY, we mean a word that is one of those things.

When a PLURAL is asked for, be sure to pluralize the word. For example, cat pluralized is cats.

IMPORTANT: Fill in the random words BEFORE you plug them in to the final paragrauph, otherwise your answers will seem, "calculated" and a bit less random and

humorous. Try not to use the same words twice unless instructed to.

Here's the template:
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1. GTAF MOD or ADMIN:
2. FAMOUS PERSON(REAL OR FICTIONAL):
3. LOCATION:
4. NOUN:
5. ADJECTIVE:
6. PLURAL NOUN:
7. PLURAL NOUN:
8. MEDIA SOURCE:
9. GTAF MEMBER:
10. VERB (action tense):
11. LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL):
12. PLURAL NOUN:
13. MAJOR CRIME/SIN:
14. MINOR CRIME/SIN:
15. PLURAL NOUN:
16. LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL):
17. VERB (ACTION TENSE):
18. NOUN:
19. NOUN:
20. BODY PART:
21. TRANSPORTATION:
22. NOUN:
23. PLURAL NOUN:
24. ADJECTIVE:
25. PLURAL NOUN:
26. PLURAL NOUN:
27. TIME INCREMENT:
28. NOUN:
29. NOUN:
30. VERB:
31. NOUN:
32. VERB (PAST TENSE):
33. PLURAL NOUN:
34. GTAF MOD or ADMIN(REPEAT #1):
35. FAMOUS PERSON(REPEAT #2):
36. NOUN:
37. RANDOM EXCLAMATION!:
Now simply plug these words into their corresponding numbers in the following paragraph:

One day 1, 2 and myself were all hanging out at the locaL 3 which as you know is a very fine 4. Everything was going 5 so we decided to order

a round of 6 to go with our 7 when suddenly it was broadcast over the 8 that the deviant fugitive, 9 was being chased in a high speed 10 by the

11 police 12 for the heignous acts of13 and 14. He was finally spotted while trying to purchase 15 at 16, which were on sale at the time

and was now 17. at top speed down the 18.

We watched with baited 19 as the Channel 9, 20 in the sky showed him veer his 21 off the road to take refuge in a 22. The police closed in and

announced, "we have you surrounded, come out with your 23 up!" To which he answered, "You'll never take me alive, you 24 25!" A special s.w.a.t. team

was called in and 26 took their positions along the rooftops. After a 27 had passed, he shouted, "Ok,I give my 28 up I'm coming out of the 29, don't

30 !" He walked out slowly and then suddenly pulled out a 31! The s.w.a.t. team immediatly reacted and 32 him away in a blazing hail of 33!

I looked over at 34 and 35 and said,"Now that is one dumb mother-36, right there! " To which they enthusiastically replied, " 37 !"

New Section Added: GAME
1. Gamer Tag(s):
2. Current Consoles/PC Specs:
3. Games Beaten/Completed Approx.:
4. Past Consoles Owned/ Favorite Titles for those Consoles:
5. Console vs. PC Gaming?:
6. Favorite Action/Adventure Game:
7. Favorite Sports Game:
8. Favorite First Person Shooter:
9. Favorite SIMulation Game:
10. Favorite Raceing Game:
11. Favorite Puzzle Game:
12. Favorite Fighting Game:
13. Favorite Survival Horror Game:
14. Favorite Movie Based Game:
15. Favorite Gameing Franchise:
16. Favorite Game Icon:
17. Favorite Game Babe:
18. Favorite Console Controller:
19. Favorite Role Playing Game:1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games?2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game?3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present?4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue.5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player?
Updated 2/01/09:

RESPONDENTS

Found Here on page 29, thanks in large part to !!GameCH33TA!!, many thanks to Naomi for the original table sets.

The best natural leader: The best 2nd in command: The best soldier: The most charismatic: The most humorous: The most well spoken: The most arrogant: The most irratating: The most aggresive: The most In-the-know: The wierdest/original: The most generic: The most controversial: Biggest Drama Queen: Most Helpful inside the PGC: Most Helpful outside the PGC: Biggest Spammer: Most Respected Veteran: Most Respected Newcomer: Best Survivor: Most Improved: Most fallen-from-grace: Best Kept Secret: Most trustworthy: Most Untrustworthy: Most Ambitious: Edited February 9, 2009 by meta187

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

OMgomgomgomg lol:

item 1
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1. sub 1
2. sub 2
3. sub 3
item 5
item 6

item 1
item 2
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1. sub 1
2. sub 2
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[*] item 5[*] item 6

Before you fix your code, we can talk.

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Oh you mean like installing a sublist for the crime section? I'll look into it.

EDIT: Done & Done.

Edited February 21, 2006 by meta187

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

a. Forum Name:
Hawk
b. Real-life Name:
Ben
c. Real-life Location:
Dartford > Kent > uk
d. Age in Years:
18
e. Star Sign:
Gemini
f. Weak Point:

None
g. Favourite Colour:
Im Colour Blind > Seriously
h. Favourite Number:
3
i. Most commonly used expletive in the English language:
f*ck
j. Most commonly used expletive in Native Tongue (+ translation):
What????
k. Car or bus?:
Car
l. Capitalism or Communism?:
Capatilsm
m. All work and no play...:
All work then play
n. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
Few days
o. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
Back in the endz, Im wanted for Pososession with intent to supply.
p. Have you ever:

1. shoplifted? Yes

2. overspeeded? Yes

3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes

4. raped? No

5. murdered? No

6. committed acts of terrorism?: No
q. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
No
r. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
User
s. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
1, Mobile Phone
t. What is your most frequent typo?:
Dunno
u. How would you describe your social position?:
Urm, what do you mean? Social Position, were not all kids at school.
v. How would you describe your life?:
Great
w. How would you describe yourself?:
DA BIZZLE!!!!! < English heads will know what that means.
x. How would you describe Microsoft?:
As a rich company
y. How wouldyou describe spam?:
z. How would you describe this questionnaire? :
Pointless

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Oh you mean like installing a sublist for the crime section? I'll look into it.

EDIT: Done & Done.

No, I mean like using

for the entire list,

• someletter looks stupid.

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Yea he's being a bit (Cerb) picky but I ammeded it anyways as that's a pretty useful [ List ] feature I wasn't previously aware of, ya learn somethin' new everyday (well not really).

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

a. Forum Name:

Steve.. Duh

b. Real-life Name:

Steve.. Duh

c. Real-life Location:

Southampton

d. Age in Years:

15

e. Star Sign:

Virgo

f. Weak Point:

Err.. I honestly don't know..

g. Favourite Colour:

Blue

h. Favourite Number:

7

i. Most commonly used expletive in the English language:

f*ck

j. Most commonly used expletive in Native Tongue (+ translation):

I dunno

k. Car or bus?:

Car

l. Capitalism or Communism?:

Capitalism

m. All work and no play...:

No, Work before play, but not ALL work

n. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:

6 Minutes

o. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:

Probably ...

p. Have you ever:1. shoplifted? Yes2. overspeeded? No3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes4. raped? No5. murdered? No6. committed acts of terrorism?: Uh.. I don't think I've ever bombed a building.q. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:

Sometimes

r. Are you an internet user or abuser?:

Both

s. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:

Seven

t. What is your most frequent typo?:

lol = olo

u. How would you describe your social position?:

.. Loner ?

v. How would you describe your life?:

Boring anf f*cking twisted

w. How would you describe yourself?:

Umm.. An annoying little prick with no life..

x. How would you describe Microsoft?:

Money eating bastards. Seriously, They get like, billions of pounds and they don't give any to the three million people starving.

y. How wouldyou describe spam?:

Utter Bullsh*t.

z. How would you describe this questionnaire? :

Pretty good as I can express my feelings about the questions.

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Forum Name:

vALKYR

Real-life Name:

Thomas M.

Real-life Location:

Nordhorn, Landkreis Bentheim, Euregio, Niedersachsen/Lower Saxony, Germany/Netherlands.

Age in Years:

23

Star Sign:

Cancer

Weak Point:

Exaggerating everything.

Favourite Colour:

Blue

Favourite Number:

2

Most commonly used expletive in the English language:

shut up. (with the rené allo allo accent)

Most commonly used expletive in Native Tongue (+ translation):

godverdomme (for god sakes)

Car or bus?:

Mercedes CLK

Capitalism or Communism?:

None.

All work and no play...:

Nah.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?:

15 minutes.

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:

Nope.

Have you ever:1. shoplifted?

Nay.

2. overspeeded?

Oh yes.

3. committed acts of vandalism?

No.

4. raped?

No.

5. murdered?

No.

6. committed acts of terrorism?:No.

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:

Overspeeding ... without being caught of course

Are you an internet user or abuser?:

User, producer ... whatever

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:

4 (mp3 player, mobile phone, TV, DVD Player)

What is your most frequent typo?:

heklo (hello)

How would you describe your social position?:

Worker and Relaxer.

How would you describe your life?:

Full of nice things, full of not nice things but it ... just went it's way.

How would you describe yourself?:

Happy most of the time, music-lover, worker, summerguy.

How would you describe Microsoft?:

As a bunch of idiots who need to re-learn programming occasionally.

How would you describe spam?:

A pain in the ass.

How would you describe this questionnaire? :

Something to do.

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Forum Name:

Jonny Tightlips

Real-life Name:

Zak Douglas (Zachary Douglas)

Real-life Location:

San Francisco, California, USA

Age in Years:

15 (in April)

Star Sign:

Aries

Weak Point:

Crotch

Favourite Colour:

Light blue

Favourite Number:

69, dude

Most commonly used expletive in the English language:

f*ck

Most commonly used expletive in Native Tongue (+ translation):

Scheiße (sh*t)

Car or bus?:

Car

Capitalism or Communism?:

Socialism

All work and no play...:

Make Zak a dull boy

How much time have you spent incarcerated?:

None

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:

Probably. My mom's a hippy.

Have you ever:1. shoplifted?

Yes

2. overspeeded?

No

3. committed acts of vandalism?

Yes

4. raped?

No

5. murdered?

No

6. committed acts of terrorism?:Jihads on several buttocks

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:

Jihads on several buttocks.

Are you an internet user or abuser?:

Yes

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:

5

What is your most frequent typo?:

I USually HIt SHift ANd NOt LEt GO IN TIme. LIke THis.

How would you describe your social position?:

Loner, but a leader at times

How would you describe your life?:

Religious

How would you describe yourself?:

Optimistic, Religious

How would you describe Microsoft?:

360

How would you describe spam?:

FBI

How would you describe this questionnaire? :

Womanly

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Forum Name: _-playerp-_
Real-life Name:Manuel Velásquez
Real-life Location:Costa Rica
Age in Years: 17
Star Sign: You mean, cancer?
Weak Point: Women...
Favourite Colour: Blue
Favourite Number: 16
Most commonly used expletive in the English language: fuck!
Most commonly used expletive in Native Tongue (+ translation): puta! (fuck!)
Car or bus?: Bus
Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism
All work and no play...: makes jack a dull boy.
How much time have you spent incarcerated?: none
Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nah
Have you ever:
1. shoplifted? No

2. overspeeded? No 3. committed acts of vandalism? Hmm, maybe.4. raped? No f*cking way.5. murdered? No.6. committed acts of terrorism?: No...Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: terrorismAre you an internet user or abuser?: probably an abuser.How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: a l ot.What is your most frequent typo?: teh, sometimes I just skip and add letters.How would you describe your social position?: mintHow would you describe your life?: Boring...How would you describe yourself?: Intersting...How would you describe Microsoft?: Eh...?How would you describe spam?: All the f*cking emails I've been getting lately.How would you describe this questionnaire? : Doesn't dig deep enough.

UPDATED July 12th...

*for all intended purpouses I am 17 now.

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? supernatural stuff, some.
Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? wtf?
Sexually Active? Nah...
How would you describe this questionaire? doesn't dig deep enough
GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? Pleasure....
What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? Hmmm, can't say here.

Edited July 12, 2006 by _-playero-_

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Forum Name: Knife (why? why did you ask that question?)

Real-life Name:Andy

Real-life Location:UK

Age in Years:15

Star Sign:Libra

Weak Point:Balls

Favourite Colour:Blue

Favourite Number:10

Most commonly used expletive in the English language:f*ck

Most commonly used expletive in Native Tongue (+ translation): Dont ask hard questions plz

Car or bus?:Car

Capitalism or Communism?:Lets have both

All work and no play...: No, are you crazy?

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Egg

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nnot at the moment

Have you ever:1. shoplifted? NO!2. overspeeded? NO!3. committed acts of vandalism? NO!4. raped? NO!5. murdered? NO!6. committed acts of terrorism?: NO!Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:All of them

Are you an internet user or abuser?: Abuse

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:

1...2...3...5...12...

What is your most frequent typo?:Maby

How would you describe your social position?:Loud

How would you describe your life?:Wasted

How would you describe yourself?:Skinny, very

How would you describe Microsoft?:Mummy

How would you describe spam?:Well, it does taste great

How would you describe this questionnaire? : Utter sh*t

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

•How would you describe this questionnaire? : Doesn't dig deep enough.

I also think the topic might turn to be a bit messy. So @topic starter, if you can make table such as the one in the member picture thread, linking to each post per user, it would be really cool.

Yea I've already considered swapping out a few questions for some more interesting ones that occured to me after reading a few of these, I wanted to wait and see how this was received before I started in with any hardcore tableing so it's looking pretty likely I'll be doing it soon, hyperlinks and all.

EDIT: switched out 3 questions. I'll give this a day or two before I start tableing.

Edited February 21, 2006 by meta187

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Forum Name:

Mullen

Real-life Name:

Nik

Real-life Location:

Spain, Reus

Age in Years:

18

Star Sign:

Aquarius (sp?)

Weak Point:

Testicles

Favourite Colour:

Funky orange, sunset pink

Favourite Number:

6

Most commonly used expletive in the English language:

f*ck

Most commonly used expletive in Native Tongue:

пошел ты на хуй

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:

Weed, Shrooms, Cocaine, Alcohol, Tobacco

Car or bus?:

car

Capitalism or Communism?:

Communism

All work and no play...:

no

How much time have you spent incarcerated?:

Too funky to go to jail

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:

no

Have you ever:1. shoplifted?

Yes

2. overspeeded?

No

3. committed acts of vandalism?

Yes

4. raped?

No

5. murdered?

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

6. committed acts of terrorism?:

NO

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:

nah

Are you an internet user or abuser?:

Yes

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:

5

What is your most frequent typo?:

methilenedioxymethamphetamine

How would you describe your social position?:

artistically gifted individual

How would you describe your life?:

Triumphant.

How would you describe yourself?:

f*ckable

How would you describe Microsoft?:

evil

How would you describe spam?:

trash

How would you describe this questionnaire? :

gimme my ten minutes back

Edited May 28, 2008 by Mullen

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Forum Name: Bizarro.
Real-life Name: Me am bizarro.
Real-life Location: The planet of Htrae
Age in Years: Unknown
Star Sign: Gemini
Weak Point: Balls. I hate it when people kick me there. Hurts like hell.
Favourite Colour: Blue.
Favourite Number: 21
Most commonly used expletive: f*ck
Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Too much to remember.
Car or bus?: Car
Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism
All work and no play...: f*ck no.
How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None. Although I have been to court for some stupid fight I was in.
Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I hope not.
Have you ever:
1. shoplifted? Yes.

2. overspeeded? No.3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes.4. raped? Hell no.5. murdered? f*ck no.6. committed acts of terrorism?: Just a few nukes here and there.Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Sometimes I think of murder, but don't do it because I'm too much of a coward.

Are you an internet user or abuser?: Abuser.

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 13

What is your most frequent typo?: becuase

How would you describe your social position?: Loud, funny, shy around people I don't know, stuff like that.

How would you describe your life?: Totally f*cked up.

How would you describe yourself?: Totally f*cked up.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I don't. I usually never log out.

How would you describe spam?: Yummy.

How would you describe this questionnaire? (easy target): Boring, long, and boring. Edited February 21, 2006 by Bizarro.

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Forum Name:

Rayo Puno

Real-life Name:

Xavier

Real-life Location:

Florida, USA

Age in Years:

17

Star Sign:

Cancer

Weak Point:

Women

Favourite Colour:

Black, white, silver. Those aren't even colors though are they?

Favourite Number:

9, 52

Most commonly used expletive:

f*ck

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:

yes, many.

Car or bus?:

car

Capitalism or Communism?:

communism

All work and no play...:

is the way to be gay

How much time have you spent incarcerated?:

not much, like a month

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:

i hope not

Have you ever:1. shoplifted?

many a time

2. overspeeded?

daily

3. committed acts of vandalism?

yes

4. raped?

no

5. murdered?

i wish

6. committed acts of terrorism?

i don't think so

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:

I think rightfully murdering someone would be neat

Are you an internet user or abuser?:

I use the internet to abuse my cock

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:

I counted 11

What is your most frequent typo?:

everything, my typing skills blow

How would you describe your social position?:

god-like

How would you describe your life?:

like a roller coaster

How would you describe yourself?:

f*cking sexy

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:

good question

How would you describe spam?:

GTAF's outer layer

How would you describe this questionnaire? (easy target):

good idea

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Forum Name: Original Gangster (I wish to never type that out again)

Real-life Name: Mike

Real-life Location: Birmingham, UK

Age in Years: 14

Star Sign: Capricorn

Weak Point: Shy to new people.

Favourite Colour: Red/Blue, I can't choose.

Favourite Number: 69 of course.

Most commonly used expletive in the English language: Shut the f*ck up.

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: No, no, no.

Car or bus?: Car

Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism

All work and no play...: Oh god no.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 0years, 0months, 0weeks, 0days, 0hours, 0minutes, 0seconds...

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: They're not onto me yet.

Have you ever:1. shoplifted? Yes2. overspeeded? No3. committed acts of vandalism? I scribbled on a wall when I was three...so technically...4. raped? No5. murdered? Not yet...6. committed acts of terrorism?: Well...

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Murder....

Are you an internet user or abuser?: Er...s'pose abuser...

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 12

What is your most frequent typo?: I sometimes press ; instead of ', like this: They;re.

How would you describe your social position?: Could be better. Shy with new people, but once I know someone I'm talkative.

How would you describe your life?: At the age of problems.

How would you describe yourself?: Funny, bubbly, good listener, love music/films etc.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Something to do I guess.

How would you describe spam?: lol!!11oneone+CAPS+shift11

Also the twenty emails I have begging me for money.

How would you describe this questionnaire? : Could have some better questions, but a good idea.

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

How would you describe this questionnaire? : Could have some better questions, but a good idea.

I'm up for suggestions, also I fixed a bold tag that was throwing some things off towards the end of the survey.

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Forum Name: DarthYENIK

Real-life Name: Satan...er..a...Kenny

Real-life Location: Orange County, California

Age in Years: 21...ok 20, but only for two months, I say 21 so I can drink at family get togethers.

Star Sign: Taurus

Weak Point: Booze

Favourite Colour: Red

Favourite Number: 5

Most commonly used expletive: f*ckin' Hell

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Yes please.

Car or bus?: I'm neither, I am a human being, dammit.

Capitalism or Communism?: Neither.

All work and no play...: ...sucks.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 0, can't jail what you can't catch.

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: See item "o".

Have you ever:1. shoplifted? No2. overspeeded? Yes3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes4. raped? Define rape.5. murdered? Define Murder.6. committed acts of terrorism?: Only against lowely security gaurds.Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Not really, they just happen.

Are you an internet user or abuser?: User

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 15, 9 if you don't count the computer componants seperately.

What is your most frequent typo?: teh.

How would you describe your social position?: Don't give a f*ck, don't care.

How would you describe your life?: darthYENIK lets out a big sigh

How would you describe yourself?: Spry but lazy.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I have nothing better to do.

How would you describe spam?: Meaty. Comes in a easy open can. Hawaiians seem to like it.

How would you describe this questionnaire? (easy target): A list of questions, asking about ones life outside the GTAforums.

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Forum Name:
Pavlov
Real-life Name:
Mike
Real-life Location:
Lyon, France (polish immigrant)
Age in Years:
21
Star Sign:
Taurus
Weak Point:
i don't know. Never asked myself
Favourite Colour:
i don't have
Favourite Number:
neither
Most commonly used expletive:
f*ck
Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
present. entertaining use.
Car or bus?:
car
Capitalism or Communism?:
capitalism for ones, left side for others.
All work and no play...:
play and work at the same time?
How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
?
Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
no
Have you ever:
1. shoplifted? no

2. overspeeded? yes3. committed acts of vandalism? yes4. raped? no5. murdered? no6. committed acts of terrorism?: no

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:

no for the ones i said "no"

Are you an internet user or abuser?:

user

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:

2 ipod and cell phone - if we don't take in account the printer and other stuff from the computer

What is your most frequent typo?:

well no

How would you describe your social position?:

i don't know/ i don't tell

How would you describe your life?:

could be better, but it's the same for everybody

How would you describe yourself?:

you know me no?

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:

i have friends in here

How would you describe spam?:

urbandictionnary - define - spam

How would you describe this questionnaire? (easy target):

as spam

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Forum Name:

kevin2006rhs

Real-life Name:

Kevin Yurkiw

Real-life Location:

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

Age in Years:

20

Star Sign:

Sagittarius

Weak Point:

laziness

Favourite Colour:

Blue

Favourite Number:

28

Most commonly used expletive:

sh*t

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:

Alcohol, weed/alcohol/alcohol

Car or bus?:

Car

Capitalism or Communism?:

Both

All work and no play...:

leaves you no time to jack off.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?:

4 months

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:

no

Have you ever:

shoplifted?
no
overspeeded?
yes
committed acts of vandalism?
yes
raped?
its called "suprise sex"...but no I haven't
murdered?
I need to.
committed acts of terrorism?
I threw a grenade at a tank once...

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:

Murder...there are some real assholes out there that can't drive for sh*t.

Are you an internet user or abuser?:

user

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:

10 or 11

What is your most frequent typo?:

saying words like "wouldn't" "couldn't" "don't" and forgetting the "n't" part

How would you describe your social position?:

I get along with everyone, but the underprivelaged tend to hate me and call me a prep or stuck-up.

How would you describe your life?:

Tense....lots of battles. Mainly divorce and my young teen troubled times.

How would you describe yourself?:

Tall, white, and somewhat stupid.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:

To lovingly watch idiots call me an idiot while not realizing how much of a douche he is.

How would you describe spam?:

"5 words or less"

Seriously...I would say not contributiung to the conversation at hand, no matter on the post size.

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):

A time wasting expierence like the rest of this place. Also similar is the fact that I am oddly compelled to join in the stupidity.

Edited January 20, 2008 by kevin2006rhs

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Forum Name: <-Kajun->

Real-life Name: Kaj (pronounciation - Kai)

Real-life Location: Kingston, Ontario, Cahnahduh

Age in Years: 15 (16 in 2 weeks)

Star Sign: Pisces

Weak Point: Somewhat insecure

Favourite Colour: Grey/silver

Favourite Number: 31

Most commonly used expletive: Ah f*ck.

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Once, pot, I was 12, long story.

Car or bus?: Car

Capitalism or Communism?: I really couldn't care less

All work and no play...: f*ck off. Hell no.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None.

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I hope not.

Have you ever:1. shoplifted? Once, 'twas a pack of Werther's2. overspeeded? Yeah. It didn't help that I didn't have a licence either.3. committed acts of vandalism? I once took a piss on my neighbour's roses, they all died days later. That count?4. raped? Nope.5. murdered? Not yet.6. committed acts of terrorism?: No.

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Not really.

Are you an internet user or abuser?: Abuser.

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 18

What is your most frequent typo?: fcuk

How would you describe your social position?: Middle-low

How would you describe your life?: Boring as f*ck.

How would you describe yourself?: Sarcastic.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: It's the heroin in the html, I knows it is!!!!

How would you describe spam?: How would YOU describe spam?

How would you describe this questionnaire? (easy target): Simple, could be some more questions that are more fun.

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Forum Name: Tom Hagan

Real-life Name: Joe

Real-life Location: Toronto, Ontario

Age in Years: 17

Star Sign: Libra

Weak Point: Too sarcastic

Favourite Colour: Green

Favourite Number: 4

Most commonly used expletive: f*ck

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Soon

Car or bus?: 2000 Lincoln LS

Capitalism or Communism?: Neither

All work and no play...: Mixture of both

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Teflon, that's all I'll say...

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nope, seeing as cops visit this site...

Have you ever:1. shoplifted? Yes2. overspeeded? Yes3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes4. raped? My hand5. murdered? No6. committed acts of terrorism?: No

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: I don't really think of speeding, I just do it.

Are you an internet user or abuser?: User

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 3 or 4

What is your most frequent typo?: Knot Shore

How would you describe your social position?: Middle-High

How would you describe your life?: Interesting

How would you describe yourself?: Couldn't think of anything, so I took the words from Neos Nightmare "as someone who can run sh*t if need be but also has the ability to watch and learn"

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: It's my homepage, and for the CFM.

How would you describe spam?: Somewhat like cat food. Pretty good fried though.

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Hardcore?

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Forum Name: gta_king
Real-life Name:James Moorehead
Real-life Location:North East England
Age in Years:18
Star Sign:Capricorn
Weak Point:Communicating with other people
Favourite Colour:Red
Favourite Number:7
Most commonly used expletive:Tw*t
Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:None
Car or bus?:Car
Capitalism or Communism?:Capitalism
All work and no play...:Makes me want to stab my eyes out with a rusty fork.
How much time have you spent incarcerated?:None
Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:Nope
Have you ever:
1. shoplifted? Nope

2. overspeeded? Nope3. committed acts of vandalism? Nope4. raped? Nope5. murdered? Nope6. committed acts of terrorism?:

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:

Are you an internet user or abuser?:User

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:4, PSP, PS2, Mobile Phone, MP3 Player

What is your most frequent typo?:sec always becomes sex

How would you describe your social position?:Unknown

How would you describe your life?:Average

How would you describe yourself?:Fairly uninteresting.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Its addictive and i've got nothing better to do.

How would you describe spam?: Luncheon meat sang about by the Monty Python crew

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):Sexual

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Forum Name:
TenaciousD.
Real-life Name:
Graham Fitzgerald
Real-life Location:
Colchester, Essex, UK
Age in Years:
15
Star Sign:

Leo
Weak Point:
Life
Favourite Colour:
Orange
Favourite Number:
3
Most commonly used expletive:
sh*t
Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
Nope
Car or bus?:
Bus
Capitalism or Communism?:
Capitalism
All work and no play...:
Makes for a boring life
How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
0 hours
Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
Surprising not
Have you ever:
1. shoplifted? Yes

2. overspeeded? No3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes4. raped? No5. murdered? 6. committed acts of terrorism?: No

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:

Not really

Are you an internet user or abuser?:

Abuser

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:

6

What is your most frequent typo?:

teh

How would you describe your social position?:

Slightly above average

How would you describe your life?:

Heading in the right direction

How would you describe yourself?:

Normal

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:

Not quite sure, habit I suppose

How would you describe spam?:

A low grade meat

How would you describe this questionnaire? (easy target):A questionnaire Edited February 2, 2008 by TenaciousD.

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Forum Name:

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-Bendy!!!!

Real-life Name:

gemma

Real-life Location:

stoke-on-trent, england.

Age in Years:

17

Star Sign:

gemini

Weak Point:

spending too much

Favourite Colour:

red

Favourite Number:

1

Most commonly used expletive:

f*ck

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:

nothing major

Car or bus?:

car

Capitalism or Communism?:

what?

All work and no play...:

makes jack a dull boy

How much time have you spent incarcerated?:

what?

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:

no?

Have you ever:1. shoplifted? yes2. overspeeded? yes3. committed acts of vandalism? yes4. raped? no5. murdered? no6. committed acts of terrorism?:nooo

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:

oh yes

Are you an internet user or abuser?:

user

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:

lots

What is your most frequent typo?: dunoooo

How would you describe your social position?: mint

How would you describe your life?: safe as f*ck

How would you describe yourself?: sound

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: why not

How would you describe spam?: liek poo

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): wank Edited July 21, 2006 by Bendy

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Forum Name:

Nemesi

Real-life Name:

Federico (Italian names, the best!)

Real-life Location:

Padova, Italy

Age in Years:

Almost 21

Star Sign:

Scorpion

Weak Point:

Listen too much music

Favourite Colour:

Purple

Favourite Number:

4

Most commonly used expletive:

I don't use them in english, PM me and I tell you the one I use in italian

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:

Alcohol, lots of alcohol

Car or bus?:

Bus

Capitalism or Communism?:

Communism

All work and no play...:

makes you gay

How much time have you spent incarcerated?:

Never

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:

No

Have you ever:1. shoplifted? What?2. overspeeded? Yes3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes4. raped? No5. murdered? Of course6. committed acts of terrorism?: SoonDo you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:

Yes, I wanna rape many girls I know and I meet on the way.

Are you an internet user or abuser?:

Abuser, and you'll pay the conseguences

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:

7

What is your most frequent typo?:

None

How would you describe your social position?:

I'm the best, but no-one wants to recognize this

How would you describe your life?:

Great!

How would you describe yourself?:

Great!

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:

Because I hate you. I want to become an Admin and then I'll destroy you all

How would you describe spam?:

Useless

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):

Useless

Edited February 24, 2006 by Nemesi

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Forum Name:
D-Structo
Real-life Name:
Jakub Adamek
Real-life Location:
Krobia, Poland
Age in Years:
18
Star Sign:
Leo
Weak Point:
Laziness
Favourite Colour:
Light blue
Favourite Number:
8
Most commonly used expletive:
sh*te
Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
Present, maybe small amounts in the near future
Car or bus?:
If I had a car, I'd choose car.
Capitalism or Communism?:
Capitalism
All work and no play...:
NO!
How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
0 years, 0 months, 0 weeks, 0 days, 0 hours, 0 minutes.
Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
No... I guess?
Have you ever:
1. shoplifted?
No

2. overspeeded?

Yes

3. committed acts of vandalism?

Yes

4. raped?

No

5. murdered?

No

6. committed acts of terrorism?:No

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:

Hm, no.

Are you an internet user or abuser?:

User

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:

1 - Cell phone [does the computer count?]

What is your most frequent typo?:

'Milestione'

How would you describe your social position?:

In the middle

How would you describe your life?:

My life is pretty boring, but I'm gonna try to change it soon.

How would you describe yourself?:

Flanel shirt + awesome glasses.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:

LEIK OMG LOOK PPL AM ON TEH INTERNETZ!!11one!1oneone!!1!

How would you describe spam?:

Haven't try it.

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):

Seems to be an another evil plan.

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Forum Name: xmikester

Real-life Name: Mike

Real-life Location: Philadelphia

Age in Years: 14

Star Sign: Aquarius

Weak Point: Umm, dunno.

Favourite Colour: Red

Favourite Number: 13

Most commonly used expletive: oh sh*t

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Future?

Car or bus?: Car

Capitalism or Communism?: I don't know

All work and no play...: get's you money?

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nope

Have you ever:1. shoplifted? yes2. overspeeded? no3. committed acts of vandalism? does setting parks trash cans on fire count?4. raped? no5. murdered? no6. committed acts of terrorism?: no

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: No

Are you an internet user or abuser?: User

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 5, I think

What is your most frequent typo?: Not sure

How would you describe your social position?: Average

How would you describe your life?: Good

How would you describe yourself?: I don't smile much

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I don't know

How would you describe spam?: stupid pointless annoying messages =/

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): A questionaire is a questionaire, right?

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Forum Name: Spidey

Real-life Name: T

Real-life Location: Brooklyn, NY

Age in Years: 17

Star Sign: Leo

Weak Point: ?

Favorite Color: Black

Favorite Number: 72

Most commonly used expletive: Probobly a tie between "sh*t", and "damn".

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Weed in the past

Car or bus?: Subway

Capitalism or Communism?: Free-Enterprise, bitch.

All work and no play...: All play, some work.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Only herbs get caught.

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: ?

Have you ever:1. shoplifted? Yeah.2. overspeeded? No.3. committed acts of vandalism? I guess.4. raped? No.5. murdered? No. 6. committed acts of terrorism? No.

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: No.

Are you an internet user or abuser?: User i guess.

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 3

What is your most frequent typo?: Comming

How would you describe your social position?: Here? Loner probobly.

How would you describe your life?: On a scale of 1-10? 7

How would you describe yourself?:Cool, smart, funny, nice, opinionated, stubborn at times, and generous.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Most of the time to see what's going on here now.

How would you describe spam?: Posts about random bullsh*t not even close to what anyone in the topic is talking about, and repeated posts intented to just annoy people.

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Okay, i guess. Edited February 21, 2006 by Spidey.

Posted February 21, 2006 · February 21, 2006

Forum Name: ...
Real-life Name: Christ G. Nielsen, Esq.
Real-life Location: Vancouver
Age in Years: 24
Star Sign: Cancer
Weak Point: Leonardo DiCaprio
Favourite Colour: Mirror (Thankyou, White Ninja)
Favourite Number: 90210
Most commonly used expletive: Mar
Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: A bit of pot, here and there. In fact, it's been years since.
Car or bus?: I LOVE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION.
Capitalism or Communism?: Both?
All work and no play...: Feeds the family come winter.
How much time have you spent incarcerated?: One hour, in the cop car.
Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: They like my eyes.
Have you ever:
1. shoplifted? Yep.

2. overspeeded? Yep.3. committed acts of vandalism? Yep.4. raped? Nope.5. murdered? Not anyone important.6. committed acts of terrorism?: I write for the Canadian Comedy Network. So... yes.

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Nope.

Are you an internet user or abuser?: Is loser an option?

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Seven or so. I'm at work. See answer above.

What is your most frequent typo?: ;p;

How would you describe your social position?: Brunt of the joke? Stone cold fox? Wanton sex god? All of the above.

How would you describe your life?: Exciting. Yet somehow, I keep coming back here.

How would you describe yourself?:Self effacing, relatively smart, coy, aloof, and a touch art fag. I did go to art school, you realize.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: It's like this conduit to a different world; a world full of all sorts of interesting folk... like little fairies... that also happen to be nearly half my age. It's free of a lot of the condescending cynicism that surrounds my everyday life.

How would you describe spam?: Sysnode.

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): A brilliant waste of my time.

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