meta187 12,110 Posted February 21, 2006 (edited) ~GTAF Members from A to Z~ Have Fun Guys & Gals (all 4 of you). *Thanks to fargo for the initial questionaire concept and to Svip for being a picky biznatch! Table by Naomi New Section Added: GENERAL Forum Name: Real-life Name: Real-life Location: Age in Years: Star Sign: Weak Point: Favourite Colour: Favourite Number: Most commonly used expletive: Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Car or bus?: Capitalism or Communism?: All work and no play...: How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Have you ever: 1. shoplifted? 2. sped? 3. committed acts of vandalism? 4. murdered? 5. committed acts of terrorism?: [*]Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: [*]Are you an internet user or abuser?: [*]How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: [*]What is your most frequent typo?: [*]How would you describe your social position?: [*]How would you describe your life?: [*]How would you describe yourself?: [*]Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: [*]How would you describe spam?: [*]How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): New Section Added: BONUS [b][u]Bonus Questions:[/u][/b] Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? New Section Added: GANG Gang Survey Have you ever at any point been involved in a GTAF gang unofficial or official?(If Not whytf are you answering this?): Around when did you first join your first gang, did you post around first or immediatly post a Free Agent Topic? How many gangs have you been in, which ones?: Have you ever started or lead a gang at any point?: Around what era and time would you say the gang scene was the most fun or involved for you? In the time you were involved did you ever find yourself in any kind of gang rivalries or "wars"? Which rival gang member (if any) was your greatest challenge or annoyance?: Being perfectly honest did you ever find yourself at the losing end of a argument involving a gang dispute? Being reasonably non-biased, did you ever feel like you "pwned" someone in a dispute? (feel free to pull quotes if you have them on hand) Which Gang-member past or present do you feel is/was..*multiple answers are fine.[*]Which gang past/present, official or unofficial: Was your favorite: Is your favorite: Was your least favorite: Is your least favorite: Was/is the most influencial: Was/is the most innovative: Was/is the most controversial: Was/is the most fun: Was/is the most active: Had/has the best front page: Had/has the best sigs & support tags: Had/has the most original theme: Had/has the most poorly concieved theme: Had/has the best members: Had/has the poorest members: [*]What rule being currently enforced would you like to see removed or downgraded on severity of penalty for violation?:[*]What rule being currently enforced would you like to see become stricter?:[*]When the PGC originally formed it was based on the premise that eventuallyonline clans based on a GTA online came that would supposedly come out some timein the near futute. A few years after the fact with no commercially endorsed online MMORPG in sight have PGC "gangs" lost their over-all relevance to gtaforums.com?[*]If the day should arrive soon that we do in fact get a Rockstar endorsed online GTA game do you think that would effect the PGC in a positive or negative fashion?:[*]The original tone of the PGC was very agressive and mired in subterfuge,a general attitude of questioning authority and being competive and suspiciousof outsiders. Presently, it is a decidedly "safer" place with most gangsgetting along and most factions "behaving" under an increased admin presence.Which do you prefer and for what reasons.[*]Who would you like to see go official in the next gang race? Who would you like to see ousted?[*]What if any new developments or ideals implemented would you like to see in the PGC's future. New Section Added: GTAF MADLIBS In case you've forgotten what adjectives, adverbs, nouns, and verbs are, here is a quick review: An ADJECTIVE describes something or somebody. Lumpy, soft, ugly, messy, and short are adjectives. An ADVERB tells how something is done. It modifies a verb and usually ends in "ly". Modestly, stupidly, greedily, and carefully are adverbs. A NOUN is the name of a person, place or thing. Sidewalk, umbrella, bridle, bathtub, and nose are nouns. A VERB is an action word. Run, pitch, jump, and swim are verbs. When we ask for a GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION, we mean any sort of place: a country or a city (Spain, Cleveland) or a room (bathroom, kitchen). An EXCLAMATION or SILLY WORD is any sort of funny sound, gasp, grunt, or outcry. Wow! Ouch! Whomp! Ick! Gadzooks! are exclamations and silly words. When we ask for specific words like A NUMBER, A COLOR, AN ANIMAL, OR A PART OF THE BODY, we mean a word that is one of those things. When a PLURAL is asked for, be sure to pluralize the word. For example, cat pluralized is cats. IMPORTANT: Fill in the random words BEFORE you plug them in to the final paragrauph, otherwise your answers will seem, "calculated" and a bit less random and humorous. Try not to use the same words twice unless instructed to. Here's the template: GTAF MOD or ADMIN: FAMOUS PERSON(REAL OR FICTIONAL): LOCATION: NOUN: ADJECTIVE: PLURAL NOUN: PLURAL NOUN: MEDIA SOURCE: GTAF MEMBER: VERB (action tense): LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL): PLURAL NOUN: MAJOR CRIME/SIN: MINOR CRIME/SIN: PLURAL NOUN: LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL): VERB (ACTION TENSE): NOUN: NOUN: BODY PART: TRANSPORTATION: NOUN: PLURAL NOUN: ADJECTIVE: PLURAL NOUN: PLURAL NOUN: TIME INCREMENT: NOUN: NOUN: VERB: NOUN: VERB (PAST TENSE): PLURAL NOUN: GTAF MOD or ADMIN(REPEAT #1): FAMOUS PERSON(REPEAT #2): NOUN: RANDOM EXCLAMATION!: Now simply plug these words into their corresponding numbers in the following paragraph: One day 1, 2 and myself were all hanging out at the locaL 3 which as you know is a very fine 4. Everything was going 5 so we decided to order a round of 6 to go with our 7 when suddenly it was broadcast over the 8 that the deviant fugitive, 9 was being chased in a high speed 10 by the 11 police 12 for the heignous acts of13 and 14. He was finally spotted while trying to purchase 15 at 16, which were on sale at the time and was now 17. at top speed down the 18. We watched with baited 19 as the Channel 9, 20 in the sky showed him veer his 21 off the road to take refuge in a 22. The police closed in and announced, "we have you surrounded, come out with your 23 up!" To which he answered, "You'll never take me alive, you 24 25!" A special s.w.a.t. team was called in and 26 took their positions along the rooftops. After a 27 had passed, he shouted, "Ok,I give my 28 up I'm coming out of the 29, don't 30 !" He walked out slowly and then suddenly pulled out a 31! The s.w.a.t. team immediatly reacted and 32 him away in a blazing hail of 33! I looked over at 34 and 35 and said,"Now that is one dumb mother-36, right there! " To which they enthusiastically replied, " 37 !" New Section Added: GAME Gamer Tag(s): Current Consoles/PC Specs: Games Beaten/Completed Approx.: Past Consoles Owned/ Favorite Titles for those Consoles: Console vs. PC Gaming?: Favorite Action/Adventure Game: Favorite Sports Game: Favorite First Person Shooter: Favorite SIMulation Game: Favorite Raceing Game: Favorite Puzzle Game: Favorite Fighting Game: Favorite Survival Horror Game: Favorite Movie Based Game: Favorite Gameing Franchise: Favorite Game Icon: Favorite Game Babe: Favorite Console Controller: Favorite Role Playing Game:1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games?2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game?3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present?4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue.5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player? Updated 2/01/09: RESPONDENTS Found Here on page 29, thanks in large part to !!GameCH33TA!!, many thanks to Naomi for the original table sets. The best natural leader: The best 2nd in command: The best soldier: The most charismatic: The most humorous: The most well spoken: The most arrogant: The most irratating: The most aggresive: The most In-the-know: The wierdest/original: The most generic: The most controversial: Biggest Drama Queen: Most Helpful inside the PGC: Most Helpful outside the PGC: Biggest Spammer: Most Respected Veteran: Most Respected Newcomer: Best Survivor: Most Improved: Most fallen-from-grace: Best Kept Secret: Most trustworthy: Most Untrustworthy: Most Ambitious: Edited February 9, 2009 by meta187 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Svip 3,743 Posted February 21, 2006 OMgomgomgomg lol: item 1 item 2 item 3 item 4 sub 1 sub 2 sub 3 item 5 item 6 item 1 item 2 item 3 item 4 sub 1 sub 2 sub 3 [*] item 5[*] item 6 Before you fix your code, we can talk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meta187 12,110 Posted February 21, 2006 (edited) Oh you mean like installing a sublist for the crime section? I'll look into it. EDIT: Done & Done. Edited February 21, 2006 by meta187 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hawk 2 Posted February 21, 2006 a. Forum Name: Hawk b. Real-life Name: Ben c. Real-life Location: Dartford > Kent > uk d. Age in Years: 18 e. Star Sign: Gemini f. Weak Point: None g. Favourite Colour: Im Colour Blind > Seriously h. Favourite Number: 3 i. Most commonly used expletive in the English language: f*ck j. Most commonly used expletive in Native Tongue (+ translation): What???? k. Car or bus?: Car l. Capitalism or Communism?: Capatilsm m. All work and no play...: All work then play n. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Few days o. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Back in the endz, Im wanted for Pososession with intent to supply. p. Have you ever: 1. shoplifted? Yes 2. overspeeded? Yes 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes 4. raped? No 5. murdered? No 6. committed acts of terrorism?: No q. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: No r. Are you an internet user or abuser?: User s. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 1, Mobile Phone t. What is your most frequent typo?: Dunno u. How would you describe your social position?: Urm, what do you mean? Social Position, were not all kids at school. v. How would you describe your life?: Great w. How would you describe yourself?: DA BIZZLE!!!!! < English heads will know what that means. x. How would you describe Microsoft?: As a rich company y. How wouldyou describe spam?: z. How would you describe this questionnaire? :Pointless Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Svip 3,743 Posted February 21, 2006 Oh you mean like installing a sublist for the crime section? I'll look into it. EDIT: Done & Done. No, I mean like using for the entire list, • someletter looks stupid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meta187 12,110 Posted February 21, 2006 Yea he's being a bit (Cerb) picky but I ammeded it anyways as that's a pretty useful [ List ] feature I wasn't previously aware of, ya learn somethin' new everyday (well not really). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steve... 2 Posted February 21, 2006 a. Forum Name: Steve.. Duh b. Real-life Name:Steve.. Duh c. Real-life Location:Southampton d. Age in Years:15 e. Star Sign:Virgo f. Weak Point:Err.. I honestly don't know.. g. Favourite Colour:Blue h. Favourite Number:7 i. Most commonly used expletive in the English language:f*ck j. Most commonly used expletive in Native Tongue (+ translation):I dunno k. Car or bus?:Car l. Capitalism or Communism?:Capitalism m. All work and no play...:No, Work before play, but not ALL work n. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:6 Minutes o. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:Probably ... p. Have you ever:1. shoplifted? Yes2. overspeeded? No3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes4. raped? No5. murdered? No6. committed acts of terrorism?: Uh.. I don't think I've ever bombed a building.q. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:Sometimes r. Are you an internet user or abuser?:Both s. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:Seven t. What is your most frequent typo?:lol = olo u. How would you describe your social position?:.. Loner ? v. How would you describe your life?:Boring anf f*cking twisted w. How would you describe yourself?:Umm.. An annoying little prick with no life.. x. How would you describe Microsoft?:Money eating bastards. Seriously, They get like, billions of pounds and they don't give any to the three million people starving. y. How wouldyou describe spam?:Utter Bullsh*t. z. How would you describe this questionnaire? :Pretty good as I can express my feelings about the questions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vALKYR 7 Posted February 21, 2006 Forum Name: vALKYR Real-life Name:Thomas M. Real-life Location:Nordhorn, Landkreis Bentheim, Euregio, Niedersachsen/Lower Saxony, Germany/Netherlands. Age in Years:23 Star Sign:Cancer Weak Point:Exaggerating everything. Favourite Colour:Blue Favourite Number:2 Most commonly used expletive in the English language:shut up. (with the rené allo allo accent) Most commonly used expletive in Native Tongue (+ translation):godverdomme (for god sakes) Car or bus?:Mercedes CLK Capitalism or Communism?:None. All work and no play...:Nah. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:15 minutes. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:Nope. Have you ever:1. shoplifted?Nay. 2. overspeeded?Oh yes. 3. committed acts of vandalism?No. 4. raped?No. 5. murdered?No. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:No. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:Overspeeding ... without being caught of course Are you an internet user or abuser?:User, producer ... whatever How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:4 (mp3 player, mobile phone, TV, DVD Player) What is your most frequent typo?:heklo (hello) How would you describe your social position?:Worker and Relaxer. How would you describe your life?:Full of nice things, full of not nice things but it ... just went it's way. How would you describe yourself?:Happy most of the time, music-lover, worker, summerguy. How would you describe Microsoft?:As a bunch of idiots who need to re-learn programming occasionally. How would you describe spam?:A pain in the ass. How would you describe this questionnaire? :Something to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny_Tightlips 32 Posted February 21, 2006 Forum Name: Jonny Tightlips Real-life Name:Zak Douglas (Zachary Douglas) Real-life Location:San Francisco, California, USA Age in Years:15 (in April) Star Sign:Aries Weak Point:Crotch Favourite Colour:Light blue Favourite Number:69, dude Most commonly used expletive in the English language:f*ck Most commonly used expletive in Native Tongue (+ translation):Scheiße (sh*t) Car or bus?:Car Capitalism or Communism?:Socialism All work and no play...:Make Zak a dull boy How much time have you spent incarcerated?:None Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:Probably. My mom's a hippy. Have you ever:1. shoplifted?Yes 2. overspeeded?No 3. committed acts of vandalism?Yes 4. raped?No 5. murdered?No 6. committed acts of terrorism?:Jihads on several buttocks Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:Jihads on several buttocks. Are you an internet user or abuser?:Yes How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:5 What is your most frequent typo?:I USually HIt SHift ANd NOt LEt GO IN TIme. LIke THis. How would you describe your social position?:Loner, but a leader at times How would you describe your life?:Religious How would you describe yourself?:Optimistic, Religious How would you describe Microsoft?:360 How would you describe spam?:FBI How would you describe this questionnaire? :Womanly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_-playero-_ 0 Posted February 21, 2006 (edited) Forum Name: _-playerp-_ Real-life Name:Manuel Velásquez Real-life Location:Costa Rica Age in Years: 17 Star Sign: You mean, cancer? Weak Point: Women... Favourite Colour: Blue Favourite Number: 16 Most commonly used expletive in the English language: fuck! Most commonly used expletive in Native Tongue (+ translation): puta! (fuck!) Car or bus?: Bus Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism All work and no play...: makes jack a dull boy. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: none Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nah Have you ever: 1. shoplifted? No 2. overspeeded? No 3. committed acts of vandalism? Hmm, maybe.4. raped? No f*cking way.5. murdered? No.6. committed acts of terrorism?: No...Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: terrorismAre you an internet user or abuser?: probably an abuser.How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: a l ot.What is your most frequent typo?: teh, sometimes I just skip and add letters.How would you describe your social position?: mintHow would you describe your life?: Boring...How would you describe yourself?: Intersting...How would you describe Microsoft?: Eh...?How would you describe spam?: All the f*cking emails I've been getting lately.How would you describe this questionnaire? : Doesn't dig deep enough. UPDATED July 12th... *for all intended purpouses I am 17 now. Bonus Questions: Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? supernatural stuff, some. Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? wtf? Sexually Active? Nah... How would you describe this questionaire? doesn't dig deep enough GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? Pleasure.... What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? Hmmm, can't say here. Edited July 12, 2006 by _-playero-_ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knife 132 Posted February 21, 2006 Forum Name: Knife (why? why did you ask that question?) Real-life Name:Andy Real-life Location:UK Age in Years:15 Star Sign:Libra Weak Point:Balls Favourite Colour:Blue Favourite Number:10 Most commonly used expletive in the English language:f*ck Most commonly used expletive in Native Tongue (+ translation): Dont ask hard questions plz Car or bus?:Car Capitalism or Communism?:Lets have both All work and no play...: No, are you crazy? How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Egg Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nnot at the moment Have you ever:1. shoplifted? NO!2. overspeeded? NO!3. committed acts of vandalism? NO!4. raped? NO!5. murdered? NO!6. committed acts of terrorism?: NO!Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:All of them Are you an internet user or abuser?: Abuse How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:1...2...3...5...12... What is your most frequent typo?:Maby How would you describe your social position?:Loud How would you describe your life?:Wasted How would you describe yourself?:Skinny, very How would you describe Microsoft?:Mummy How would you describe spam?:Well, it does taste great How would you describe this questionnaire? : Utter sh*t Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meta187 12,110 Posted February 21, 2006 (edited) •How would you describe this questionnaire? : Doesn't dig deep enough. I also think the topic might turn to be a bit messy. So @topic starter, if you can make table such as the one in the member picture thread, linking to each post per user, it would be really cool. Yea I've already considered swapping out a few questions for some more interesting ones that occured to me after reading a few of these, I wanted to wait and see how this was received before I started in with any hardcore tableing so it's looking pretty likely I'll be doing it soon, hyperlinks and all. EDIT: switched out 3 questions. I'll give this a day or two before I start tableing. Edited February 21, 2006 by meta187 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mullen 3 Posted February 21, 2006 (edited) Forum Name: Mullen Real-life Name:Nik Real-life Location:Spain, Reus Age in Years:18 Star Sign:Aquarius (sp?) Weak Point:Testicles Favourite Colour:Funky orange, sunset pink Favourite Number:6 Most commonly used expletive in the English language:f*ck Most commonly used expletive in Native Tongue:пошел ты на хуй Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:Weed, Shrooms, Cocaine, Alcohol, Tobacco Car or bus?:car Capitalism or Communism?:Communism All work and no play...:no How much time have you spent incarcerated?:Too funky to go to jail Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:no Have you ever:1. shoplifted?Yes 2. overspeeded?No 3. committed acts of vandalism?Yes 4. raped?No 5. murdered?I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die 6. committed acts of terrorism?:NO Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:nah Are you an internet user or abuser?:Yes How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:5 What is your most frequent typo?:methilenedioxymethamphetamine How would you describe your social position?:artistically gifted individual How would you describe your life?:Triumphant. How would you describe yourself?:f*ckable How would you describe Microsoft?:evil How would you describe spam?:trash How would you describe this questionnaire? :gimme my ten minutes back Edited May 28, 2008 by Mullen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bizarro. 0 Posted February 21, 2006 (edited) Forum Name: Bizarro. Real-life Name: Me am bizarro. Real-life Location: The planet of Htrae Age in Years: Unknown Star Sign: Gemini Weak Point: Balls. I hate it when people kick me there. Hurts like hell. Favourite Colour: Blue. Favourite Number: 21 Most commonly used expletive: f*ck Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Too much to remember. Car or bus?: Car Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism All work and no play...: f*ck no. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None. Although I have been to court for some stupid fight I was in. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I hope not. Have you ever: 1. shoplifted? Yes. 2. overspeeded? No.3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes.4. raped? Hell no.5. murdered? f*ck no.6. committed acts of terrorism?: Just a few nukes here and there.Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Sometimes I think of murder, but don't do it because I'm too much of a coward. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Abuser. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 13 What is your most frequent typo?: becuase How would you describe your social position?: Loud, funny, shy around people I don't know, stuff like that. How would you describe your life?: Totally f*cked up. How would you describe yourself?: Totally f*cked up. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I don't. I usually never log out. How would you describe spam?: Yummy. How would you describe this questionnaire? (easy target): Boring, long, and boring. Edited February 21, 2006 by Bizarro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayo Puño 2 Posted February 21, 2006 Forum Name: Rayo Puno Real-life Name:Xavier Real-life Location:Florida, USA Age in Years:17 Star Sign:Cancer Weak Point:Women Favourite Colour:Black, white, silver. Those aren't even colors though are they? Favourite Number:9, 52 Most commonly used expletive:f*ck Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:yes, many. Car or bus?:car Capitalism or Communism?:communism All work and no play...:is the way to be gay How much time have you spent incarcerated?:not much, like a month Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:i hope not Have you ever:1. shoplifted? many a time 2. overspeeded? daily 3. committed acts of vandalism? yes 4. raped? no 5. murdered? i wish 6. committed acts of terrorism? i don't think so Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:I think rightfully murdering someone would be neat Are you an internet user or abuser?:I use the internet to abuse my cock How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:I counted 11 What is your most frequent typo?:everything, my typing skills blow How would you describe your social position?:god-like How would you describe your life?:like a roller coaster How would you describe yourself?:f*cking sexy Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:good question How would you describe spam?:GTAF's outer layer How would you describe this questionnaire? (easy target): good idea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
original gangster 1 Posted February 21, 2006 Forum Name: Original Gangster (I wish to never type that out again) Real-life Name: Mike Real-life Location: Birmingham, UK Age in Years: 14 Star Sign: Capricorn Weak Point: Shy to new people. Favourite Colour: Red/Blue, I can't choose. Favourite Number: 69 of course. Most commonly used expletive in the English language: Shut the f*ck up. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: No, no, no. Car or bus?: Car Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism All work and no play...: Oh god no. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 0years, 0months, 0weeks, 0days, 0hours, 0minutes, 0seconds... Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: They're not onto me yet. Have you ever:1. shoplifted? Yes2. overspeeded? No3. committed acts of vandalism? I scribbled on a wall when I was three...so technically...4. raped? No5. murdered? Not yet...6. committed acts of terrorism?: Well... Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Murder.... Are you an internet user or abuser?: Er...s'pose abuser... How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 12 What is your most frequent typo?: I sometimes press ; instead of ', like this: They;re. How would you describe your social position?: Could be better. Shy with new people, but once I know someone I'm talkative. How would you describe your life?: At the age of problems. How would you describe yourself?: Funny, bubbly, good listener, love music/films etc. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Something to do I guess. How would you describe spam?: lol!!11oneone+CAPS+shift11 Also the twenty emails I have begging me for money. How would you describe this questionnaire? : Could have some better questions, but a good idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meta187 12,110 Posted February 21, 2006 How would you describe this questionnaire? : Could have some better questions, but a good idea. I'm up for suggestions, also I fixed a bold tag that was throwing some things off towards the end of the survey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darthYENIK 7,975 Posted February 21, 2006 Forum Name: DarthYENIK Real-life Name: Satan...er..a...Kenny Real-life Location: Orange County, California Age in Years: 21...ok 20, but only for two months, I say 21 so I can drink at family get togethers. Star Sign: Taurus Weak Point: Booze Favourite Colour: Red Favourite Number: 5 Most commonly used expletive: f*ckin' Hell Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Yes please. Car or bus?: I'm neither, I am a human being, dammit. Capitalism or Communism?: Neither. All work and no play...: ...sucks. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 0, can't jail what you can't catch. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: See item "o". Have you ever:1. shoplifted? No2. overspeeded? Yes3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes4. raped? Define rape.5. murdered? Define Murder.6. committed acts of terrorism?: Only against lowely security gaurds.Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Not really, they just happen. Are you an internet user or abuser?: User How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 15, 9 if you don't count the computer componants seperately. What is your most frequent typo?: teh. How would you describe your social position?: Don't give a f*ck, don't care. How would you describe your life?: darthYENIK lets out a big sigh How would you describe yourself?: Spry but lazy. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I have nothing better to do. How would you describe spam?: Meaty. Comes in a easy open can. Hawaiians seem to like it. How would you describe this questionnaire? (easy target): A list of questions, asking about ones life outside the GTAforums. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pavlov 102 Posted February 21, 2006 Forum Name: Pavlov Real-life Name: Mike Real-life Location: Lyon, France (polish immigrant) Age in Years: 21 Star Sign: Taurus Weak Point: i don't know. Never asked myself Favourite Colour: i don't have Favourite Number: neither Most commonly used expletive: f*ck Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: present. entertaining use. Car or bus?: car Capitalism or Communism?: capitalism for ones, left side for others. All work and no play...: play and work at the same time? How much time have you spent incarcerated?: ? Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: no Have you ever: 1. shoplifted? no 2. overspeeded? yes3. committed acts of vandalism? yes4. raped? no5. murdered? no6. committed acts of terrorism?: no Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: no for the ones i said "no" Are you an internet user or abuser?: user How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 2 ipod and cell phone - if we don't take in account the printer and other stuff from the computer What is your most frequent typo?: well no How would you describe your social position?: i don't know/ i don't tell How would you describe your life?: could be better, but it's the same for everybody How would you describe yourself?: you know me no? Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: i have friends in here How would you describe spam?: urbandictionnary - define - spam How would you describe this questionnaire? (easy target):as spam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin2006rhs 12 Posted February 21, 2006 (edited) Forum Name: kevin2006rhs Real-life Name:Kevin Yurkiw Real-life Location:Pittsburgh, PA, USA Age in Years:20 Star Sign:Sagittarius Weak Point:laziness Favourite Colour:Blue Favourite Number:28 Most commonly used expletive:sh*t Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:Alcohol, weed/alcohol/alcohol Car or bus?:Car Capitalism or Communism?:Both All work and no play...:leaves you no time to jack off. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:4 months Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:no Have you ever: shoplifted?no overspeeded?yes committed acts of vandalism?yes raped?its called "suprise sex"...but no I haven't murdered?I need to. committed acts of terrorism?I threw a grenade at a tank once... Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:Murder...there are some real assholes out there that can't drive for sh*t. Are you an internet user or abuser?:user How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:10 or 11 What is your most frequent typo?:saying words like "wouldn't" "couldn't" "don't" and forgetting the "n't" part How would you describe your social position?:I get along with everyone, but the underprivelaged tend to hate me and call me a prep or stuck-up. How would you describe your life?:Tense....lots of battles. Mainly divorce and my young teen troubled times. How would you describe yourself?:Tall, white, and somewhat stupid. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: To lovingly watch idiots call me an idiot while not realizing how much of a douche he is. How would you describe spam?:"5 words or less" Seriously...I would say not contributiung to the conversation at hand, no matter on the post size. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):A time wasting expierence like the rest of this place. Also similar is the fact that I am oddly compelled to join in the stupidity. Edited January 20, 2008 by kevin2006rhs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaj. 16 Posted February 21, 2006 Forum Name: <-Kajun-> Real-life Name: Kaj (pronounciation - Kai) Real-life Location: Kingston, Ontario, Cahnahduh Age in Years: 15 (16 in 2 weeks) Star Sign: Pisces Weak Point: Somewhat insecure Favourite Colour: Grey/silver Favourite Number: 31 Most commonly used expletive: Ah f*ck. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Once, pot, I was 12, long story. Car or bus?: Car Capitalism or Communism?: I really couldn't care less All work and no play...: f*ck off. Hell no. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I hope not. Have you ever:1. shoplifted? Once, 'twas a pack of Werther's2. overspeeded? Yeah. It didn't help that I didn't have a licence either.3. committed acts of vandalism? I once took a piss on my neighbour's roses, they all died days later. That count?4. raped? Nope.5. murdered? Not yet.6. committed acts of terrorism?: No. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Not really. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Abuser. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 18 What is your most frequent typo?: fcuk How would you describe your social position?: Middle-low How would you describe your life?: Boring as f*ck. How would you describe yourself?: Sarcastic. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: It's the heroin in the html, I knows it is!!!! How would you describe spam?: How would YOU describe spam? How would you describe this questionnaire? (easy target): Simple, could be some more questions that are more fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tom Hagan 0 Posted February 21, 2006 Forum Name: Tom Hagan Real-life Name: Joe Real-life Location: Toronto, Ontario Age in Years: 17 Star Sign: Libra Weak Point: Too sarcastic Favourite Colour: Green Favourite Number: 4 Most commonly used expletive: f*ck Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Soon Car or bus?: 2000 Lincoln LS Capitalism or Communism?: Neither All work and no play...: Mixture of both How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Teflon, that's all I'll say... Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nope, seeing as cops visit this site... Have you ever:1. shoplifted? Yes2. overspeeded? Yes3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes4. raped? My hand5. murdered? No6. committed acts of terrorism?: No Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: I don't really think of speeding, I just do it. Are you an internet user or abuser?: User How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 3 or 4 What is your most frequent typo?: Knot Shore How would you describe your social position?: Middle-High How would you describe your life?: Interesting How would you describe yourself?: Couldn't think of anything, so I took the words from Neos Nightmare "as someone who can run sh*t if need be but also has the ability to watch and learn" Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: It's my homepage, and for the CFM. How would you describe spam?: Somewhat like cat food. Pretty good fried though. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Hardcore? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gta_king 2 Posted February 21, 2006 Forum Name: gta_king Real-life Name:James Moorehead Real-life Location:North East England Age in Years:18 Star Sign:Capricorn Weak Point:Communicating with other people Favourite Colour:Red Favourite Number:7 Most commonly used expletive:Tw*t Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:None Car or bus?:Car Capitalism or Communism?:Capitalism All work and no play...:Makes me want to stab my eyes out with a rusty fork. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:None Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:Nope Have you ever: 1. shoplifted? Nope 2. overspeeded? Nope3. committed acts of vandalism? Nope4. raped? Nope5. murdered? Nope6. committed acts of terrorism?: Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Are you an internet user or abuser?:User How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:4, PSP, PS2, Mobile Phone, MP3 Player What is your most frequent typo?:sec always becomes sex How would you describe your social position?:Unknown How would you describe your life?:Average How would you describe yourself?:Fairly uninteresting. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Its addictive and i've got nothing better to do. How would you describe spam?: Luncheon meat sang about by the Monty Python crew How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):Sexual Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TenaciousD. 40 Posted February 21, 2006 (edited) Forum Name: TenaciousD. Real-life Name: Graham Fitzgerald Real-life Location: Colchester, Essex, UK Age in Years: 15 Star Sign: Leo Weak Point: Life Favourite Colour: Orange Favourite Number: 3 Most commonly used expletive: sh*t Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Nope Car or bus?: Bus Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism All work and no play...: Makes for a boring life How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 0 hours Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Surprising not Have you ever: 1. shoplifted? Yes 2. overspeeded? No3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes4. raped? No5. murdered? 6. committed acts of terrorism?: No Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Not really Are you an internet user or abuser?: Abuser How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 6 What is your most frequent typo?: teh How would you describe your social position?: Slightly above average How would you describe your life?: Heading in the right direction How would you describe yourself?: Normal Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Not quite sure, habit I suppose How would you describe spam?: A low grade meat How would you describe this questionnaire? (easy target):A questionnaire Edited February 2, 2008 by TenaciousD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bendy 0 Posted February 21, 2006 (edited) Forum Name: b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-Bendy!!!! Real-life Name: gemma Real-life Location: stoke-on-trent, england. Age in Years: 17 Star Sign: gemini Weak Point: spending too much Favourite Colour: red Favourite Number: 1 Most commonly used expletive: f*ck Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: nothing major Car or bus?: car Capitalism or Communism?: what? All work and no play...: makes jack a dull boy How much time have you spent incarcerated?: what? Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: no? Have you ever:1. shoplifted? yes2. overspeeded? yes3. committed acts of vandalism? yes4. raped? no5. murdered? no6. committed acts of terrorism?:nooo Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: oh yes Are you an internet user or abuser?: user How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: lots What is your most frequent typo?: dunoooo How would you describe your social position?: mint How would you describe your life?: safe as f*ck How would you describe yourself?: sound Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: why not How would you describe spam?: liek poo How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): wank Edited July 21, 2006 by Bendy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nemesi 0 Posted February 21, 2006 (edited) Forum Name:Nemesi Real-life Name:Federico (Italian names, the best!) Real-life Location:Padova, Italy Age in Years:Almost 21 Star Sign:Scorpion Weak Point:Listen too much music Favourite Colour:Purple Favourite Number:4 Most commonly used expletive:I don't use them in english, PM me and I tell you the one I use in italian Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:Alcohol, lots of alcohol Car or bus?:Bus Capitalism or Communism?:Communism All work and no play...:makes you gay How much time have you spent incarcerated?:Never Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:No Have you ever:1. shoplifted? What?2. overspeeded? Yes3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes4. raped? No5. murdered? Of course6. committed acts of terrorism?: SoonDo you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Yes, I wanna rape many girls I know and I meet on the way. Are you an internet user or abuser?:Abuser, and you'll pay the conseguences How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:7 What is your most frequent typo?: None How would you describe your social position?:I'm the best, but no-one wants to recognize this How would you describe your life?:Great! How would you describe yourself?:Great! Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:Because I hate you. I want to become an Admin and then I'll destroy you all How would you describe spam?:Useless How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Useless Edited February 24, 2006 by Nemesi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D-Structo 0 Posted February 21, 2006 Forum Name: D-Structo Real-life Name:Jakub Adamek Real-life Location:Krobia, Poland Age in Years:18 Star Sign:Leo Weak Point:Laziness Favourite Colour:Light blue Favourite Number:8 Most commonly used expletive:sh*te Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:Present, maybe small amounts in the near future Car or bus?:If I had a car, I'd choose car. Capitalism or Communism?:Capitalism All work and no play...:NO! How much time have you spent incarcerated?:0 years, 0 months, 0 weeks, 0 days, 0 hours, 0 minutes. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:No... I guess? Have you ever: 1. shoplifted?No 2. overspeeded?Yes 3. committed acts of vandalism?Yes 4. raped?No 5. murdered?No 6. committed acts of terrorism?:No Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:Hm, no. Are you an internet user or abuser?:User How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:1 - Cell phone [does the computer count?] What is your most frequent typo?:'Milestione' How would you describe your social position?:In the middle How would you describe your life?:My life is pretty boring, but I'm gonna try to change it soon. How would you describe yourself?:Flanel shirt + awesome glasses. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: LEIK OMG LOOK PPL AM ON TEH INTERNETZ!!11one!1oneone!!1! How would you describe spam?:Haven't try it. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):Seems to be an another evil plan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XMike 1 Posted February 21, 2006 Forum Name: xmikester Real-life Name: Mike Real-life Location: Philadelphia Age in Years: 14 Star Sign: Aquarius Weak Point: Umm, dunno. Favourite Colour: Red Favourite Number: 13 Most commonly used expletive: oh sh*t Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Future? Car or bus?: Car Capitalism or Communism?: I don't know All work and no play...: get's you money? How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nope Have you ever:1. shoplifted? yes2. overspeeded? no3. committed acts of vandalism? does setting parks trash cans on fire count?4. raped? no5. murdered? no6. committed acts of terrorism?: no Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: No Are you an internet user or abuser?: User How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 5, I think What is your most frequent typo?: Not sure How would you describe your social position?: Average How would you describe your life?: Good How would you describe yourself?: I don't smile much Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I don't know How would you describe spam?: stupid pointless annoying messages =/ How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): A questionaire is a questionaire, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spidey. 0 Posted February 21, 2006 (edited) Forum Name: Spidey Real-life Name: T Real-life Location: Brooklyn, NY Age in Years: 17 Star Sign: Leo Weak Point: ? Favorite Color: Black Favorite Number: 72 Most commonly used expletive: Probobly a tie between "sh*t", and "damn". Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Weed in the past Car or bus?: Subway Capitalism or Communism?: Free-Enterprise, bitch. All work and no play...: All play, some work. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Only herbs get caught. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: ? Have you ever:1. shoplifted? Yeah.2. overspeeded? No.3. committed acts of vandalism? I guess.4. raped? No.5. murdered? No. 6. committed acts of terrorism? No. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: No. Are you an internet user or abuser?: User i guess. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 3 What is your most frequent typo?: Comming How would you describe your social position?: Here? Loner probobly. How would you describe your life?: On a scale of 1-10? 7 How would you describe yourself?:Cool, smart, funny, nice, opinionated, stubborn at times, and generous. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Most of the time to see what's going on here now. How would you describe spam?: Posts about random bullsh*t not even close to what anyone in the topic is talking about, and repeated posts intented to just annoy people. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Okay, i guess. Edited February 21, 2006 by Spidey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otter 7,876 Posted February 21, 2006 Forum Name: ... Real-life Name: Christ G. Nielsen, Esq. Real-life Location: Vancouver Age in Years: 24 Star Sign: Cancer Weak Point: Leonardo DiCaprio Favourite Colour: Mirror (Thankyou, White Ninja) Favourite Number: 90210 Most commonly used expletive: Mar Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: A bit of pot, here and there. In fact, it's been years since. Car or bus?: I LOVE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION. Capitalism or Communism?: Both? All work and no play...: Feeds the family come winter. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: One hour, in the cop car. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: They like my eyes. Have you ever: 1. shoplifted? Yep. 2. overspeeded? Yep.3. committed acts of vandalism? Yep.4. raped? Nope.5. murdered? Not anyone important.6. committed acts of terrorism?: I write for the Canadian Comedy Network. So... yes. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Nope. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Is loser an option? How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Seven or so. I'm at work. See answer above. What is your most frequent typo?: ;p; How would you describe your social position?: Brunt of the joke? Stone cold fox? Wanton sex god? All of the above. How would you describe your life?: Exciting. Yet somehow, I keep coming back here. How would you describe yourself?:Self effacing, relatively smart, coy, aloof, and a touch art fag. I did go to art school, you realize. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: It's like this conduit to a different world; a world full of all sorts of interesting folk... like little fairies... that also happen to be nearly half my age. It's free of a lot of the condescending cynicism that surrounds my everyday life. How would you describe spam?: Sysnode. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): A brilliant waste of my time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
