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-shaDow

This changes now.

 

http://imdb.com/title/tt0417148/

 

ON A MOTHERF*CKIN PLANE!

 

If this line isn't screamed by Samuel Jackson, the movie will be a huge letdown for me.

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Goodfella.

Wtf is Jackson playing at? though he did do that film with the dad from American Pie, so I shouldn't act so suprised.

 

Sounds like it could be pretty funny though...

 

 

Dan catches on that it's not a comedy.

 

Dear god.

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papanesta

There is just no way this can be bad.

 

I've been telling people about it, it's pretty fun to explain. biggrin.gif

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darthYENIK

"THEY DESERVED TO SLITHER, AND I HOPE THEY SLITHER IN FIRST CLASS!"

 

Ok, not as funny as I thought. I really hate airplane movies. Airplane! is the only movie I've liked. I hope the mid 90's airplane disaster movie craze doesn't come back.

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BrassKnuckles

I found a leaked copy of the script.

 

"Snakes on a Plane"

This summer, it's snakes. On a plane. Buckle up."

 

SCENE 1 - Ticket Counter

 

Tiffany: Can I buy a ticket to Malibu? Business class, please.

Clerk: Certainly. Anything you'd like checked?

Tiffany: No, thank you. *leaves*

Assassin: Can I buy a ticket to Malibu? Assassins class, please.

Clerk: Certainly. Anything you'd like checked?

Assassin: Yes, please. This big crate of poisonous snakes.

 

SCENE 2 - Plane Cabin

 

Assassin: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS. *releases snakes*

Tiffany: Ahhh!

Samuel Jackson: SNAKES, MOTHERF*CKER!

 

SCENE 3 - Plane Hold

 

Samuel Jackson: It's a SNAKE. On a MOTHERF*CKING PLANE.

Snake: *hisses*

Samuel Jackson: BITCH PLEASE. *kills*

Snake: *dies*

Samuel Jackson: DAMN! SNAKES ON A MOTHERF*CKING PLANE!

 

SCENE 4 - Plane Cabin

 

Assassin: This was a really bad idea.

SAMUEL MOTHERF*CKING JACKSON: HISS, MOTHERF*CKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Assassin: I give up, seriously.

SAMUEL MOTHERF*CKING JACKSON: SNAKES, MOTHERF*CKER. ON A MOTHERF*CKING PLANE. IT'LL GETCHA DRUNK!

Assassin: Okay. Enough. Sam.

SAMUEL MOTHERF*CKING JACKSON: BITCH, DON'T TALK. THERE'S SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERF*CKER.

Assassin: I'm leaving.

SAMUEL MOTHERF*CKING JACKSON: WHAT DOES A SNAKE LOOK LIKE? DOES HE LOOK LIKE A SNAKE?

Assassin: What?

SAMUEL MOTHERF*CKING JACKSON: *shoots Assassin* DOES HE LOOK LIKE A MOTHERF*CKING SNAKE?

 

Temporary end.

 

Don't forget to see the sequel thriller, "Snakes on a Plane 2: Snakes on a Plain," shot in the stunning locale of middle Nebraska.

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-shaDow

I expect the words snake and plane to be used no less than 500 times each in this movie.

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Kutthroat

user posted image

 

user posted image

 

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user posted image

 

I bring you all pictures from the movie!

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-shaDow

This thread should have a minimum of 80 replies by now.

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ISd3d

harrison Ford better be in this motherlover.

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Kraknor

Heh, this reminds me of the trailer on the Spun DVD. Flying Virus. The most prominent feature of the trailer, 'OH SHIUT THERES BEES ON THE PLANE'.

 

Yep. Bees. Makes snakes look like polar f*cking bears.

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Andrewbot

Dude, I saw this in Wired yesterday, I am so pumped. I am seeing the movie just so I can say "I saw 'Snakes on a Plane' and THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!"

I was reading that the director was going to change the name of the film to "Pacific Flight 272" or something, but Samuel L. Jackson said one of the reasons he signed on to the film was because of the title.

Has anyone else bought shirts? I already bought this one http://damnation-inc.com/order.php?item=1

 

And plan to buy this one http://topatoco.com/snakes.htm

 

THERE ARE SNAKES ON A PLANE!

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darthYENIK
harrison Ford better be in this motherlover.

I'm pretty sure he's too smart to do that.

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noodles

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This could be a classic. The holy trinity of snakes, planes, and minorities brought together and put on the silver screen. Epics like these come once in a generation. cryani.gif

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GTA3Freak-2001
How ingenious, no one would take notice of a movie called "Flight 145: Flight of Death" that featured snakes getting loose on a jetliner it would just be something to add to the crappy disaster movie pile. But magically call the movie "Snakes on a Plane" and the sheer simpleness of the title has people going crazy wanting to see it and also spreading the word of it even if it is about snakes on a plane lol

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Grandthefter

This is going to be such a big hit, the film itself will probably be rubbish, but just the sheer amount of people wanting to see it because of the title/pre-hype will make it massive.

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WidowMaker
It's time to stop stealing stuff from SA.

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just another thug
The concept of this movie is so deep that I could only see Samual L. Jackson starring in this movie.

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