Cubanwhip for Mayor

[Cubanwhip]

Official Liberty City 98\\\' Campaign Topic for Cubanwhip

 

\\\"Getting Rid Of Those Duboius Awards, One At A Time....\\\"

 

I am running for Mayor of Liberty City. Now before you say \\\"What a loser, he is actually playing along with that game,\\\" read this next statement. Yes I am, but that isn\\\'t the point. The point is that do you really want Liberty City to always win the same six dubious awards every year? I for one don\\\'t want to. I want to reduce this to a minimum of four. Now, this will not require not only me and my campaign, but also all shops and businesses in Liberty City. This is a group effort to better the city we live in and up ourselves in this fine country. I will list the six awards and as we solve them, I will cross them off our list.

 

Red means we accomplished in getting rid of the award.

Blue means we are working on it.

White means we have not started on this award yet.

 

Award 1: Place you are most likely to get mugged or robbed.

Award 2: Place you are most likely to die of diseases caused by pollution.

Award 3: Place you are most likely to be exposed to lethal amounts of radiation.

Award 4: Place you are most likely to be an alcoholic or drug addict.

Award 5: Place you are most likely to get an accidental gender re-alignment.

Award 6: Place you are most likely to marry a relative.

 

Votes For: 0

Votes Against: 0

 

Jobs:

 

Now of course you can\\\'t expect me to do this alone do you. I am hiring positions in my campaign. There are only three positions open. More jobs are soon to open.

 

Campaign Manager: Available. Salary: $500 up front, then $600 when ever we get a substantial amout of votes in. Details: You plan out the campaign. You decide what goes where and what happens when. You need a bit of qualification though. I will look into you when you tryout.

 

Campaign Artist: Available. Salary: $50 for each good poster, banner, topic, etc. design. Details: You design the topics, the posters, and the banners we have as a campaign team. This is very important if we need to be known quickly.

 

Campaign Reporter: Available. Salary: $150 for each excellent report I receive about our progress. Details: You put us out there. You help convince people why to choose me, and help write speeches. Now, you won\\\'t do all the speeches, as that is my job.

Important:

It would be recommended to have AIM. So we can discuss as a group what we are planning. Please private message me your AIM Screen Names AFTER I approve you for the job.

 

Donations:

 

We are accepting donations for our campaign. If you donate, it will be greatly appreciated and will not go to my profit. It will go to a seperate section of money. You may see this section in my Saint Mark\\\'s page.

 

Thank you for your time in reading this topic. And remember I am \\\"Getting rid of those dubious awards, one at a time....\\\"

Edited February 7, 2006 by Cubanwhip