Pirateogta Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 wahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it be da best day o me known life i beet san andreas faster den anybody ever o at leest i think it be my fastest time ever 32 hours an 5 minutes an hahah if ya dun bleeve me check out da proof below dare now an den i proofed myself an no jokes about it no one can beet me cause i be da pirateogta an da masterogta thank you an good nite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mxyzptlk Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Now show us your "number of times cheated." And I'm pretty sure Blackwings beat it faster than that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdescobar Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Now show us your "number of times cheated." And I'm pretty sure Blackwings beat it faster than that? Blackwings was actually slightly slower (32:29). I never was much impressed by such things, but here's a cookie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA3Freak-2001 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 I like the lack of your "times cheated" page screenshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mxyzptlk Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Just give him a few minutes to start a new game and get a pic uploaded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirateogta Posted February 5, 2006 Author Share Posted February 5, 2006 dats cause i dun gotta pic o my times cheeted maybe i cheet a few times i remember i dun know when it happen i think it say 11 time cheeted but i didnt cheet to do mission stuff maybe i used da jetpack cheet o sumthing for horseshoes do it reely be a crime da mans? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirateogta Posted February 5, 2006 Author Share Posted February 5, 2006 Just give him a few minutes to start a new game and get a pic uploaded. what is dat supposed to meen anyways? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainland Marauder Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Good for you, kiddo. Maybe now that you have nothing to do in San Andreas anymore (besides perhaps beating the game without cheating for once) you can actually do your homework, pass the third grade and perhaps even learn how to write coherently. They're going to make you pay tuition if you don't graduate by 21 or so...nobody likes a 23-year-old high school freshman, so get to work. You'll be a real-life Billy Madison if you don't. And stop spamming the Caption This Picture thread...I lose all the time making better captions than you do, so cut out the whining. You've got some multiplication tables to do anyway. "You tell me exactly what you want, and I'll explain to you very carefully why it cannot be." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirateogta Posted February 5, 2006 Author Share Posted February 5, 2006 Good for you, kiddo. Maybe now that you have nothing to do in San Andreas anymore (besides perhaps beating the game without cheating for once) you can actually do your homework, pass the third grade and perhaps even learn how to write coherently. They're going to make you pay tuition if you don't graduate by 21 or so...nobody likes a 23-year-old high school freshman, so get to work. You'll be a real-life Billy Madison if you don't. And stop spamming the Caption This Picture thread...I lose all the time making better captions than you do, so cut out the whining. You've got some multiplication tables to do anyway. i alreddy past high scool freshmen anyways what are you talkin bout. im just tryin to show you how good i am at san andreas yet dares much more to do wit da discovery o aliens (dat no one bleeved once again ) an my captions for da caption dat pitcher contest are way better dan yours dey just discriminate against me cause o how i type Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digimetal Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 wow... a 100% eh? have a cookie nice... but, too bad you failed english classes in school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolo603 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 42 hrs when i play the game the 1st time. 2nd time i got 100% in around 38 hours. did not use any cheats for both. *wasted me an extra 38 hrs in my life just because i lost the basketball in the 1st save >.< yea and i thought my english is bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainland Marauder Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 i alreddy past high scool freshmen anyways what are you talkin bout. So your high school should be even more ashamed of itself than you should be of yourself. I bet it sucks being the only kid in school who couldn't spell "date" let alone get one. im just tryin to show you how good i am at san andreas Anyone can get 100% with cheats. You're just marginally better at SA than you are at spelling, so what? yet dares much more to do wit da discovery o aliens (dat no one bleeved once again ) Sorry, there are no aliens in San Andreas. Go away. an my captions for da caption dat pitcher contest are way better dan yours I didn't know we had a baseball thread on here. dey just discriminate against me cause o how i type If you wrote like that on a job application you'd have as much chance of getting an interview as William Hung has of getting a Grammy nomination. Though it might be humorous to some to hear people talk in a New Orleans accent, the effect is rather lost in written/typed word. Instead you just come off sounding like a tard. "You tell me exactly what you want, and I'll explain to you very carefully why it cannot be." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolo603 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 (edited) dey just discriminate against me cause o how i type If you wrote like that on a job application you'd have as much chance of getting an interview as William Hung has of getting a Grammy nomination. Though it might be humorous to some to hear people talk in a New Orleans accent, the effect is rather lost in written/typed word. Instead you just come off sounding like a tard. at least William Hung is reponsible enough to admit that he sucks. so give Mr. Hung some credits. he deserves the award. Edited February 5, 2006 by lolo603 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PacMaan Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 (edited) Nice one Pirateo - i could only manage to the end of SF missions in one day - then again - i suck Damn let the guy have his 5 mins of glory man - gettin thru the whole game in 32 hrs is tough going cheats or no cheats - oh btw if a certain trainer was used instead of cheats it dont show up on the stats, as far as they are concerned u sqeeeky clean Some cold cold people on this forum - lighten up man its only a game... Edited February 5, 2006 by PacMaan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainland Marauder Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 PacMaan, if it didn't come from a serial forums spammer who can't accept there are no aliens, UFOs, Bigfoot or Leatherface in SA - I'd be more congratulatory. "You tell me exactly what you want, and I'll explain to you very carefully why it cannot be." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaka Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 31h21m Busted / Wasted = 0/0 Cheats = 0 v2.0 game Save Game & Stats (66Kb ZIP) - Stats only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirateogta Posted February 5, 2006 Author Share Posted February 5, 2006 31h21mBusted / Wasted = 0/0 Cheats = 0 v2.0 game Save Game & Stats (66Kb ZIP) - Stats only good job da mans even i couldnt do dat good congradulations on your acheevement now i be in second place an you be in first place 1: Plaka: 31:21 2: Pirateogta: 32:05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirateogta Posted February 5, 2006 Author Share Posted February 5, 2006 PacMaan, if it didn't come from a serial forums spammer who can't accept there are no aliens, UFOs, Bigfoot or Leatherface in SA - I'd be more congratulatory. i do accept dat dare be no bigfoot (i proofed him wrong) or letherface ( ) in da game. but dare do be aliens in da game an with dem aliens cum ufos. actually dare mite not be aliens cause i still dun gottem outta dare ufos but im thinkin dares a player model o dem anyways i was thinkin if i shoot dare ufos wit a rocket launcher i mite bring down da ship an get dem out (dey'd probaly be gray o green o red i reely dun know maybe like in mars attacks o independent day im not reely to sure) but da ship not only mooves to fast but it shots you dead da second you see it almost hard to get pics for dat reeson dats why i could only get 2 for dat other thread an you guy didnt bleeve me so i aint gunna waste my time showin you more pics if you guys gunna be meen meen men to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pato303 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 31h21mBusted / Wasted = 0/0 Cheats = 0 v2.0 game Save Game & Stats (66Kb ZIP) - Stats only good job da mans even i couldnt do dat good congradulations on your acheevement now i be in second place an you be in first place 1: Plaka: 31:21 2: Pirateogta: 32:05 no because you cheated you didnt pass the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirateogta Posted February 5, 2006 Author Share Posted February 5, 2006 31h21mBusted / Wasted = 0/0 Cheats = 0 v2.0 game Save Game & Stats (66Kb ZIP) - Stats only good job da mans even i couldnt do dat good congradulations on your acheevement now i be in second place an you be in first place 1: Plaka: 31:21 2: Pirateogta: 32:05 no because you cheated you didnt pass the game. pato303 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pato303 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 nah cant be bothered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirateogta Posted February 8, 2006 Author Share Posted February 8, 2006 pato303 pato303<"uh-oh"| pato303 i pwned you lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norinator_42 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 but dare do be aliens in da game an with dem aliens cum ufos. Whoa, those aliens must be pretty talented....most guys i know can't cum UFOs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirateogta Posted February 8, 2006 Author Share Posted February 8, 2006 but dare do be aliens in da game an with dem aliens cum ufos. Whoa, those aliens must be pretty talented....most guys i know can't cum UFOs. what da heck is dat supposed to me anyways? ? when ya dun make sense dis is what happens to ya me> Norinator_42<you lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itellthetruth Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 (edited) let me explain a little more Old Guy-English=Pirateogta Pirateogta+GTAF=Hell for people already here LEARN HOW TO TYPE!!!!!! I beat the game 100 percent but it took me 40 hours...guess what i didnt use cheats Edited February 8, 2006 by Itellthetruth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainland Marauder Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 when ya dun make sense dis is what happens to ya The firing squad must've gotten lost getting to your house then. Oh, let me guess what I can expect now. "me -> <-manlind merader" Wow, you're so cool, kid. Thanks for reminding the rest of us that we have lives after all. "You tell me exactly what you want, and I'll explain to you very carefully why it cannot be." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_bandito_15 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 pirateogta... please be honest.. what's your home country? bugaria? albania? or wtf!!! I HAVE NEVER SEEN IN MY LIFE SUCH A RETARDED PERSON!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirateogta Posted February 9, 2006 Author Share Posted February 9, 2006 el_bandito_15 oh and mainland marauder i gotta special one just for you da mans lolz mainland marauder oxxxx(|:::::::::::::::::: ::::::> dats a sword up dare just incase ya didnt know dat and you be on da blade lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts