Battlefield 2

[MyMothersMySister]

VIDEO of the new patch. Could be old I don't know.

[Dup]

VIDEO of the new patch. Could be old I don't know.

I've not seen it, it looks like a mod to me, but thats whats proposed in the new patch.

 

Some screens from past 2 days:

 

Snipe Fest:

 

First bomber kills like, ever...

 

Taking a free ride:

[Platinum.]

End Bid: $1,000,000

 

 

Platty sells his account

 

Ok Waddy mate, I will do from now on. Just played on the server with Daz, RoadKillCafe, Ash, Bravo and some other people I can't remember. It was Daz, Roadkill and I on the MEC side in a squad, and we won.

 

Best thing to do in a situation with players 1000x better than you is to just follow one of them (I chose Daz) as a Medic and revive them and get flag assist captures etc.

 

I couldn't tell if he was getting annoyed by my constant following. He might think I fancy him.

[Road Kill Cafe]

End Bid: $1,000,000 

 

 

Platty sells his account

 

Ok Waddy mate, I will do from now on.  Just played on the server with Daz, RoadKillCafe, Ash, Bravo and some other people I can't remember. It was Daz, Roadkill and I on the MEC side in a squad, and we won.

 

Best thing to do in a situation with players 1000x better than you is to just follow one of them (I chose Daz) as a Medic and revive them and get flag assist captures etc.

 

I couldn't tell if he was getting annoyed by my constant following. He might think I fancy him. 

Yeah, that match was super fun. Espically when everyone was in a frenze to cap CPs. I got out of one vehicle, capped assisted, then got into another with different people like 30 times. Bad ass.

[Daz]

 

8 IGLA kills that round.

 

Some pistol sniping, in the round that I totally owned.

 

One crazy ass round, got mental kill death ratio and score. MG36 the whole round but ottae was being a fag noob tubing and dolphin diving, and JESUS CHRIST, half my deaths were due to teamkills. f*cking noobs on our side and not even a commander in the next round, which i got 52 - 23.

[colp4k]

hah daz i beat you for first place in the damn thanks to being a commander....yet again, this is like the 3rd time?

[Datalord]

Daz missed these

 

2

2

[Daz]

 

hah daz i beat you for first place in the damn thanks to being a commander....yet again, this is like the 3rd time?

You only get the points thanks to me.

 

And anyway I owned all that round, not even jesus could have beat me he would have been all trailing with hot sandles and a splintered 2x4.

 

 

Also that video is cool. I like the fact it only bounces if its near and you can still hit on impact at a distance, like I did on wake the other day it owned I shot a full fav from miles away going up a hill BOOM DED LOLS.

 

 

Oh yeah I saw a comet on Dalian plant.

 

And yeah, die c*nts.

 

 

 

 

Edit: yeah he got me because i was shooting a guy out of a T-90, and the other time that c*nt was being a c*nt so who cares f*ck off big whoop. Cantbeat that score so die slapnoggin.

[anuj]

...

 

Dude, it's like you slip off into your own language sometimes, where c*nt is a replacement for every noun, ever.

[Platinum.]

that c*nt was being a c*nt so who cares f*ck off big whoop. Cantbeat that score so die slapnoggin.

Platty saves that to hardrive

 

Slapnoggin?

[Datalord]

And anyway I owned all that round, not even jesus could have beat me he would have been all trailing with hot sandles and a splintered 2x4.

Says he who hasn't seen sunlight since 1992.

 

241!

[MyMothersMySister]

Just had some great games playing as a squad. We kicked arse in what was a pretty short round.

 

Rayo, THE Game, Pancho and myself. Nice one chaps. Have to bail because Niki's not very well.

[Dup]

Daz got about 100 of those points from killing me becasue I gave up and just used my knife.

 

got the c*nt 3 times

[Daz]

 

And anyway I owned all that round, not even jesus could have beat me he would have been all trailing with hot sandles and a splintered 2x4.

Says he who hasn't seen sunlight since 1992.

 

241!

Shut up, you only got that for sitting in a bh on a 64 server on songhua stalemate and whored it up and I swore so I got kicked, I would have had the same ammount and anyway I was on about my kills and deaths how ownage that was considering I didnt whore and I was on foot the whole time and it was a full server.

 

Also FACK OFF LIDNITCACKNID DIE f*ck SAKE.

 

Im so going to bed, I golfed in the 1 degree weather today and tomorrow I will be stiff as 4 day collection non fibred sh*t.

 

So laters bishc*ntches.

[Pancho the great]

That was some fun gaming tonight!!!

 

 

Im really getting into this game now!

 

 

Think Imn gonna try and learn how to fly properly.....Do you guys use a joystick or keyboard???

[MyMothersMySister]

That was some fun gaming tonight!!!

 

 

Im really getting into this game now!

 

 

Think Imn gonna try and learn how to fly properly.....Do you guys use a joystick or keyboard???

Mouse and keyboard here.

 

Rayo said I was a good pilot lol.

[Daz]

keyboard + keyboard.

 

god you c*nts are nubs.

 

how can you fly without a constant scroll, jesus.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

zfssdt rgf z\yrsywr wzt ws4\t \ and then it ended

[Rayo Puño]

That was some fun gaming tonight!!!

 

 

Im really getting into this game now!

 

 

Think Imn gonna try and learn how to fly properly.....Do you guys use a joystick or keyboard???

Mouse and keyboard here.

 

Rayo said I was a good pilot lol.

Heh, you are. I mean, Ash is insane but you got it done. I was trying to fly through the dam forever, I almost made it once, but only almost. Our squad certainly was demolising ass though.

[THE GAME™]

 

Heh, you are. I mean, Ash is insane but you got it done. I was trying to fly through the dam forever, I almost made it once, but only almost. Our squad certainly was demolising ass though.

 

Rayo and I were just mucking around on the server wasn't enough people to start a game. And when I disconnected I heard the drum roll sound. And it gave me a chance to unlock 2 weapons! And I haven't gone up in rank I'm still First Sergeant! Now I have every single unlock wtf.

 

Is that meant to happen?

 

 

[Rayo Puño]

Man I got so close to getting through the dam.

 

As for the extra unlocks, many people are reporting that problem. They're saying it's either a bug or part of the new update comming.

[SmellyJelly]

Everytime I try to enter in the ip BF2 says it's incorrect. How can I fix that?

[Rayo Puño]

I was just playing a bunch of knobs on a 24/7 Karkand server (16player). I mean, talk about stupid. There were no squads, except my one man one. The commander was some Pvt who was earlier asking what awards are. Everyone was whoring around the Hotel and bitching about how the rest of the team sucks. At least one round I got 15 revives.

 

 

[Taxman]

In one day, I have recieved EVERY SF Medal. Weeee. Now to work on some normal BF ones.

[DaRotor]

Smelly make sure you have the port address right. It's like 16567 or something like that (for the -GTAF- server, that is).

 

Can whoever put my friggen details on the first page already, I mean I only put my details on the first page.

[Mercie]

As for the extra unlocks, many people are reporting that problem.

I ust took advantage of that. Got the PKM and MG36

 

Whooo!

[anuj]

As for the extra unlocks, many people are reporting that problem.

I ust took advantage of that. Got the PKM and MG36

 

Whooo!

http://forums.easports.com/mboards/thread....&threadID=41398

 

Apparently you'll get those unlocks when the patch comes out.

[Taxman]

According to that, the unlock menu should be empty, however, I was able to get upgrades. All good. Double upgraded the SpecOps.

[AlianAnt]

Damn. sounds like I missed a good night of BF2. I got Civ4 and cant put it down. Ill be on all night tomorrow though, Civ4 or no Civ4.

[SmellyJelly]

Smelly make sure you have the port address right. It's like 16567 or something like that (for the -GTAF- server, that is).

It is, but my game still can't find it. Where is the server located?

[MyMothersMySister]

 

Heh, you are. I mean, Ash is insane but you got it done. I was trying to fly through the dam forever, I almost made it once, but only almost. Our squad certainly was demolising ass though.

 

Rayo and I were just mucking around on the server wasn't enough people to start a game. And when I disconnected I heard the drum roll sound. And it gave me a chance to unlock 2 weapons! And I haven't gone up in rank I'm still First Sergeant! Now I have every single unlock wtf.

 

Is that meant to happen?

 

I started up BF2 after reading that and find I now have 3 unlocks instead of the 1 I should have had. <3

 

I suppose it's in anticipation of the Euro booster pack, Not sure. However I've now unlocked MG36 and have 2 unlocks left in time for the patch and booster pack. Wewt.

 

 

Smelly make sure you have the port address right. It's like 16567 or something like that (for the -GTAF- server, that is).

It is, but my game still can't find it. Where is the server located?

 

London