Hummer H3 bites the dust

[tommiegunz]

Well, everybody knows the Dakar rally, and that both driver and car needs to be in top shape, and must resist a blow, yes..... but now Hummer is joining the race.

Never thought the would be practical one day .

But from now, that thought is gone.

Not that I think they go far though .

Anyhow a screen:

And the full article;

Car and driver

[Kaj.]

I hate the H2 and H3 with a passion. The only real Hummer is the H1. H2's and H3's are SUBURBAN utility vehicles. Not SPORT utility vehicles like the good 'ol H1.

 

That's all I really have to say.

[uzer]

You mean a hummer grill on a buggy is joining the race? No hummer found there.

[Cran.]

WTF?!?!

 

 

That car looks f*cking retarted. As for the H3, it's a joke. They call it the baby hummer, yet it's about the size of a Toyota Landcruiser.

 

The H1 is the only true hummer.

[Kaj.]

WTF?!?!

 

 

That car looks f*cking retarted. As for the H3, it's a joke. They call it the baby hummer, yet it's about the size of a Toyota Landcruiser.

 

The H1 is the only true hummer.

Amen to that, brother.

[Duders]

I bet you they took the body off an H3 and put it on a bowler wildcar. Seriously, I bet none of the components are from the "baby" hummer except for that ridiculously oversized body.

 

-duders

[Trueno_Drifter86]

Every time someone starts a topic about the Hummer,Escalade,Navigator or some other Giagantic gas guzzlers everyone allways ends up ripping on the Hummer H2 and H3.

 

I think the H2 is alright I was pretty much disapointed with the interior when I sat in my friends but it's come to be expected from a GM car. TRUENO

[Cran.]

Of course the Hummer H2 and H3 are fine, they just don't deserve to be under the Hummer name. They should be a GMC or Chevy something-e-rather.

[Trueno_Drifter86]

Ah I see what your talking about just like the new Charger.

 

I remember seeing this somewhere I just can't put my finger on it It was probably on the Car&Driver TV show. But I just noticed how ugly this thing looks (the Hummer Rally SUV) it doesn't even remotly look like a Hummer the grill looks so out of place and stupid it's like pile of sh*t right in the middle of a sandy beach. TRUENO

Edited January 4, 2006 by Trueno_Drifter86

[Jay]

H1 sure had a practical use: killing sh*t.

[DexX]

 

H1 sure had a practical use: killing sh*t.

Yes.

 

 

Every time someone starts a topic about the Hummer,Escalade,Navigator or some other Giagantic gas guzzlers everyone allways ends up ripping on the Hummer H2 and H3.

well...yea. they suck. the h2 is based on the silverado frame. if i want a SUV based on a pickup that pretends to go offroad, i'll get a suburban, and jack it up. no wait, that actually COULD go offroad. without making the driver look like a yuppie wannabe as well.

[Retroactive]

That is why the Range Rover will always be the one and only

[Cran.]

H1 sure had a practical use: killing sh*t.

...and making a giant f*cking hole in the ozone layer

[shadealorian]

I hate the H2 and H3 with a passion. The only real Hummer is the H1. H2's and H3's are SUBURBAN utility vehicles. Not SPORT utility vehicles like the good 'ol H1.

 

That's all I really have to say.

yah, know that the H2 has a engine of a chevy suburban.

waste of metal. -now shuddup foo'!

[Mafia Righthand_Man]

IMO, the H2 and H3 are for suburban moms that think the hip thing is to have the newest Hummer. If you're gonna get a Hummer, go all out and get the H1 please. The environment won't like it, but hell, it's not like the H2 or H3 is that much better anyhow.

 

And holy sh*t, that's one ugly ass "Hummer" in that picture.

[millermagic]

H2 is your 3/4 ton or 1/2 ton (forgot which size) gm truck. H3 is a canyon/colorado.

[Forfit]

If they make an H4, i wonder if it will be a bicycle. Hummer has really been sucking from the start of the H2, like others have said.

[Derrick92]

Hammer H2 is better

hehe i could find any good pics so i made this one

Edited January 6, 2006 by Derrick92

[Organic Zero]

Hammer H2 is better

http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/8003/untitledcopy2mp.jpg

hehe i could find any good pics so i made this one

OH MY f*ckING EYES! >_<

 

now, seriously, that's the worst atempt i ever saw in a dakar car... 0 originality and looks ugly as hell...

[kevin2006rhs]

No...this is a hummer:

 

[SeaNorris.]

 

Of course, Hummer H1 + Gun = Win.

 

H2 and H3 are fake Hummers.

[Mullie]

wasn't the H3 made with the european market in mind hence the size

[Derrick92]

Can someone post a tuned hammer h2 pls

because i serched on yahoo and there are all dead

[Kaj.]

Can someone post a tuned hammer h2 pls

because i serched on yahoo and there are all dead

Tuned? Don't you mean visually raped?

[DarkRukario]

Hammer H2 is better

hehe i could find any good pics so i made this one

Is that still considered a car?

 

H2 and H3 are just 'cheap' copies of the H1, they are just some crappy SUVs that look like the H1. And still, there are people who pay for the H2 and H3?!

[Derrick92]

Hammer H2 is better

hehe i could find any good pics so i made this one 

Is that still considered a car?

 

 

yea i thing so

[Technical Difficulty]

 

I hate the H2 and H3 with a passion. The only real Hummer is the H1. H2's and H3's are SUBURBAN utility vehicles. Not SPORT utility vehicles like the good 'ol H1.

 

That's all I really have to say.

Until you've been on a drive in an H2, you shouldn't judge my friend. Most comfortable ride I've ever had. Same applies for Dark a cuple posts up. Ride before you judge.

 

The H3 in that picture is just plain freaky looking.. Maybe it's the grille that looks like it's hanging off the front end of the truck. I never really expected it to go off-road, but that's what it's built for, right?- Party on Garth

[AzO]

Well, I don't really think that H2 is that bad as someone said.. H1 owns, that's right, but it doesn't have the comfort as H2 or H3. H1 was made for American Army, and H2 with H3 for civilions. I do agree, that H1 is the best and the only.

 

H2 is not that bad either, tho

[Kaj.]

I hate the H2 and H3 with a passion. The only real Hummer is the H1. H2's and H3's are SUBURBAN utility vehicles. Not SPORT utility vehicles like the good 'ol H1.

 

That's all I really have to say.

Until you've been on a drive in an H2, you shouldn't judge my friend. Most comfortable ride I've ever had. Same applies for Dark a cuple posts up. Ride before you judge.

 

The H3 in that picture is just plain freaky looking.. Maybe it's the grille that looks like it's hanging off the front end of the truck. I never really expected it to go off-road, but that's what it's built for, right?- Party on Garth

But that's the point. Hummers aren't supposed to be a comfortable ride. They're Hummers damnit. OFF ROAD VEHICLE. Not some soccer-mom-mobile. They're royal piece's of sh*t, and shouldn't bear the name. Give them under some piece of sh*t name like Avalanche. Because those are sh*t too. They cannot go off road, and the box is too small to carry anything significant. Some pile of junk same as the H2 and H3.

[DarkRukario]

I hate the H2 and H3 with a passion. The only real Hummer is the H1. H2's and H3's are SUBURBAN utility vehicles. Not SPORT utility vehicles like the good 'ol H1.

 

That's all I really have to say.

Until you've been on a drive in an H2, you shouldn't judge my friend. Most comfortable ride I've ever had. Same applies for Dark a cuple posts up. Ride before you judge.

 

The H3 in that picture is just plain freaky looking.. Maybe it's the grille that looks like it's hanging off the front end of the truck. I never really expected it to go off-road, but that's what it's built for, right?- Party on Garth

But that's the point. Hummers aren't supposed to be a comfortable ride. They're Hummers damnit. OFF ROAD VEHICLE. Not some soccer-mom-mobile. They're royal piece's of sh*t, and shouldn't bear the name. Give them under some piece of sh*t name like Avalanche. Because those are sh*t too. They cannot go off road, and the box is too small to carry anything significant. Some pile of junk same as the H2 and H3.

It's right, they are not made for luxury. Hummers are not Mercedes-Benz. They are for things off the road, for example the Army!