lord fido Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 (edited) Sorry. Edited December 26, 2005 by lord fido Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canoxa Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Lord, Fido, could you kindly gtfo? This topic is ONLY for captioning pictures that the host choses too, you can't post random pics you find funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runestoner Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 1st Cop-You're coming downtown with us, bitch. 2nd Cop- This will be fun, i got 1st dibs. 1st Cop- No, i found him first, so i get him first. 2nd Cop- Can i have him 1st, I'll give you a donut! 1st Cop- OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gta_player5 Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 *Song Playing* "I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickB Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Cop1:wtf? *taps screen* Cop2:wow.....looks like some fat guy on one of those super computers! Cop1:LOOK! he has Central AC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacobjc12 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Cop1: quick we have to help him he's trying to commit suicide Cop2: if hes going to die them let him so he can decrease the surplus population, humbug-Ebenizer Scrooge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bogan Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Person at top: Geeeeeronimmmooooo!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATK Posted January 1, 2006 Author Share Posted January 1, 2006 Sorry for the inconvinience people but I have been expiriencing computer problems. I will post a pic now and judge the previous pic and the new pic when I come back. Thanks. Nep pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPower Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Girl facing screen: Hey look, it's one of those "player" guys again. Stop looking at my boobs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runestoner Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Guy behind hooker- *pukes* Damn, what's that smell? Hooker- Sorry, I Farted. Lame, but the best i can think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gta_player5 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Bum behind hooker: Whore!!! Hooker: *cries and runs back to tell her pimp* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickB Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Hoooker:"thats the last freebie you're getting!" Hobo:"you kidding me! ive had a better orgy with 4 other hobo's in that tunnel under the gangters club!" Claude:"................(*thinks* i really gotta get one of those voice actors)" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayhem- Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Hooker: Worst....blowjob....ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazytimmy Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 hooker: i thought my mum ment 2 keep away from the other kind of bum ah well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canoxa Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Hooker - Want some sugar, boy? *Hobo spits what seems to be pubic hair.* *Claude runs.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingvercetti Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Hooker thinking: Hey...they don't seem to notice I'm a drag queen yet... or Claude thinking: Right, to keep up this hard man routine, I can only talk when I desperately need to. *turns and sees hooker* Ahhhhhhhh! Run awaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Shaft had seen better days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATK Posted January 4, 2006 Author Share Posted January 4, 2006 (edited) Ok these are the results for the previous pic. Winners: 1st - gta_player5 2nd - Canoxa 3rd - Holmes Results for most recent pic. Winners: 1st - Canoxa 2nd - Holmes 3rd - Mayhem- New Pic! Edited January 4, 2006 by ATK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPower Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Claude: Why's your license plate so blurry?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell No.. Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 *The camera man did not survive* I'm on Twitch! Are you? Come say Hi. https://www.twitch.tv/priceyryan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingvercetti Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Man in front of car: Hey, wait a minute...you're tax disk is out of date! *Claude runs man over* Claude: Try squealin' to the DMV now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickB Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 (edited) Camera Man:"STOP IN THE NAME OF GAYT MARRIAGE!" ................................................................................ The camera man was stripped,mutilated,castrated,dicipated,wtfamisayingated and burned at the stake,before being thrown on the L-train and subway tracks,his name was found to be richard burns NOTE:i have a question,isnt claude supposed to be a mute Edited January 7, 2006 by NickB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Jones Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Man with Camera: Ahahaha, I caught you speeding!! Claude: What does it have use when you die... along with your camera? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayhem- Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Claude: GET OUT OF THE WAY, THIS ISN'T MARTHAS MUGSHOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davo the Assassin Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Claude: *WHy the hell am I driving a turquoise car? It makes me look so gay! Wait, theres a guy with a camera... Die!*-Davo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runestoner Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Today, one of our cameramen was seriously injured after stepping in front of a vehicle, who tried to stop, but was rear-ended by a flatbed, sending the car into him. Newspaper owner- "well, we were paying him too much anyway" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATK Posted January 9, 2006 Author Share Posted January 9, 2006 (edited) Winners: 1st - Nick B 2nd - Mayhem- 3rd - D-Jones New Pic Edited January 9, 2006 by ATK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Jones Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 'Comerical man starts to speak' Man: Are you tired of your car getting stolen? Well, come to Magnet Parking and we will store your car in a steal box, that will not crush your car, but protect it for many hours. Eh, lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickB Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Due to technical errors with our DJ's Sounds system,Rise FM has been replaced with krose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPower Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Man: Yes, I couldn't find a parking space, so I parked it h--HEY! GIVE ME MY CAR BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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