Fernandos New Beginnings Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 (Looks at tabloid on ground) Hmm, Zombie Elvis found. Very interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastdriver Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 (edited) cops:there's something on your jacket! Claude:no there isn't cops:made ya look! Claude:Hey!...wow, that's a big leaf man in brown coat to the right:at least it's not in 640x480 Edited December 12, 2005 by fastdriver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Killer Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Claude: Oh sh*t! The asians have taken over! The cops are on their side! Hey, that's a hot asian grandma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gta_player5 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Claude: Let see if my head can rotate all the way around.... OWWWW! or... Claude: I THOUGHT THIS WAS A VIDEO GAME!!! (running from cops) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gta_player5 Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 BUMP... Curious to know when he is going to judge these posts, because it's been 4 days since the last post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATK Posted December 18, 2005 Author Share Posted December 18, 2005 Ok Sorry, Forgot to update it. Not enough entries but its been a long time so... Winners: 1st - Fernandos New Beginnings 2nd - MckMan31 3rd - gta_player5 New pic: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MURDOC* Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 (edited) Busdriver over loudspeaker: "...Welcome to Liberty bus tours... to your left, youll see some psycho blasting at us with a shotgun!" Edited December 18, 2005 by *MURDOC* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Jones Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Claude: Damnit, that cursor won't stay still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacobjc12 Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Fido: DIE MOTHERF#@%[email protected]# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPower Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Claude: LET'S SEE YOU F***IN' TRANSIT WORKERS TAKE A STRIKE NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gta_player5 Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Liberty City Transit Authority Fire Sale. or... Claude: Let me on the god damn bus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cveni Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Claude: Sh*t... I thought it was locked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fernandos New Beginnings Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 I can safely say that you're no longer late for your nails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davo the Assassin Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Claude: And I would of got away with it! If it wasn't for those meddling kids! or Claude: Hmmm... Should of got off at Crack Town... COME BACK!-Davo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATK Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 (edited) Winners: 1st - D-Jones 2nd - ThunderPower 3rd - gta_player5 New pic Edited December 22, 2005 by ATK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cveni Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Claude: I've got the power! Or. Claude: I was confused... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacobjc12 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Fido: I.......can see.........the light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPower Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Claude: I didn't do it. *walks away whistling* or Claude: Did I do that? [/steveirkel] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davo the Assassin Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Claude: I guess when they say 'Do not Push this button.', they really mean it...-Davo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord fido Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 (edited) What's that???? Edited December 23, 2005 by lord fido Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gta_player5 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 New pic[/color] Caption: Cluade: YEA!! $100 right now, I told you, you could light a fart on fire! ---------------------------------- Also Lord_Fido dont do that, you'll get people confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Looks like the new bulb for the traffic light was too bright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCspeed34 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 God sendeth thy mighty 2D flames to punish thy pimps... ________________________________________ 専車SODO-MOTO International Vehicle Importers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Claude's new fireball car deterred thieves... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATK Posted December 25, 2005 Author Share Posted December 25, 2005 (edited) Contest over. Winners: 1st - Davo the Assassin 2nd - gta_player5 3rd - BCspeed34 New Pic: Edited December 25, 2005 by ATK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord fido Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 A monster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 Contest over.Winners: 1st - Davo the Assassin 2nd - gta_player5 3rd - BCspeed34 New Pic: Policeman Dave had no idea the criminal they looked for was closer to them than they thought... look above you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cveni Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Hey, look over there he needs your help too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPower Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Cop Looking Down: Dave? Other Cop: Yeah? Cop Looking Down: They're looking at me. Other Cop: Oh, don't be a baby.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canoxa Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Cop 1 - Hello sir, could you tell my partner that there is a strange sign in Staunton, tell him! He doesn't believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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