IeetGLOO Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Ok I wanna see a scene in a horror movie that goes like this Character 1 climbs cliff to escape. Characters 2, 3, and 4 watch in horror as a monster emerges from a cave on the side of the cliff. Character 1 gets scared and tries to escape by jumping onto a nearby ledge. Character 1 misses ledge and hits the ground with a thud. Charcter 1 begins to get up and is then covered by falling rocks and boulders. Characters 2, 3, and 4 scream and weep for their fallen friend as the monster flies above them. Character 1 somehow survived the ordeal and gets up from the rubble. Character 1 gets to his feet, gives a big grin and thumbs up and says "I'm okay, guys!!!" Monster swoops down and grabs character one. Monster flies to ledge and eats character 1 as characters 2, 3, and 4 watch in total horror. That would be so freakin awesome!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartey Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Lol it'd be funny thats for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mykellhorror Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 < "Ooo- I think the scene that should have been in Sin City is the part when Jessica Alba is like really naked and she's like looking at her boobs. That part should have been in the movie" ) < "Eee! They should have had the part in Star Wars Episode Three where they f*cking kill Jar Jar Binks") < "Oooh- they should have had the scene in Pulp Fiction where John Travolta really does go home and jack off") ... This topic is full of possibilities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Bear Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 < "Ooo- I think the scene that should have been in Sin City is the part when Jessica Alba is like really naked and she's like looking at her boobs. That part should have been in the movie" ) I thought it was kinda lame that there were plenty of other naked chicks in the movie, yet the stripper character stays fully clothed. FYI, the role actually did call for nudity, but she wouldn't do it. They should've just found a different actress. It's not like Jessica Alba really brought anything to table or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papanesta Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 I have to agree with that. All she had to do was flash a bit of tit. Where as, Bruce would have had to get his todger out for artistic realism. Stingy bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Seriously. These actresses (and the people that cast these movies) should have to realize that if the movie calls for nudity, they shouldn't bend for a big name. If I was casting it, I would have said, "f*ck you, I'm getting a girl that will work for 50% the pay, and get 50% more naked." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papanesta Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Amen to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarface187 Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 < "Ooo- I think the scene that should have been in Sin City is the part when Jessica Alba is like really naked and she's like looking at her boobs. That part should have been in the movie" ) I thought it was kinda lame that there were plenty of other naked chicks in the movie, yet the stripper character stays fully clothed. FYI, the role actually did call for nudity, but she wouldn't do it. They should've just found a different actress. It's not like Jessica Alba really brought anything to table or anything. Yeah her acting was pretty bad I thought. The little girl that plays her at 11 did a better job I thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IeetGLOO Posted September 13, 2005 Author Share Posted September 13, 2005 Dont start turning this into a Jessica-Alba-is-Evil-Because-I-Didn't-See-No-Bewbz thread. The topic is scenes that SHOULD have been in the movie...and none of that "The chick gets all naked and touched herself and blah blah blah"...that's just your own little perv fantasies...anyway another one... American Pie-After the pie scene, someone comes in and grabs some pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papanesta Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 But your suggestions are crap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayo Puño Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Dont start turning this into a Jessica-Alba-is-Evil-Because-I-Didn't-See-No-Bewbz thread. The topic is scenes that SHOULD have been in the movie...and none of that "The chick gets all naked and touched herself and blah blah blah"...that's just your own little perv fantasies...anyway another one... American Pie-After the pie scene, someone comes in and grabs some pie It's too late, this topic has already been sucessfully hijacked, don't bother trying to save it. I agree with seeing Jessica Alba's boobs, I might actually buy the movie if that happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papanesta Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 I'm just going to make it official. This topic is now about Jessica Alba, and how she should have got her tits out for artistic realism in Sin City: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Gay Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 It seems theres not much left to show, than whats already visible... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayo Puño Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 It seems theres not much left to show, than whats already visible... Umm, maybe her boobs? Do you even know what this topic is about? She has a sweet rack, even if they aren't 55MMs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Bear Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Dont start turning this into a Jessica-Alba-is-Evil-Because-I-Didn't-See-No-Bewbz thread. The topic is scenes that SHOULD have been in the movie...and none of that "The chick gets all naked and touched herself and blah blah blah"...that's just your own little perv fantasies... I don't give a f*ck one way or another if I ever see her tits or not. What I do care about, are directors compromising their vision and changing their film to get someone in the movie, who could've been replaced by a hundred other actresses who could've played the role better. And who aren't prudes. I don't really care about nudity. I used to know some nudist hippies who had clothing optional parties every weekend. It's not a big deal to me, I'm used to it. But Jessica Alba was not worth changing anything at all about the movie. Especially when the character is a stripper, and we actually see her performing on stage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Dont start turning this into a Jessica-Alba-is-Evil-Because-I-Didn't-See-No-Bewbz thread. The topic is scenes that SHOULD have been in the movie...and none of that "The chick gets all naked and touched herself and blah blah blah"...that's just your own little perv fantasies... I don't give a f*ck one way or another if I ever see her tits or not. What I do care about, are directors compromising their vision and changing their film to get someone in the movie, who could've been replaced by a hundred other actresses who could've played the role better. And who aren't prudes. I don't really care about nudity. I used to know some nudist hippies who had clothing optional parties every weekend. It's not a big deal to me, I'm used to it. But Jessica Alba was not worth changing anything at all about the movie. Especially when the character is a stripper, and we actually see her performing on stage. Exactly what I was getting at. Actors are pawns, directors are the actual players. Directors should be the ones to make decisions, not actors. Either way, that's hollywood for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghetto Prince Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Dont start turning this into a Jessica-Alba-is-Evil-Because-I-Didn't-See-No-Bewbz thread. The topic is scenes that SHOULD have been in the movie...and none of that "The chick gets all naked and touched herself and blah blah blah"...that's just your own little perv fantasies... I don't give a f*ck one way or another if I ever see her tits or not. What I do care about, are directors compromising their vision and changing their film to get someone in the movie, who could've been replaced by a hundred other actresses who could've played the role better. And who aren't prudes. I don't really care about nudity. I used to know some nudist hippies who had clothing optional parties every weekend. It's not a big deal to me, I'm used to it. But Jessica Alba was not worth changing anything at all about the movie. Especially when the character is a stripper, and we actually see her performing on stage. Extremely well written and I agree. I love it when someone can articulate his/her points and stay not get distracted by tangents on the Internets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corzaa Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Seriously. These actresses (and the people that cast these movies) should have to realize that if the movie calls for nudity, they shouldn't bend for a big name. If I was casting it, I would have said, "f*ck you, I'm getting a girl that will work for 50% the pay, and get 50% more naked." Did Shannon Elizabeth change her number or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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