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ThaddeusMcKlown

VC Funny Caption Contest! (V 1.1)

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muppetmaster

"There's a gold hump in my crotch!"

OR

"If only I had a license."

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Games-master

Tommy: I'm too sexy for my bike, i'm too sexy for my shirt, i'm too sexy.

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Rob.

OK, heres my 2,

 

Even though he had the tracksuit down, regular exercise was proving more than tommy could handle

 

OR

 

Tommy speaking to himself: How do I STOP this thing, without looking like a total jackass???.......Oh wait, the tracksuit did that already!

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Fugitive-C

Tommy playing with the chain saw: On, off. On, off. On, off. On, on, on, on, SHIIIT!!!

 

--or--

 

Tommy talkin to a guy: I bet 500$ I'll kill myself.

The guy: Man, ur crazy!!!

While killin himself tommy's thinkin"Dont worry Tom, I'll just spawt at a hospital."

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ThaddeusMcKlown

1st - DJ Muppetmaster

2nd - Games-master

3rd - Johnny Tightlips

 

 

OMGZ!!!!oneoneone111! IT'S LEIK TEH NU SKREAN!

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Have fun with this one. I'm extending the limit to 2 days for this one, this looks promising, so do ya best!

-TMcK-

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Spuds725

Donald Love: This is Clark Kent, a mild mannered reporter from Metropolis.....

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Demarest
Tommy: Think I can reach them from here? *ZIIIP!*

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Canoxa

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Tommy - OK, that's it. I'mma go there and slap him.

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Knife
Yes sir, your scalp is looking healthy

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Demarest

2nd entry...

 

BJ Smith: I guess it's true what they say about Italians.

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muppetmaster

Avery:"You really are black!"

OR

BJ:"This is my impression of Tommy.."

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da grove street `G`

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mercedes : omg he has such a nice ass

tommy : i know , botox is dreamy

mercedes : ???? WTF ????

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Rob.

When in a dark time Donald Love turned to the devil that was resting on his shoulder devil.gif

 

OR

Donald Love: Meet my new sock puppet smile.gif

BJ: Ye, but hes not as good as my FEMALE sock puppet biggrin.gif

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Fugitive-C
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Tommy: Damn, i never get to hang out with the "cool" guys.

 

--or--

 

When Tommy heard them talkin bout killin him, he jumped of the boat with the words

"You'll never get me" and then he realized he couldn't swim.

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Dr. Stupid

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TOMMY: "Hey, BJ, quit checkin' out my woman's rack!"

 

OR

 

AVERY: "What the hell you think you're doin', boy? Are you gay?"

BJ: "They don't call me BJ for nothin'..."

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-Dr. Stupid, PhD

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ThaddeusMcKlown

You guys aren't as funny as I suspected.

 

1st - Dr. Stupid

2nd - Fugitive-c

3rd - Rob_UK

 

The new screen:

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-TMcK-

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Jonny_Tightlips
You guys aren't as funny as I suspected.

 

1st - Dr. Stupid

2nd - Fugitive-c

3rd - Rob_UK

 

The new screen:

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-TMcK-

DJ: "Theres a party over here! Theres a part.....oh."

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KING ANDY

girl: what's wrong is it something i said

Edited by KING ANDY

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Demarest
You really knocked them dead, sweet thang.

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kan_eda1373

"....It's murder on the dance floor....but you better not kill the groove..."

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Demarest

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Tommy hands her some deodorant.

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Fugitive-C

1st.

 

This is what happens after a realy whild party... but that not everything.

Go look in the bedroom...

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The_Real_Deal

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Relocated to Key West Florida, and I'm back again! tounge.gif

 

 

" I never saw you looking so beautiful as you did tonight... La-dy in red. " ( If you remember the 80's song, you know what I'm talking about. )

 

OR

 

" As she moved across the dance floor, Tommy knew she was the woman for him. She was the type who could make 'em drop dead, with curves for miles. And with great passion Tommy yelled, if I can't have you, nobody will! "

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Games-master

Lady: la la la singing awful everyone falls asleep

Tommy: What are you doing driving my customers away

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Rob.

Tommy went out for the night but didn't see much happening, as most of the clubs were dead

 

OR

 

The womans hypnotic dance was so good it "floored" the other competitors smile.gif

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KING ANDY

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shortly after Tommy falls on the floor

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Canoxa

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Tommy - Another type of Leatherface...

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Dr. Stupid

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TOMMY: "Raves, you gotta love 'em."

 

OR

 

TOMMY: "And the winner of the 1986 Dance-'Til-You-Drop Contest is..."

 

-Dr. Stupid, PhD

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ThaddeusMcKlown

1st - Demarest

2nd - Rob_UK

3rd - Dr. Stupid

 

Not bad guys. And please, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SPELL CHECK YOUR CAPTINOS BEFORE POSTING!!!! I'm FAR more likely to pick someone with good grammar then someone without.

 

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-TMcK-

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Dr. Stupid

TOMMY (To Lance): "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious sh*t. "

 

OR

 

TOMMY: "Whoo-hoo, I'm flying! Thanks, E.T.!"

 

-Dr. Stupid, PhD

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