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ThaddeusMcKlown

VC Funny Caption Contest! (V 1.1)

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Chick: Dude, you should shave that hair below your belly button.

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[GTA Man]cycon77foamy[GTA Man]
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The girls were just finishing up the the wax replica of Jezz Torrent...

Girl On Left:" I think its a bit small down there.."

Girl On Right: "Here's some more wax."

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MMFF

Girl on right: I'm not touching youuuu. (From thet stupid commercial)

 

or

 

Girl in red: Does the skull on your crotch mean that you're dead in the bed?

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Hobo Rocket

The lovely ladies of "Girls Gone Wild" seem interested with the DVD's new host, but, little do they know, he's a she-male.........

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AZSupraT

Jezz: I'm sorry to ask this, love. But have you noticed anything pink and sticky in your hair lately? ..or just traces of gum for that matter?

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Knowledge Novice

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Blonde chick: Your nipple just winked at me man!

Lovefist guy: I think someone spiked the Lovejuice....wait, yeah, I think they did. Wow!

Brunette chick: These don't look like my hands. Are there supposed to be four of them?

Edited by Knowledge Novice

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Konstantinos

Blonde: Nice pants, Jezz!

Jezz: I'm not wearing pants. I was born with black leathery skin from waist down and a skull-shaped penis.

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mayank
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Nice Ass, BABY!

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fareed
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Tommy: f*ck Off ,I have got a better ass then u.

 

or

 

Tommy: Get lost or ill insert this gun between ur nice looking melons

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Knowledge Novice

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Tommy:Wow, nice ass ......I hope that's not a dude!

OR

Tommy:I can't believe I almost wore that same outfit. Close call!

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Knowledge Novice

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Tommy:Cab fare? Sure. Is .45 enough?

OR

Tommy:I've found that hitchhiking is far less effective when only equipped with a thumb and a smile.

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Spuds725

I guess there is some "pent up" demand for this thread... if anyone wants to run it again just ask...and I can do some "mod magic"

 

You will need to find a "somewhat funny" pic at least each week... and be a judge... for the comments..

 

The VC section does not see the traffic it once did so it may or may not be sustainable...

 

Spuds

 

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Knowledge Novice

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Tommy:Oh man! If I wasn't here to kill somebody....

OR

Tommy:I guess no one here can actually swim in more than two feet of water.

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Knowledge Novice

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Tommy, with no one left to kill for the moment, contemplates the bunny shaped cloud as it drifts slowly across the horizon.

OR

After the unfortunate blindness resulting from his addiction to boomshine, Tommy found it more difficult to keep up with current events.

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Knowledge Novice

 

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Preparing for a long night of roasted marshmellows, Tommy heads off to the local palm tree thicket to gather fire wood.

Or

After 15 years in the pen Tommy finds he can no longer be a productive member of society and waits patiently by the roadside intent on explaining his emotional delima to the first officer that requests that he put down his weapon.

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Spuds725
Tommy, with no one left to kill for the moment, contemplates the bunny shaped cloud as it drifts slowly across the horizon.

 

ROTFLMAO lol.gif

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fareed

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Tommy: I wonder if i were either ur bra or your panty tounge.gif

 

or

 

Tommy says to himslef: I guess wht will happen if i push her in water devil.gif

 

 

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Knowledge Novice

 

Tommy, with no one left to kill for the moment, contemplates the bunny shaped cloud as it drifts slowly across the horizon.

 

ROTFLMAO lol.gif

I'm trying to guess, but can't quite figure out what that means. Give me a hint? notify.gif

 

**Sorry for bein' off topic**

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silvermanblue
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I think that bitch gave me crabs

or

I wonder if I would look that good in a thong

or

Why am I the only one who wasnt told thered be swimming(wait I cant swim)

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Ben
Tommy, with no one left to kill for the moment, contemplates the bunny shaped cloud as it drifts slowly across the horizon.

 

ROTFLMAO lol.gif

I'm trying to guess, but can't quite figure out what that means. Give me a hint? notify.gif

 

**Sorry for bein' off topic**

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off tounge.gif.

 

In future, check this out for any others you can't figure out wink.gif.

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Spuds725

That was one of the funniest I'd ever read...

 

Technically an acronym has to form a word.... like SCUBA or RAM or MADD

 

 

ac·ro·nym (ăk'rə-nĭm') pronunciation

n.

 

A word formed from the initial letters of a name, such as WAC for Women's Army Corps, or by combining initial letters or parts of a series of words, such as radar for radio detecting and ranging.

 

However that site does list it correctly... wink.gif

 

Sorry this is off topic....

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Ben

Indeed, you're right.

 

Although I thought the second listing of it was funnier - "rolling on the floor laughing my anatomy off"! lol.gif

 

Anyways, to get back on topic - which picture is the latest "official" one? confused.gif

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Knowledge Novice

Hey Ben. I've recently PM'd Spuds725 about the contest (by coincidence) and if I understand correctly there's not really enough people involved to keep the contest going, so I don't think it's even active except for those of us who have posted recently. But he does mention the possibilty of re-opening the contest several posts back.

 

P.S.

Thanks for the Acronym Finder link. This one's gonna come in handy. icon14.gif See ya.

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LordEmmet

*Tommy is looking at a boat in the distance

Tommy: "is that female sunbather naked or is it just my imagination?"

Girl: "well if you can swin you can join me!"

Tommy: "well... i have a problem with that..."

 

lol a bit stupid but hey! i like cookies! cookie.gif

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Silent Claude

 

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Nice Ass, BABY!

Tommy: Is it me? Or did she just peed toxic waste?

 

(Look at the bottom left of the screen.)

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Mister Zero

The Haitian fooled Tommy yet again with his rollerskating woman disguise.

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All-Blacks
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Ridiculous sense of fashion founded by Dynasty in 1981.

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GTA3Freak-2001

As you may or may not be aware we are locking topics all over the forums which have a large amount of posts to help speed up the forums. So I will be locking this and if you really want to continue this topic then you are free to start a new one.

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