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ThaddeusMcKlown

VC Funny Caption Contest! (V 1.1)

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Rob.

 

1st - Demarest

2nd - simps

3rd - xxnofearxx

 

 

NEW PIC:

user posted image

 

 

Don't make too many bad, 'i'm checking you out' jokes. Enjoy.

-TMcK-

"I want to look at her but i can't until someone presses up on the directional PAD!!!!"

 

OR

 

Tommy had never been in the Womans toilet before:

"we get smelly urinals and they get a frickin' POOL!!!??"

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Games-master

Tommy: How much is your bikini i would like to buy it off you

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King of Liberty City

user posted image

 

 

 

Tommy: Ohmygosh! Betty, that bikini is adorable! You have to tell me where you got it! My old, smelly bathing suit is like soooooooo 70's!

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ThaddeusMcKlown

Winners:

King of Liberty City - 1st place

Games-master - 2nd Place

DJ Muppetmaster - 3rd place

 

@jehde_51 - That counts as 4 captions in my eyes. Don't do it again.

 

NEW PIC:

user posted image

 

I just KNOW you guys'll have fun with this one. Great captioning guys. So, does everybody like the new score board?

 

 

-TMcK-

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Games-master

 

I just KNOW you guys'll have fun with this one. Great captioning guys. So, does everybody like the new score board?

 

Its looks better

 

Tommy: Maybe i should be a lawer then i finally get rid of ken

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King of Liberty City

user posted image

 

 

Tommy:(to himself) "Okay...breath in...breath out. You are a strong, attractive man. People only think positive thoughts about you. You can do whatever you feel like. Now go get 'em, Tiger."

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muppetmaster

"If I can just ignore them, maybe they'll go away"

 

OR

 

"Why won't they be my friend?"

Edited by DJ muppetmaster

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Sly_Madman

Vercetti Mafia member 1: Man, Mr. Vercetti's ass looks really good in that suit!

everyone else then whipped out their pistols

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Jehde

user posted image

 

i dunno what the caption limit is.. so i hope its three... smile.gif

Edited by jehde_51

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Jonny_Tightlips
Tommy: I'm a Man, and will dress like a man...when the 80s are over.

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ThaddeusMcKlown
user posted image

 

i dunno what the caption limit is.. so i hope its three... smile.gif

It's 2..... Edit that pic, and this is your last chance, btw. Next time i'll simply skip over your posts.

 

BTW: You don't have to modify the screen.

-TMcK-

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Jehde

okay, ill take out the "duh....."

 

k, it should change soon, my host is sometimes slow to update

Edited by jehde_51

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Cheatah

Tommy (looking up): God, if there is a God, please have mercy on my soul and f*ckING SMITE THESE POSSE BASTIDS BEHIND ME!!! They ALWAYS get in my way and they are NEVER around when I'm getting ambushed on my own turf!

 

Amen.

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ThaddeusMcKlown

1st - King Of Liberty City

2nd - DJ Muppetmaster

3rd - Johnny tightlips

 

New screen:

user posted image

-TMcK-

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Rob.
1st - King Of Liberty City

2nd - DJ Muppetmaster

3rd - Johnny tightlips

 

New screen:

user posted image

-TMcK-

Tommy wondered why no girls approached him:

I guess its gonna be another lonely night *sigh*

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King of Liberty City

user posted image

And here's Mr. Tommy Vercetti, sporting our new chic' look! As you can see, blue Hawaiian prints and acid washed jeans are IN! Also, Mr. Vercetti not only sports the best in fashion, but the best in weaponry as well, with the new Hemmingway Chainsaw!

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Dr. Stupid

user posted image

TOMMY: "Hmmm... I probably should've done a better job on that palm tree."

 

OR

 

TOMMY: "C'mon, cars. I DARE you to honk at me."

 

That is all.

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water boy

Zombo Tech's new giant cyborg was ready to demolish the town, wit his ultra chainsaw.

 

 

(see the little people in the sidewalks?)

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Jonny_Tightlips
1st - King Of Liberty City

2nd - DJ Muppetmaster

3rd - Johnny tightlips

 

New screen:

user posted image

-TMcK-

Tommy: I always wanted to be a lumberjack. This isn't quite what I expected.

 

 

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Demarest

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.

I sleep all night and I work all day.

 

Not funny at all if you don't know Monty Python wink.gif

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Kinda Koolies

Tommy, thinking that the world hates him, gets ready to cut EVERYBODY down to size! sly.gif

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Games-master

Tommy: TIMBER

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Spuds725
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.

I sleep all night and I work all day.

 

Not funny at all if you don't know Monty Python wink.gif

You stole me quote.... die.gif

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Canoxa
Tommy - Hello, honey. Can you tell me where the Vice City Woods are?

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da grove street `G`

user posted image

 

tommy : ahhh a new chainsaw and random stupid peds what more ould a serial killer want

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muppetmaster

"If only my genitals were as big"

OR

"Too bad there aren't many trees in Vice City, what else can I use this on?...."

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ThaddeusMcKlown

Winners:

1st - Demarest

2nd - DJ Muppetmaster

3rd - Kinda Koolies

 

 

NEW PIC HERE:

user posted image

I'm using a thumbnail, seeing as it's a big'un.

-TMcK-

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Kinda Koolies

Tommy, enjoying his new 'TOY' got ready to have a drag rcae with the Hermes...

'BRUM, BRUM!!' that_guy2057_evilgrin.gif said tommy, while the Hermes driver looked on in amazement! blink.gif

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Dr. Stupid

TOMMY: "Why the hell did I buy a gold-plated motorcycle?! Now I can't even afford any gas for it!"

 

OR

 

TOMMY: "I must be inhaling too many fumes... the buildings are falling on top of me!"

 

-Dr. Stupid, PhD

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Jonny_Tightlips
After years of hearing he looked like wussy she-male wearing fruity clothes, he always denied it. But this was the last straw...

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