VC Funny Caption Contest! (V 1.1)

[ThaddeusMcKlown 12]

 

Welcome to the VC Funny Caption Contest!

 

Hi, everyone. water boy's "Caption This Picture Contest!" thread inspired this thread, funny caption contest for VC screenshots. The SA thread was originally created by viva gta san andreas. This is how it will work: I will post a VC screenshot once every so often, and you will caption it. Your captions must be funny. I mean, come on, it's in the title, for God's sake. Once the screenshot has been left up for a predetermined period of time, (usually announced, and usually 2-3 days) I will judge which captions place in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd. If you submit a winning caption, you will gain points on the scoreboard. 1st place gets you three points, 2nd place gets you two points, and 3rd place gets you one point. Here are some additional rules:

 

• You are allowed to submit a maximum of two captions per pic if you so choose. You don't have to. Make sure both captions are in the same post. This just makes it easier for me.
• Flaming or spamming in this thread will get you permanently banned from the contest.
• If you can, please modify the screenshot rather than just posting your caption. This isn't mandatory.
• You may jump in and start participating in the contest at any time, if you are interested. There will be no sign ups. If you plan on winning though, your best bet is to start participating in the beginning, though you can start at any time.
• Be original and funny!!! (yes, you CAN qoute outside pop culture references, but it's somewhat looked down upon )
• I don't mean to be a stick in the mud, but I may ask you to edit out a caption, if I find it offensive. Please comply if I do so, I'm just trying to keep it clean in here. Good rule of thumb: Sexuality is fine, but no rape jokes; rascism is fine, but to a certain extent; etc.
• Have fun!

I would like to get as many people to participate as possible, so please compete if you are interested. This thread has the potenial to be fun if enough people are active.

 

Thanks to:

Barguast - although he probably doesn't know it, without him, you fine folks wouldn't have tables.

Fatality. - original contest, choosing me to take over, and being the man. Sad to see you go, and pop in, we miss you.

MyMothersMySister - gave me a karma star for the contest!

Spuds725 - Helping in any way any human could. Great guy.

[spitfire] - thanks to spit, we now have uber 1337 Gr4Ph1x!

 

 

Name - Points
ATK - 3
Vito Leone - 2
Faze - 1

Edited April 23, 2006 by ThaddeusMcKlown

[Spuds725 872]

Ok... I locked the old thread, split off one of Thadeus's posts and copied over Fatality's first post with scoring into this thread....

 

Here is the original contest thread the topics will be merged upon Fatality's request.

 

Just need Thaddeus to image link to a pic now...

 

PM me if you need to know how to do this.

 

Spuds

 

//edit//

 

I'm going ahead and putting up the first pic-- Dem has already responded so I merged his post with this thread, but wanted to put the pic before his comment.

 

SPuds

Edited September 1, 2005 by Spuds725

[Fatality. 1]

Awesome. Thanks a lot for the help, guys. Oh and Vic, you've got a few problems with the BBCode. Be sure to close the list tags.

 

 

•                  
• You are allowed to submit a maximum of two captions per day if you so choose. You don't have to.
• Flaming or spamming in this thread will get you permanently banned from the contest.
• If you can, please modify the screenshot rather than just posting your caption. This isn't mandatory.
• If the same screenshot is left up for more than one day, than you can assume I am temporalily altering the rules.
• You may jump in and start participating in the contest at any time, if you are interested. There will be no sign ups. If you plan on winning though, your best bet is to start participating in the beginning, which is now.
• Be original and funny!!!
• Have fun!

 

 

Also, there's something wrong with the tables that I can't put my finger on.

 

[Demarest 23]

When Superman's enemies realized he was going to be vacationing in Florida, they put in kryptonite traffic lights just for a goof.

[ThaddeusMcKlown 12]

 

They are closed. The only thing wrong with the tables is taht little bit of HTML in the scoreboard one. Anyone care to tell me why that's happening?

-TMcK-

 

[Fatality. 1]

The only thing wrong with the tables is taht little bit of HTML in the scoreboard one. Anyone care to tell me why that's happening?

I'm pretty sure it has something to do with your post wrapper, so just remove your opening and closing tags. Also, I know there's something wrong with the list tags, because I shouldn't be able to hilight the dots. Just erase all of the rules text and replace it with this:

 

 

•                  
• You are allowed to submit a maximum of two captions per day if you so choose. You don't have to.
• Flaming or spamming in this thread will get you permanently banned from the contest.
• If you can, please modify the screenshot rather than just posting your caption. This isn't mandatory.
• If the same screenshot is left up for more than one day, than you can assume I am temporalily altering the rules.
• You may jump in and start participating in the contest at any time, if you are interested. There will be no sign ups. If you plan on winning though, your best bet is to start participating in the beginning, which is now.
• Be original and funny!!!
• Have fun!

 

[Spuds725 872]

Tags are all fixed now-- they were ok when I copied them over....

 

I posted the first pic since Dem had already posted his caption-- split and merged his post here..

 

Game on....

 

Spuds.

[The_Real_Deal 1]

 

" Tommy was a bad boy, but always a fool for a nice pair of computer modeled ass cheeks. "

 

OR

 

" In a city of pink, Tommy chose the pattern of true rebels - Blue Hawaii print. "

 

 

p.s. - The previous image captions from the original thread still have yet to be judged.

[Jonny_Tightlips 34]

RBer: "Hey, sugar-nuts!"

[Cheatah 2]

 

Tommy looking at that ass (thinking to himself): "Whoa, that's a FINE lookin' ass! And that better be a chick or someone's in trouble!"

 

OR

 

Tommy: "I can't believe I'm saying this, but where's the police when you need them! Not the real police of course, but the FASION police! I'm lookin' right at freakin' life sentence!"

 

[xxnofear617xx 0]

Tommy: Oh yea baby turn around

*Turns out to be a man*

Tommy: what the f*ck *shoots him with Uzi*

 

yes that is a man people

 

or

 

Tommy: the way you shake it I cant believe it, I aint never seen an...ASS LIKE THAT!

Guy Skating: Shut the f*ck up

Tommy: a man? what the f*ck?

 

kinda the same but oh well

[Demarest 23]

Tommy: the way you shake it I cant believe it, I aint never seen an...ASS LIKE THAT!

Duh doing doing DOING!

 

For anybody that caught that, it's both a response to his quote AND a contribution you will understand if you understand his

[xxnofear617xx 0]

glad somebody understood that. I dont even like rap but i thought it was funny

[ThaddeusMcKlown 12]

1st place - The_Real_Deal

2nd - Johnny Tightlips

3rd - Cheatah

 

NEW PIC HERE:

 

 

Thanks to xxnofearxx. This one may be a staple, but I don't care, do it anyway.

 

-TMcK- Edited September 3, 2005 by ThaddeusMcKlown

[Cheatah 2]

"I got one hand in my pocket and the other one's holding a highly powerful hand gun!"

[Kinda Koolies 0]

Quickly, Dave found a new meaning to the sentence 'Crappy Cars Go Boom-Boom'...

[Games-master 0]

Tommy: Now im holding this gun now im not

[Jonny_Tightlips 34]

Tommy: f*ck the 80s. Yellow station wagons are the only damn cars around.

[Demarest 23]

You talking to me?

[simps 0]

Tommy accidentally pulls the trigger and hits a guy on his porch in one of the apartment buildings.

 

Guy: "I knew spying on girls from my porch wasn't a good idea."

Tommy: "Whoops!"

[xxnofear617xx 0]

Tommy: It sucks because people never know when I'm mad. I always have the same stupid expression. So die pedestrians.

 

 

[ThaddeusMcKlown 12]

1st - Demarest

2nd - simps

3rd - xxnofearxx

 

 

NEW PIC:

 

 

Don't make too many bad, 'i'm checking you out' jokes. Enjoy.

 

-TMcK-

[Demarest 23]

Tommy: Please, call me Martha.

[Cheatah 2]

Tommy: "Pixelated butt cheeks, OHHH yeahh!!!"

[Jonny_Tightlips 34]

William Chung: SHE BANG!

[Jehde 0]

 

i win

[Kinda Koolies 0]

Tommy: OMFG!! SO BEAUTIFUL!! THE WATER IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!

[muppetmaster 1]

"That thong would look great on me"

[xxnofear617xx 0]

Tommy: OMFG! Hunnie you need to learn how to dress. That bathing suitr is like so.

Girl: ok ok shut up!

[The_Real_Deal 1]

 

 

" In a rare reflective mood, Tommy takes a stroll by the pool and ponders the notion of doing something useful with his life. Like becoming a massage therapist or a life guard. "

 

OR

 

" After hearing Fernando Martinez on the radio talking about female turn-on's, Tommy decides to give the permanent 5 o'clock shadow a try. "