gta_king Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 The first one well... the name sort of sums it up really. Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict - Pink Floyd Aye, an' a bit of mackerel, settler rack and down Ran it down by the home, and I flew Well, I slapped me and I flopped it down in the shade And I cried, cried, cried. The fear a fallen down had taken, never back the raise And then cried Mary, an' took out wi' your Claymore, Right outta a' pocket, I ran down, down the mountainside Back on Battlin the fiery horde that was falling around the feet. Never! He cried, never shall ye get me alive Ye rotten hound of the burnie crew! Well, I snatched fer the blade an' a Claymore cut and thrust, And I fell doon before him round his feet. Aye! A roar he cried! Frae the bottom of his heart That I would nay fall but as dead, Dead as I can by a' feet, d'ya ken? And the wind cried Mary. And then theres something from the barret era I've got a bike,You can ride it if you like It's got a basket, a bell that rings And things to make it look good I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world I'll give you anything, everything if you want things I've got a cloak it's a bit of a joke There's a tear up the front it's red and black I've had it for months If you think it could look good then I guess it should You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world I'll give you anything, everything if you want things I know a mouse and he hasn't got a house I don't know why I call him Gerald He's getting rather old but he's a good mouse You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world I'll give you anything, everything if you want things I've got a clan of gingerbread men Here a man, there a man, lots of gingerbread men Take a couple if you wish, they're on the dish You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world I'll give you anything, everything if you want things I know a room of musical tunes Some rhyme, some ching, most of them are clockwork Let's go into the other room and make them work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guglielminpietro Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 I only have one thing to say... "Yellow custard on a dead dog's eye" My favorite beatles lyrics. "Yellow matter custard; Dripping from a dead dog's eye." Hmm, should probably post some... danny keeps beats in a box by the door.she's a diligent girl but she's been here before. it reminds her of riding a bike. hey hey hey! slovenly ground for your slovenly shoes. cos we're destined to win and we're destined to lose. and we're destined to deal with it. hey hey hey! it used to be form to be warned about robots. and alien life-forms on your way to the toilets. but now it's like chasing a fish. hey hey hey! follow me down we can chase single mothers. around and around 'til those sluts blow their cover. just stick to the plan obi-wan. hey hey hey! what if you never get home? what if you never get high-hung? what if you never get home? lol, You pretty much could have quoted any mclusky song. 'Support Systems' is a good'un... think of life as a battle between ghosts and liarsor think of it as a barrier to self-fulfilment is everybody made of skin here? yes, we're all made of skin and bone and ligament let's hear it for the bi-peds those horrible monsters let the hotel line manages decide their fate let's hear it for the bi-peds those horrible monsters those grinning mogodons with their painted on slogans salt and its stains salt and its stains think of death as a medium-sized yellow robot that should help salt and its stains salt and its stains soundcloud.com/TheDamnFineCoats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IeetGLOO Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 i know a Song who has Pestered me for quit some time! Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil. Komm aus Ägypten, das liegt direkt am Nil. Zuerst lag ich in einem Ei, dann schni-,schna-,schnappte ich mich frei Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil, hab scharfe Zähne, und davon ganz schön viel. Ich schnapp mir was ich schnappen kann, ja ich schnapp zu, weil ich das so gut kann. Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil, ich schnappe gern, das ist mein Lieblingsspiel. Ich schleich mich an die Mama ran, und zeig ihr wie ich schnappen kann Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil, und vom Schnappen, da krieg ich nicht zu viel. Ich beiß dem Papi kurz ins Bein, und dann, dann schlaf ich einfach ein. Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (schnapp!) Schni Schna Schnappi (ja!) Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (schnapp!) Schni Schna Schnappi (mhmm!) Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (ja!) Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi (hmm) Schnappi Schnapp don't even say it! i whish that someone could create a Animation where they Kill that Little Croc. oh dear god...that song is annoying...and whats worse is i know a guy whos name is Schnake (shnah-kee) and everytime i hear his name that song comes to mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IeetGLOO Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 gorillaz "DARE" It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's DARE It's DARE You've got to press it on you You just think it that's what you do it That's what you do, baby Hold it down, DARE Jump with them all and move it Jump back and forth And feel like you were there yourself Work it out Never did no harm Never did no harm It's DARE It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's DARE It's DARE You've got to press it on you You just, think it, that's what you do That's what you do, baby Hold it down, DARE Jump with them all and move it Jump back and forth It feels like you would let yourself work it out Never did no harm Never did no harm It's DARE It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's DARE Never did no harm Never did no harm It's DARE It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's DARE You've got to press it on you You just, think it, that's what you do That's what you do, baby Hold it down, DARE Jump with them all and move it Jump back and forth It feels like you would let yourself work it out You've got to press it on you You just, think it, that's what you do That's what you do, baby Hold it down, DARE Jump with them all and move it Jump back and forth It feels like you would let yourself work it out love the song but what the heck? it makes no sense!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monoxide Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Dont really know where to find Lyrics for it but "Lola" by The Kinks is quite funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opius Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 ANYTHING by System Of A Down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletProofPatriot Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 The Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. Vulcanize the whoopee stickIn the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la With the boink swatter If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove Ooh la la With the pork steeple If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where pronto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIP YEK NOD Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Many many years ago, when I was twenty-three, I was married to a widow as pretty as can be, This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red, My father fell in love with her and soon the two were wed. I'm my own grandpa, I'm my own grandpa. It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so— I'm my own grandpa. This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life, For my daughter was my mother, for she was my father's wife. To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy, I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby thus became a brother-in-law to dad, And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad, For if he was my uncle then that also made him brother To the widow's grown-up daughter, who of course was my step-mother. Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run. And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue, Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too. Oh, if my wife's my grandmother then I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild. For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw— As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa. I'm my own grandpa, I'm my own grandpa. It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so— I'm my own grandpa. I'm my own grandpa, I'm my own grandpa. It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so— I'm my own grandpa. nuff said? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-shaDow Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 The Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. Vulcanize the whoopee stickIn the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la With the boink swatter If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove Ooh la la With the pork steeple If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where pronto. Not so much weird as just one giant metaphor for, you guessed it, SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loman Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- In the Neither World, Everything is Versed and Reversed. The Neither World Contains and Corrects all Contradictions. All Division Collapses into Itself, Into Unity. Forever is Never in the Neither World. To Connect is to Sever. All is On is Several is None. THe Foundation is in the Abyss. The Truth is the Lamb is the Fish. The Key is in the Sunlight in the Window. The Virgin Chases the Moon. The Lamb is Slaughtered and We All Drink the Blood. We All Drink the Blood in the Neither World Sameck. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Jesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water into wine And if he wanted to He could have turned weed into marajuana, Or sugar into cocaine, Or vitamin pills into amphetamines. He walked on the water, and swam on the land. He would tell these stories, and people would listen He was really cool. If you were blind or lame, You just went to Jesus, And he would put his hands on you, And you would be healed. That's so cool. He could have played guitar better than Hendrix, He could have told the future, He could have baked the most delicious cake in the world. He could have scored more goals than Wayne Greztky. Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of. Jesus was way cool. He told people to eat his body and drink his blood. That's so cool. Jesus was so cool. But then some people got jealous of how cool he was, So they killed him. But then he rose from the dead! He rose from the dead, danced around, and went up to heaven. I mean that's so cool. Jesus was way cool. No wonder there are so many christians. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- In order to remember your dreams, You must think of them as if they were little kittens. When you wake up in the morning, Before you get out of bed, Sit up and say, "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty." If this doesn't work, You must go into the kitchen and pour out a saucer of cream Place it by the foot of the bed and say, "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. "Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. When the kitty gets the cream, the dream is remembered. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck, Because I figured at the end of the day I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home, And I love cheesecake. So I went to the cheesecake company, And they asked me if I could drive a truck, And I said yes and they said you're hired. So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes, And I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake. So I pulled over and I opened the trunk and I got a cheesecake, And I also took one for later, And I took one for my friend Farmboy, And I took one to bring home, And by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes. So I took another one. Then I figured I might as well stop at my house to drop off all the cheesecakes. So I take five cakes to eat on the way, And I drive another block and a half to my house. Now it's lunchtime so I eat ten cheesecakes and a cheesecake for desert. I should point out by the way that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious. Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town. And I miss everybody a lot, But I'm not really sorry, Because they were very delicious cheesecakes. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Holy Holy Holy Holy All is holy in the sink in the sinking all is holy holy holy down the sink holy sinking sinking down the hole holy holy sinking down holy sinking down the hole down the sinking holy holy sinking holy holy down holy sinking sinking down the hole holy holy all is holy all is holy down the sink in the sinking all is holy all is holy in the hole down the holy holy sinking all is holy in the sink sinking down the holy sinking all is sinking down the hole holy sinking sinking down the hole sink sink sink sink sink sinking down the holy down holy sinking down the sinking sinking holy down the sink holy holy holy sinking all is sinking down the holy holy holy all is sinking all is sinking all is sinking sink sink sink sink sink ----------------------------------------------------------------------- I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when it think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it , so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, 'cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long, It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward's St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven-some guy was selling it! I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Dick was obsessed with his dick. He would beat off at least three times a day: In the morning, when he woke up, Right after or right before dinner, And right before he went to sleep. If he didn't get in his three daily beat-off sessions, He was a pain in the ass to be around. He jerked off to tv- Especially Mary Tyler Moore and Dynasty and Charlie's Angels; He pulled his pud to porno books; He even jerked off To the underwear ads In the magazine section of the Sunday New York Times. If you were a girl, talking to him on the phone, Chances are he was beating his meat to the sound of your voice. 'Cause coming was his raison d'etre. One time he was in the middle of jerking off to Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune When a job offer came to him over the phone And he needed a job bad But he told the man he'd call him right back, 'Cause he needed to come more than he needed the job. And it wasn't that he was ugly or afraid of women or anything like that He just honestly preferred his right hand. I saw him the other day, And he told me that last friday he was with two girls at their place And they both wanted him to stay over. But he went home, Called up another girl, and jacked off while talking to her. I don't know why he tells me this sh*t. Dick's a f*cked up guy. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- I waited two and a half years for a train to Springfield, Ohio I gave up and I began to walk, but I was so hungry And its a damn good thing I was wearing shoes I decided the cool thing to do would be to order some Challah Bread And Turtle Soup But I ordered a tuna salad sandwich And some french fries I mean, What the hell's the difference anyway Look, the thing is, I'm half way to Springfield, Like I'm in Maryland someplace, And the money runs out I get some freelance welding work in Silver Spring and then- And this was a big kick for me- I put on my hat and I said "Sorry, Sue Ellen, but I got to be moving on." As it turned out, I never did get to Springfield, Ohio. Oh, but sometimes, Sometimes when the moon is full I can hear that old dog howling Howling, like he was right outside my own window. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Sometimes on the subway He felt like a little bunny rabbit With a cute little bunny nose And long floppy ears And a brand new sub-machine gun And a big bushy tail Because the little bunny wanted to kill everyone The little bunny wanted to kill everyone In the barn ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Do I win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbilly123 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 stairway to heaven bohemian rhapsody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenaciousD. Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Tenacious D: Karate With Karate i'll kick you're ass From here to Teana Minasquare Oh yer motherf***** i'll gonna kick you f****** derier Yer yerrr You broke the rules Now i'll pull out all you're pubic hairs You mother****** You mother****** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick1990 Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Don't read this if you are spanish. Then it is not that weird. Unos, dos, tres, catorce [1,2,3,14] Turn it up loud, captain! Lights go down It's dark The jungle is your head Can't rule your heart I'm feeling so much stronger Than I thought Your eyes are wide And though your soul it can't be bought your mind can wander Hello, Hello Hola! [spanish for Hello] I'm at a place called vertigo (¿Dónde está?) [Where is it?] It's everything I wish I didn't know Except you give me something I can feel Feel The night is full of holes Those bullets rip the sky Of ink with gold They twinkle as the boys play rock and roll They know that they can't dance At least they know I can sell the beat I'm askin' for the cheque Girl with crimson nails Has Jesus 'round the neck Swinging to the music Swinging to the music Woooao Hello, Hello Hola! I'm at a place called Vertigo (¿Dónde está?) [Where is it?] It's everything I wish I didn't know But you give me something I can feel Feel All this, all this can be yours All of this, all of this can be yours All this, all of this can be yours Just give me what I want And no one gets hurt Hello, Hello Hola! I'm at a place called Vertigo Lights go down and all I know Is that you give me something I can feel You're teaching me ...aaahhh Your love is teaching me ...aaaah How to kneel Kneel Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canoxa Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Vertigo? I must admit, it is odd at parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick1990 Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Vertigo? I must admit, it is odd at parts. Yeah 1, 2, 3, 14!? Bono must have been drunk or something when i wrote that song, or then he has some problem with his spanish. But its a very good song though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovy Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Vertigo was more retarded than odd. But with bono and a guy called the edge in your band, your going to go in the way retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Emily Play Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 Love Street - The Doors She lives on Love Street Lingers long on Love Street She has a house and garden I would like to see what happens She has robes and she has monkeys Lazy diamond studded flunkies She has wisdom and knows what to do She has me and she has you She has wisdom and knows what to do She has me and she has you I see you live on Love Street There's this store where the creatures meet I wonder what they do in there Summer Sunday and a year I guess I like it fine, so far She lives on Love Street Lingers long on Love Street She has a house and garden I would like to see what happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick1990 Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 Vertigo was more retarded than odd. But with bono and a guy called the edge in your band, your going to go in the way retarded. Nah, they are both very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southside G Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 This hook from a Missy Elliot song always confused me. It's the one where she says "I put my thing down flip it and reverse it." backwards Is it worth it, let me work it I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gniht ym tup i ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gniht ym tup i If you got a big dick, let me search it To find out how hard I gotta work ya ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gniht ym tup i ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gniht ym tup i Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionz Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 You asked for it... It feels like I've been alone too long, With no girls around My mamma's wondering. Thinking of some way, to release it. I looked in the kitchen, Saw some Crisco Oil, And that's when my bladder started to boil, Ooooooh yeah. Ow, Ow, Ow! (Uh oh!) Ow, ow, ow! (Oh God! What did I just do?) No one wanted to be with me, Had to make my dream come true, I wanted to hump something, I didn't know what to do. It seemed like a good idea, And no one else was around, I stuck my weenie in a bottle, And now I can't get it out! Stuck my weenie in a bottle today, Gonna shove it up there all the way. I stuck my weenie in a bottle, Oh no, Can, can, someone come help me out? It's turning purple, All the feelings gone, Now where did I put that friggin' phone? Dialing 9-1-1! Please pick up! I'm in a lot of pain! This was supposed to feel good, Now I'm suffering, Oh, please answer! [Emergeny Services] Denver 911, what is your emergency? Ow, Ow, ow! [Emergency Services] Hello? Ow, ow, ow! [Emergency Services] Sir, what seems to be the problem? No one wanted to be with me, Had to make my dream come true, I wanted to hump something, I didn't know what to do. [Emergency Services] Go on! It seemed like a good idea, And no one else was around, I stuck my weenie in a bottle, And now I can't get it out! [Emergency Services] You stuck your weenie in a bottle, Oh my! You must feel really lonley, guy. You stuck your weenie in a bottle, That's a first! Don't worry sir, We're sending somebody out! Hey Pam, this guy's got his weenie stuck in a bottle! [Pam] No way! [Emergency Services] He does! HAHAHAHAHA! Wait, wait... Sir, we're sending somebody out. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH! [Police] He's in here, Let's break the door down! They break the door down. [Police] Oh my God! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! [Emergency Services] No one wanted to be with him, Had to make his dream come true, He wanted to hump something! I didn't know what to do! [Police] It seemed like a good idea, And no one else was around, He stuck his weenie in a bottle-- And now I can't get it out! [Policeman] Ok kid, relax We're going to get this thing off of ya! OK, get ready, PULL! OWWWW!! Stuck my weenie in a bottle today, Now, now, now I can't get it out! Wierd Al Yankovic, Weenie In A Bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Murders Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 Slipknot's Frail Limb Nursery...all it is, is a small girl talking. ...She lay as though she was in a trance. With her long eyelashes fluttering like she was dreaming. She said to him "I lie beyond the sea", And then all of a sudden her head dipped back and she vanished. Gone, gone without a trace. Gone. She's never coming back, Do you know what its like to live with that? No one knows what it's like. The only one who knew me, gone. If I knew anymore I would tell it to you... It's about a girl dying...what so weird about that? you can suck a fart out my cock. why do you think men laugh at you and still f*ck you once? your cries wet my eyes. ill kill the hostages if denied my target. "Someones Daughter" by Agoraphobic Nosebleed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovy Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 EDIT: Wrong topic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCena619 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 The Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. Vulcanize the whoopee stickIn the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la With the boink swatter If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove Ooh la la With the pork steeple If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where pronto. i'd agree with you and say that that song has to be the weirdest and most random song ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loman Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 The Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. Vulcanize the whoopee stickIn the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la With the boink swatter If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove Ooh la la With the pork steeple If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where pronto. i'd agree with you and say that that song has to be the weirdest and most random song ever Am I the only one that understands that song? It's all about the title: Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo The lyrics are all innuendos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Emily Play Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Frank Zappa - Montana I might be movin' to Montana soonJust to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up Waxen it down In a little white box I can sell uptown By myself I wouldn't Have no boss, But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Well I just might grow me some bees But I'd leave the sweet stuff For somebody else...but then, on the other hand I'd Keep the wax N' melt it down Pluck some Floss N' swish it aroun' I'd have me a crop An' it'd be on top (that's why I'M movin' to Montana) Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am) Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss That's growin' on the prairie Pluckin' the floss! I plucked all day an' all nite an' all Afternoon... I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss (His name is MIGHTY LITTLE) He's a good hoss Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway Any way I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss Even if you think it is a little silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I'm gonna find me a horse Just about this big An' ride him all along the border line With a Pair of heavy-duty Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand Every other wrangler would say I was mighty grand By myself I wouldn't Have no boss But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Well I might Ride along the border With my tweezers gleamin' In the moon-lighty night And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfee N' give my foot a push... Just me 'n the pymgy pony Over the Dennil Floss Bush N' then I might just Jumb back on An' ride Like a cowboy Into the dawn to Montana Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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