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The first one well... the name sort of sums it up really.

 

 

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict - Pink Floyd

 

Aye, an' a bit of mackerel, settler rack and down

Ran it down by the home, and I flew

Well, I slapped me and I flopped it down in the shade

And I cried, cried, cried.

 

The fear a fallen down had taken, never back the raise

And then cried Mary, an' took out wi' your Claymore,

Right outta a' pocket, I ran down, down the mountainside

Back on Battlin the fiery horde that was falling around the feet.

 

Never! He cried, never shall ye get me alive

Ye rotten hound of the burnie crew!

Well, I snatched fer the blade an' a Claymore cut and thrust,

And I fell doon before him round his feet. Aye!

 

A roar he cried!

Frae the bottom of his heart

That I would nay fall but as dead,

Dead as I can by a' feet, d'ya ken?

 

And the wind cried Mary.

 

And then theres something from the barret era

 

 

I've got a bike,

You can ride it if you like

It's got a basket, a bell that rings

And things to make it look good

I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it

 

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world

I'll give you anything, everything if you want things

 

I've got a cloak it's a bit of a joke

There's a tear up the front it's red and black

I've had it for months

If you think it could look good then I guess it should

 

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world

I'll give you anything, everything if you want things

 

I know a mouse and he hasn't got a house

I don't know why I call him Gerald

He's getting rather old but he's a good mouse

 

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world

I'll give you anything, everything if you want things

 

I've got a clan of gingerbread men

Here a man, there a man, lots of gingerbread men

Take a couple if you wish, they're on the dish

 

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world

I'll give you anything, everything if you want things

 

I know a room of musical tunes

Some rhyme, some ching, most of them are clockwork

 

Let's go into the other room and make them work

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Guglielminpietro

 

I only have one thing to say...

 

"Yellow custard on a dead dog's eye"

 

My favorite beatles lyrics.

"Yellow matter custard; Dripping from a dead dog's eye."

 

Hmm, should probably post some...

 

 

danny keeps beats in a box by the door.

she's a diligent girl but she's been here before.

it reminds her of riding a bike.

hey hey hey!

 

slovenly ground for your slovenly shoes.

cos we're destined to win and we're destined to lose.

and we're destined to deal with it.

hey hey hey!

 

it used to be form to be warned about robots.

and alien life-forms on your way to the toilets.

but now it's like chasing a fish.

hey hey hey!

 

follow me down we can chase single mothers.

around and around 'til those sluts blow their cover.

just stick to the plan obi-wan.

hey hey hey!

 

what if you never get home?

what if you never get high-hung?

what if you never get home?

lol, You pretty much could have quoted any mclusky song. 'Support Systems' is a good'un...

 

 

think of life as a battle between ghosts and liars

or think of it as a barrier to self-fulfilment

is everybody made of skin here?

yes, we're all made of skin

and bone and ligament

 

let's hear it for the bi-peds

those horrible monsters

let the hotel line manages decide their fate

 

let's hear it for the bi-peds

those horrible monsters

those grinning mogodons with their painted on slogans

 

salt and its stains

salt and its stains

 

think of death as a medium-sized yellow robot

that should help

 

salt and its stains

salt and its stains

 

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i know a Song who has Pestered me for quit some time!

 

 

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil.

Komm aus Ägypten, das liegt direkt am Nil.

Zuerst lag ich in einem Ei,

dann schni-,schna-,schnappte ich mich frei

 

 

Schni Schna Schnappi

Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

Schni Schna Schnappi

Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,

hab scharfe Zähne, und davon ganz schön viel.

Ich schnapp mir was ich schnappen kann,

ja ich schnapp zu, weil ich das so gut kann.

 

 

Schni Schna Schnappi

Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

Schni Schna Schnappi

Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,

ich schnappe gern, das ist mein Lieblingsspiel.

Ich schleich mich an die Mama ran,

und zeig ihr wie ich schnappen kann

 

 

Schni Schna Schnappi

Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

Schni Schna Schnappi

Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,

und vom Schnappen, da krieg ich nicht zu viel.

Ich beiß dem Papi kurz ins Bein,

und dann, dann schlaf ich einfach ein.

 

 

Schni Schna Schnappi

Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (schnapp!)

Schni Schna Schnappi (ja!)

Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (schnapp!)

Schni Schna Schnappi (mhmm!)

Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (ja!)

Schni Schna Schnappi

Schnappi (hmm) Schnappi Schnapp

 

don't even say it! tounge2.gif

 

i whish that someone could create a Animation where they Kill that Little Croc. devil.gif

oh dear god...that song is annoying...and whats worse is i know a guy whos name is Schnake (shnah-kee) and everytime i hear his name that song comes to mind

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gorillaz

 

"DARE"

 

It's coming up

It's coming up

It's coming up

It's coming up

It's DARE

 

It's DARE

 

You've got to press it on you

You just think it that's what you do it

That's what you do, baby

Hold it down, DARE

 

Jump with them all and move it

Jump back and forth

And feel like you were there yourself

Work it out

 

Never did no harm

Never did no harm

 

It's DARE

It's coming up

It's coming up

It's coming up

It's coming up

It's coming up

It's DARE

 

It's DARE

 

You've got to press it on you

You just, think it, that's what you do

That's what you do, baby

Hold it down, DARE

 

Jump with them all and move it

Jump back and forth

It feels like you would let yourself work it out

 

Never did no harm

Never did no harm

 

It's DARE

It's coming up

It's coming up

It's coming up

It's coming up

It's coming up

It's DARE

 

Never did no harm

Never did no harm

 

It's DARE

It's coming up

It's coming up

It's coming up

It's coming up

It's coming up

It's DARE

 

You've got to press it on you

You just, think it, that's what you do

That's what you do, baby

Hold it down, DARE

 

Jump with them all and move it

Jump back and forth

It feels like you would let yourself work it out

 

You've got to press it on you

You just, think it, that's what you do

That's what you do, baby

Hold it down, DARE

 

Jump with them all and move it

Jump back and forth

It feels like you would let yourself work it out

 

love the song but what the heck? it makes no sense!!!

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The Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.

 

 

Vulcanize the whoopee stick

In the ham wallet

 

Cattle prod the oyster ditch

With the lap rocket

 

Batter dip the cranny ax

In the gut locker

 

Retrofit the pudding hatch

Ooh la la

With the boink swatter

 

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

 

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

 

Marinate the nether rod

In the squish mitten

 

Power drill the yippee bog

With the dude piston

 

Pressure wash the quiver bone

In the bitch wrinkle

 

Cannonball the fiddle cove

Ooh la la

With the pork steeple

 

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

 

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

 

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where pronto.

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    Many many years ago, when I was twenty-three,

    I was married to a widow as pretty as can be,

    This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red,

    My father fell in love with her and soon the two were wed.

 

   

        I'm my own grandpa, I'm my own grandpa.

        It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so—

        I'm my own grandpa.

 

   

 

    This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,

    For my daughter was my mother, for she was my father's wife.

    To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,

    I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

 

 

 

    My little baby thus became a brother-in-law to dad,

    And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad,

    For if he was my uncle then that also made him brother

    To the widow's grown-up daughter, who of course was my step-mother.

 

 

    Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run.

    And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son.

    My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue,

    Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

 

 

 

    Oh, if my wife's my grandmother then I am her grandchild.

    And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild.

    For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw—

    As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.

 

   

I'm my own grandpa, I'm my own grandpa.

It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so—

I'm my own grandpa.

I'm my own grandpa, I'm my own grandpa.

It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so—

I'm my own grandpa.

 

 

nuff said?

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The Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.

 

 

Vulcanize the whoopee stick

In the ham wallet

 

Cattle prod the oyster ditch

With the lap rocket

 

Batter dip the cranny ax

In the gut locker

 

Retrofit the pudding hatch

Ooh la la

With the boink swatter

 

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

 

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

 

Marinate the nether rod

In the squish mitten

 

Power drill the yippee bog

With the dude piston

 

Pressure wash the quiver bone

In the bitch wrinkle

 

Cannonball the fiddle cove

Ooh la la

With the pork steeple

 

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

 

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

 

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where pronto.

Not so much weird as just one giant metaphor for, you guessed it, SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.

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In the Neither World,

Everything is Versed and Reversed.

The Neither World Contains and Corrects all Contradictions.

All Division Collapses into Itself,

Into Unity.

Forever is Never in the Neither World.

To Connect is to Sever.

All is On is Several is None.

THe Foundation is in the Abyss.

The Truth is the Lamb is the Fish.

The Key is in the Sunlight in the Window.

The Virgin Chases the Moon.

The Lamb is Slaughtered and We All Drink the Blood.

We All Drink the Blood in the Neither World Sameck.

 

 

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Jesus was way cool

Everybody liked Jesus

Everybody wanted to hang out with him

Anything he wanted to do, he did

He turned water into wine

And if he wanted to

He could have turned weed into marajuana,

Or sugar into cocaine,

Or vitamin pills into amphetamines.

He walked on the water, and swam on the land.

He would tell these stories,

and people would listen

He was really cool.

If you were blind or lame,

You just went to Jesus,

And he would put his hands on you,

And you would be healed.

That's so cool.

He could have played guitar better than Hendrix,

He could have told the future,

He could have baked the most delicious cake in the world.

He could have scored more goals than Wayne Greztky.

Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of.

Jesus was way cool.

He told people to eat his body

and drink his blood.

That's so cool.

Jesus was so cool.

But then some people got jealous of how cool he was,

So they killed him.

But then he rose from the dead!

He rose from the dead, danced around, and went up to heaven.

I mean that's so cool.

Jesus was way cool.

No wonder there are so many christians.

 

 

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In order to remember your dreams,

You must think of them as if they were little kittens.

When you wake up in the morning,

Before you get out of bed,

Sit up and say,

"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.

"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.

"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.

"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.

"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty."

If this doesn't work, You must go into the kitchen and pour out a saucer of cream

Place it by the foot of the bed and say,

"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.

"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.

"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.

"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.

"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.

"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.

"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.

When the kitty gets the cream, the dream is remembered.

 

 

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So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck,

Because I figured at the end of the day I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home,

And I love cheesecake.

So I went to the cheesecake company,

And they asked me if I could drive a truck,

And I said yes and they said you're hired.

So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes,

And I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake.

So I pulled over and I opened the trunk and I got a cheesecake,

And I also took one for later,

And I took one for my friend Farmboy,

And I took one to bring home,

And by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes.

So I took another one.

Then I figured I might as well stop at my house to drop off all the cheesecakes.

So I take five cakes to eat on the way,

And I drive another block and a half to my house.

Now it's lunchtime so I eat ten cheesecakes and a cheesecake for desert.

I should point out by the way that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious.

Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town.

And I miss everybody a lot,

But I'm not really sorry,

Because they were very delicious cheesecakes.

 

 

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Holy Holy Holy Holy

All is holy in the sink

in the sinking all is holy

holy holy down the sink

 

holy sinking

sinking down the hole

 

holy holy sinking down

holy sinking down the hole

down the sinking holy holy

sinking holy holy down

 

holy sinking

sinking down the hole

 

holy holy all is holy

all is holy down the sink

in the sinking all is holy

 

all is holy in the hole

down the holy holy sinking

all is holy in the sink

sinking down the holy sinking

all is sinking down the hole

 

holy sinking

sinking down the hole

 

sink sink sink sink sink

sinking down the holy down

holy sinking down the sinking

sinking holy down the sink

holy holy holy sinking

all is sinking down the holy

holy holy all is sinking

all is sinking all is sinking

sink sink sink sink sink

 

 

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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when it think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it , so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, 'cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either.

 

I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long, It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

 

After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward's St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven-some guy was selling it! I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

 

 

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Dick was obsessed with his dick.

He would beat off at least three times a day:

In the morning, when he woke up,

Right after or right before dinner,

And right before he went to sleep.

If he didn't get in his three daily beat-off sessions,

He was a pain in the ass to be around.

He jerked off to tv-

Especially Mary Tyler Moore and Dynasty and Charlie's Angels;

He pulled his pud to porno books;

He even jerked off

To the underwear ads

In the magazine section of the Sunday New York Times.

If you were a girl, talking to him on the phone,

Chances are he was beating his meat to the sound of your voice.

'Cause coming was his raison d'etre.

One time he was in the middle of jerking off to

Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune

When a job offer came to him over the phone

And he needed a job bad

But he told the man he'd call him right back,

'Cause he needed to come more than he needed the job.

And it wasn't that he was ugly or afraid of women or anything like that

He just honestly preferred his right hand.

I saw him the other day,

And he told me that last friday he was with two girls

at their place

And they both wanted him to stay over.

But he went home,

Called up another girl,

and jacked off while talking to her.

I don't know why he tells me this sh*t.

Dick's a f*cked up guy.

 

 

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I waited two and a half years for a train to Springfield, Ohio

I gave up and I began to walk, but I was so hungry

And its a damn good thing I was wearing shoes

I decided the cool thing to do would be to order some Challah Bread

And Turtle Soup

But I ordered a tuna salad sandwich

And some french fries

I mean,

What the hell's the difference anyway

 

Look, the thing is,

I'm half way to Springfield,

Like I'm in

Maryland someplace,

And the money runs out I get some freelance welding work in Silver Spring and then-

And this was a big kick for me-

I put on my hat and I said "Sorry, Sue Ellen, but I got to be moving on."

As it turned out, I never did get to Springfield, Ohio.

Oh, but sometimes,

Sometimes when the moon is full

I can hear that old dog howling

Howling, like he was right outside my own window.

 

 

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Sometimes on the subway

He felt like a little bunny rabbit

With a cute little bunny nose

And long floppy ears

And a brand new sub-machine gun

And a big bushy tail

Because the little bunny wanted to kill everyone

The little bunny wanted to kill everyone

In the barn

 

 

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Do I win? biggrin.gif

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Tenacious D: Karate

 

With Karate i'll kick you're ass

From here to Teana Minasquare

Oh yer motherf*****

i'll gonna kick you f****** derier

Yer yerrr

 

You broke the rules

Now i'll pull out all you're pubic hairs

You mother******

You mother******

 

 

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Don't read this if you are spanish. Then it is not that weird.

 

Unos, dos, tres, catorce [1,2,3,14] whatsthat.gif

 

Turn it up loud, captain!

 

Lights go down

It's dark

The jungle is your head

Can't rule your heart

I'm feeling so much stronger

Than I thought

Your eyes are wide

And though your soul

it can't be bought

your mind can wander

 

Hello, Hello

Hola! [spanish for Hello]

I'm at a place called vertigo (¿Dónde está?) [Where is it?]

It's everything I wish I didn't know

Except you give me something I can feel

Feel

 

The night is full of holes

Those bullets rip the sky

Of ink with gold

They twinkle as the boys play rock and roll

They know that they can't dance

At least they know

 

I can sell the beat

I'm askin' for the cheque

Girl with crimson nails

Has Jesus 'round the neck

Swinging to the music

Swinging to the music

Woooao

 

Hello, Hello

Hola!

I'm at a place called Vertigo (¿Dónde está?) [Where is it?]

It's everything I wish I didn't know

But you give me something I can feel

Feel

 

All this, all this can be yours

All of this, all of this can be yours

All this, all of this can be yours

Just give me what I want

And no one gets hurt

 

Hello, Hello

Hola!

I'm at a place called Vertigo

Lights go down and all I know

Is that you give me something I can feel

You're teaching me ...aaahhh

Your love is teaching me ...aaaah

How to kneel

Kneel

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

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Vertigo?

 

I must admit, it is odd at parts.

Yeah 1, 2, 3, 14!? whatsthat.gif Bono must have been drunk or something when i wrote that song, or then he has some problem with his spanish. But its a very good song though.

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Vertigo was more retarded than odd.

 

But with bono and a guy called the edge in your band, your going to go in the way retarded.

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Love Street - The Doors

 

She lives on Love Street

Lingers long on Love Street

She has a house and garden

I would like to see what happens

She has robes and she has monkeys

Lazy diamond studded flunkies

She has wisdom and knows what to do

She has me and she has you

She has wisdom and knows what to do

She has me and she has you

I see you live on Love Street

There's this store where the creatures meet

I wonder what they do in there

Summer Sunday and a year

I guess I like it fine, so far

She lives on Love Street

Lingers long on Love Street

She has a house and garden

I would like to see what happens

 

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Vertigo was more retarded than odd.

 

But with bono and a guy called the edge in your band, your going to go in the way retarded.

Nah, they are both very good. music.gif

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This hook from a Missy Elliot song always confused me.

It's the one where she says "I put my thing down flip it and reverse it."

backwards

Is it worth it, let me work it

I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it

ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gniht ym tup i

ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gniht ym tup i

If you got a big dick, let me search it

To find out how hard I gotta work ya

ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gniht ym tup i

ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gniht ym tup i

 

 

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You asked for it...

 

It feels like I've been alone too long,

With no girls around

My mamma's wondering.

Thinking of some way,

to release it.

 

I looked in the kitchen,

Saw some Crisco Oil,

And that's when my bladder started to boil,

Ooooooh yeah.

 

Ow, Ow, Ow!

(Uh oh!)

Ow, ow, ow!

(Oh God! What did I just do?)

 

No one wanted to be with me,

Had to make my dream come true,

I wanted to hump something,

I didn't know what to do.

It seemed like a good idea,

And no one else was around,

I stuck my weenie in a bottle,

And now I can't get it out!

 

Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,

Gonna shove it up there all the way.

I stuck my weenie in a bottle,

Oh no,

Can, can, someone come help me out?

 

It's turning purple,

All the feelings gone,

Now where did I put that friggin' phone?

Dialing 9-1-1!

 

Please pick up!

I'm in a lot of pain!

This was supposed to feel good,

Now I'm suffering,

Oh, please answer!

 

[Emergeny Services]

Denver 911, what is your emergency?

 

Ow, Ow, ow!

 

[Emergency Services]

Hello?

 

Ow, ow, ow!

 

[Emergency Services]

Sir, what seems to be the problem?

 

No one wanted to be with me,

Had to make my dream come true,

I wanted to hump something,

I didn't know what to do.

 

[Emergency Services]

Go on!

 

It seemed like a good idea,

And no one else was around,

I stuck my weenie in a bottle,

And now I can't get it out!

 

[Emergency Services]

You stuck your weenie in a bottle,

Oh my!

You must feel really lonley, guy.

You stuck your weenie in a bottle,

That's a first!

Don't worry sir,

We're sending somebody out!

Hey Pam, this guy's got his weenie stuck in a bottle!

 

[Pam]

No way!

 

[Emergency Services]

He does!

HAHAHAHAHA!

Wait, wait...

Sir, we're sending somebody out.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!

 

[Police]

He's in here,

Let's break the door down!

 

They break the door down.

 

[Police]

Oh my God!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[Emergency Services]

No one wanted to be with him,

Had to make his dream come true,

He wanted to hump something!

 

I didn't know what to do!

 

[Police]

It seemed like a good idea,

And no one else was around,

He stuck his weenie in a bottle--

 

And now I can't get it out!

 

[Policeman]

Ok kid, relax

We're going to get this thing off of ya!

OK, get ready,

PULL!

 

OWWWW!!

 

Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,

Now, now, now I can't get it out!

 

Wierd Al Yankovic, Weenie In A Bottle.

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Digital Murders
Slipknot's Frail Limb Nursery...all it is, is a small girl talking.

...She lay as though she was in a trance. With her long eyelashes fluttering like she was dreaming. She said to him "I lie beyond the sea", And then all of a sudden her head dipped back and she vanished. Gone, gone without a trace. Gone. She's never coming back, Do you know what its like to live with that? No one knows what it's like. The only one who knew me, gone. If I knew anymore I would tell it to you...

It's about a girl dying...what so weird about that?

 

 

you can suck a fart out my cock.

why do you think men laugh at you and still f*ck you once?

your cries wet my eyes.

ill kill the hostages if denied my target.

 

 

"Someones Daughter" by Agoraphobic Nosebleed

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The Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.

 

 

Vulcanize the whoopee stick

In the ham wallet

 

Cattle prod the oyster ditch

With the lap rocket

 

Batter dip the cranny ax

In the gut locker

 

Retrofit the pudding hatch

Ooh la la

With the boink swatter

 

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

 

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

 

Marinate the nether rod

In the squish mitten

 

Power drill the yippee bog

With the dude piston

 

Pressure wash the quiver bone

In the bitch wrinkle

 

Cannonball the fiddle cove

Ooh la la

With the pork steeple

 

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

 

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

 

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where pronto.

i'd agree with you and say that that song has to be the weirdest and most random song ever

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The Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.

 

 

Vulcanize the whoopee stick

In the ham wallet

 

Cattle prod the oyster ditch

With the lap rocket

 

Batter dip the cranny ax

In the gut locker

 

Retrofit the pudding hatch

Ooh la la

With the boink swatter

 

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

 

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

 

Marinate the nether rod

In the squish mitten

 

Power drill the yippee bog

With the dude piston

 

Pressure wash the quiver bone

In the bitch wrinkle

 

Cannonball the fiddle cove

Ooh la la

With the pork steeple

 

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

 

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

 

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where pronto.

i'd agree with you and say that that song has to be the weirdest and most random song ever

Am I the only one that understands that song?

It's all about the title:

Foxtrot

Uniform

Charlie

Kilo

 

The lyrics are all innuendos biggrin.gif

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Frank Zappa - Montana

 

I might be movin' to Montana soon

Just to raise me up a crop of

Dental Floss

 

Raisin' it up

Waxen it down

In a little white box

I can sell uptown

 

By myself I wouldn't

Have no boss,

But I'd be raisin' my lonely

Dental Floss

 

Raisin' my lonely

Dental Floss

 

Well I just might grow me some bees

But I'd leave the sweet stuff

For somebody else...but then, on the other hand I'd

 

Keep the wax

N' melt it down

Pluck some Floss

N' swish it aroun'

 

I'd have me a crop

An' it'd be on top (that's why I'M movin' to Montana)

 

Movin' to Montana soon

Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am)

Movin' to Montana soon

Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune

 

I'm pluckin' the ol'

Dennil Floss

That's growin' on the prairie

Pluckin' the floss!

I plucked all day an' all nite an' all

Afternoon...

 

I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss

(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)

He's a good hoss

Even though

He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or

Blanket on anyway

He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or

Blanket on anyway

Any way

 

I'm pluckin' the ol'

Dennil Floss

Even if you think it is a little silly, folks

I don't care if you think it's silly, folks

I don't care if you think it's silly, folks

 

I'm gonna find me a horse

Just about this big

An' ride him all along the border line

 

With a

Pair of heavy-duty

Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand

Every other wrangler would say

I was mighty grand

 

By myself I wouldn't

Have no boss

But I'd be raisin' my lonely

Dental Floss

 

Raisin' my lonely

Dental Floss

Raisin' my lonely

Dental Floss

 

Well I might

Ride along the border

With my tweezers gleamin'

In the moon-lighty night

 

And then I'd

Get a cuppa cawfee

N' give my foot a push...

Just me 'n the pymgy pony

Over the Dennil Floss Bush

 

N' then I might just

Jumb back on

An' ride

Like a cowboy

Into the dawn to Montana

 

Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

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