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So You Wanna Get Laid.


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As a follow up to my very old topic about music, this topic will be strictly for getting laid.

 

Do you have trouble getting into the mood? When you wanna get freaky does your mind go blank when it comes time to play some music? When you want to make love and your woman wants to hear something for her to moan and scream to can you please her musically as well as physically?

 

If you need help then you've come to the right place.

 

I will be posting 3 songs a day (hopefully) to help all of you build up a compilation(s) of music to please your lover(s).

 

Others are welcome to post songs also, but I will be mainly focusing my attention on new school and old school rhythm and blues. Teddy Pendegrass, Barry White, Avant, Joe, Tyrese, and the likes.

 

No genre is frowned upon, post what songs make them love makin' all the better, I'll start with 3 classics.

 

Teddy Pendegrass- Turn Off The Lights

Marvin Gaye- Let's Get It On

Jodeci- Feenin'

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Ok, I guess, since that is out of the way can we get onto music.

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f*ck all that slow, RnB sh*t. These songs will at least make sex interesting.

 

The Berzerker-February

Chimaira-The Dehumanizing Process

Exodus-Fabulous Disaster

Immolation-Burn with Jesus

Kreator-Grinder

Mastodon-Mother Puncher

Meshuggah-Soul Burn

Pantera-Domination

Primal Fear-Fear

Samhain-Archangel

Slayer-Tormentor

Testament-The Ballad

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Tweenie's Theme Tune

Bob The Builder

Postman Pat Theme Tune

 

3 songs that gets everyone in the mood biggrin.gif

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Slayer - Necrophiliac

 

Tom even said it himself that it was a love song.

 

Meathook Sodomy and I Cum Blood by Cannibal Corpse should get anyone in the mood too.

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Slayer - Necrophiliac

 

Tom even said it himself that it was a love song.

 

Meathook Sodomy and I Cum Blood by Cannibal Corpse should get anyone in the mood too.

Groovy, c'mon man you're becoming too predictable, I knew you were gonna post some track with a grotesque title, mix it up man, sugest something like... Coldplay, then people will be truley shocked with something like that coming from you. tounge.gif

 

But as far as sugestions go, I guess it depends whether you're making love to someone, or boning their brains out... to be honest though I wouldn't know what to sugest, I guess it comes down to how you feel at the moment too.

 

 

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Groovy, c'mon man you're becoming too predictable, I knew you were gonna post some track with a grotesque title, mix it up man, sugest something like... Coldplay, then people will be truley shocked with something like that coming from you. tounge.gif

 

 

I wouldn't wish Coldplay on my worst enemy. They are just that bad, I f*cking hate em.

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... it was only a matter of time.

HA HA HA.

 

Give it up you fairy, that's really not funny. You find it funny to post the same pic in every topic JuVeNiLe posts? You really need to get a life, or atleast a more complex sence of humour. Jesus, talk about beating a dead horse. notify.gif

 

 

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Listening to music during it is bad, it just feels weird. But try Kim by Eminem, that should be interesting.
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... it was only a matter of time.

HA HA HA.

 

Give it up you fairy, that's really not funny. You find it funny to post the same pic in every topic JuVeNiLe posts? You really need to get a life, or atleast a more complex sence of humour. Jesus, talk about beating a dead horse. notify.gif

I laughed.

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Slayer - Necrophiliac

 

Tom even said it himself that it was a love song.

 

Meathook Sodomy and I Cum Blood by Cannibal Corpse should get anyone in the mood too.

You forgot Addicted to Vaginal Skin.

 

Ok and now for my real list.

 

 

Prince - Purple Rain

Prince - Get Off

 

 

Wow not a real list but yeah, the only two I could think of at the moment.

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... it was only a matter of time.

HA HA HA.

 

Give it up you fairy, that's really not funny. You find it funny to post the same pic in every topic JuVeNiLe posts? You really need to get a life, or atleast a more complex sence of humour. Jesus, talk about beating a dead horse. notify.gif

I laughed.

Congratulations, want a medal? dozingoff.gif

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... it was only a matter of time.

HA HA HA.

 

Give it up you fairy, that's really not funny. You find it funny to post the same pic in every topic JuVeNiLe posts? You really need to get a life, or atleast a more complex sence of humour. Jesus, talk about beating a dead horse. notify.gif

I laughed.

Congratulations, want a medal? dozingoff.gif

Why would I want a medal?

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... it was only a matter of time.

HA HA HA.

 

Give it up you fairy, that's really not funny. You find it funny to post the same pic in every topic JuVeNiLe posts? You really need to get a life, or atleast a more complex sence of humour. Jesus, talk about beating a dead horse. notify.gif

I laughed.

Congratulations, want a medal? dozingoff.gif

Why would I want a medal?

He was trying to be funny. But failed. Twice.

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Jaheim- Just In Case

H Town- Back Home To Lovin You

Omarion- O

 

Newer stuff.

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f*ck all that slow, RnB sh*t. These songs will at least make sex interesting.

 

The Berzerker-February

Chimaira-The Dehumanizing Process

Exodus-Fabulous Disaster

Immolation-Burn with Jesus

Kreator-Grinder

Mastodon-Mother Puncher

Meshuggah-Soul Burn

Pantera-Domination

Primal Fear-Fear

Samhain-Archangel

Slayer-Tormentor

Testament-The Ballad

You forgot Berzerker by Gwar.

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f*ck all that slow, RnB sh*t. These songs will at least make sex interesting.

 

The Berzerker-February

Chimaira-The Dehumanizing Process

Exodus-Fabulous Disaster

Immolation-Burn with Jesus

Kreator-Grinder

Mastodon-Mother Puncher

Meshuggah-Soul Burn

Pantera-Domination

Primal Fear-Fear

Samhain-Archangel

Slayer-Tormentor

Testament-The Ballad

You forgot Berzerker by Gwar.

f*ck that, Sexecutioner all the way.

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I find generic r&b followed by a sudden explosion of high-enery trance, ending with a song about disappointment categorize the experience rather well.

 

But if I know one song always went over well, it was 'KC & JoJo: All my Life'. I guess it made them feel like I was making a major committment.

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I find generic r&b followed by a sudden explosion of high-enery trance, ending with a song about disappointment categorize the experience rather well.

 

But if I know one song always went over well, it was 'KC & JoJo: All my Life'. I guess it made them feel like I was making a major committment.

Haha, that sounds a lot like sex.

 

KC and Jo-Jo is nice, I've had my times with that song.

 

Took a girl's virginity to this:

 

Prince- Call My Name

 

 

 

Three for today:

 

Isley Brothers- Make Me Say

Guy- Tease Me

Toni Tone Tony- Whatever You Want

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Try getting a freak on with Stone Temple Pilots "Down". Brings back memories....

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magic numbers - love me like you

arctic monkeys - scummy

subways - 1am

 

I'm well into my indie as you can see

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