Girl Problems

[tuff_luv_capo]

I told myself I'd never make one of these topics... *sigh*

 

Anyways, I've went to hanover high school in hanover PA since the beginning of 9th grade, and I've known this one girl who is the daughter of one of my mom's customers. I've always had this crush on her and it seems like she just doesn't notice me, like she's always too busy being stuck-up or whatever. Well that was how it used to be, but about a week ago I finally got up the courage (I've graduated btw) to confront her at my mom's store and say something.

 

She took it real well and I got a date with her (not really a date) to go out to the movies the next night. Well things f*cked up and I had to cancel, which is really bad since it was the first date and it made me look bad. So I call her up and she says she wouldn't have been able to go anyways. Wtf? Was she just saving face like I was rejecting her?

 

Anyways I call her up later and tell her I will pick her up later that week to go to the same movie (Madagascar). I pick her up and she's dressed really nice but she's bringing a guy with her! (x2wtf?) I asked her who her friend is and she says it's her friend Tony and they've been friends for like 5 years and they do everything together. I guess she never got the message that it was a DATE.

 

So we're in the movies when he gets up to go to the bathroom and I decide to make my move. I put my arm around her and she just sort of gives me a weird look and slinches off. Next thing I know, "tony" is back and he has a few friends with him. I go to shake their hand or something, and they tell me to come out side and have a smoke. I said I don't smoke but I'll come anyways.

 

So I get out back and we get to his friend's car (Tracy is still in the movies, that's her name btw), and we are just standing around, when tony opens the door and tells me to get in, so we all get in. Then for no apparent reason, tony's friend punches me in the head and clogs my mouth with a rag.

 

I wake up sometime later, but we're not in the car. I'm sitting in some weird dank basement, and they are all standing around laughing. I look down and I'm wearing a jiffy lube jump-suit (tony on the badge) and ask what's going on.

 

His friend tells me to shut up and let Tony lube up. He explains that tony has always had a fantasy to tape himself f*cking himself in uniform, and I say I'm not into that sh*t.

 

They hit me with some sort of dart, and I go out. I wake up later, and it's dark. My ass hurts something fierce and I'm naked except for floaties on my arms and I'm tied to a bag of wet salt.

 

I figure if I let the salt dry I could maybe move it since it won't be so heavy, but there is no light or heat to evaporate it so I am f*cked. The pain in my wrists from being tied and my ass from whatever the hell happened knocks me out again.

 

The next time I wake I am in the back of his friend's car in some weird clothes that don't fit, and I am thrown out into the lawn of my house. I couldn't get sight of the car that took off because it is so dark, but I can tell it had 3 brake lights because when he went to turn, a red light lit up in the back windshield.

 

Depsite what happened I still have feelings for this girl. Do you think I should call her back? It didn't really seem like she liked me too well, between the bringing a friend and slinching away from being held. I am beginning to think I should either let her know my intentions, or just give up and try to avoid her for the sake of embarassment.

 

I still have her number, but I am afraid to call since she probably thinks I ditched her at the theatre. I feel bad but given the circumstances I had no choice. Am I a bad guy?

 

 

Either way, I just felt I should share my experience that I just had here on a message board at 4:30 in the morning because that is obviously the best place to find a real meaningful answer. Like I would really make a f*cking topic about relationship problems? Hahaha. My love life pwns.

[The-King]

Is this real?

 

[if it is]I'm no expert at these things but I say call her, and tell her what happened and how much of a jackass her friend is.

[Jack_Knife]

Somehow, the first reply was funnier than the topic itself.

[tuff_luv_capo]

Somehow, the first reply was funnier than the topic itself.

Agreed.

[Made]

 

 

I look down and I'm wearing a jiffy lube jump-suit (tony on the badge) and ask what's going on.

I don't know why, but that just made me laugh out loud. My brother was looking at me like wtf?

[maws]

About halfway through, you started reminding me of Pulp Fiction.

 

'Bring out the gimp!'

[Big Slow]

Is this real?

 

[if it is]I'm no expert at these things but I say call her, and tell her what happened and how much of a jackass her friend is.

You have got to be kidding.

 

Dude, you rule.

[Cran.]

Wow. That's pretty f*cked up, I didn't think something like this could happen to anyone. I don't think that girl would even know that even happend, but you might aswell go and call her. What else do you have to lose? You've already been f*cked up the arse and been put in a jiffy lube jump-suit, so just go for it

[GetawayInStockholm]

f*ck!

 

Hide the evidence!

[C.JB]

LOL!!

LOLMAO!!

 

The jiffy lube suit part was so f*cking funny.

 

Yeah, I had girl problems, but not like this, f*ck it I don't need to worry about girls....until school.

 

I think this is the most embarrasing thing that I heard.

 

It's like you go outside to hang with him and then he kicks your ass then you wake up and your in a jiffy lube suit then you wake up and you're naked and you're tied to a bag of wet salt (I didn't know that can hurt you) you wake up agian and then they throw you out of their car onto your front lawn, wow that's like a layer of nightmares

 

Oh, and I think you should call her and tell her what happened, besides what's more embarassring.

 

You live in PA, I do too

 

Party with The ChainGang!

[Mr.Miffusle]

I didn't read your topic, I just I'd let you know that you wear a very nice brand of socks, TLC. And I haven't talked to you in a long time.

[GetawayInStockholm]

Some people are too f*cking illiterate. And it makes em funny.

 

So I'm guessing all this REALLY DID happen.

 

@muff: Aren't mods suppose to set examples? Well, you're going off-topic! =O

 

 

GetawayInStockholm waits for bannage

[MrLorenzo]

Get with Tony. He seems like a pretty swell guy.

[Dr.pay'n spray]

Does your asshole hurt at all?

[ADJ]

Call her, explain what happened, tell her your feelings and everything should be fine; at least until you get your ass kicked again and you wake up in a strange place.

[Jay]

Call her, explain what happened, tell her your feelings and everything should be fine; at least until you get your ass kicked again and you wake up in a strange place.

 

Pulp Fiction, yes. That was hilarious.

[inthegarage]

lmao thats all i gotta say.

and that made my day

[BulletProofPatriot]

BulletProofPatriot Screams "WTF?" and Laughs his ass off.

 

Jesus christ, that made me laugh so hard. I assume it never really happened? Because if it did, I believe you were bum-raped my friend.

 

Also ring her, and tell her she's a c*nt. She was probably behind it all anyway.

[Hugef1]

almost had me going there mate, well done....

[Gta Gamer.]

I still have her number

Yeah, that's when I started to think you had just made it all up.

[gizmo]

Well, you know he works at Jiffy Lube so...

 

Find him, hit him with a bat. Find his friends, hit them with bats.

[Jumping Snakes]

 

I still have her number

Yeah, that's when I started to think you had just made it all up.

It took you that long?! I say the dart kind of gave it away...I mean really...who carries darts anymore...

BTW it was still hilarious even after I found out it was fake~

[ThaddeusMcKlown]

Really? I started to think it was made up right around the time of the rape.

 

 

Anywhoo, assuming this is real, then ditch her. No need to get raped again.

-TMcK-

[caponester]

Dam this story sounded real until the gag in mouth in the car, honestly. You reminded me of that episode of NIP/TUCK where the clown rapist hit people with darts and raped them.

 

Honestly, funny story none-the-less.

[Hammerchuk]

Now THERE is a story!!! f*ck that was as funny as the Juvenile parody... lol

 

 

[Eazy `E`]

 

I told myself I'd never make one of these topics... *sigh*

 

Anyways, I've went to hanover high school in hanover PA since the beginning of 9th grade, and I've known this one girl who is the daughter of one of my mom's customers. I've always had this crush on her and it seems like she just doesn't notice me, like she's always too busy being stuck-up or whatever. Well that was how it used to be, but about a week ago I finally got up the courage (I've graduated btw) to confront her at my mom's store and say something.

 

She took it real well and I got a date with her (not really a date) to go out to the movies the next night. Well things f*cked up and I had to cancel, which is really bad since it was the first date and it made me look bad. So I call her up and she says she wouldn't have been able to go anyways. Wtf? Was she just saving face like I was rejecting her?

 

Anyways I call her up later and tell her I will pick her up later that week to go to the same movie (Madagascar). I pick her up and she's dressed really nice but she's bringing a guy with her! (x2wtf?) I asked her who her friend is and she says it's her friend Tony and they've been friends for like 5 years and they do everything together. I guess she never got the message that it was a DATE.

 

So we're in the movies when he gets up to go to the bathroom and I decide to make my move. I put my arm around her and she just sort of gives me a weird look and slinches off. Next thing I know, "tony" is back and he has a few friends with him. I go to shake their hand or something, and they tell me to come out side and have a smoke. I said I don't smoke but I'll come anyways.

 

So I get out back and we get to his friend's car (Tracy is still in the movies, that's her name btw), and we are just standing around, when tony opens the door and tells me to get in, so we all get in. Then for no apparent reason, tony's friend punches me in the head and clogs my mouth with a rag.

 

I wake up sometime later, but we're not in the car. I'm sitting in some weird dank basement, and they are all standing around laughing. I look down and I'm wearing a jiffy lube jump-suit (tony on the badge) and ask what's going on.

 

His friend tells me to shut up and let Tony lube up. He explains that tony has always had a fantasy to tape himself f*cking himself in uniform, and I say I'm not into that sh*t.

 

They hit me with some sort of dart, and I go out. I wake up later, and it's dark. My ass hurts something fierce and I'm naked except for floaties on my arms and I'm tied to a bag of wet salt.

 

I figure if I let the salt dry I could maybe move it since it won't be so heavy, but there is no light or heat to evaporate it so I am f*cked. The pain in my wrists from being tied and my ass from whatever the hell happened knocks me out again.

 

The next time I wake I am in the back of his friend's car in some weird clothes that don't fit, and I am thrown out into the lawn of my house. I couldn't get sight of the car that took off because it is so dark, but I can tell it had 3 brake lights because when he went to turn, a red light lit up in the back windshield.

 

Depsite what happened I still have feelings for this girl. Do you think I should call her back? It didn't really seem like she liked me too well, between the bringing a friend and slinching away from being held. I am beginning to think I should either let her know my intentions, or just give up and try to avoid her for the sake of embarassment.

 

I still have her number, but I am afraid to call since she probably thinks I ditched her at the theatre. I feel bad but given the circumstances I had no choice. Am I a bad guy?

 

 

Either way, I just felt I should share my experience that I just had here on a message board at 4:30 in the morning because that is obviously the best place to find a real meaningful answer. Like I would really make a f*cking topic about relationship problems? Hahaha. My love life pwns.

 

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[anuj]

Is this real?

 

[if it is]I'm no expert at these things but I say call her, and tell her what happened and how much of a jackass her friend is.

You win.

 

You just plain f*cking won the topic.

 

 

@TLC - <3

[tuff_luv_capo]

Somebody doesn't like reading.

[Krusty.]

I say, call her back, arrange to meet her and this, 'Tony' and some sort of pub in a well known/populated area. bring a weapon, and ask what the f*ck happened that night. If all does not go smoothly, call the cops, grass and get them put away, f*cking pricks.

I said bring a weapon, preferably, a gun or something, doesnt have to be real, but something that can hurt, and make them worried that your armed or somesh*t..

Last of all, kick the guy that punched you, in the face. (kick him in the face if that didnt make sence)..

[tuff_luv_capo]

Either way, I just felt I should share my experience that I just had here on a message board at 4:30 in the morning because that is obviously the best place to find a real meaningful answer. Like I would really make a f*cking topic about relationship problems? Hahaha. My love life pwns.

I hate to quote myself but... ya know