Otter Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Now, moreso than ever, they regretted living inside a giant snowglobe. or------------------ Damnit, Xzibit! Next time you "pimp my ride" instead of a cappacino machine, I want a bloody ejection seat!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Real_Deal Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 " BMW - The Ultimate Flying Machine. " OR " When in Liberty, beware of giant car chases, I mean huge! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da gta master Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 This is my secind entry FBI Guy: When you said "A light test drive" I didnt figure it was going to be this light! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eazy `E` Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 (edited) yeah this is the perfect car for back to the future 19 ---or--- damn if this bitch wasnt blowin me id be scared ! Edited August 14, 2005 by Eazy `E` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Games-master Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Guy in car: if i load my game i get rid of you pigs Police: Damn hes gonna load his game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omega Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Cop - This is the police, you're under arrest. Hey, where are you going? Come back here! Guy - Oh, f*ck you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
water boy Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Yeah, It is a FBI agent! I saw that before I posted it. I can't figure it out unless, Claude is flying the dodo or tank in first person view. You can change apperances by putting in a cheat. I think that's what happened with the picture.P7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demarest Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 There's a zillion ways to make yourself look like MAFIA. And on the PC's replay, you can make the camera angle whatever you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindsk8er6d9 Posted August 15, 2005 Author Share Posted August 15, 2005 (edited) Winner: 1:Mokiesmoky 2:Knife 3:Games-Master New pic: leaderboard on first post. Edited August 15, 2005 by blindsk8er6d9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstantNoodle Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 I got a good one! The newest eye trick picture, is he falling or is he huge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demarest Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 For all you Bill & Ted fans: "Aim for the cat. Aim for the cat!" Was that pic taken with Neo installed? (image added since it's new page) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
water boy Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 With his new Hi-tech contact lens, he can now see things far far away- including pixels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny_Tightlips Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Claude: I hope this sh*tty AI saves me. just kiddin. ...besides that I ain't sayin nuthin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Jones Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Fido : I can't believe this... I can f*cking fly!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Stupid Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 If Claude could speak, he would say: "Holy sh*t! Flubber really DOES work!" or "And I'm free... free fallin'..." That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinda Koolies Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Before i a say something he's saying, i have to ask how he got to the place he's falling from, where ever it is!! Back on topic: GTA 3 Guy: OMG, A WHITE CIRCLE WITH A DOT IN THE MIDDLE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
51L3N7 4554551N Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Claude: How come James Bond can do this without pissing himself? -=-=-=oR=-=-=- Peds: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Claude: Since he can fly, I bloody well hope so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eazy `E` Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 clude stoned : woah so this is what they meant by a bad trip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxnofear617xx Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 (edited) "GRRRR! I'm Claudezilla." or Claude: Well this is ok i'll just spawn at the nearest hospital. No problem Edited August 16, 2005 by xxnofear617xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarface007 Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Claude: Oh f*ck!!! I thought it was the bathroom door of the plane... ahhhhhhhhhh ----------------------------------------------or------------------------------------------------- Claude: In moments like these I wish it were GTA San Andreas..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRoper Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 claude: "well, i'm f*cked... the $11.00 i have in my pocket is not gonna cover these medical bills." --------or--------- claude: $$$ MAKE MONEY WITH NEOBUX $$H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokiesmoky Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Where is a health cheat when u need one? ------or----------- Damnit. I never should've joined FEar Factor! I don't need the money! Oh god where the hell is my safety lines? oh god u idiots forgot!!! Mokie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Games-master Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Claude: If i can just reach to my parachute and make a safe landing i will survive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Real_Deal Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 The newest eye trick picture, is he falling or is he huge? I say he's just huge. Like the Mafia guy in his Bimmer. Fido - " Isn't it a beautiful day? My feet are the size of garbage trucks, and my Uzi is like a rapid fire Howitzer. BOOYA! " OR " After taking a dip of Phil's boomshine, Fido has the trippiest trip of all trips. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxnofear617xx Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 I changed my first post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omega Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 (edited) Claude - Fear me, I'm Claudezilla! People on the ground - Aaaaarg ... ! Claude - What the f*ck was that? Oh sh*t, I stained my new shoes with these little persons! Edited August 16, 2005 by Jason Frost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindsk8er6d9 Posted August 16, 2005 Author Share Posted August 16, 2005 (edited) Winners: 1:TheRoper 2: xxnofear617xx 3:Instantnoodle Just to adress a few things. For anyone who asks me about a pic, I don't take them. I just find them. And if you go back and change your pic, you don't need to tell me, I go over them all again afterwards to find the funny ones. Ohh, and if someone says something like Claudezilla, and then you use it and steal there idea, you will not win! Leader board on first post! New pic: yes I know it is betta Edited August 16, 2005 by blindsk8er6d9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Stupid Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 CLAUDE: "Um, is this a bad time to ask for a taxi?" or FAT GUY: "If my hands weren't bandaged, I'd beat the sh*t out you." That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatality. Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Claude and 8-Ball could only look on in awe, as the cabbies violently rebelled against law enforcement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinda Koolies Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Police: HOLY F*CK!! THE CABBIES ARE BACK!! Claude: At least there're not after me! 8 Ball: Thank God For The Salvos...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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