51L3N7 4554551N Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 thought i'd have a crack at the GTA3:Dhere goes: -OT TAE Afraid i can't see that Can't you make it big like you do in the SA one? - 54 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarface007 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 He knew it was a matter of life or death, but he also knew Google.com was the answer ------------------------or----------------------------- Internet Guy: It's the second time this week Internet Guy 2 :what??? Internet Guy: Another man has found porn pictures of his wife on the Net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 See! It's back! These guys work fast; everytime I drive around the block, theyve already replaced the glass! --------------- Claude had this thing for playing "chicken" with his own reflection.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krusty. Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Oops, sorry, i wasnt aware the contest had ended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Real_Deal Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 " Seeing no window clerk, and lacking the motivation to get out of his car, Fido experiments with the ultimate in drive-thru service. " OR " To us, it's a robbery attempt, to the second floor patrons - It's Hammer time! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindsk8er6d9 Posted August 12, 2005 Author Share Posted August 12, 2005 (edited) This contest is over. Winner are: 1st:Ottae 2nd:Demarest 3rd:Otter New picture. Leader board in first post! Edited August 12, 2005 by blindsk8er6d9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny_Tightlips Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Cop 1: Johnny, why aren't you helping me with this bat-guy? Cop2: You slept with my wife you Hitler looking f*ck. ...besides that I ain't sayin nuthin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxnofear617xx Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Cop1: Where are you going you lazy bum? Cop2: Sale on doughnuts be back later or Claude: I'll take you both on Cop 2: no that's ok i'll run away Cop1: Damn do i hate this job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viva Gta San Andreas. Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Claude: Hi, can i hit you? ------------------------------ Lol it's funny cause Claude can't speak (or doeant want to) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Jones Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Claude: Man, these graphics suck. Cop: Yeah, this is the beta version sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarface007 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Cop 1: Where are you going??? Don't let me alone with this sick f*ck!!! Cop 2: I need my camera, because this beating is going to be on the World's Wildest Police Videos ---------------------------------------------or----------------------------------------------- Cop 1: Why can't we be friends???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
water boy Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Claude: officer, where's the strip club? officer: I was going there too, here, take a ride with me.Wha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Real_Deal Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Fido - " That's right, you've heard a lot about me. But you never knew I was six and a half feet tall and 260 pounds did you? Now bend over! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindsk8er6d9 Posted August 12, 2005 Author Share Posted August 12, 2005 Hey guys, I just thought I should let you know that I will be going somewhere tomorrow and will not be able to be here for updates, but I will try my best to get here for Sunday. Just think of it as more time to think of a funny caption. Ps. I want to take this time to thank you (the people) for taking time to participate in this contest. God Bless Liberty City! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omega Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Claude - sh*t! I hit you so hard that you look smaller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokiesmoky Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Claude: I will stick this bat so far up ur ass, it will break ur neck. Cop: Hey, I was gonna say that Cop2: (thinking) Just..slowly...back away.... --------or------------ Cop: Sucker... I heard u were mute. Haha. So you can't talk!! Cop2: Woo hoo! You can take care of this sucker while i go get donuts for us Claude: Yeah, go ahead and get donuts officer. I am mute so this guy can take me on by himself. Go on. Bye!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRoper Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 (edited) cop 1: come here punk! claude: f*ck you pig! cop 2: hello... do you not see me moonwalking over here? jeez, priorities people! --------or-------- cop1: man, i wish i had a gun. cop2: we do have guns, but we have to wait 'til he has two stars before we can use 'em. claude: i believe that can be arranged. Edited August 13, 2005 by TheRoper $$$ MAKE MONEY WITH NEOBUX $$H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindsk8er6d9 Posted August 13, 2005 Author Share Posted August 13, 2005 (edited) Winners are: 1st:TheRoper 2nd:D Jones 3rd:xxnofear617xx Here is the new pic: Leader board is on first post. Remember, I will not be here Saterday! sO expect update late sunday Edited August 13, 2005 by blindsk8er6d9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxnofear617xx Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 (edited) Guy in car: hmmmm....anyday now or That my friends is how gravity works. another 3rd place Edited August 13, 2005 by xxnofear617xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Jones Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Man On Ground : Its a plane! Other Man: No, its a Bird! Other Man: No, its a flying Car! EdiT: Do realise guys, that isn't Claude in tha car . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindsk8er6d9 Posted August 13, 2005 Author Share Posted August 13, 2005 Man On Ground : Its a plane!Other Man: No, its a Bird! Other Man: No, its a flying Car! EdiT: Do realise guys, that isn't Claude in tha car . Yeah, It is a FBI agent! I saw that before I posted it. I can't figure it out unless, Claude is flying the dodo or tank in first person view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRoper Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 (edited) guy in car: man... acid gets you high! cops: x2* *literally saying "x2", not just repeating what the guy said. it's funnier that way ------or------ guy in car: crap! my new bmw's gonna get f*cked up! cops: crap! our old, beat up, piece-of-sh*t ford with no hood is gonna get f*cked up! edit: @blindsk8er: i think it's just the pc version all modded out (i.e. - custom skins, crazy ramps on bridge). i don't have the pc version, but my guess is that there's no place like that. Edited August 13, 2005 by TheRoper $$$ MAKE MONEY WITH NEOBUX $$H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Jones Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Actually, thats 8-Balls bomb shop, its just a modded map with jumps that lead into and out of the tunnel with the bums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 "I thought they had finished the new highway" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
51L3N7 4554551N Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Another day at the office.... - 54 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxnofear617xx Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 wow i just noticed it wasn't him i'll revise my statements Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da grove street `G` Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 (edited) mafia guy in bmw : damn Q has lost his touch since james bond . the jet conversion doesnt work , the oil slick didnt work and the inflatable doll in the back has burst. ------ or ----- cop : gimmeee back my donuts bitch Edited August 13, 2005 by da grove street `G` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokiesmoky Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Guy in car: I can see myy house from here! Police: Where is that? Guy: Hell I ain't telling you! ---------or-------------- Police: Pull over now! Guy: Awww....cmon. Just because I'm good at "Fly Tag" doesn't mean u have to give up. Mokie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarface007 Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 I guess when the cops said: "We'll be watching you", they REALLY meant it -------------------------------------or------------------------------------------ Guy: Now I must go back to the past to get rid of my wanted level, but first I must reach 88 mph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da gta master Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 FBI Guy: What a great way to test my new BMw, by jumping off the unfinshed Highway, Thanks a BUNCH Bob Cop: Hey Fool, im not bob FBI: Damn I followed the wrong car again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts