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Fatality.

VC Funny Caption Contest!

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Matt Sin
For Tommy, trying to take over Vice City had to start somewhere.

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Eazy `E`

tommy : oh my gawd im driving a moon beam

 

^^^ bot a proper attemp more of a n00bie atempt lol ^^^

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Xo4

Tommy-God,Why did they have to make me pick up all the old people for bingo.

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ThaddeusMcKlown
tommy : oh my gawd im driving a moon beam

 

^^^ bot a proper attemp more of a n00bie atempt lol ^^^

You said it.

 

 

@Fatality. - Preston, we need more action shots. These are hard because they're not funny - at all.

-TMcK-

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Matt Sin
I think you just need to work with what you got.

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Fatality.

Sorry, guys. I'll try to find screenshots with better potential. Anyway, winners:

 

1st Place - Jonny Tightlips

2nd Place - Matt Sin

3rd Place - KoLSPD2

 

New screenshot:

 

user posted image

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Xo4

Cortez-So What part of the Village people do you want

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The_Real_Deal

user posted image

 

Colonal Cortez - " Tomas, if you complete this mission for me, I will reward you with a night of passion with my skipper. "

 

Tommy - " ... "

 

 

Second caption forthcoming. This screenshot is begging for captions. lol.gif

 

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Scarface007

Cortez: Tommy, let me introduce you my son... Popeye

 

----------------------------------or------------------------------

 

Cortez: Why are you leaving so early?

Tommy: Sorry, but I don't trust guys only parties...

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Matt Sin
Cortez - So Ken sent you as the entertainment? Good, Joe here will be your partner.

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water boy

guy in suit:

 

Now, just because he's transsexual doesn't mean you won't get any pleasure.

 

 

guy in suit: Hey, now we can do a threesome, thanks to bubba.

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Cheatah

user posted image

Sailor dude: (thinking to himself) "Wow, this Vercetti guy really looks good in purple ... CAN'T. LOOK. AWAY!"

 

Cortez: "Whoa! Thomas! You reak of something foul! I'll just stand back here, if you don't mind!

 

 

see.. because Cortez kind looks like his head is tilted back like.. you know... as if there is a smell coming off of tommy... haha, get it? get it?!!

 

blink.giftounge.gif

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gta_maniac

Tommy: Nice Soxs! Wwhat is it a Sailor Moon contest??

 

Men at back LOL!

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Dr. Stupid

COLONEL: "Tomás, I'm not sure if you can help, but I am very, VERY constipated."

 

or

 

TOMMY: "Hey, Cortez, tell your sailor buddy to stop staring at my crotch...it's makin' me uncomfortable."

 

That is all.

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cronusthetitan

Now Tommy, with money like mine, women have lost interest. Let me introduce you to my sailor man-slave.

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tommy vercetti guy

Tommy: Hey cortez, can you tell me where i can take a leak?

Cortez: You can take a leak over at the port side, show him where it is.

Sailor: ok.

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Jonny_Tightlips

Cortez: Tomas, this is my operative in the Village People. The Sailor.

 

Tommy: Uh huh.

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CookieCrumb

Sailor: Hey, dude, nice crotch.

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Hell No..
Tommy: "Uhh guys, is it me or are those at the back whacking off?" Edited by Hell No..

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Games-master

Tommy: Hey watch out the pole is about to fall on you

 

Cortez: oh no my wonderful boat tommy quickly do something

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The_Real_Deal

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" BJ Smith, Avery Carrington and Donald Love comparing pee pee's. Yacht crew with knee socks. It was't just the 80's, it was a way of life. "

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Fatality.

Winners:

 

1st Place - The_Real_Deal

2nd Place - Scarface007

3rd Place - The_Real_Deal

 

New screenshot:

 

user posted image

 

 

 

 

 

 

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ThaddeusMcKlown

Guy fighting cop: Dude help me!

Guy looking in window: mmmm pizza....

 

 

This screen sucks. Do better Preston.

-TMcK-

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Demarest
Cop: That's MY pizza!

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Dr. Stupid

WHITE-PANTS HAITIAN: "Hey, man, you can stop beating me; my ride's here."

 

or

 

COP: "What the f*ck is this?! I said NO anchovies!!"

 

 

That is all.

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51L3N7 4554551N

Wait a minute, three of you, one of me, I make that Pimms o'clock!

 

 

 

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Games-master

Haitians in car

Driver: I bet you $500 that the cop wins

Passenger: alright your on

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D Jones

Haitain: 5 black haitians versus one white cop. Give up while you can whitie.

 

 

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Scarface007

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Haitian to cop: We need 5 bucks to buy the extra large

Cop: OK Everybody, check your pockets again and your shoes too, we just need 5 bucks...

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red light

Walkie talky:

We have a robbery in progress at the pizza place.

Cop:***voice muffled by food in mouth***

Sorry i could not help it!

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