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Fatality.

VC Funny Caption Contest!

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Dr. Stupid

KEN: "Don't worry about those flintlocks on the wall; they're for rival lawyers."

 

or

 

What Hell's reception desk would look like.

 

That is all.

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Jonny_Tightlips
As Rosenberg looked in the mirror, he was back at that unfaithful day of the Solar Eclipse..

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liesofsilence

What can I do for you... mr Johnson?

 

@Dem: In case you're talking about the song "Polly", refer to this. If you weren't dont read it. It's got some painfull coincidences.

 

Think I should get off her first. Think she wants some water. To put out the blow torch. wink.gif

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51L3N7 4554551N

user posted image

 

Client: Well thats settled then. I also see you've got 4 certificates on the wall.

 

Rosenburg: Oh no, there just old news paper cuttings, no one can tell the difference...

 

-=-=-=oR=-=-=-

 

Tommy: I win, you blinked!

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Knife

Ken: Look into my eyes. You are feeling sleepy.

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Matt Sin
We meet again, Mr. Bond.

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51L3N7 4554551N
We meet again, Mr. Bond.

lol.gif That one actually made me laugh.

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Matt Sin
We meet again, Mr. Bond.

lol.gif That one actually made me laugh.

Bond quotes always rock.

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Eazy `E`

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tommy : doctor doctor i think i need glasses

ken : well yeah you do need them cause this is my lawyer office

tommy : erm i knew that .... * backs off and thinks in head * ( he`s probably stoned anyway he wont remember in the morning )

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Forelli_Boy

Ken: No *sniff* those aren't battery-*sniff* operated bongs on my wall *sniff* why do you *sniffsniff* ask?

Edited by Forelli_Boy

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gta_maniac

Ken: Hey look Tommy i have 4 certificates behind me don't they look nice?

 

Tommy: Ye, you also have 4 eyes....

 

 

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montanaman

Ken: Alright Tommy, who'd you kill this time?

 

or

 

Ken: Yes, I'm also a Shoe Salesman.

 

or

 

Ken: The painting behind me isnt suppose to look like anything, it's a Picasso...

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Scarface007

Ken: "So, What Don't You Like About Yourself?"

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montanaman

Sorry but I just came up with a good one.

 

Ken: For the Hundredth time, Tommy, you can't have the guns on my wall!!!

 

 

 

 

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ThaddeusMcKlown

 

Ken: Seriously, that penis enlarger is not mine. Seriously.

-TMcK-

 

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bart farts loud

Ken: Do you really have to ask me that?

 

or

 

 

Ken: Whoa!! you got a bald spot on your head!!

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Fatality.

Winners:

 

1st Place - Matt Sin

2nd Place - 51L3N7 4554551N

3rd Place - ThaddeusMcKlown

 

New screenshot:

 

(EXPIRED)

 

Edited by Fatality.

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Mokiesmoky

no offence but we need more "action" pics.

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Hell No..
"Damn, they put neons on anything these days!"

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ThaddeusMcKlown

'Tommy thought to himself 'Why on Earth am I driving a van' as he sped towards the Gay Bar's neon-lit parking complex.'

 

 

Oh and by the way, mokie or whatever his name is is right - Action>the back end of a van.

-TMcK-

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gta_maniac
GO go it's green go! faster!

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bart farts loud

guys in the car: its a bird! No! Its a flying pig! No! its captain Underpants!

 

or

 

I told you this was better than the movies

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Dr. Stupid

TOMMY: "Sh*t! There's a grass median in the way! Oh, well; it's a rental."

 

or

 

Sadly, the car, being 20 feet tall, did not make the 8-foot clearance.

 

 

 

That is all.

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Demarest
Cedar Point's newest ride: The Moonbeam.

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Jonny_Tightlips
The Moonbeam: Equipped for kicking ass and driving soccer moms.

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cronusthetitan

At this point, Xzibit though to himself "Pimp My Ride has run it's course."

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everen
Ken Rosenberg (In car): *Drools* it goes up and up...

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Games-master

Guy in car: I hope its safe to park my car in the cark park.

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51L3N7 4554551N

I sure as hell hope Xzibit can do something with this....

 

-=-=-=oR=-=-=-

 

Want to marry a superstar? Want to get really far in life? Do you want to feel respected? Then get the new Moonbeam (alloy wheels are alloy-free and seats are free)

 

I came second! Now i've got into the ranks in all the Caption contests! Wooo hoooo lol.gif

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KoLSPD2
"Mommy, can we go any faster to the Washington Mall car park?"

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