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Fatality.

VC Funny Caption Contest!

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D Jones
Cop: Haha, your a f*cking pussy. Only pussies underhand things. Throw it like a man!

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Games-master

Cop: Drop the weapon and no one will get hurt.

 

Tommy: But what if i throw it at you no one still won't get hurt except you

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51L3N7 4554551N

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Tommies terrible childhood and no home led to him throwing cans of hairspray and coke cans at oncoming drivers.

 

-=-=-=oR=-=-=-

 

Tommies enthusiasm really showed at his local outdoor yoga class:

 

Tommy: And right, and left, come on! Work those Biceps! And right, and left.....

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Hell No..
"I gotta do this while the officer aint looking, ive only got 5 seconds, although I dont think this will be enough to take the builiding!"

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KoLSPD2
The police officer thought it was safe to go back on duty, soon to be greeted with Tear Gas.

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everen

Tommy: Aim... Throw... No wait, my hair. *Grabs a comb, and sprays a bit of the hairspray in hair*

 

<OR>

 

Tommy: Dude, get out of the car with that bat, we're gonna make an homerun!

Edited by everen

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dinnyhoon
Cop: "Betcha Can't Hit That Car From There..."

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Eazy `E`

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" tommy was having money trouble so he decided to do an advert for lynx "

tommy : spray more get more * gets arested *

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Demarest
Still drunk from the night before, Tommy mistakenly thinks he can smoke out a car.

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chaIned

officer: "hey you! catch this!"

 

Tommy:"Okay!" *catches*

 

then he heard something ticking.... die.gif

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Dr. Stupid

TOMMY: "These new soda cans are impossible to open!" [throws can in frustration]

 

or

 

COP: "20-foot-tall giants in bad Hawaiian shirts and acid-washed jeans? Now I'm just seeing things"

 

That is all.

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Scarface007

"After being evicted from his apartment, Tommy take a look at his old building for the last time, and cries because he couldn't save the whole collection of soup cans"

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Fatality.

Winners:

 

1st Place - Jonny Tightlips

2nd Place - KoLSPD2

3rd Place - ThaddeusMcKlown

 

New screenshot:

 

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Jonny_Tightlips

Man in Car: Hey asshole, want be a victim of hit-and-run?

 

Tommy: Want to be a victim of Pistol-up-Ass?

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Dr. Stupid

One of the many dangers of Walkmans.

 

or

 

DRIVER: "Hmm... maybe I shouldn't honk at an angry mobster with a pistol. Oh well."

 

That is all.

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Demarest
Here we see Tommy clutching the leash as he takes his pet Idaho for a walk.

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everen

Dude in car: Get out of the way, you [beep]!

*Next day*

News anchorman: Yesterday a guy with his head blown off had his car jacked...

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Games-master

Tommy: Drive me to vercetti estate or your get pistol whipped

 

Man in car: Mmmnn pistol whip

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51L3N7 4554551N
Tommy: Drive me to vercetti estate or your get pistol whipped

 

Man in car: Mmmnn pistol whip

A line directly out of the simpsons tounge.gif

 

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Driver: Get out the way!

 

Tommy: Uhhm, excuse me? I'm trying to do my victory stroll!

 

=-=-=-=oR=-=-=-=

 

Yesterday, the VCPD reinforced a 300 year old law, stating that men walking in Blue hawaiin T-shirts with jeans and fancy haircuts may not walk down the middle of the street. Many say that this is not a 300 year old law, but merely a way for the Local commissioner to get to work on time....

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Scarface007

"Tommy's paranoia got the best of him. Now, he even needs a bodyguard on wheels when he's taking a walk around the block"

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Matt Sin

Tommy: Johnny, wait in the car.

 

Johnny: Where are you going?

 

Tommy: I'm going to Dunkin Donuts for a coffee.

 

Johnny: You need a gun?

 

Tommy: The bastards keep asking me for money.

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liesofsilence
Tommy: Drive me to vercetti estate or your get pistol whipped

 

Man in car: Mmmnn pistol whip

Give this man a prize! smile.gif

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Fatality.

Winners:

 

1st Place - Demarest

2nd Place - Jonny Tightlips

3rd Place - Scarface007

 

New screenshot:

 

user posted image

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water boy

what you staring at, b*tch?

 

or

 

Don't ask; the guns are for protection

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Games-master

Ken Rosenberg: I cheated in law school and look where it got me

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Hell No..
Ken: "See Tommy, I went to Specsavers"

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Demarest
Pollywannacracka?

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ThaddeusMcKlown

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[weak attempt]Rosenburg: God I need to get laid.[/weak attempt]

-TMcK-

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GTAFool12
Tommy this is Vice City, Drugs are its delicassey, now lets go!

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Mr Killer

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Excuse me sir, can I help you?

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