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Fatality.

VC Funny Caption Contest!

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Mokiesmoky

The blue car wash sign: That's one fine ass!

 

 

Mokie Shifty41s_beerhatsmilie2.gif

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Games-master

Tommy: Does this guy know who i am ?

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da grove street `G`

after making some gay guys happy men behind the carwash tommy decided that the sh*tty baton would not just have to be wacked over a police mans face .

 

---or---

 

tommy: yeah i know its probably been up a cops ass but so what , itll be in yours if you pull another face ... bitch ...

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da gta master

Tommy: Get out of the car or I stick this where the sun don' shine

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Spectre2005

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Tommy (says to guy in car): Hey man, screw that Car Wash. Park your car in the alley for some hot car washing action. tounge.gif

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The_Real_Deal

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Man in car - " Kathy wasn't joking, Ocean Beach attracts some pretty creepy weirdos after dark. If I pretend not to notice him he'll leave me alone. "

 

OR

 

" Tommy hits the streets to pedal mandatory 12 am carwashes to benefit the Policman's Retirement Fund. "

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da grove street `G`

why is everyone copying off my idea of tommy being sex crazy

 

 

after making some gay guys happy men behind the carwash tommy decided that the sh*tty baton would not just have to be wacked over a police mans face .

 

---or---

 

tommy: yeah i know its probably been up a cops ass but so what , itll be in yours if you pull another face ... bitch ...

 

^^^ my post ^^^

 

 

Tommy (says to guy in car): Hey man, screw that Car Wash. Park your car in the alley for some hot car washing action. 

 

^^^ 1st sex mad copy ^^^

 

 

Tommy: Get out of the car or I stick this where the sun don' shine

 

^^^ 2nd copy ^^^

 

copy catz

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Spectre2005
why is everyone copying off my idea of tommy being sex crazy

 

 

after making some gay guys happy men behind the carwash tommy decided that the sh*tty baton would not just have to be wacked over a police mans face .

 

---or---

 

tommy: yeah i know its probably been up a cops ass but so what , itll be in yours if you pull another face ... bitch ...

 

^^^ my post ^^^

 

 

Tommy (says to guy in car): Hey man, screw that Car Wash. Park your car in the alley for some hot car washing action. 

 

^^^ 1st sex mad copy ^^^

 

 

Tommy: Get out of the car or I stick this where the sun don' shine

 

^^^ 2nd copy ^^^

 

copy catz

It's not YOUR idea - you don't own it. Sex is a very...er, common thing.

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da gta master

Myne or the other persons isnt at all a copy, Just because I mentioned the baton and ass doesnt mean i was copying...

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Hell No..
*Tommy Thinking* "Hmm, maybe from this angle, noone will realise that im actually tickling my crotch. Hehe, its nice"

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Demarest
why is everyone copying off my idea of tommy being sex crazy

The inability to fathom that another free-willed entity would be capable of comprising like-mided thoughts independent of your own submission is rather inconcentric with the forum mantra that we are similarly gathered for a common interest. Got beef, get a punching bag. But if you're pressing the add reply button, you better be contributing.

Demarest hands DGSG a tissue

 

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"Look, a glass pinata."

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Scarface007

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Guy to himself: Poor guy... he used to have so much money, and now he's offering protection for food

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Kinda Koolies

Tommy: Hey, that's a nice car...

Man In Car: Don't Touch Me!!

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Jonny_Tightlips

Man in Car: Excuse me, Do you know how to get to Ocean Beach?

 

News Anchorman Next Morning: Last night a man was beaten to death after being car jacked. Witnesses say....

Edited by Jonny Tightlips

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da grove street `G`

 

The inability to fathom that another free-willed entity would be capable of comprising like-mided thoughts independent of your own submission is rather inconcentric with the forum mantra that we are similarly gathered for a common interest. Got beef, get a punching bag. But if you're pressing the add reply button, you better be contributing.

Demarest hands DGSG a tissue

 

Da `G` poops on tissue and make demarest eat it

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51L3N7 4554551N

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Guy in car: See you later honey!

 

Tommy: Not so loud, everyone can hear....

 

=-=-=-oR-=-=-=

 

Guy in car: Tommy Vercetti a police Officer!? Jeez, if you believe that then you believe that the car wash sign is staring at his ass.....

 

- 54

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ThaddeusMcKlown

Man in car: Hey honey, you wanna party?

Tommy: *smacks man with club in the face repeatedly*

-TMcK-

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Eazy `E`

guy in car : hey put $5 gas in my car now !

tommy : i dont work h..... ( orr do i ?? hmmmm )

later

guy in car : $20 dollars per litre i wont go there again

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everen

 

Woman next to guy in car: No wait, lets go to the alley there, that club creeps me out.Ev

 

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ThaddeusMcKlown
Woman next to guy in car: No wait, lets go to the alley there, that club creeps me out.Ev

There's no woman in the car confused.gif

-TMcK-

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Kinda Koolies
Woman next to guy in car: No wait, lets go to the alley there, that club creeps me out.Ev

There's no woman in the car confused.gif

-TMcK-

But there might be...!! dozingoff.gif

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chaIned
tommy: "move your car off my foot, f*kr!"

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ThaddeusMcKlown
Woman next to guy in car: No wait, lets go to the alley there, that club creeps me out.Ev

There's no woman in the car confused.gif

-TMcK-

But there might be...!! dozingoff.gif

No. There just isn't.

-TMcK-

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51L3N7 4554551N
Still gotta use your imagination

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Fatality.

Winners:

 

1st Place - Hell No..

2nd Place - ThaddeusMcKlown

3rd Place - Jonny Tightlips

 

New screenshot:

 

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ThaddeusMcKlown

'Surfin USA!'

-TMcK-

 

EDIT: 2nd try: Tommy: hmmm.... I need a new watch.

 

I have nothing for this one, it seems.

Edited by ThaddeusMcKlown

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Mokiesmoky

Cop: Hehe.. I finally got him caught!

 

Tommy: Uh..I can eexplain this is for the new movie i got for STeve

 

*cop walks away grumbling*

 

Tommy: sucker...

 

 

Mokie Shifty41s_beerhatsmilie2.gif

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The_Real_Deal

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Tommy - " You wanna see somethin' funny officer? I'll be in and out of jail in 30 seconds! " ( Feeling particularly confident in Rosenberg's powers of pursuasion, Tommy throws a can of hairspray through a car window as a representative of the VC police department looks on. )

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Jonny_Tightlips
Tommy: You're a victim of my new reality series, "Catch, B*tch!"

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Kinda Koolies

Tommy to Cop: Hey, lets see how far & high i can throw this, then you try!!

Cop: If i were you, i'd quit while you are ahead... lol.gif

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