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Fatality.

VC Funny Caption Contest!

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Jonny_Tightlips

As tommy walked away, the sudden fusion of Shakespear and Crime filled his mind.

Tommy: To jack the car or not to jack the car.

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Viva Gta San Andreas.
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Tommy: Thats it! Who called me a girl, I mean, woos is ok, but girl?

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51L3N7 4554551N

Tommy: I'll be back in a minute mom, just gonna kill some haitians!

 

Tommy's mom: OK, be back in time for tea - 54

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D Jones
Tommy: Wow, look at the ass on that guy. *Whistles*

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da grove street `G`

tommy: oh sh*t it is ...... MOM get out the helicopter now !

or

tommy did not want to play tag with the gay guy with the bandana he prefered to go catch himself a nice haitan for lunch

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Fatality.
p.s. - These contests would be better if they were decided by a public poll. bored.gif

 

I agree, but I don't know how exactly that could be done. confused.gif Anyway, winners:

 

1st Place - Jonny Tightlips

2nd Place - The_Real_Deal

3rd Place - D Jones

 

New screenshot:

 

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Demarest
With the loud motorcycle engine, Tommy didn't realize the one-cheek-sneak wasn't necessary until it was too late.

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blindsk8er6d9

To be continued.......

Somebody: Ahhh man, does he land it or not?

 

or

 

Tommy: I better get a bonus for this!

Edited by blindsk8er6d9

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Jonny_Tightlips
Little did Tommy know that the back wheel was ready to explode in his ass.

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Viva Gta San Andreas.

Damit! I hate it when the game freezes just at the good bit!

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xxnofear617xx

Tommy: damn! that idiot left the game on pause again.

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D Jones
Tommy : Man, these pants are riding me bad.

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Scarface007

At the last moment Tommy thought: "thanks God for the existence of the plastic surgery"

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The_Real_Deal

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" While popping an endo on the boulevard, it was at that moment Tommy wondered if he just might look really stupid from certain angles. "

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Fatality.

Winners:

 

1st Place - The_Real_Deal

2nd Place - D Jones

3rd Place - xxnofear617xx

 

New screenshot:

 

user posted image

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D Jones
Tommy: I'm so tired, I can't reach the bed.

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simps
Tommy: You like my new haircut, its nice and even.

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The_Real_Deal

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Tommy - " If you see blood all over the bathroom, I want you to know, it wasn't me this time! Honest. "

 

OR

 

Tommy - " For $85 a night, I was expecting a little more than a lamp and a twin bed. "

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Demarest
Mercedes... late as usual.

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blindsk8er6d9

Tommy: Say hello to my little friend!

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Jonny_Tightlips
Tommy: Thanks for last night. Here's my OTHER Gun.

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51L3N7 4554551N

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A new dawn, a new day, a new killing spree! - 54

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Kinda Koolies

Tommy: Some Things In Life Come Naturelly, For Everything Else, There's MasterCard

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Games-master

Tommy: Do i need a hair cut

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51L3N7 4554551N
Tommy: Some Things In Life Come Naturelly, For Everything Else, There's MasterCard

lol.gif I like - 54

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Kinda Koolies

Tommy: C IS FOR COOKIE cookie.gif , THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!!

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ThaddeusMcKlown

 

Tommy: sh*t, I just shot myself in the foot.

-TMcK-

 

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da grove street `G`

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tommy - god damn i must be stoned im seeing friggin floting lampshades

and the dead guy in the bathroom aint helpin sh*t . it felt like he was watchin me poop . off to hawaii for me !

 

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Scarface007

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Tommy: "No matter how much money I got, I will always love the feelin of a cheap motel room"

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Fatality.

Lol. lol.gif Winners:

 

1st Place - The_Real_Deal

2nd Place - Jonny Tightlips

3rd Place - D Jones

 

New screenshot:

 

(EXPIRED)

Edited by Fatality.

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