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Fatality.

VC Funny Caption Contest!

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The_Real_Deal

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" Steve Ped and Johnny Pedopolis attemp their own re-enactment of the famous Steve McQueen 'Bullit' chase - With mixed results. "

 

 

 

And since I wasn't here that day, and I had a killer caption for this screenshot, here goes...

 

 

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" Tommy's sudden craving for Frito-Lay was strong - Real strong. "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Scarface007
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"It's not the bike you're riding, it's how stupid you look on it"

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Otter

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Jack Thompson hits the roads in search of liberty, justice, and a cute little pair of sandals he saw in a window the other day...

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Viva Gta San Andreas.

Guy On Bike: Now, where my pink suit. I'm having a comeover at 11:00 I hope the shop's still open!

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da grove street `G`

this is a newspaper report ok

 

jack thompson shot dead

 

after an armed attack on hilary`s house

jack went to the rescue with his sons hairdryer on wheels

little did he know that an unhappy fan had cut jacks brakes making jack drive into a palm tree , were 25 , 000 + people piped bullets into him .

and now gta is rated teen and has full graphic violent pornography allowed .

yay

written by joe king and fuk ingwidu

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Kippers
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Jack Thompson hits the roads in search of liberty, justice, and a cute little pair of sandals he saw in a window the other day...

haha. Hilarious, I think we have a winner, no offence everyone else

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da grove street `G`

i got 1 more

 

shoes $50

suit $ 100

FAGgio $ 250

realising your going to get the piss took out of you in work

priceless

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Jonny_Tightlips
Man in black Car: Is...is that Jack Thompson? Alpha Team, move move move!

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blindsk8er6d9

Jack Thompson: This sure was easy to steal. Damn....I love Grand Theft Auto!

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51L3N7 4554551N

 

^Ooops, did someone hear me say that out loud? cry.gif My fake and pointless rant on rahkstar2.gif is ruined! What do i do? I know, i'll attack the Simpsons! biggrin.gif - 54

 

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Fatality.

Winners:

 

1st Place - Jonny Tightlips

2nd Place - Otter

3rd Place - Demarest

 

New screenshot:

 

(EXPIRED)

Edited by Fatality.

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simps

Tommy to passenger: Don't worry. This is called skill. What other Italian gangsters that aren't real taxi drivers drive nice yellow shiny Cabbie's around on two wheels?

 

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Otter

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Fortunately, Tommy narrowly avoided the banana peel.

 

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Vice City sex lessons #223 - 4: Gravity assited blowjobs. All the kids are doing it!

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Hell No..
"I thought that button said Air Con"

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51L3N7 4554551N
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Tommy: I'll do four wheels for $5, two wheels for $15, and no wheels for free; cos we won't be driving anywhere biggrin.gif - 54

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The_Real_Deal

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Tommy - " When I said we'd be making some changes around here at Kaufman Cabs, I meant we'd be making some changes! "

 

OR

 

" GET HIS LICENSE!! "

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ThE GtA PrInCe
For everthing else........Theres Geico tounge.gif

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Scarface007
Winners:

 

1st Place - Jonny Tightlips

2nd Place - Otter

3rd Place - Demarest

 

New screenshot:

 

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Tommy: if you think that's great just wait to see my triple insane stunt.

Passenger: you know, I just wanna go home

 

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Jonny_Tightlips
Man in Distance: Dukes of Hazzard my ass.

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blindsk8er6d9

Tommy to passanger: See that man up there? Lets see If I can drop the car right on him.

 

or

 

Man in distance: Ohh sh*t!

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Demarest
I knew I shouldn't have given that kid just a fiver to fit them switches in my ride.

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DiVaio

 

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Tommy: I shouldn't have hit that fatass, now my right side is stuck on him.

 

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Tommy: The nice thing is, I'm doing this sh*t driving backwards.

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da grove street `G`

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tommy was trying out his true crime moves just to prove gta was better . unfortunatly tommy could get the car as high as nick so it resulted in a decapitation for the fat man in the distance

or

A food mod was introduced to vice city

unfortuanatly there was a bug as soon as tommy reached max fat

it resulted in cars topling as soon as he stepped in .

the bug will be fixed for cars but for bikes .... were f*cked

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Fatality.

Winners:

 

1st Place - Otter

2nd Place - DiVaio

3rd Place - Jonny Tightlips

 

Congrats. New screenshot:

 

(EXPIRED)

Edited by Fatality.

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Mokiesmoky

Man with the red circled shirt: So i ran...i ran so far away...i ran all night and day....but this helicopter is still following me...

 

 

Mokie Shifty41s_beerhatsmilie2.gif

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blindsk8er6d9

Tommy: Oh sh*t, a UFO is beaming up that helocopter! I better get out of here.

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The_Real_Deal

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Tommy - " What's all the commotion? Don't worry, it's my day off morons! "

 

OR

 

Tommy - " Relax and get back in your cars, I'm walking today. "

 

 

p.s. - These contests would be better if they were decided by a public poll. bored.gif

 

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Hell No..

*Shoot the guy in the white shirt*

 

Tommy: "Your kidding right?"

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Otter

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Shortly afterwards, Tommy walked into a telephone pole.

 

 

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Scarface007

Tommy: sh*t!!! Now I understand what they meant by "the other side of fame"... they were talking about those f*cking paparazzis

 

---------------------------------or------------------------------------------------------

 

Tommy: What a crazy neighborhood!!! And they asked me why I bought this shotgun...

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