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Fatality.

VC Funny Caption Contest!

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Demarest
Girl: "Do I look fat in this"

Intention plagiarizer tounge.gif

 

My next entry:

 

*sound in distance...* CRASH! *sound of hub cap rolling around*

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Mokiesmoky

That's one fine ass bitch

 

 

Shifty41s_beerhatsmilie2.gif Mokie

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da grove street `G`

girl : why couldnt i have bought a car

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Fatality.

Winners:

 

1st Place - Cheatah

2nd Place - Boll Weevil

3rd Place - Spuds725

 

New screenshot:

 

(EXPIRED)

Edited by Fatality.

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Mokiesmoky

Tommy: LALALA LALALLA im not doing anything. Especially not following a Hatian guy that says RELAX on his T-shirt. LALALA

 

 

Mokie Shifty41s_beerhatsmilie2.gif

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The_Real_Deal

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" Tommy and Chico lay down their weapons to participate in the first annual Vice City Gay Pride Day. "

 

 

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Canoxa

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I want a shirt like his.

 

No prize for Noxa? sad.gif

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Spuds725

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#1 Tommy: See-- i told you, the power lines in this alley aren't connected to any buildings... you owe me $5.

 

#2 (newspaper caption) Tommy Vercetti and an unknown associate are seen ignoring Vice City's new mandatory helmet ordinance.

 

(2nd one is lame but I'm drawing a blank on this one)

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Demarest

Tommy: "Come back, Pryor, I said 50 bucks for the snort!"

 

I think you'd have to be old to get that one.

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51L3N7 4554551N
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Tommy: C'mon, please?

Haitian: No.

Tommy: Ahhh, please?

Haitian: No. Ya cant have you money back.

Tommy: Thats it. Im telling Auntie Poulet

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Fatality.

Winners:

 

1st Place - Demarest

2nd Place - The_Real_Deal

3rd Place - Spuds725

 

Congrats. New screenshot:

 

(EXPIRED)

 

 

Edited by Fatality.

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simps

Lance: I like you. Yeah you're cool, but that fatty. He's got to go.

Diaz: What'd you say?!

Lance: *shouts* You've got to go

Diaz: Oh ok.

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The_Real_Deal

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Ha, this picture has so many possibilities, but how's this...

 

Lance - " Hey fellas, I like 1978 too, but this ain't no beer and stippers doo. Don't get me wrong but I think you may turn heads for the wrong reasons. And Diaz, go to Hair Club for Men - tell em' I sent ya. " ( Swiped partially from Rosenberg's line's but... )

 

OR

 

" VC highrollers Tommy Vercetti and Ricardo Diaz stay true to their ghetto roots by asking Lance Vance for a dime. "

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Demarest
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Lance: "Seriously guys, back into wardrobe. I told you enough of the flowery sh*t."

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tommy vercetti guy

Tommy and Diaz = Sorry Lance, no blacks allowed.

Lance = I aint black! I just have that Micheal Jackson diesease, but in reverse!

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Otter

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As Lance prattled on in his usual fashion, Tommy took a moment to reflect his poor career choices. Open casting call for italians? A hot princess? Mushrooms? But no, he's stuck here in an alley with a reject from Miami Vice and a fat balding man with bad UV wrapping.

 

Yes, he was going to have to fire his agent.

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Boll Weevil

Diaz had a funny feeling he was going to be made the next Piggy in their game of Piggy in the Middle...

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Scarface007

Lance: Ok guys, we got a black dude, an italian and a hispanic one. We just need an asian to complete our multicultural gang

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Spuds725

Diaz: Ok Dickheads, Cortez sent you to protect me. How are you set for weapons?

Tommy: I've got all my weapons with me and can switch between them instantly

Lance: Is that a rocket launcher in your pants, or are you just happy to see me??

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Demarest
Before the ESRB forced them to tone it down, Tommy invited Lance to check it out for himself and there was a 3 way and all that. Or maybe that was just using the Hot Tea mod for VC. Don't remember.

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Otter

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Lance: Ok guys, check it out - I've arranged two large staircases here, whattaya think? Too cluttered?

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liesofsilence
Before the ESRB forced them to tone it down, Tommy invited Lance to check it out for himself and there was a 3 way and all that. Or maybe that was just using the Hot Tea mod for VC. Don't remember.

Omg, that's classic stuff man. f*cking hilarious biggrin.gif

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Mokiesmoky

 

Diaz: Allright guys. Cortez sent u to help me go up those stairs.

 

Lance: [whispering to tommy] allright...we push him off close to the top

 

Diaz: What!!!

 

Tommy: Uh....he said let's Push the haitians off like an overdose truck.

 

Lance: Yeah...or i could've said u can bulldozer them off urself with a body like that.

 

Mokie Shifty41s_beerhatsmilie2.gif

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Fatality.

Great captions, everyone. lol.gif It's getting harder and harder to choose just three. Anyway, the winners of this round are:

 

1st Place - Otter

2nd Place - Demarest

3rd Place - Spuds725

 

New screenshot:

 

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Keep up the great work, everyone! smile.gif

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Otter

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With lightning speed and incredible accuracy, Tommy takes out the last of the Decepticons.

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Viva Gta San Andreas.

 

Lol. Great captions. lol.gif  In my opinion, you guys are a lot funnier than the people that post in the SA thread. 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks for copying my thread, =deleted=

 

But anyways, i guess i'll praticipate.

 

----------------------------------------------------------

 

Cniper: Oh dam, someone has already gotten to these windows.

Edited by Spuds725

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Demarest

 

Since I can't come up with anything good, I'll switch back into quote mode.

 

Tommy had a little too much to drink one night and... well... he thought the truck was judging him. /That 80's Show[/color]

Edited by Spuds725

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Spuds725

I'm not going to lock this but I will edit out the flames from your posts (spam/flames don't belong here)--- there is no reason for any of this-- keep this on topic.... the fact that fatality acknowledged in the first post that he copied this idea from SA should alleviate any hard feelings-- he never pretended it was his idea.

 

Spammy/flaming posts edited or deleted

 

Spuds

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Scarface007

"This is what happens when a sniper mix alcohol with his job..."

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51L3N7 4554551N
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Sniper: Whoops, missed, hehe... whoops missed again and took out an old granny.... hehe, hehe, ohh dontgetit.gif

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