Fatality. Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 (edited) Welcome to the VC Funny Caption Contest! Hi, everyone. water boy's "Caption This Picture Contest!" thread inspired me to make a funny caption contest thread for VC screenshots. The SA thread was originally created by viva gta san andreas. This is how it will work: I will post a VC screenshot once every day (there might be exceptions), and you will caption it. Your captions must be funny. Once the screenshot has been left up for an entire day, I will judge which captions place in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd. If you submit a winning caption, you will gain points on the scoreboard. 1st place gets you five points, 2nd place gets you three points, and 3rd place gets you one point. The user that is first to reach 50 points is crowned the Funny Caption Contest Winner. Here are some additional rules: You are allowed to submit a maximum of two captions per day if you so choose. You don't have to. Flaming or spamming in this thread will get you permanently banned from the contest. If you can, please modify the screenshot rather than just posting your caption. This isn't mandatory. If the same screenshot is left up for more than one day, than you can assume I am temporalily altering the rules. You may jump in and start participating in the contest at any time, if you are interested. There will be no sign ups. If you plan on winning though, your best bet is to start participating in the beginning, which is now. Be original and funny!!! Have fun! With that said, here is the first screenshot: (EXPIRED) I would like to get as many people to participate as possible, so please compete if you are interested. This thread has the potenial to be fun if enough people are active. ScoreboardName: | Points:Jonny Tightlips | 36The_Real_Deal | 30Demarest | 19Otter | 13Spuds725 | 12Hell No... | 11ThaddeusMcKlown | 11Matt Sin | 8Cheatah | 11D Jones | 5KoLSPD2 | 4Scarface007 | 451L3N7 4554551N | 3Boll Weevil | 3cronusthetitan | 3DiVaio | 3red light | 3Dr. Stupid | 1everen | 1viva gta san andreas | 1xxnofear617xx | 1 Edited August 24, 2005 by Fatality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaddeusMcKlown Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 (edited) I'll give it a go. Guy on the far left syas: "Sorry about your car, man. But i've got some good news! I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!" -TMcK- Edited July 31, 2005 by ThaddeusMcKlown Against the grain, against the odds, against the world Forever the underdogs We are the bastard sonsWe are the ones that refuse to grow coldWe are the thorn in your sideWe are the thieves in the nightAnd we're coming to take what's ours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demarest Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 I'm not good at original. I'm good at quoting, so here goes... "Now where the hell did I put that damn thing." -Mr Mackey "Yep, I've been drinkin again." -GTA3 ped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
51L3N7 4554551N Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Guy scratching his head: Just back from the mechanic. Good as new.... I think.... Oh i knew i shouldn't have done his sister -----OR----- Guy scratching head: At least warn me when your gonna do that! Other Guy: Sorry.... Oops! Blew up mine too. Must have been in the blast radius..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liesofsilence Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 I'm not good at original. I'm good at quoting, so here goes... "Now where the hell did I put that damn thing." -Mr Mackey "Yep, I've been drinkin again." -GTA3 ped You're definatly familiar with every detail of GTAIII, not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheatah Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Guy Scratching Head: "That can't be good" Guy On Left: "Probably not, but look on the bright side - Your car finally has air conditioning!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spuds725 Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Guy on the right singing: "I am a Tea Pot short and stout-- this is my handle, this is my spout" Spuds' GTA V 100% Checklist // My IV & Vice City Videos "I want to design a video game where you take care of all the people shot in all the other video games.... It's called Busy Hospital II" -- Demetri Martin RIP BDP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ganja_man_biatch Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 guy on the right: with enough money from my mom i can finally pimp my ride! guy on the left: shut the f*ck up noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaddeusMcKlown Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 So who wins? -TMcK- Against the grain, against the odds, against the world Forever the underdogs We are the bastard sonsWe are the ones that refuse to grow coldWe are the thorn in your sideWe are the thieves in the nightAnd we're coming to take what's ours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeliPilot Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 "I told you the Hatians would strip it clean if you parked it here." "See what happens when you use the cigarette lighter!!" "WOW, those new Subway hot subs ARE hot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demarest Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Spuds's is the only one that made me laugh out loud. But I'd still vote for "I knew I shouldn't have done his sister" because I respect people with senses of humor like that. @DeRCT13: I've logged more time in and in the files of that game that the entire R* team that made it combined. I am NOT exaggerating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spuds725 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 (edited) I like the Geico one myself... Heres another one (we are allowed two)-- "Thats the last time I let Tommy Vercetti borrow my car" Edited August 1, 2005 by Spuds725 Spuds' GTA V 100% Checklist // My IV & Vice City Videos "I want to design a video game where you take care of all the people shot in all the other video games.... It's called Busy Hospital II" -- Demetri Martin RIP BDP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaddeusMcKlown Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 'sh*t, I forgot the handbrake.' -TMcK- Against the grain, against the odds, against the world Forever the underdogs We are the bastard sonsWe are the ones that refuse to grow coldWe are the thorn in your sideWe are the thieves in the nightAnd we're coming to take what's ours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatality. Posted August 2, 2005 Author Share Posted August 2, 2005 Lol. Great captions. In my opinion, you guys are a lot funnier than the people that post in the SA thread. Anyway, winners: 1st Place - Spuds725 2nd Place - Spuds725 3rd Place - ThaddeusMcKlown Congrats, and thanks to everyone for participating. New screenshot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
51L3N7 4554551N Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 (edited) Tommy: Stop! Your the 1000th buyer of that sanchez..... and the first guy ive evr seen with a pink arrow over there head.... -----or----- Tommy: Stop, in the name of the law! Haitian: You cant catch me fool! Tommy: With a pink arrow over your head? I beg to differ..... All for now. And cheers Demarest for the compliment Edited August 2, 2005 by 51L3N7 4554551N Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaddeusMcKlown Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 (edited) Tommy: Your mom's a whore! Other Guy: WHAT? *other guy crashes into wall* -TMcK- Edited August 2, 2005 by ThaddeusMcKlown Against the grain, against the odds, against the world Forever the underdogs We are the bastard sonsWe are the ones that refuse to grow coldWe are the thorn in your sideWe are the thieves in the nightAnd we're coming to take what's ours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demarest Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 "Say hello to my little friend." ... it had to be done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da grove street `G` Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 tommy : wow my gun looks really cool when your driving down the road at 50 . other dude : yeah but id keep my eyes on the road tommy : why ? other dude : cause your on the wrong side of the road and lance is comin your way tommy : sh*t ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spuds725 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Haitian looks up after spawning--- "what the ??.. thats not a diamond, this isn't SIMS---oh sh!t!!" and then gets wasted by Tommy Spuds' GTA V 100% Checklist // My IV & Vice City Videos "I want to design a video game where you take care of all the people shot in all the other video games.... It's called Busy Hospital II" -- Demetri Martin RIP BDP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Real_Deal Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Tommy looks at pink arrow - " I gotta lay off the boomshine, I'm seein' sh*t! " OR Tommy - " This screenshot's not big enough for the both of us, and I ain't leavin'. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
water boy Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 I'm glad I'm an influence to someone. Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatality. Posted August 2, 2005 Author Share Posted August 2, 2005 (edited) Winners: 1st Place - Demarest 2nd Place - The_Real_Deal 3rd Place - Spuds725 Congrats. New screenshot: (EXPIRED) Edited August 3, 2005 by Fatality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boll Weevil Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Will someone get that Midget behind me to stop following me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
51L3N7 4554551N Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 I see you baby, shakin that ass. A gimmick, i know -=-=-=oR-=-=-= Out the way, meals on wheels here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canoxa Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Does my ass look in in this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Real_Deal Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 (edited) " Mom, wait! I dropped out of Vice U and now I spend my days skating around town in my bra and panties, but it's not what you think! " OR " This picture of my ass is so popular, I better be getting a mighty big royalty check from Rockstar in the mail. " Edited August 2, 2005 by The_Real_Deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demarest Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Another pic where I have to dip into the old quote sack: "Professor, what's another word for pirate treasure?" "Well I think it's BOOTY. BOOTY! *record scratch* BOOTY! That's what it is." /Beastie Boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaddeusMcKlown Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 'Stop looking at my ass' 'Dude, where's my car?' meh, i'm no good at this. -TMcK- Against the grain, against the odds, against the world Forever the underdogs We are the bastard sonsWe are the ones that refuse to grow coldWe are the thorn in your sideWe are the thieves in the nightAnd we're coming to take what's ours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheatah Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Even with that big ol' caboose, she rolls along pretty well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spuds725 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 "What can brown do for you?" and Girl: "Do I look fat in this" Spuds' GTA V 100% Checklist // My IV & Vice City Videos "I want to design a video game where you take care of all the people shot in all the other video games.... It's called Busy Hospital II" -- Demetri Martin RIP BDP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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