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Fatality.

VC Funny Caption Contest!

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Fatality.

 

Welcome to the VC Funny Caption Contest!

 

Hi, everyone. water boy's "Caption This Picture Contest!" thread inspired me to make a funny caption contest thread for VC screenshots. The SA thread was originally created by viva gta san andreas. This is how it will work: I will post a VC screenshot once every day (there might be exceptions), and you will caption it. Your captions must be funny. Once the screenshot has been left up for an entire day, I will judge which captions place in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd. If you submit a winning caption, you will gain points on the scoreboard. 1st place gets you five points, 2nd place gets you three points, and 3rd place gets you one point. The user that is first to reach 50 points is crowned the Funny Caption Contest Winner. Here are some additional rules:

  • You are allowed to submit a maximum of two captions per day if you so choose. You don't have to.
  • Flaming or spamming in this thread will get you permanently banned from the contest.
  • If you can, please modify the screenshot rather than just posting your caption. This isn't mandatory.
  • If the same screenshot is left up for more than one day, than you can assume I am temporalily altering the rules.
  • You may jump in and start participating in the contest at any time, if you are interested. There will be no sign ups. If you plan on winning though, your best bet is to start participating in the beginning, which is now.
  • Be original and funny!!!
  • Have fun!
With that said, here is the first screenshot:

 

(EXPIRED)

 

I would like to get as many people to participate as possible, so please compete if you are interested. This thread has the potenial to be fun if enough people are active.

 

 

Scoreboard
Name: | Points:
Jonny Tightlips | 36
The_Real_Deal | 30
Demarest | 19
Otter | 13
Spuds725 | 12
Hell No... | 11
ThaddeusMcKlown | 11
Matt Sin | 8
Cheatah | 11
D Jones | 5
KoLSPD2 | 4
Scarface007 | 4
51L3N7 4554551N | 3
Boll Weevil | 3
cronusthetitan | 3
DiVaio | 3
red light | 3
Dr. Stupid | 1
everen | 1
viva gta san andreas | 1
xxnofear617xx | 1
Edited by Fatality.

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ThaddeusMcKlown

I'll give it a go.

 

 

Guy on the far left syas:

"Sorry about your car, man. But i've got some good news! I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!"

-TMcK-
Edited by ThaddeusMcKlown

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Demarest
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I'm not good at original. I'm good at quoting, so here goes...

 

"Now where the hell did I put that damn thing." -Mr Mackey

 

"Yep, I've been drinkin again." -GTA3 ped

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51L3N7 4554551N

Guy scratching his head: Just back from the mechanic. Good as new.... I think.... Oh i knew i shouldn't have done his sister

 

-----OR-----

 

Guy scratching head: At least warn me when your gonna do that!

 

Other Guy: Sorry.... Oops! Blew up mine too. Must have been in the blast radius.....

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liesofsilence
I'm not good at original. I'm good at quoting, so here goes...

 

"Now where the hell did I put that damn thing." -Mr Mackey

 

"Yep, I've been drinkin again." -GTA3 ped

You're definatly familiar with every detail of GTAIII, not? bored.gif

 

 

 

 

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Cheatah

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Guy Scratching Head: "That can't be good"

Guy On Left: "Probably not, but look on the bright side - Your car finally has air conditioning!"

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Spuds725

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Guy on the right singing: "I am a Tea Pot short and stout-- this is my handle, this is my spout"

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ganja_man_biatch

guy on the right: with enough money from my mom i can finally pimp my ride!

guy on the left: shut the f*ck up noob

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ThaddeusMcKlown

 

So who wins?

-TMcK-

 

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HeliPilot

"I told you the Hatians would strip it clean if you parked it here."

 

"See what happens when you use the cigarette lighter!!"

 

"WOW, those new Subway hot subs ARE hot"

 

 

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Demarest

Spuds's is the only one that made me laugh out loud. But I'd still vote for "I knew I shouldn't have done his sister" because I respect people with senses of humor like that.

 

@DeRCT13: I've logged more time in and in the files of that game that the entire R* team that made it combined. I am NOT exaggerating.

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Spuds725

I like the Geico one myself...

 

Heres another one (we are allowed two)--

 

"Thats the last time I let Tommy Vercetti borrow my car"

Edited by Spuds725

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ThaddeusMcKlown
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'sh*t, I forgot the handbrake.'

-TMcK-

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Fatality.

Lol. Great captions. lol.gif In my opinion, you guys are a lot funnier than the people that post in the SA thread. ph34r.gif Anyway, winners:

 

1st Place - Spuds725

2nd Place - Spuds725

3rd Place - ThaddeusMcKlown

 

Congrats, and thanks to everyone for participating. New screenshot:

 

user posted image

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51L3N7 4554551N

Tommy: Stop! Your the 1000th buyer of that sanchez..... and the first guy ive evr seen with a pink arrow over there head....

 

-----or-----

 

Tommy: Stop, in the name of the law!

Haitian: You cant catch me fool!

Tommy: With a pink arrow over your head? I beg to differ.....

 

All for now. And cheers Demarest for the compliment biggrin.gif

 

 

Edited by 51L3N7 4554551N

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ThaddeusMcKlown

 

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Tommy: Your mom's a whore!

Other Guy: WHAT?

*other guy crashes into wall*

 

-TMcK-
Edited by ThaddeusMcKlown

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Demarest
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"Say hello to my little friend."

 

... it had to be done blush.gif

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da grove street `G`

tommy : wow my gun looks really cool when your driving down the road at 50 .

 

other dude : yeah but id keep my eyes on the road

 

tommy : why ?

 

other dude : cause your on the wrong side of the road and lance is comin your way

 

tommy : sh*t ........

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Spuds725

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Haitian looks up after spawning--- "what the ??.. thats not a diamond, this isn't SIMS---oh sh!t!!" and then gets wasted by Tommy

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The_Real_Deal

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Tommy looks at pink arrow - " I gotta lay off the boomshine, I'm seein' sh*t! "

 

OR

 

Tommy - " This screenshot's not big enough for the both of us, and I ain't leavin'. "

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water boy

 

I'm glad I'm an influence to someone. lol.gifZ

 

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Fatality.

Winners:

 

1st Place - Demarest

2nd Place - The_Real_Deal

3rd Place - Spuds725

 

Congrats. New screenshot:

 

(EXPIRED)

Edited by Fatality.

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Boll Weevil
Will someone get that Midget behind me to stop following me?

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51L3N7 4554551N

I see you baby, shakin that ass.

 

A gimmick, i know biggrin.gif

 

-=-=-=oR-=-=-=

 

Out the way, meals on wheels here!

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Canoxa

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Does my ass look in in this?

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The_Real_Deal

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" Mom, wait! I dropped out of Vice U and now I spend my days skating around town in my bra and panties, but it's not what you think! "

 

OR

 

" This picture of my ass is so popular, I better be getting a mighty big royalty check from Rockstar in the mail. "

Edited by The_Real_Deal

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Demarest
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Another pic where I have to dip into the old quote sack:

 

"Professor, what's another word for pirate treasure?"

"Well I think it's BOOTY. BOOTY! *record scratch* BOOTY! That's what it is."

/Beastie Boys

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ThaddeusMcKlown

 

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'Stop looking at my ass'

 

 

'Dude, where's my car?'

 

meh, i'm no good at this.

-TMcK-

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Cheatah

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Even with that big ol' caboose, she rolls along pretty well!

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Spuds725

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"What can brown do for you?"

 

and

 

Girl: "Do I look fat in this"

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