ThoMpsoN* Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Dunno about the farting guy but im giving you a hit and a half. I want you to assassinate Big Smoke. I want him burning in the pic too. Reward: 1,000,000 's. Oh hell yeah PS: Updated the first screen. Mike_Toreno made a wicked sig for it. Props to him - 54 No can do, I already beat the game lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RvdVit Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Here is a job for you. GSF have been ruining my buisness for quite a while now. My men have no trouble keeping those lowlifes off me, but it's the leader of the gang that is making all the plans to blow up my factories, assasinate my OG's and such. His name is Sean Johnson. He is also known as "Sweet". He lives in the heart of the GSF terrorry, Grove street. He is rarely seen leaving his house, so that might be a problem. He wears a green shirt, pants and baseball cap. He also has a small goatee. He was working with Frank McHether, the target I had you assasinate previously, to make a hit on ME. Now, I want Him to have the full treatment. Take him to Glen park where you will shoot him, and dump his body in the pond. I want a photo of him in the pond, dead. Make sure no other GSF members see you, or else it will link right back to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottae Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 That's a tall order! can't do it, i beat the game too Anywayz: "BtC" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
51L3N7 4554551N Posted August 7, 2005 Author Share Posted August 7, 2005 That's a tall order! can't do it, i beat the game too Anywayz: "BtC" Thats an even taller order. The Big Smoke and Sweet ones are easy cos you can just restart the game - 54 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanielB Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 San Fierro Rifas...they took me on more than once for no reason i used my las venturras gym nasty moves and killed 5 of 'em in a roll o yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
51L3N7 4554551N Posted August 7, 2005 Author Share Posted August 7, 2005 San Fierro Rifas...they took me on more than once for no reasoni used my las venturras gym nasty moves and killed 5 of 'em in a roll o yeah! I always get that. I was choppin at away at a Rifa, and three rifa cars in a row arrived. They jumped out and were trying to kill me Yes ME!!!! I wont tell you what happened to they're heads. Ill only tell you it involved a knife, a funnel, and an 87 year old woman named Doreen. Need i say more..... - 54 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottae Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 poor doreen OTTAE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
51L3N7 4554551N Posted August 7, 2005 Author Share Posted August 7, 2005 She died knowing that, deep in her heart, shed fufilled her destiny - 54 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarface007 Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 (edited) Here you go... another job But this time I'd like to see pics of the action, not just the corpse I want you to kill him as painfully as possible. You know, there're a lot of cookies in game Edited August 8, 2005 by Scarface007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ríomhaire Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 I always kill drug dealers when I can and besides that I don't kill much ecxept on my rampages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThoMpsoN* Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Dunno about the farting guy but im giving you a hit and a half. I want you to assassinate Big Smoke. I want him burning in the pic too. Reward: 1,000,000 's. Oh hell yeah PS: Updated the first screen. Mike_Toreno made a wicked sig for it. Props to him - 54 Big smoke burnt to a crisp. I can' t get a pic of him dead because his body disappears too quick, but this should be enough proof. And here is Sweet, his death was quiet and quick . You need to look very hard, but you can tell it's him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dertyjerzian Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 i hate that bitch that seems to be everywhere. She wears a purple fan jersey with "31" its all faded and sh*t. I hate that bitch so bad I ms painted a red and white bullseye zorro-type mask on her face. I kill that bitch every chance I get. She never has no paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CARL JOHNSON14 Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Just after one of the videos at the beggining of each of catilinas missions when she rapes you or smething i get so anrgy. The best thing to do is to use the Katana you can find in a few places or a chansaw but take her head off with a shot gun first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
51L3N7 4554551N Posted August 8, 2005 Author Share Posted August 8, 2005 Evil @ThoMpsoN*: I see SID gave you your sig I hope you like it. I asked especially as your doing so well in this. - 54 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scharkey Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 (edited) WANTED: He is a secret under-cover agent, he's been checking in on some of my 'Mr Whoopie' activities and has been snooping around my properties. I want this fool DEAD. I want all the evidence burned with him in it. I want a photo of him before his death, after he is dead, and then burned or thrown into a lake. Scarface007: I searched for the 'The Pimp' for 2 hours. I haven't recalled his body walking the streets. Has he already been hit? I searched the obvious places he'd be, Los Santos 'Red Light Districts', San Fierro 'Hash Conventions', and Las Venturras 'The Strip'. I'm sorry if I have let you down, but I'll keep searching if no one kills this Pimp! Edited August 8, 2005 by Scharkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
51L3N7 4554551N Posted August 8, 2005 Author Share Posted August 8, 2005 Your hit will be taken into consideration. I also believe that the pimp can be found in the sex shop in LV near the strip. Happy hunting - 54 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitarrocker Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 i hate that bitch that seems to be everywhere. She wears a purple fan jersey with "31" its all faded and sh*t. I hate that bitch so bad I ms painted a red and white bullseye zorro-type mask on her face. I kill that bitch every chance I get. She never has no paper. wow, glad im not on your bad side... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarface007 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Scarface007: I searched for the 'The Pimp' for 2 hours. I haven't recalled his body walking the streets. Has he already been hit? I searched the obvious places he'd be, Los Santos 'Red Light Districts', San Fierro 'Hash Conventions', and Las Venturras 'The Strip'. I'm sorry if I have let you down, but I'll keep searching if no one kills this Pimp! I know, the Pimp is a tough guy. He was last seen in the Las Venturas Sex Shop buying a Candy Suxx movie... CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY HORNY Image by C.JB from the screenshots topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike_Toreno Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 ThoMpsoN*, Again here is another sig I made for you. http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/3739/hitmancontestwinnersignature1l.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scharkey Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 omg, teh pimp still won't appear in that shop. I tried that, but he never shows up. He does in teh PS2 version :S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottae Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Here's the reward, 1000 exactly: -OTTAE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlJohnson24 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 She isnt in GTA: San Andreas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottae Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 even more of a challenge -OTTAE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
51L3N7 4554551N Posted August 9, 2005 Author Share Posted August 9, 2005 even more of a challenge -OTTAE Typical Ottae..... - 54 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superilldude Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Silent, make a list where who is the best hitman and who got the most kills and stuff I got a hard job for someone, try getting 2 balla's in a 69 position. Going to use it for a pieace of artwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThoMpsoN* Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 What should I do with all these sigs you guys are giving me lol? I have like three. I will do those hits give me like a day and anyone else is more then welcome to become my partner . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottae Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 51L3N7 4554551N, PM a mod asking if they can change the thread name to "The Hitman Thread" or somthing similar -OTTAE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
51L3N7 4554551N Posted August 9, 2005 Author Share Posted August 9, 2005 51L3N7 4554551N, PM a mod asking if they can change the thread name to "The Hitman Thread" or somthing similar -OT TAE Got it - 54 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottae Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 (edited) I need a hit done on the girl that spawns near grove street with the purple 69 shirt.She killed me by running me over.Get a picture of the girl dead and i will reward 1,000 . As requested: Hit on "31-Girl" Enjoy -OTTAE Edited August 9, 2005 by Ottae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottae Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Double Post! sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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