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mccartya1

WTF moments [not funny]

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WTF ENTHUSIAST

I was doing the mission burning desire (i think) where you need to get the molotovs from the alleyway, when i hit a wall and fell off my motorbike and fell into nothingness! I continued tumbling through this brown emptiness for a few minutes with my bike tumbling next to me, when i suddenly landed in the middle of the road about 3 block away from where I fell! WTF

 

Also i was standing on a train bridge over a highway and a truck cab drive past, the front wheels on the floor and the back ones about 10 feet off the floor at 45 degree angle!

 

I love this game, the stupid things that happen keep me well entertained, sod the missions!

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Matt Sin

The glitches are what make it fun.

 

Rockstar probably does it on purpose.

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DWatch

Just recently started playing from the start again. I get to the mission where you and Sweet are going to a balla's territory and start a gang war. Part of your mission is to keep Sweet alive. The problem is, evertime I provoke a war, he keeps wandering in front of me, right in my line of fire, as I'm taking out the approaching ballas. I kept accidentally killing him. I get tired of this after the 4th or 5th try so this time, I jump up on the roof of a car before starting the gang war. This gives me a clear shot, unfortunately, Sweet was behind the car, shooting at the ballas, through the car. Since he is carrying an AK47, it takes out the car, a couple of ballas, me, and Sweet, all in one big bang. For the next few tries on that mission, I just smacked him around with the big purple dildo for a while. He seemded to get the message and behaved after that, lol.

 

 

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Rascal

Speaking of dildos........

 

I had just won close to $80,000,000 on that stupid wheel of fortune thing at the dragon casino. Being the genius that I am I decided not to save the game there but rather goto my hangar to save. I'm driving along in the desert getting close when I crashed and fliped my car. So now I'm running with the purple dildo and I see a gas station so I take a detour through it. In a further display of my mental powers I stop in front of a pump, grin, and smack it one time.

 

BOOOOOOOOOM..... I'm dead, bye bye money.

 

Scared the S**T out me for a second but when I recovered I displayed my vocabulary skills to my monitor "WTF???!".

 

If anyone has blown up a gas pump with a purple dildo in real life I'd like to hear about it. I'd get you an apearance on Jerry Springer.

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SLUGFly

I read on the Darwin Awards about a guy who blew up a gas pump with a vacuum cleaner (lmao, trying to suck deisel out of a gas engine with an electrical device)

 

It's rare, but common enough that I'm sure you've all seen it. I dig when vehicles (especially the large ones) spawn half-stuck in the road smile.gif If it's a bus it makes for a nifty jump if you can get it before it explodes.

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pyroman

hey iv got a little secret,

 

on a mountain bike, star reversing then tap accelerate wile reversing to see a interesting glitch devil.gifdevil.gifdevil.gif

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pato303

mine would be when i was still flying a harrier jet with its wings both smoking badly.i say that cause the plane wouldnt turn by banking. so i had to use the rudder to control the plane but my wtf is actually landing perfectly

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ajkhan316`
sorry but whats wtf stand for?

wtf = what the f*ck

- FiJiAn 4 LiFe

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crazyanurag

during "lure",this bobcat just plunges into the rancher outta nowhere and my car can't move any longer...i'm thinking mission failed,but no...those idiots on the bikes keep shooting till the bobcat's on fire and it pulls out and blows up,taking a bike with it...i continue down the road to complete the mission:WTF tounge.gif

 

You'll Never Walk Alone

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crazyanurag

copcar stuck under the bridge behind grove street,keeps ramming the wall in order to get away,and eventually explodes:WTF!! tounge2.gif ...wish it happened during missions too..

 

i get a wanted star in "cleaning up the hood" and this cop chases me all the way to the marker which ends the mission...i get respect,and and the cop stays there like a statue:WTF! confused.gif

 

in san fierro,i'm speeding on a pcj-600 and i hit a trolley...i get flipped in the air and i land clean on top of the trolley and spend the next half hour shooting at ppl from top of it:WTF!! biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

 

after i finish cesar's missions in san fierro,i collect some money and mod all the cars from wang cars and stash them in doherty and hashbury...i beat the game and return to san fierro and all my rides have lost their paintjobs...they're effin white:WTF!! WTF!! nervous.gif

 

my second time through the game,i go on a major cheating spree and try to beat every mission with a cheat...tried "blow up all cars" in "stowaway" and the plane is destroyed and it plummets through the ground with the marker's still on the map:WTF? whatsthat.gif

 

oh,and during driving school,i'm tired of tryin to do a wheelie weave/barrel roll (can't remember which) and i try to steal the banshee...of course,you'd think one can't,but try the "cars fly" cheat and you'll fly right out of the driving school and keep going till you halt(my run ended with a $10571 insane stunt):WTF xmas.gif

 

also,on the subject of cheats,i've found that i can fire from the jetpack which spawns at verdant meadows,but not from the ones i've spawned by cheating:WTF. notify.gif

 

and finally(for this post,at least)...part 2 of "end of the line" when sweet jumps onto the firetruck...i mean,WTF is he doing that for? he's not helping!! and i've gotta haul my ass outta nowhere to catch the fool!!!grrrrrrr....:Why The F*ck?!? What the F*ck!!! angry.gifsuicidal.gif

 

You'll Never Walk Alone

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crazyanurag

oops...sorry for the double triple post...broadband works like sh*t in india...and so do i biggrin.gif ...flame me if so desired

 

You'll Never Walk Alone

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drvixx

My wtf moment was when i was driving the monster truck around, drove over this car and looked behind me and it this is what i saw...

 

user posted image

 

lol.gif

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king razer

@crazyanurag: it tells you how to use spoiler tags at the top of the page

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ogwong

my wtf moment today was flying around in a Hydra with a 3 star chase when I decided to jump out ouf the plane, I end up landing on a helicopter getting wasted and exploding the helicopter instantly. WTF?

 

Here's a WTF moment when CJ gets hit by a plane, its funny! Here's the link. uninvited airplane

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crazyanurag

 

@crazyanurag: it tells you how to use spoiler tags at the top of the page

thanks king razer...missed it completely

 

You'll Never Walk Alone

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balmung03

something that just happened to me not too long ago...

 

i'm killing a ballas member who has stupidly wandered into grove street, but something happens and the reticle on him turns black, but he is still running (this is on PS2, if you couldn't guess); i keep chasing him, shooting him all the time, using about 600 bullets from my M4 on him, but he still didn't die (and all the while he had no head, since my first couple shots took that out). wtf.

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AndyGanteks

i was just playing the game and wanted to jump from the plane i pressed

triangle

and took the parachute but itsuddenly stops in air the paracute,about 5 minutes and then i pressed triangle again and i was somehow teleported to water and got wasted instantly .and i said

WTF

 

also i was doing a turf war and i got out of the war zone then suddenly about 10 ballas spawned at top of Ganton Gym started to shoot at me i killed them all but this is a wtf again.Maybe a new glich i discovered??-RSB

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shazard

Today when I took that paramedic girlfriend to a drive around date I failed to keep her happy... she got bored and wanted to go home. Well I just continued to drive around when i desided to drive in police station carage. My car blew b4 I got in so I had to run in. Girlfriend still followed me, all the way in of course cause she loves me so much.. me being crazy driver and all. smile.gif Inside I killed all the cops ecxept the one fixing his car. U know the one whose car hood is open... I jacked the car and cop just turned around pointing his gun to the wall for a sec and then and then just standin. Then the girlfriend came in the car too and I headed to the door... when I was driving up towards the door I suddenly hear a cracking sound, like the one that u can hear when hitting peds with the car. She drops through the car floor with a splatter of blood. Then the text your girlfriend has died. I mean wtf?!! biggrin.gif

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pato303
My wtf moment was when i was driving the monster truck around, drove over this car and looked behind me and it this is what i saw...

 

user posted image

 

lol.gif

yeah that happens a lot when i run over a car with the monster truck.

 

i find it weird why you dont die jumping out of a plane at 3000 feet and hitting water without shute.

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GTAThomas

both my wtf moments have to do with airplanes.

1. got on jetpack an started going streight up, imediatly got hit by a plane.

2. spawned stuntplane and started to take off no more than 4 seconds in the air a plane hit me and i blew up but the other guy didnt notify.gif

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MZ_GTA

My WTF moments: tounge.gif

 

user posted image

Flipped the tow truck several times before landing like so

user posted image

Again, rolled the car and landed like so on the railing

user posted image

 

user posted image

Was standing just off the edge of the rd on the side of a cliff with 2 Stars so the police cars just kept going over and over lol. Not really WTF, but still damn funny!

 

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drvixx

i had a massive wtf moment today!!!

 

i was just taking photos around LS and i heard a chopper flying around, didnt think much of it so i kept looking for good photo spots and stuff... and then suddenly theres this light on the ground, around me... so i look up and theres this police chopper with its spotlight on me. so i go 'wtf' and i check to see i i have any stars, i had non.

 

So i got on my bmx and rode off, the police chopper started to follow me around, still with its light on me... it did this for like 10 mins, and then it just flew away... i was well confused!!! whatsthat.gif

 

and to date my biggest wtf moment!!!

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THAW_Punk

I had a wtf moment just yesterday.

 

When I loaded/started the game, I was in CJ's house in Grove Street, and I threw a Molovot Cocktail at the door, and I went outside, and I saw a little bit of fire coming out of the house, and I walked over to the garage door, and it finally open for me this time, I was gonna go in and get on one of my bikes, but some Firemen just drove their firetruck right into the garage, and I walked away and it closed, and I went back into the garage and it was still in there and the firemen were gone.

confused.gif

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oaTSY

I was driving a car which I had recently modded and it blew up, so i decided to push it into the nearest pay "n" spray,when i went near the car there were still a few flames from the explosion,but i kept pushing because i was fireproof ( I did the firefighter missions),i kept pushing when I started to hear roaring flames,kept pushing,more roars,so i decided to run back a little and there was lots of flames everywhere,no firetrucks came,the flames kept going for a few minutes,I thought this was strange,i turned back to keep pushing my car and it was gone!WTF!?!?!?

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shazard

I was once just roamin around and went to Gant Bridge where those toll booths are. There I saw a cop comin out of his car and started shooting at the road. It happened many times. He shoot a couple of times and then went back in car and left. Then the same (or other cop) did the same thing again. I was like what?!! Why is he shooting at road?!!

user posted image

 

Then I realised they were shooting at the car I just saw earlier driving inside the bridge. Looked like there was a texture missing from under the bridge.. thats why I propably saw it in the first place. It was driving back and forth just under the toll booths. Goog thing I happened to take a photo of it. smile.gif

user posted image

 

Well the cops finally got the car... it exploded inside the bridge. Funny cause their bullets clearly hit the tarmac.. maybe some of them went through after all. biggrin.gif

 

Once a cop car apparently tried to come inside the imbound carage though the erm.. regular door.. not the carager-door. Too bad it got stuck. smile.gif

user posted image

 

 

Those bodies on weird positions seems to be guite common.

Here is couple I've seen:

http://koti.mbnet.fi/~shazard/misc/gta-sa_weirdbody1.jpg

http://koti.mbnet.fi/~shazard/misc/gta-sa_weirdbody2.jpg

 

...just like the cars stuck in diffrent places. Here is a cop car stuck on a tree. smile.gif

http://koti.mbnet.fi/~shazard/misc/gta-sa_coptree.jpg

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gtaholic

once i died from landing upside down on a bike driving off mt chilliad. but thats not the weird thing. the weird thing was rite when i appear at the hospital, it says wasted. WTF?!

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Nick000

I was on level 90 vigilante yesterday.

 

I went to get something to eat.

 

I left my hunter and did.

 

When I came back out, the hunter was gone.

 

I was like WTF???

 

 

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flacosaurio

Yesterday, using the flying car cheat just for fun, i robbed a virgo with 2 guys on it. I got on through the driver seat and sped off, so the passenger was with me all the time. About a minute later, flying over the sea and accelerating the guy just opens the door and jumps!... i tried to follow him but never caught him.....

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t0nedude

I had one wtf moment when I was playing Up, Up and Away, the one where you had to steal a Leviathan helicopter from the military compound and then use it to steal a security van for the Caligula heist.

 

I was on my first attempt at the mission, and had had a tough running battle all the way through the compound, the warehouse, and up the stairs, and had managed to get to the platform just below the leviathan. I manned the mounted mini-gun as prompted just as the two Hunters approached, I was thinking 'I'm such a badass at this game...'. The first one went down in flames and I turned my attention to the second. After I had shot it, it spiralled down.............and landed on the Leviathan I was soon supposed to steal, then promptly exploded. Then on the screen appears:

 

Mission failed! You are not supposed to destroy the Leviathan.

 

W*** *** F***!

 

Yeah, no s*** sherlock. smile.gif

 

Tony.

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KDD

..my best 'wtf-moment' must be the time I picked up a ho and parked in a driveway..I waited a bit longer than usual and suddenly she says the spot is ok..so the cam drops to the ground and my voodoo starts its shockabsorber testing, when all of a sudden a cop janks me out of my car...BUSTED!

 

..I laughed my a-hole inside out..now I know why SAPD cops are so cranky, the don't like sex.. tounge2.gif

 

 

 

KDD

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