WTF moments [not funny]

[lord fido 1]

i had started a new game a week ago, and got to the "key to her heart" mission. i dated millie up to 35%, got the call, and went to pick up the keycard. however, before blindly picking it up, i looked at it, and read what it said...

 

 

first of all, i thought her name was millie perkins, and when you use the card to pull the heist, CJ says he's standing in for "Jerry", since he's ill; so who is Officer P. Rowe?

 

WTF.

That was a GTA:VC texture, you picked it from the Police HQ in the police chief's office.

 

So how the hell did it get there and didi it get bigger???

[balmung03 8]

oh, i remember; when you freed that guy to crack the safe during the raid on the bank in VC; hmm, looks like they got lazy and thought no one would notice?

[balmung03 8]

well, i have yet another wtf moment; i stole a cop bike in LV and decided to do a wheelie on it, and went backward too much and started grinding on the back of the bike. however, i kept my finger on "down" accidentally, and this is what happened...

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/9830830/CJ_Grin...n_Bike.wmv.html

 

i put some appropriate music in there for fun.

 

it seems that CJ likes to "grind" as the back of his bike grinds the pavement; interesting how R* can make so many references that are so small (or how they can make them without knowing, not sure which), lol...

[Scarab_dodger 0]

I was playing the Airplane Races .

I've noticed that after you successfully complete an air race, after 5-10 seconds you get teleported back to the airport to do other races. (it doesn't matter where u are)

 

So I completed 3 missions without saving, and after finishing the last one, I wait about 5 seconds and then jump out of the airplane , knowing that I will teleport to the airport in 1-2 seconds.

 

I fall...I fall...I click to open the patachute...the chute opens... but It's too late, it doesn;t have time to decelerate my fall.

I FALL AND I DIE !!!

[bitsandpieces 46]

My WTF moments, happens almost everytime i try tu use the AUTO F******G AIM, WTF is wrong with the F******G thing shooting up in the air or turning around, exposing his back to gun fire ??

What a F****d UP game, full of ******** glitches. I demand a 90% refund!!

[Holmes 0]

Why is the auto aim crap? It's never let me down... or are you playing the X Box or PC version?

[bitsandpieces 46]

I'm playing the PS2 version and as i mentioned, often, when i use it, it aims at random, as if in manual mode, or instead of aiming at the nearest hostile target, it aims at a pedestrian further away and it makes CJ turn the opposite direction as to where the intended target is!!

 

And wtf is wrong with this ....why are the posts 3 miles wide now??

Edited December 28, 2005 by bits&pieces

[balmung03 8]

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT?!??!

 

 

[bitsandpieces 46]

No, WTF=Women To ...Flirt?

Another WTF moment. After my 4th trial and succeded....(kept hitting the crates)I just jumped off the airplane in "Stowaway" and as the "Mission Passed" ... disappears, ......WHAM!! I get wasted in mid-air by a bi-plane!

But WTHeck, i enjoyed re-doing that mission, that i re-did it 4 more times ...just for the freefall fun So far, i like the "Airstrip" missions best!

I passed N.O.E. on the 2nd trial, after i found out that flying too low, will make the engine stall.

I was surprised to pass "Black Project" and "Green Goo", on the first trial!

The "Jet Pack" sure is fun, even though... it's a little slow!

Edited December 29, 2005 by bits&pieces

[NightHawk231 0]

I did the Pier69 mission the other day.

 

Earlier in the day however I had used a water level cheat to do some research on another subject and did not realise the water level would stay the same (non-existent) after quitting the game.

 

Without giving too much away, one person I was supposed to kill jumped over the railing to escape. Once I realised there was no water I expected the jumper would have died in the fall alone.

 

Not so. He survived the jump but later died when his escape boat slowly slid down the now dry lake bed and ran over him.

 

Mission complete.

 

 

[balmung03 8]

remembering what i did in "stowaway" a long time ago...

i had the carspawner program up, and the nrg-500 was set to the command "ctrl + n"; as i was jumping out of the plane and saw the "mission passed" screen, i proceeded to dive forward, spawning all the nrg-500's i could behind me. however, one caught up to me, fell on top of me (still in midair, mind you), and it kills me... mission failed, wasted. even after it said "mission passed", i failed it after the fact. whiskey..tango..foxtrot..

[JCC 0]

I was driving around in my Banshee that I jacked about 5 minutes earlier, I ran into an old lady, and she got stuck on the hood of my car! She was blocking the view of the windscreen and everything!

[E.A.B. 58]

I got pics:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was pretty hard getting into position for those pictures. It was on that mission "Reuniting The Families". I blew the planes and the swat guys stayed up there.

 

[Rock The 40oz. 0]

I had a wtf moment a couple of days ago. I pimped out my ride for the pimp my ride topic and while i was crusing a hooker went "hey baby want a good time?" I said yes. We then went into an alley way and after we finished up I got out. She then got out of the car, back in, activated the nitrous and took off with my car. I followed her for awhile until she stopped at a light where i dragged her out of the car and dropped a few molotoves on her. Dumb b*tch....

[balmung03 8]

I had a wtf moment a couple of days ago. I pimped out my ride for the pimp my ride topic and while i was crusing a hooker went "hey baby want a good time?" I said yes. We then went into an alley way and after we finished up I got out. She then got out of the car, back in, activated the nitrous and took off with my car. I followed her for awhile until she stopped at a light where i dragged her out of the car and dropped a few molotoves on her. Dumb b*tch....

wow, i didn't know AI could use nitrous... and why would she be stopping at a light like a normal driver if she's one of those who would steal a car and drive off? doesn't make much sense, but then again, the driver AI is about the same as a grilled cheese sandwich, no crust.

[Rock The 40oz. 0]

If you have nitrous and someone steals you car they automatically use it. For example if your cabs have nitrous go punch a cab and they will either get out and beat the crap out of you or engage the nitrous and take off. When she got in my car she got stuck in a wall so i pushed her out then she acted like a normal driver till I pulled her out....

[Raki_King 0]

one of mine was when i was just standing around in verdant meadows and a rustler fell out of the sky and blew up in front of me.

[bitsandpieces 46]

Another WTF moment....On the mission "Explosive Situation", i've done collecting the 4 sticks of dynomite, using the dump truck to crash the crates, but shortly after, the lift truck near by explodes, thus: making the dump truck explodes, then i get: Mission Failed; the dump truck was the only way to crash the crates open!! WTF?? I've already crashed the 4 crates and was heading for the dirt bike.

[balmung03 8]

Another WTF moment....On the mission "Explosive Situation", i've done collecting the 4 sticks of dynomite, using the dump truck to crash the crates, but shortly after, the lift truck near by explodes, thus: making the dump truck explodes, then i get: Mission Failed; the dump truck was the only way to crash the crates open!! WTF?? I've already crashed the 4 crates and was heading for the dirt bike.

that's because before you reach the sanchez, the game still is on the same premise as it was when you were trying to break the crates; it's like a multi-part mission, so if something went wrong during that part, even if you were at the point where the use of that thing was done, you still fail. i can't think at the moment of another mission like this, but i'm sure there is.

[buttmonkey 0]

When I was flying to LV in the private jet and suddenly another jet appered in front of me. There was no chance to pull out so both planes crashed and blew up.

[mase69 0]

as said awhile ago with the auto aim.. this isnt really a WTF moment. but it was really annoying. i was trying to recruit for my gang, and i would be stand right in front of them trying to recruit. CJ would like turn around a stuff. he wouldnt face them! it would autolock to everyone except them .. made me angry

 

edit: i can now add a wtf moment. i lil while ago i was using the unlimited jet pack height to try to go to the "sky door" and an andromada flew through me.. scared the hell outa me.

Edited January 3, 2006 by mase69

[balmung03 8]

found another wtf... NPC cars apparently can travel through the roadblocks that bar you from entering other areas of San Andreas too early. i saw a car do that and thought it was a glitch, so i kept on driving and lo and behold, i smashed into the invisible barrier that we all know and love.

[Mister Pink 11,070]

 

I had a wtf moment a couple of days ago. I pimped out my ride for the pimp my ride topic and while i was crusing a hooker went "hey baby want a good time?" I said yes. We then went into an alley way and after we finished up I got out. She then got out of the car, back in, activated the nitrous and took off with my car. I followed her for awhile until she stopped at a light where i dragged her out of the car and dropped a few molotoves on her. Dumb b*tch....

wow, i didn't know AI could use nitrous... and why would she be stopping at a light like a normal driver if she's one of those who would steal a car and drive off? doesn't make much sense, but then again, the driver AI is about the same as a grilled cheese sandwich, no crust.

Thats right.

 

If you have done all the Taxi missions and all taxis have nitro ,try this. "steal" a taxi and don't drive off and let the taxi man take it back off you. When he takes off he'll speed off in nitro mode

 

 

My WTF moment was when I saw a cop/marine on top of a helicopter shooting at me. I realised because I was at the aircraft carrier the marines were running towards me and falling into the water but one had landed on top of a heli and started shooting at me in my boat. It was cool.... Really it was. It was great. Fantastic. Marvellous.

[Daniel H 0]

I was once driving in the panopticon at night when I thought I saw a person holdinga chainsaw but when I drove closer it turned out to be a tree stump

[Lone Soldier D 0]

i just did something only done by Monty Pyton; I JUST MADE CJ A RODEKILL, BY HIM SELF. i handbraked and jumped out of the car at the same time witche made the car to stop on CJ... or his legs anyway

[balmung03 8]

something else monty python related, if you have a car and try to drive over the median on the strip, sometimes you will get caught in the "shrubbery"; it seems the knights who say "nee" do not take kindly to strange metal objects in their domain.

[Lone Soldier D 0]

it's ní!!! but they are not the knigits who say ní, they are the knights who so resenly sad ní

[Newbie41 0]

Ok, this is the weirdest thing that had ever happened to me, and no i didnt have time for snapshots...

 

I was inside a train and i wanted to dearail it and pretend i have died... well when it dearailed it just kep going straight on the ground heading for LS. I figured it would go into the water but it drove over it like it was still on the tracks. Once it hit the town it puched all of the cars and just went through the buildings. It was very funny to see the cars launching into the air and people being crushed before they could scream. I had to restart becuase the train kept going acrost the ocean and i couldnt escape

 

Overall it was the best

 

Gotta love them trains

[The Spy in Red 0]

I had too many WTF moments..but the most recent one was when I just bought the airstrip property in Verdant Meadows.. after I parked my bullet in the garage and came out..suddenly, CJ falls down through the ground. Everything below his waist was stuck underground! I tried to jump to get him out but he was stuck. Few seconds later, I was walking around...STILL halfway underground.

[sychopath123 0]

I was flying a Nevada and I flew over the naval base, two hydras followed me.

On shot a missile which caused my plane to start smoking.

Then the same hydra got really close to my plane and I crashed into it, then it too started smoking.

This is the weird part it kept bouncing off the ground and back into the air without exploding!

 

Another thing I was in some woods in I think it was SF and I saw a car which had spawned in the middle of nowhere on a tree.

When I approached I was thrown backwards as though I'd been hit but the car was still stuck on the tree it then caught fire and exploded.

Has anyone else seen anything like these???