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WTF moments [not funny]


mccartya1

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i've had plenty of wtf moments in the 3 PS2 GTA games but the craziest was in vice city. i had a 2 star level and i grabbed a maverick helicopter. with 3 or 4 on-foot cops closing in, I took off just in time....or so i thought. 1 cop lept 50 to 100 feet in the air and dragged me out of chopper. i was above most building at the time!!!

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While trying to complete the boat school on PS2, CJ got killed on one of the hovercraft missions. I somehow hit the ramp just right(wrong?) & the hovercraft went underwater instead of up the ramp and I immediately received the "Wasted!" sign. angry.gif

 

On XBox, when having a six-star shootout with law enforcment, police helicopters occasionally spawn underground with only the rotors above ground. You can`t shoot`em, but molotovs will destroy them. cool.gif

 

My biggest WTF-Why does the friggin` XBox continually lock up? I had three 100% games and countless other games where I played through just the storyline missions on PS2. Out of roughly 600 to 700 hours of total gameplay, the PS2 locked up ONCE. On a single 100% game on XBox(on one save), with about 375 hours of gameplay, it`s locked up at least 11 TIMES. WTF?

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I have a great WTF that was caused by either bad graphics code or my not-so-good computer, but this is something non-bug-related that just happened today:

 

I'm at a 4 way intersection in Ocean Flats, on foot. On the east side, where I am, there's an AI car, and on the other three sides, waiting at red lights, are police cruisers, all with 2 cops inside. Wondering if I can pull it off, I start to jack the Washington and another cruiser pulls up behind it... I toss the driver out of his car.. All 4 police cars are still just sitting there... I get in and gun the engine, make a quick left turn and get out of there before the light turns green.... but I never got any stars. 8 police officers watched me steal an expensive luxury car and just sat there and did nothing. I love GTA!

 

Also today, as I finished working CJ out by running along the Palisades in SF, I walk up to another intersection and Cesar calls telling me to kill the courier... I look away, and there is a tire screeching sound, a smash, and a bone crunching sound... I look back, and in the middle of the crosswalk is a dead woman suspended in the air 3 feet above the pool of blood. I tried to take a picture but the corpse faded away before I could get a good shot that didn't look fake.

 

Probably my favorite WTF moment other than the graphics failure was in VC when I was messing around with the garage editor at the Hyman condo. I fused a Deluxo and an Infernus together.

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haha, put a car in the bottom rack of a packard, then push the top rack down onto it.. it gets squished, twitches violently then explodes... just get out first... WTF rampage_ani.gif

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Mine is when I was doing a gang war, the territory was hard for me to win because all I had was a police pistol (early game). After I had finally won the territory, a rustler hit the building infront of me and crashed onto the car I was in, killing me.

 

I thought it was pretty awesome.

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my greatest wtf moment was when i put in the cheatcodes-cars fly when hit and cars fly. I was in a vortex and landed on a slammed into a fishing boat. The fishing boat started to fly, I got into the boat, and for 10 minutes I floated off into the air. I jumped out then and started to put in the Jet cheat. When I finally landed i looked up and dozens of jets started to rain down on me. The first jet blew me off out of the explosion area and I watched as the rest of the planes fell and blew up. lol.gif

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I just had a WTF moment.

 

I rolled a car into the pond in Shady Creeks, and bailed with the female Asian ped with glasses and business suit (my favorite ped, recruited her through the "Recruit Anyone" cheat). So, we swim back to shore, and she all of a sudden dies (with the sound of her getting crushed) from a tree that's falling off the shore of the pond. blink.gif

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I have two wtf moments:

 

1 (It was during the quarry mission where you have to use the crane to put the dead cop and his bike in the dumper.) I first hear a plane crashing while in the crane picking up the bike to put in the dumper. I was so lucky that the airplane happened to hit the dumper dead on causing it to explode and a mission faliure. sarcasm.gif

 

2 (I was doing driving on the highway imbetween LV and SF I took the exit to go to the huge satalite dish.) While in the town i noticed an airplane sitting empty but not blown up. one of its wings was in a neighboring house so (stupidly) i get in it only for it to blow up. blink.gif

 

PS- I got pictures of both but no where to upload them

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my wtf must b when i was on the santa maria beach and i stole a car with a women still in it screaming she pissed me off and so i dorve into the water (near the shore) and then she came runnin out i pointed the gun at her but the arrows were black which meant she was allready dead i followed here and all of a sudden she falls over and makes a splat noise and is dead i mean WTF!!?? dozingoff.giframpage_ani.gif

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While in the town i noticed an airplane sitting empty but not blown up. one of its wings was in a neighboring house so (stupidly) i get in it only for it to blow up. blink.gif

Yeah, that's usually there, it's pretty funny.

 

My WTF was managing to drive a Banshee from the Four Dragon Casino to the docks in SF (via the freeway), WITHOUT A f*ckING SCRATCH!

 

I mean, c'mon, what the f*ck? That never happens.

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Months ago when my game froze up after I just got about 30 tags.  angry.gif

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Save.

 

Also, I was doing the level where you have to get the bikes (Cop Wheels) when suddenly... there was absolutely no traffic. And I had 3 stars. Needless to say, I failed the mission. I either got killed or the time ran out, I didn't have a car and had a helicopter on my arse.

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my funnyest wtf was last month, i was taking photos of my new moded car and when i ended, i see two planes, one going from north and the other going from south, 5 or 6 seconds later, the planes crashed each other... and other, who happens today, i was with the Banshee on the Julius west with 3 stars and a ANDROMADA crashed into the cops car (15 cars, i think). 1st wtf = the planes goes from north and south, not west.

2nd wtf = this is the 1st time i see an andromada flying and crashing

3rd wtf = crashed into the copz cars!

 

 

Nothing More

 

 

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i was cruising along in my tanker (with a trailer) with my hommie that i had just recruted and i was on the coast near mt. chiliad and i had 2 start from the the drive bys i had done. A Police Rancher crashed into the front of me sending me a few inches away from the edge of the cliff and the rancher goes over and this plane comes down, takes my trailer off the cliff so my truck can go anywhere as the trailer won't come off. Suddenly a copper comes to arest me and the whole thing blows. I sat there for like 10 mins trying to figur out what happned, the gang member had got out trying to shoot the copper from the other side of the truck and blew it up.

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my last WTF moment: i wanted to deliver all the cars to the docks and to save time i left the crane near the gates and with the magnet low.

then i came in in a huntley(? the land rover). but when i was under the magnet and wanted to get out of the car ... surprise : the car got stuck to the magnet 2-3 feet in the air and i couldnt get u. the thing is i havent saved in a long time and that was the 5th car i was bringin in. so i was thinkin at a way to get out of the car or at least get killed or arrested.

then i started to balance the car fornt and back like the motorcycle and suddenly, after a few tries, when the back wheels touched the ground i could get out

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mine was when i made it back to cj's home in ganton evading a 6star wanted level , i saved then spawned a bus and got into it and while waiting for all my homies to get in ,a hunter came out of nowhere and blasted me and i got wasted tounge.gif ,i guess the the hunter mode thing in spacientine doesnt go right away yawn.gif .

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mine was when i made it back to cj's home in ganton evading a 6star wanted level , i saved then spawned a bus and got into it and while waiting for all my homies to get in ,a hunter came out of nowhere and blasted me and i got wasted tounge.gif ,i guess the the hunter mode thing in spacientine doesnt go right away yawn.gif .

Hmmm... that's not true is it? Hunter's don't chase you whatever wanted level you have.

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My weirdest wtf moment was when i park a limo in my garage with a pimp mobile then tried puttin another car in and it drove right threw the door and i could walk threw biggrin.gif then i took the pimp mobile out put it back and it was aight. happy.gif

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mine was when i made it back to cj's home in ganton evading a 6star wanted level , i saved then spawned a bus and got into it and while waiting for all my homies  to get in ,a hunter  came out of nowhere and blasted me and i got wasted tounge.gif ,i guess the the hunter mode thing in spacientine doesnt go right away yawn.gif .

Hmmm... that's not true is it? Hunter's don't chase you whatever wanted level you have.

if u have the "all in one mod" istalled ,a hunter will come after u when u have a 6 star wanted level and shoot missiles at u ,but this should go when u loose ure wanted level,in my case it didnt and like 30 seconds later after i lost my wanted level it showed up and shot a mislile and blew me up Shifty41s_beerhatsmilie2.gif

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Hmmm... pile ups seem to be a typical wtf moment, like on a motor way and cars go so fast behind you and so slow in front of you, causing a massive pyramid of twisted, dented metal.
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In the mission vertical bird. Right after the cutscene where toreno drives you to the boat, my character appears and just drops dead. It says wasted and all. I was like WTF...

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i had started a new game a week ago, and got to the "key to her heart" mission. i dated millie up to 35%, got the call, and went to pick up the keycard. however, before blindly picking it up, i looked at it, and read what it said...

 

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first of all, i thought her name was millie perkins, and when you use the card to pull the heist, CJ says he's standing in for "Jerry", since he's ill; so who is Officer P. Rowe?

 

WTF.

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