WTF moments [not funny]

[JeffHardy 0]

my wtf momet was...

 

walking around the nice, calm streets of Los Santos, turning into East, a Spitfire flew over, and blew up in front of me. I just survived. Later, in San Fierro, I was on the Bid Pointy Building, voted the Pointiest Building in San Andreas, And another flew by, skimming my bandana. Racing down Mt Chilihad, one flew down. And landed. On my head. Thus killing me, and the rest, so close to the finish-line.

 

Ollieouk, that happened to me too. Except I got $94. How I remember, it JUST HAPPENED!

Edited August 20, 2005 by JeffHardy

[Tartey 0]

A gang of hill billies in a rancher ran me over because i wouldn't move, wtf?

[sychopath123 0]

My wtf moment was this...

I parked my car outside ammunation and went inside 2 buy some weapons. When I came out and got in, a street lamp had respawned through my car. Then a Rustler plane came down and hit my car, blowing it up. Life is so unfair!!

[E.A.B. 63]

I got two WTF's

 

1.I finished the mission "Cesar Vialpando" and was excited because I could now mod lowriders. I went to my house near the airport and got one of my lowriders. I was driving to Loco Low Co. and went through the Cluckin Bell that was in the Ballas territory. Then I see this packer that was driving through the drive-thru and it was stuck in the ground, its front was and its back was up in the air and it drove away.

 

2.I was doing the mission "Test Drive" where you and Cesar steal two cars and drive off. So I started the mission and was driving to where I had to go, when I see a cabbie with its Nitros on and it was on the trolleys tracks and it was driving on them, the f**k part is that it was going really fast and it was tilted in a 45 degree position. It looked like someone was doing a wheelie with the cabbie.

 

Also, don't you hate those times when you have a two star wanted level and you get out of your car then a mothaf****ng cop drives on top of you and all you can do is watch for an agonizing minute your health and armor go down. Then you remember, "Holy s**t, I didn't save the game and I just did half an hour of work .....bust a cap in yo ass biatch"! I had to reload and take those trips from Los Santos to Angel Pine all over again sh*t

Edited August 23, 2005 by E.A.B.

[DiCanio 0]

Out in Red County I saw this police car driving really fast

downhill at 45 degrees - lol

All the way down the hill and out of sight.

 

 

 

 

My most recent WTF moment was seeing a Linerunner flying across

the sky about 60 metres up! By the time I stopped my NRG500

and turned to get a screenshot it had disappeared - weird one

[zbuffer 0]

my wtf moment

 

jumped of the sky dive building in LS with my moutain bike and landding with my front wheel kinda stuck in the ground leening foward and did a 3 minute stoppie

 

WTF

 

[Pudball 0]

My WTF Moment

 

I was in minding my own buisness walking through the countryside when a cropduster came sliding across the ground and wastes me. Its was sad but funny.

[vicecity45 0]

mine was caused i guess by my CD being so friggin scratched, but anyway, i had CJ jump out of a plane and then he wouldnt open his parachute and he slapped the ground and then got up, ran about 5 feet and then his neck broke and he collapsed. i then said, wtf...

 

my other wtf moment

 

i was on a pcj600 or w/e it is and was goin full speed and then slammed into the front of a car and the front wheel just kind of stuck in the hood of the car hahaha.

[dertyjerzian 4]

WTF. Can you punctuate better.

hehe you shouldve had ? intead of . after both sentances there

 

Anyway, my WTF moment (since I can't find the funniest death thread )

 

I threw a grenade, the grenade flew, it fell, and hit it's target right in the head. His friend that was standing with him was all "AHH HAA HAA HAAAAAAA" (my favorite scream in the game, a very pronouced whine/cry/scream. cant miss it. not a laugh!) I heard the grenade hit the guys head *TINK* then the ground *TINK TINK* as the guys body hit the ground *SOUNDLESS LOL*

~then~

BOOM.

 

[imut_knight 1]

mine was when i throw remote explosive at a girl (white tanktop n black skirt). she ran away and screaming with the explosive still on her back I followed her with a bike for about 10 minutes, still running and screaming around (also some other ped), and somehow i lost her tail, then i just simply hit the trigger, boooom

[MC s***head 0]

mine was when i was on 2 player up mt chiliad on a quad and a stuntplane landed in front of me and exploded and i died . i was laughing 4 like 10 months 13 weeks 4 days, 3 hours,27mins and 12 seconds. phew what a giggle.

[MC s***head 0]

My WTF was a very cool one. I had taken a car to Loco Low, and then i had gone off and forgotten to pause it. When i came back after about 10 minutes, I began to customise my car, and found that i could control the car in the garage. I drove around for a bit trying to blow it up but i couldnt, so i drove off screen. I was then unable to do anything at all and so i waited. After a short while I got $78 for a double insane stunt!! By this time i didnt know what else to do as i couldnt see my car, so i quit the garage. I tried again to drive around in the garage but I havent been able to do it since.

ive dun that many times

[nathan360 0]

My wtf moment is when I think I see someone creeping around, spying on me manhunt style. Anyone else ever had a similar experience? It is somewhat exhilarating. Maybe this is real or it could just be my imagination.

 

-Natedogg

[GritSandWiches4Breakfest 0]

When I have done many missions and didn't save and I die and lose all my weapons. WTF!

[GritSandWiches4Breakfest 0]

Another one is when I was on Mt. Chillard and a WWII plane crashed and slid down the side of the montain and I heard a noise for a few seconds and I saw a plane right about to smash my face and I get pushed off the mountain.......

[teh roxxors 0]

Yeah, what is up with cars driving backwards, with their ass up in the air, as if they were being towed? Or cars mostly under ground, driving about with only part of the hood or cab above the street? Or passing through bridges at bizarre angles? Helicopters flying underground?

 

Man, the game is so wacked . . . . It's not even buggy—it's infested!

[king razer 0]

i was in a hydra being chased by a hydra when a rocket hit my wing i started falling down to the ground when i was hit again i spawned a hover craft and blew it up with rockets and it sent me back into the air just in time to see the other hydra crash into a building.to bad i still died.

[GritSandWiches4Breakfest 0]

When I barely survive a mission am running to save and see a cop shooting another man and he runs past me. The cop hits me by mistake as he crosses me and I die.........

[Drizz 1]

My whut tha f*ck moment:

 

I was practicing bikes somewhere in Los Santos, just riding on the road, then jumping on a car - giving me a bunny hop boost...

 

Lol.. I did that many times, and once, jumping on a car that was standing on the red light, CJ's head HIT the TRAFFIC LIGHT and he fell off the BMX and died... tho i was almost full hp and the lights arent that high

 

Also, must b a SanAn glitch or just my low end pc... sometimes in San Fierro near downtown, a car flies FUUUUCKING fast in the air... and then quickly gets on the ground and still drives normally...

 

+ on the bridge from SF to Tierra Robada, must b also because of my low-end pc, cars are going FUUUUCKING fast and you cant drive there without changing atleast 2 cars... 8-o (I remember myself, calmly driving on the road, and a crazy taxi bounces up in me from the behind and I almost flew to Mike Toreno's mansion from the end of the bridge)... they must b going something like 500 km/h

[dragon1604 0]

My wtf moment happened in that mission where you put the bikes on the back of the packer... (can't remember, haven't played in forever)

 

I was driving the final bike onto the packer when a cop, out of nowhere, kicks me off the bike, drives it off into traffic, at full speed into a remington. I shoot at him... remington blows up... bike blows up... mission failed...

 

 

WTF

[gta_player5 172]

my WTF moment isnt anything totally beyond belief but made me think a little bit. I had just driven to the little houses outside of the abandoned air strip and stole a BF Injection. Then I go and put it in the garage at the airport and then take off in the helicopter. I pass by the houses and see 6 policee Ranchers and 2 police motorcycles pull out of the drive way there.Nothing like crashins planes but it made me think.

[Mainland Marauder 87]

I had inadvertently run over a cop on my BMX while doing the courier side mission in Los Santos. This happened near the cemetery in Vinewood, and I turned north (uphill) to run from the cops as well as toward my next destination which was in East Los Santos and while turning right I hit the back of a car that was turning left. CJ flung forward from the bike, straight through the ground, into blue hell. I reappeared on the street, found my bike, hauled ass to lose the cops and finish my run. I passed the mission with time to spare...but that's definitely a WTF.

 

 

Note: If anything like this ever happens to you and you have a parachute equipped, use it in blue hell or you could die instead of respawning normally with blue hell jumps. One time I fell through the hole in the wall at the safehouse in Mulholland near Madd Dogg's crib, parachute on hand and automatically equipped once CJ goes into a freefall, and wound up "Wasted" in the road in front of the Vinewood sign. That, incidentally, would be my No. 2 WTF moment.

[mwyatt 0]

After I finished that Wu Zi Da Nang mission where you sneak out to the boat in the harbor, I blew up one of the patrol boats that had followed me to the dock, and then I see two fish flying upwards toward the sky. They just kept going up. And then I turned around and there was this sea turtle flying around in the air too.

[Wizzy 0]

i finally beat the game the other day - but I was having some major problems with the missions with your brother (whatever his name is) - where you have to basically take over a few territories with him.

 

He died about 3 times after completion because an Ambulance would wheel around the corner and run him over (it ran me over once too). I was pretty pissed too. 3 times in a row.

[GritSandWiches4Breakfest 0]

When I died due to health meter rreaching zero.

[flamemaster 0]

I was towing a linerunner around by a tractor and i decided to have some fun so i went to catalinas house and go down the hill leading towards the river with my tractor towing along a linerunner, well i went down the hill and just as i was about to fall in the river i hit something and was hit something and i did 360 over the river and landed on the other side. I was like "Wtf" lol, my linerunner detached itself and ended up in the river

[Mercedes SL 0]

I am WTF'ed these days. have to make a all new CJ. Everything need to be changed to fix the Gym Glitch. I'm to lazy to begin. Then the old ladies can just keep on beating me up, untill i get the time for that bullsh*t. Right now i'm trying to buy all houses to get space for all my cars, as i have to import, so it wont be the nest days

Edited September 4, 2005 by Mercedes SL

[yanas 0]

Mine was this morning as I was doing the Country Endurance race. I endend up with a girl on my hood, and she beat the crap out of my car until it exploded.

[GroveSt4Life05 1]

My WTF moment has to be when I was driving in the country w/ the monster. I hit a car in front of me and it went flying up in the air, caught on fire, and exploded.

[Mercedes SL 0]

The biggest WTF moment of 'em all, is that your car disapear from your own garage! And if you park your car for 2 minuts, it will allso disappear WTF!