fnxrak 708 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 (edited) This is what happens when you play a lot of San Andreas something WTF always happens Hey if someone can survive jumping from a very high building everything is possible ###edit### Hey I just got a very weird glitch for some reason CJ just gets wasted right after the races and after the final cutscenes. This doesn't happen all the time, it actually happened to me twice, once on the "Wu Zi Mu" and the other on the "Farewell My Love" races. Well actually the same thing happened once on "Wu Zi Mu" but when I was at the starting line, but always after the cutscene. Well It's not stopping me from finishing the missions, just had to redo the mission and I didn't get wasted both of the times. Has anyone else had this glitch before? He he he it's just like the "Final Destination" movies CJ should had died when I crashed against the gas pumps and now he dies for no apparent reason. LOLOLOL Just realized another thing in the end you have the messages "WASTED" and "MISSION PASSED" together, that's an odd combination. Ok so OrionSR has explained to me that this wasted glitch is due to having a parachute on my weapons inventory and the vehicles you use height. So it's not that weird at all, but anyways is funny as hell. Edited May 26, 2013 by fnxrak Link to post Share on other sites
Jioyt 13 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Ive got an I think wtf moment(s). i remmember riding a bmx on the motor way that led from grove street to the airport,and being able to stay in speed with cop chases! Link to post Share on other sites
WorldofCog 56 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 On PS2, while driving a Wayfarer with a recruited ped (the Leatherface guy) when he was sitting in the passenger seat, his jaw was completely missing! I WTFed pretty hard. Link to post Share on other sites
typicalgamer 1 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I was dating Katie and, all of a sudden...Barbara surprised me. I had heard of this before and when it occurred, I was like "LOL never thought it was gonna happen to me". Link to post Share on other sites
TheGhostSoldierx 1 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 (edited) I was playing GTA san andreas,and i was on the mission Robbing uncle sam,i accidently fliped the van with the crates,i got out and PUSHED IT UP!it got fliped then fell again,i pushed again and i thought it was over for me. anyone have a weird moment? post it in comments below EDIT : WTF?I was doing a mission called OG LOC (i think all i know is that its the first smoke mission)I SHOT FREDDY IN THE HEAD ON THE ROAD WHILE HE WAS ON HIS BIKE!AND WTF I THOUGHT I FAILED BUT THE CUTSCENE WHERE OG LOC POINTS HIS GUN AT FREDDY APPEARS AND I CRASH... Edited May 31, 2013 by TheGhostSoldierx Link to post Share on other sites
AuSsIeThUnDeR36 1,482 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 That sounds totally strange. Usually the van won't budge if you are putting crates into it. The mission Og Loc and the scene you describe sounds normal. You can get off the bike and shoot Freddy early in the chase. I usually can do it when he's at the bottom of the 1st hill. Just arm an SMG and blast him Link to post Share on other sites
Sneakerhead. 635 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 When I was playing SA, I went to LS, and I got into a shootout with a cop, suddenly, a van came over actually RAMMED right into the cop. This was after the Riot missions. Link to post Share on other sites
AuSsIeThUnDeR36 1,482 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 I was near Angel Pine and I was riding a Sanchez when I saw an object go by on the road that looked like a grey ufo! I turned around to have a look because I was like WTF and it was a Tahoma? i think, driving along half buried by the road surface. Hence why it looked like a ufo because half was under the road. Totally wtf Link to post Share on other sites
lil weasel 2,785 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 From the time CJ is finished with the Gang Tags he should be equipped with the Camera. That way Players can take ingame snaps of the odd sightings. Link to post Share on other sites
OG Viking 176 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Some days ago when I played, I had a "wow" moment. (It qualifies as a "wtf" too). I was under the bridge that is near Denise's home. I heard alarming noises from above, and a Greenwood with 3-4 people in it landed up side down on the rooftop below (the house next to the house in "House Party"). The car was up side down and slowly sliding down while desperate gunfire and shouting from within was heard. The target for the gunfire must have been something unseen above, on the bridge. I didn't hear much from above, but clearly there must have been something unfriendly... The car began to burn of course, and the people in it got trapped in between the house and a fence and got killed in the blast. From the time CJ is finished with the Gang Tags he should be equipped with the Camera. That way Players can take ingame snaps of the odd sightings. I don't think it has anything to do with the 100 tags? I've not done the tags and I do have the camera. I'm not sure but I think it is there from the very beginning. Or soon after the beginning. Link to post Share on other sites
fnxrak 708 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 (edited) I don't think it has anything to do with the 100 tags? I've not done the tags and I do have the camera. I'm not sure but I think it is there from the very beginning. Or soon after the beginning. He means that after all the tags you can choose to walk around the game always equipped with the camera, as you don't need the spray can anymore. The spray can replaces the camera and vice-versa. The can is there from the beginning but before the first mission "Big Smoke" you can enter CJ house (at least not the usual way), there are several cameras though around San Fierro. Edited June 4, 2013 by fnxrak Link to post Share on other sites
typicalgamer 1 Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 I was driving a fast boat to Tierra Robada, into the small inlet/gulf/bay(or whatever it's called) located across from Mike Toreno's ranch. The rock formations that pop up from the water in that gulf/bay/inlet were slow to load and as a result I only saw them when it was too late. I drove over them with such speed that I was flung into the air and landed on the overpass above! Link to post Share on other sites
Pyrrhic 796 Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 A couple weird ones I've take over the past few days. Was driving along and randomly found the exact same model and colour of motorcycle as I was riding laying on the ground. Spooky. A convoy of Wayfarers, all made up of the same three models of pedestrian. And this. Link to post Share on other sites
AuSsIeThUnDeR36 1,482 Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Haha yeah I have had cars half stuck in the road too. Wet cement I guess haha Link to post Share on other sites
fnxrak 708 Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 More like "Quick Dry Cement" LOLOL happens to me a lot near the El Corona safehouse Link to post Share on other sites
Pyrrhic 796 Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 A few more Never knew there was a sinkhole here. I wondered what would happen if you parked an import car in the red ring below the crane magnet. Hilarity ensued. Link to post Share on other sites
Sneakerhead. 635 Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Failed/Experimental Bullet Prototype? Genuine WTF Moment when I saw this. It had the Clover sound too. Link to post Share on other sites
Pyrrhic 796 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Died while parachuting. Result was odd. And tried towing a Monster, strange. Link to post Share on other sites
Chips237 315 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 I remember the first time playing GTA:SA in 2010, i was driving a monster truck around LS then i accidentally placed one of the truck's wheels into a Moonbeam and it like flew up 10,000 feet into the air and i was like WTF, i got out of my car and the Moonbeam landed on me a few seconds later. Another one was i was driving around a Mr. Whoopee while wearing only my undies, i got out and then people everywhere started to comment about my attire, i responded negatively to all of them and seconds later.. i got an angry horde of civilians chasing a guy in his undies. One time i got so pissed at Zero i blew his head off.. i punched Catalina too but she ended up shooting me. Link to post Share on other sites
AuSsIeThUnDeR36 1,482 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 My WTF was when I was doing Up Up and Away I fired a Heat seeker at one of those Annilators and it was close to the other one as it exploded the other heli blew up from the splash damage effect. One rocket spent and 2 downed Annilators! Link to post Share on other sites
OHDUDE 4 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 I had a rather unfortunate WTF moment. I had stored my fully indestructible Tampa which I obtained during "Nines & AK's" in the Ganton garage. I was just testing its proofings and suddenly a carjacker approached it and drove off! I was like, What The F***!!! Link to post Share on other sites
fnxrak 708 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 That happens to me a lot on prickle pine garage, once I got the motherf*cker before he could leave with the vehicle got my minigun and pumped him full of lead Link to post Share on other sites
Chips237 315 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 That happens to me a lot on prickle pine garage, once I got the motherf*cker before he could leave with the vehicle got my minigun and pumped him full of lead Ik it happens to me too, i leave a ton of cars outside then a punk comes and steals one of them.. Link to post Share on other sites
King Andreas 64 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 This reminds me of when I towed the coach at Missionary Hill, swerved down the hill doing a back-flip in the process. Link to post Share on other sites
OG Viking 176 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 I was shocked the first time someone stole my car parked outside the Johnson House. I didn't know that anyone would steal my car!! Later I have even been carjacked but it's a bit rare. I have learned not to back cars into garages because that makes it so easy for thiefs to speed off. I have had vehicles stolen from inside a garage too, and many attempted thefts. Link to post Share on other sites
King Andreas 64 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 I was in San Fierro shooting Rifas when suddenly, the ped with the marshmallow afro ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gUc9oB7xDY ) shoved me off my NRG-500, drove off, crashed and as he got back on it, the ped with the pink shirt ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ht9AZR30W4 ) shoved him off. This went back and forth (them trying to take the motorcycle) for about 30 seconds, then the pink shirt wearer stabbed the marshmallow afro-ed ped; they started stabbing each other back and forth; the one in the pink shirt won, eventually. Link to post Share on other sites
Kalev4ever 11 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 I was paying a visit to the Ten Green Bottles bar and when I shot the pool man in the head, he started running towards me and then (seconds after he already should have been dead) he fell down and died. The other was near Unity Station, when two Broadways crashed into each other. Both of the drivers were Aztecas and also both of them got out of their car and started shooting at the other one. Homies for life! Link to post Share on other sites
MattDet 56 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Well, here's a new one I just experienced in the past hour: I was driving back from the Rodeo Prolaps store to the Johnson house on Grove Street and at the last signal heading east before the stack interchange with the Los Santos Freeway, waiting next to me was the exact same model car, with the exact same license plate! But, it was in a different color and of course, had a different driver. Link to post Share on other sites
King Andreas 64 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 (edited) I was chasing a Da Nang member with the intention of stealing his Manana. He eventually stopped at a red light in Chinatown, a bunch of Triads yanked him out of his car, started punching him, shoving him into another Triads car. One of the attacking Triads missed the Da Nang boy punching the other Triads car in the process. The Triad whose car got hit got out of the Stratum, starting committing friendly fire resulting in the attacking Triads running away and the Da Nang boy chasing them. Edited June 20, 2013 by King Andreas Link to post Share on other sites
markusizr 99 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 (edited) Failed/Experimental Bullet Prototype?http://s14.postimg.org/coba7hqkx/gta_sa_20...11_01_55_44.png http://s14.postimg.org/ftvvxp975/gta_sa_20...11_02_12_57.png http://s14.postimg.org/df40d9sy9/gta_sa_20...11_02_02_23.png http://s14.postimg.org/pv0q70ma9/gta_sa_20...11_01_59_67.png Genuine WTF Moment when I saw this. It had the Clover sound too. wtf how did happend Edited June 21, 2013 by lil weasel Link to post Share on other sites
