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WTF moments [not funny]


mccartya1

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How about people just dissassembly the script files using Sanny Builder, and see for yourself that THERE ISN'T CJ'S MOM IN THE GAME!

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Here is my wtf moment I was running down some people by a Bandito near the Four Dragons Casino and I looked back and saw this man died while standing and his money was floating a few inches above his head. Here's the pic

 

 

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Yeah it's a common glitch, the same thing happens when killing a ped on a staircase, their body hangs in the air, it's a case of the game engine not accounting for the slope beneath them.

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How about people just dissassembly the script files using Sanny Builder, and see for yourself that THERE ISN'T CJ'S MOM IN THE GAME!

Haha. Believe me, people have done that, but for some reason other people persist to believe that CJ's mum, Bigfoot and UFO's exist in the game. IF IT'S NOT IN THE GAME'S FILES, IT'S NOT N THE GAME!!!

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  • 3 weeks later...

i found a glitch

my cousin is playing gta san andreas, he save in safe house near cesar's home and what the glitch? 2 peds is walking outside the house after he save the game, they is same models (bald head with black clothes)and 2 another is same too (biker) the peds walking in same path (bikers walking from right and the bald head walking from left) W-E-I-R-D

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I was doing the mission "Wrong side of the tracks" and I accidently hit a ped while driving to the station (One of the ones who jumps out infront of you) and then this police officer, came, and I was stuck against a wall, the police officer ran round the car and I thought I was going to get busted. But he pulls smoke out and smoke says "Your boss officer tenpenny is a good friend of mine" Smoke then stands up and runs off screaming while the police officer gets into the passengers side, pushed me out and drove off. A few I tried to run after it but it got away, a few minutes later i get the message. "You've failed, smokes car was destroyed" biggrin.gif

 

Actually, the funniest thing is, If you ignore Sweets phone call about going to the Gym and get fat earlier in the game. You get a call from smoke saying how he's upset that you're letting you're self go and that its breaking his heart. CJ just says "Whatever man, I ain't as fat as you!"

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he pulls smoke out and smoke says "Your boss officer tenpenny is a good friend of mine"

I highly doubt that they'd have that line in the games files just for Smoke.

 

A little white lie.

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The mission 'Mismanagement' when I started I got a motorcycle and sped really fast to where the agent was leaving the Burger Shot, then when OgLOC called it was in the middle of that call when I hit the front of the guy's car but no damage, allowing me to drive straight to the motorcade.

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Trying to do the Firefighting sub-mission.

I was at level 11 going for the last one of that level.

The target was buried IN the bridge near the hospital (ganton area).

Could see the target blip pointing up when I was under the bridge.

Could see the target blip pointing down when I was on the bridge.

Half way up the bridge approach the target blip was square = on level.

Nothing to see anywhere, at any angle.

Tried pouring water on the area, but no go, my accumulated eight minutes ran out. sad.gif

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I had the opposite thing happen to me when doing the fire truck sub mission in SF. The next vehicle was meant to be on a sloping street but the vehicle was hanging suspended in the air. The water gun couldn't even reach that high! After reversing up the road and then going forward again, the vehicle fell from the sky allowing the fire to be extinguished.

2. At the the start of Madd Dogg's, in the driveway of the Burger Shot where OGLoc works, there was a policeman buried in the ground. Just the shoulders, neck and head were above ground, lol

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I was doing the mission "Home Invasion" a couple of days ago and encountered a nasty glitch after I had stolen one crate and was back inside to take more. Even though I was walking just normally, the noise bar suddenly instantly went up all the way, though the inhabitant didn't wake up. But, when I went to walk up the stairs, the bar instantly went up again and the mission failed because I didn't steal enough crates and Ryder had left me.

 

When I did the mission again shortly afterwards, everything went just normal. I'd say that was very odd though, I haven't usually had any missions glitch up like that.

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"Walked normally"? CJ wasn't creeping (crouched). Sudden noise spike can occur if CJ walks into something/wall or steeps on somethings.

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"Walked normally"? CJ wasn't creeping (crouched). Sudden noise spike can occur if CJ walks into something/wall or steeps on somethings.

Actually, it's possible not to raise the noise bar even if you don't creep - to walk this way, you just need to equip a big weapon, such as the shovel I had at the time. Also, I didn't walk into anything, the noise bar just suddenly went up all the way.

 

Meh, I'd guess it's a glitch because as I said, the next time I tried it, everything went normally (and I still walked through the building with the shovel to save time).

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Here is another of my WTF moments. When I was driving on a FCR 900 in Vinewood, suddenly a Beagle fell inches near my bike, and the blast took away about 66% health of CJ. I was actually surprised as this was my first plane crash. colgate.gifcool.gif

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I remember my first plane crash.

I bought some guns in the Ammu Nation in Los Santos, left the shop and suddenly a plane crashed right into the opposite building... The whole street was dead. dontgetit.gif

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I remember my first plane crash.

I bought some guns in the Ammu Nation in Los Santos, left the shop and suddenly a plane crashed right into the opposite building... The whole street was dead. dontgetit.gif

My plane crash too blew up a taxi and 4 peds in street but not the whole street. colgate.gif

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My plane crash too blew up a taxi and 4 peds in street but not the whole street.  colgate.gif

The plane crashed very nearly to the underground and there were many cars, so that a chain explosion was triggered.

Of course, not the whole street was blown up, but in the area around the building everybody died. wink.gif

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Got another WTF moment today in San Fierro, I was driving on a NRG 500 very speedily and I crahed in to the safe house door near the driving school suddenly I was INSIDE the safe house on the NRG 500 and I couldn't go outside with the BIKE. turn.giflol.giflol.gif

 

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That's a modification of the Chain Game. Many buildings can be entered with vehicles.

But my save wasn't of the chain game, it was one of my regular saves smile.gif

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Master of San Andreas

ok here it goes

my brother was playing and i was watching when he was flying something {dont know what}he wanted to jump in the water however it went wildly wrong and he was headed for sure death {police after him too}and he fell on the police car HA HA and im like wow the cops were shocked too [took them a while for them to shoot at cj}cj died anyway in one shot.but it was epic really was.

 

wish i had a video least a pic of it

 

 

no parachute to! by the way!

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ok look a grove street gang member i recruited was taking a pic of me on the top of mt chillad when a plane crashed!with no pilot!before i could see more it dissapeared!it happens very often in the country side and desert.

 

so.... have you come across this?please do reply

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ok look a grove street gang member i recruited was taking a pic of me on the top of mt chillad when a plane crashed!with no pilot!before i could see more it dissapeared!it happens very often in the country side and desert.

 

so.... have you come across this?please do reply

Ok. It have happened to me a lot, Planes crash a lot in Mt. Chiliad in SA. The pilot will be thrown away due to the powerful blast search around abd SOMETIMES you might find the corpse of the pilot. sigh.gif

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Master of San Andreas

its a rustler more like it.

 

 

 

this is a vid about the plane crash!

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Is there really a great white shark in the SF bay? I heard it can be found in the area near the end of the runway at SF airport but I have never seen it. I have seen dolphins but no sharks

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