WTF moments [not funny]

[mccartya1]

post your wtf moments.
mine is I used the flying cars cheat,I scared someone while I was on there vehicle
.he flew in his car ,I killed him,I fell off his car,landed on a nother guy and I did on top of
the other guy.

Edited June 13, 2016 by lil weasel

[YeTi]

WTF. Can you punctuate better.

 

And my only one has got to be when i jumped out of a plane for a cutscene and it carried on cj fell onto the floor and died.

 

 

[pixelrage]

yesterday when I was walking across the street from Woozie's casino, one of those spitfire planes flew head-on to the casino, crashed and exploded. Thankfully I had a camera and took a snapshot

[king razer]

i was on the biggest building in los santos with the riot cheat on i was looking down when i heard an explosion.a rocket hit a plane and crashed into the building

[mikeswi]

My biggest so far was when I flew over the aircraft carrier the first time. I didn't realize A) that was instant wanted level or B) they had SAMs.

 

Another was las night. I was towing a car for the import/export mission. The cops were shooting at some guy who was running around shooting back. I stopped to watch and this dude jacked the car right off the back of my tow truck!

[mikeswi]

I just thought of another. It was during the riots. I was driving along and a car blew up next to a cop on a motorcycle. It blew him up and killed him and suddenly I had a 2 star wanted level. I didn't do a thing. I was framed!

[BatThumb]

Ran over taxi cab with Monster Truck, this was the result.

Taxi Phase shift.

 

[Spiritualized]

I was trying to get one of the unique cars from a certain mission, I was pushing it to my garage with another car up a steep hill. I'd pushed it quite far and I could see my garage up ahead, then some guy just ran up and jacked it. He could just open the door--it was locked to me.

[FRUGiHOYi]

I think this has happened to me twice: I'm walking into one of my houses and cops are shooting at me. I'm almost dead and they shoot me during the animation of me going in the other. The screen changes to show me laying dead on the floor inside my house, at the entrance.

[elbadman]

In the "supply lines" mission, my mini plane fell down on the street and when I finally managed to fly up again, I had a gang member standing on the plane. I carried him in the air for almost the whole mission...

Too bad I forgot to take a screenshot, funniest stuff I've seen in the game so far...

[Fragger.]

When I saw the "Tiki" place. That's a real place in my neighborhood. No, it doesn't have the statue, but the sign is the same.

If you live in L.A., it's on the corner of Western and Santa Monica, on Western.

[TEoS]

Definitely the first random plane crash into my car.

 

 

Other then that, there was this one time I was fleeing from the police on a motorcycle. I looked behind me to see how close the cops were, and I saw one go off a pretty steep ramp. A few seconds later, it comes crashing down on top of me, flinging me off the bike. Upon landing, I was immediately surrounded by police officers and busted.

[Sy™]

My wtf moment happened yesterday.

 

I needed some money so I went to the Inside Track under Mulholland Intersection. I went in with $3000 and after twenty or so minutes of backing the nag with the highest odds I had just under $150,000 burning a hole in my pocket.

 

I decided this was enough to mod my cars, buy my guns and secure some more property. As I went outside I heard a buzzing noise. I looked up and right and saw a spitfire flying through a gap in the intersection heading straight for me.

 

I tried to run but it was futile as a second later it hit the street just at my feet and took me out in a very loud bang. with secondary bangs from exploding cars finishing me off.

 

$146,000 (roughly gone just like that!)

 

I just wish I had it on video as it was so funny to see!

Edited June 27, 2005 by Sy™

[GTA3Rockstar]

yesterday when I was walking across the street from Woozie's casino, one of those spitfire planes flew head-on to the casino, crashed and exploded. Thankfully I had a camera and took a snapshot

Do you have a jumpdrive and Codebreaker 8? Cause you then can upload on the pc and show us, I do, I have no weird pics though, lol...

[ThE GtA PrInCe]

One Time at band camp....j/k one time i was in balla territory at the gas station on broadway i seen a pimpin car stuck on the wall blew up

[poopskin]

one time, i was seeing the best way to < you head a splode > (err...a rhino) and it took liek, 20 rockets but 5 minigun shots.

[Flash Grenade]

Driving around in Back O Beyond when everyone still thought Big-Foot was real, and I heard a growl. Well, I hadn't been playing for more then 5 hours, so I didn't know your CJ's stomach growl when he's hungry. So, I'm on foot, walking in the middle of a forest and all of a sudden I hear -grrrrowllll- and I see something moving up ahead. I frickin' OPEN FIRE, then go over to check what it was. Wanna know what it was?

 

 

The STUPID flamethrower. I laughed for like 20 minutes.

 

Edit: It was moving in weapon pick-up form, so that's why I thought it was Big-Foot.

[Norinator_42]

i was biking down a what i thought was empty street in LS towards the stadium when all of a sudden my bike stopped short and i went flying off. i looked around to see what happened and saw this-

 

a cop car sunk into the street, i hit the light bar

[DidierSucks]

I've seen a cop car like that too, it's odd because I've never seen other cars doing that.

 

My biggest wtf moment was more like a long drawn out Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc* over several minutes as I wandered through the streets of Los Santos seeing nothing. LIke, everyone was gone and I hadn't used any cheats.

[ISuck]

Today I had been trying the Jump and Stoppie mission for about 30 minutes, my brother said something to me and I looked his way and just hit the accelerator and up on the joystick randomly and got gold. It was the greatest wtf EVAR.

 

[Pacifier]

My wtf moment happened yesterday.

 

I needed some money so I went to the Inside Track under Mulholland Intersection. I went in with $3000 and after twenty or so minutes of backing the nag with the highest odds I had just under $150,000 burning a hole in my pocket.

 

I decided this was enough to mod my cars, buy my guns and secure some more property. As I went outside I heard a buzzing noise. I looked up and right and saw a spitfire flying through a gap in the intersection heading straight for me.

 

I tried to run but it was futile as a second later it hit the street just at my feet and took me out in a very loud bang. with secondary bangs from exploding cars finishing me off.

 

$146,000 (roughly gone just like that!)

 

I just wish I had it on video as it was so funny to see!

A similar thing happened to me - at the same OTB at Mullholland. Early on in the game. Gambled up from about $2,000 to $60,000. Very happy. Went outside and heard a loud buzzing noise behind me. Then a crash. Then death.

[UserErr0r]

Hmm

I was swimming in the river in the badlands area collecting oysters, and suddenly I heard a plane (I didn't know it was a plane at first), then suddenly I heard an explosion. I was heading towards an area past a bridge, so I could get out of the river, I get up, go to the road that goes on the bridge to get a car, and I see a plane on the bridge (that was the boom). And I thought that I was a bad pilot.

 

Another was in the desert outside LV. There's a road that goes under a railroad bridge. I went to this bridge from the save point 30 feet away to grab a car. While waiting, a few semis drive by. As they passed under the bridge, suddenly the back wheels were 2 feet in the air, while the front were over 10 feet up, with the entire driver inside the bridge. They would drive through, and as soon as they were past the bridge, they went back into normal position... until I shot the wheel of one, they stopped, it caused a pileup, then the stuck semi lit up, and started a chain reaction (I love pile-up/traffic explosions )

 

Not really a WTF, but last night I went to the hotel in fierro to grab the asset money, got back in my car, and a valet comes over, opens the passenger side door, gets in, pushes me out, and goes to park the car (strange that the valet waited till I got back in the car, rather than when I first got out). I killed him.

 

Back to planes, I'm still waiting for one to hit me while I'm parachuting. I will make it happen whenever mta:sa or the other mp is released.

[Phosgene]

Mine was during "Cop Wheels"...I had just tried (TRIED) to jack the motorcycle by the V-Rock Hotel...the cop took off, I hopped back on my PCJ and took off after him, a squad car on my butt. Bike cop had about a half-block lead on me, when out of the sky, apparently, another squad car (siren wailing and all) came crashing down grill-first into the road, caught fire, and exploded as I swerved like a maniac trying to avoid hitting it and having my bike explode as well. What's odd is that there aren't any parking garages or anything that guy could have launched off of around the area. Very weird...

[matija44]

my wtf moment happened today.

i was playing basketball and i took a shot and the ball disapeared. i was looking arouind the suddenly ball came and hit me in the head in full speed and i died

[The_Dancing_Cat]

@Isuck: You have a magic brother, my friend. Treat him well.

 

My WTF moment would be probably a plane crash. Or that SAM site. It's just so sudden and like 'Whoa, what the hell?!' and then you burst out laughing

[Rage18]

When I noticed that everytime a semi drives under this bridge this happens:

 

[pixelrage]

Mine was during "Cop Wheels"...I had just tried (TRIED) to jack the motorcycle by the V-Rock Hotel...the cop took off, I hopped back on my PCJ and took off after him, a squad car on my butt. Bike cop had about a half-block lead on me, when out of the sky, apparently, another squad car (siren wailing and all) came crashing down grill-first into the road, caught fire, and exploded as I swerved like a maniac trying to avoid hitting it and having my bike explode as well. What's odd is that there aren't any parking garages or anything that guy could have launched off of around the area. Very weird...

my "Cop Wheels" moment was when a car on the highway rammed the car carrier and drove on top of it, and stopped. I couldnt complete the mission, so I had to start all over again I finally finished that mission last night, hope I never have to do it again.

[BatThumb]

 

Mine was during "Cop Wheels"...I had just tried (TRIED) to jack the motorcycle by the V-Rock Hotel...the cop took off, I hopped back on my PCJ and took off after him, a squad car on my butt. Bike cop had about a half-block lead on me, when out of the sky, apparently, another squad car (siren wailing and all) came crashing down grill-first into the road, caught fire, and exploded as I swerved like a maniac trying to avoid hitting it and having my bike explode as well. What's odd is that there aren't any parking garages or anything that guy could have launched off of around the area. Very weird...

 

I had a similar thing happen to me in this mission, but the squad car fell from the sky and landed on its wheels right in front of me and kept on driving like nothing happened.

[mikeswi]

my "Cop Wheels" moment was when a car on the highway rammed the car carrier and drove on top of it, and stopped. I couldnt complete the mission, so I had to start all over again I finally finished that mission last night, hope I never have to do it again.

OMG. The exact same thing happened to me once. I was SOOOOOOOO pissed off. I hate that mission anyway and I'm always in a bad mood because of it.

 

Another time in the same mission, the truck stopped dead in front of me because it hit something in front of it. I went flying up the ramp and straight over. Apparently it doesn't register as a stop at 95MPH

[OCDee]

eh, this is moore like a "haha sucker" story. but... ah whatevah.

 

i have just finished "Doberman" and i got back to the grove. i jumped on a bike to get there without getting a car(which i should do so i can bring some homies, lol or a bus, i have 100% respect ) but anyhows.

 

jumped on a bike, headed for a light colored balla area, but on my way there on the bike i by some reason i took a bunny hop and landed on a top of a copcar! i was stanjding on top of the copcar with the bike and they drove by the area and i saw 3 ballas, i jumped down of the roof. i saw to the left and did a drive by on the bike! i jumped off and killed the bastards that were on the other side of the road. killed the 3 waves with 2 techs( as i do everywere , i love that gun!), and biked back to the grove.